*crashes stock markets around the world*
*quarantines entire countries*
*creates mass panic and hysteria*
Why did he do it?
*crashes stock markets around the world*
Jordan Wright
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youtube.com
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twitter.com
Jason Edwards
He's a patsy for the chinks
David Miller
Im envisioning a merchant meme.
Kayden Lopez
It is so hard to even be mad at that little guy
Jacob Moore
It's because the shit posts here were getting stale
Kayden Baker
it literally says not to eat bats, not once, but twice in the Bible
Josiah Baker
Chinks wouldnt stop eating him
Ryan Sanchez
bro look at that nose
Mason Cook
That bad kinda looks like the coomer.
Austin Jones
To show us who is boss.
Jacob Young
>no meme arrows
you have to go back
Landon Roberts
>despite being only 13% of the nocturnal population, bats commit 53% of all rabies cases
Dylan Ward
What nose?
Kevin Sanchez
is this shopped or true? wtf
Chase Hill
Its the chinks fault for eating these adora le little guys.
Adam Cruz
Are you scared bro?
Hudson Lopez
Austin Turner
He cute
Nathaniel Moore
No one cared who he was until he was cooked in the soup.
Anthony Young
god I missed when smuk bats symbolized wu-flu, not that cringe ebola-chan knock off, shit is so forced
Austin Parker
these would be the coolest animals out there if they weren't disease carriers.
Noah Jones
It's real. It's a giant fruit bat. Looks spooky but it's harmless...except for the corona viruses like Corvid19
Jackson Mitchell
So is that one, What about this guy?
Luis Watson
>I am the night
Leo Nguyen
The Joker movie
Jose Young
He cute in his own special way.
Chase Gonzalez
interesting
Blake Hughes
Do bats make good pets?
Bentley Anderson
>coolest animals out there if they weren't disease carriers.
Yeah I agree, they are pretty cool. Not just looks, listen to this podcast.
Grayson Green
No they are bad pets, but they are very soft to touch. Maybe you can interact with some at a rehabilitation place.
Ryder Scott
He did it for the eekz
Camden Clark
>My fellow bats. We must let the Chinese freely come into our caves.
Landon Watson
Looks like Ron Perlman
Robert Perry
Benjamin Watson
This is a bulldog bat. He catches fish.
Ryder Flores
There is a theory of viruses actually being our friends and co-evolving with us or at least, if we are the natural host of a virus. So the presence of viruses like SARS and hemorrhagic fevers in Bats could be against their predators. What kills the bat is killed by the virus that doesn’t do anything harmful to the average bat, which ends up protecting other bats and those predators evolving towards other prey. In that sense maybe some viruses do improve your evolutionary success. And probably even end up in our genome and help us fight other viruses („junk“ DNA/ splicing).
Robert Young
DESPITE ONLY MAKING UP 25% OF THE MAMMAL POPULATION
Benjamin Diaz
>As a scientist you accept the results of your study, even if they prove you wrong
If only more scientists thought this way, and published the data that proves them 'wrong' instead of hiding the data in a file cabinet out of shame.
Ryan Harris
>And probably even end up in our genome
They do for sure. Interesting theory btw.
Austin Cooper
By the way I just realized im a tard and it should have been 20% instead
Tyler Moore
>when you realize this year is supposed to be the Chinese "Year of the Rat" but God's autocorrect changed it to BAT on accident
Parker Allen
That's batcist.
Thomas Bailey
A baby horseshoe bat, how cute. Too bad we maybe have to get rid of them.
Looks like an Old World Fruit Bat (Mega Bat).
Aiden Perry
The got a explicit result, that is always worth publishing. People should publish more even when they failed to gain a result.
>and published the data that proves them 'wrong'
This seems to be more a social science problem, than a natural science problem.
Oliver Myers
To show people he wasn’t fucking around
Joseph Allen
Did you know how bats drink water? They fly near a bidy of water and dip thier belly in quick, then lick it off.
Aiden Parker
we need to bomb china, but please save the bats first.
Luis Jones
what does he use that snoot for?
is he using sound to find bugs in the dirt or on trees?
does he use it to chew through the cables of the millennium falcon?
Samuel Richardson
Yup its those bats, get them
Hudson Bennett
Uh, aww, oh yea, here it comes, here comes the cooooooom.
Asher Perry
Ayden Garcia
The male possesses an enormous head for producing loud honking calls.[13] The enlarged rostrum, larynx and lips allow these sounds to be extremely resonant. The larynx is one half the length of the vertebral column and fills out most of the thoracic cavity. It is nearly three times larger in males than females.
Ayden Lee
Bats noses are basically radar dishes— that bat especially; the longer nose allows for a more focused beam of echolocation.
Elijah Williams
Nooo not my hecking Ebola Baterino.
Levi Lewis
>does he use it to chew through the cables of the millennium falcon?
>is he using sound to find bugs in the dirt or on trees?
That and Oy!
Carter Martinez
>They do for sure
There are people, who disagree. But I think so too. I would go even further and speculate this grey area between viruses and bacteria (basically „bacteria“ who destroy other bacteria and virions, who can’t really replicate without getting stuff from those organisms) is were some immun cell types came from.
Nathaniel Thomas
Old World Fruit Bats don’t have echolocating (except one).
Parker Scott
molested
Connor Powell
>is were some immun cell types came from.
Kinda like mitochondria? Are you a biologist?
Ian Wilson
Reminder there is literally zero evidence that eating bats caused the spread.
Michael Gomez
AYO LIL DONNIE
I JUST GOT EATEN AND GAVE THE WORLD CORONAVIRUS
HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
Easton Ramirez
No, well I‘m from a family with a tradition of going for the biochemistry Phd. I did Biostatistics, but realized I don’t want to end up in front of a screen and stoped it.
Zachary Diaz
Corona virus is a cover up for OPEC negotiation failures. That's what crashed the market, Petro dollar at an all time low
Samuel Phillips
>realized I don’t want to end up in front of a screen and stoped it.
Yeah that is less than ideal.
Andrew Wilson
I stand corrected. Didn’t know that was a fruit bat. Interesting find
Carter Rodriguez
I only have a masters in biology, but yes a lot of time is spent on the computer. A lot. 10% fieldwork, 90% computer.