/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1822

► Detected: 114,089 ► Died: 4,004

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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New York declares state of emergency
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Italy locks down entire country
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>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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>LATEST UPDATES
01:10: 35 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea.
00:59: 1 new case in Prince George’s County, Maryland, United States.
00:55: 1 new death in King County, Washington, United States. The patient died at Overlake Medical Center and was a resident at Life Care Center.
00:36: 1 new case in Volusia County, Florida, United States.
00:27: 2 new cases in Kentucky, United States.
23:45: 39 new cases and 3 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
23:00: 35 new cases in Norway.
22:25: 9 new cases in Portugal.

>MORE
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OuO
what happened to the happening?

FUCKING DONEZO

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where are you people getting these coronachan pics

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 33,290 (883): Italy 9,172 (463) S. Korea 7,513 (54) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,412 (30) Germany 1,176 (2) Spain 1,229 (30) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 667 (29) Japan 530 (9) Switzerland 374 (2) UK 321 (5) Netherlands 321 (4) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Canada 77 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 24 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Sweden 260 Belgium 239 Norway 209 Singapore 160 Austria 131 Malaysia 117 Bahrain 109 Denmark 90 Greece 84 Kuwait 65 Iceland 60 UAE 59 India 47 Israel 50 Lebanon 41 Czechia 36 Portugal 35 Finland 33 Vietnam 31 Brazil 25 Palestine 25 Slovenia 23 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Indonesia 19 Oman 18 Qatar 18 Poland 17 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 13 Chile 13 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Peru 9 Pakistan 8 Slovakia 8 Mexico 7 S. Africa 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Tunisia 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bosnia 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Malta 4 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Serbia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Brunei 1 Chan. Isl. 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Burkina Faso 1

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Nothing anybody can do when I come for their stash in the middle of the night in complete silence.
Don't even need to prep, you've all done it for me already.

Coronavirus is not real. Doctor are not allowed to directly test for it. If they suspect patient has it, they have to call government, who then send agent who "test" for it. This alone is proof that there no such thing as the "coronvavirus"

youtube.com/watch?v=6w7x7s706oA

>Friend in Canada took this footage of a student collapsing.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN CORONA-CHAN BTFO THE LEAFS?! DAY OF THE RAKE IS UPON US!

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I WANT TO FUCK CORONACHAN.

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will San marino take advantage of this to attack Bologna and then into Lombardy itself?

Communism is responsible for this pandemic.

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No one is begging to be in this thread. Fuck off shill!

Happening canceled.

>twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237186558194786305

I guess it really is a big nothingburger.

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I've been hanging on on Twitter specifically for Corona-chan.
Someone should start a booru already.

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Source? investing.com/indices/major-indices

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 9.172 cases - 463 FATALITIES / 39% Mortality Rate (MR);
South Korea, 7.478 cases - 53 FATALITIES / 24,2% MR;
>Iran, 7.161 cases - 237 FATALITIES / 9% MR;
France, 1.412 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
>Japan, 1.193 cases - 14 FATALITIES / 4,4% MR;
Spain, 1.223 cases (-18 in Galiza) - 30 FATALITIES / 48,4% MR;
>Germany, 1.224 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 10% MR;
United States, 590 cases - 25 FATALITIES / 73,5% MR;
>Switzerland, 374 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
The Netherlands, 321 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
>United Kingdom, 319 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 20% MR;
Sweden, 248 cases - 0% MR;
>Belgium, 239 cases - 0% MR;
Norway, 227 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 160 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 131 cases - 0% MR;
>Malaysia, 117 cases - 0% MR;
Bahrein, 109 cases - 0% MR;
>...
Portugal, 57 cases (18 in Galiza) - 0% MR;

101 infected countries.

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The majority of Yas Forums thinks so
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Look at yourself, stop calling this pandemic

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god damn. this is the third and last time i am going to ask this dumb question. how many threads do you want to fill faggots?
okay. so. some user did post this graph earlier. is there an explanation why the cases are declining?

especially: this twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237186558194786305

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all children and pregnant women should be shipped to china because it only affects 70+ year olds

>Have no masks
heh well at least im stocked up for at least a month

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>where are you people getting these coronachan pics
This is Yas Forums. We make all the content on the internet.

What is the definition for mild cases then, in China?

secret database.

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>Deleted in the thread and on twitter at the same time

nani the fuck

>San Marino
M8, we ACCIDENTALLY invaded them a couple years ago.
An italian military convoy following GPS didn't notice they were going through the border... San Marino made a scene about it too, kek.

hope it's your red neck state.

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9 cases in peru, dangit

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i blame the jews

The numbers from China arent real and the numbers outside China show exponential growth.

>SK
doing a good job it seems, we will see how it evolves in a few weeks. Not sure how trustworthy.
>trusting china or iran

I can't believe we're homesteading China. New 1776 when.

just stop

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Don't know if this is common knowledge already but I'm high up in the student union at university in Scotland. The staff and I have been told that if a student contacts us with a "reasonable and credible" claim that they believe they have the virus and have attended campus in the past week then that's all it would take to shut it down. There's been no word for how long we'd be closed or how those living in student accommodation would isolate themselves

You don't fuck her, she fucks you

Most people here aren't recognize that this virus is pretty mild and is going have little impact on the developed world

head of CDC: i don't like cruises ha ha. but sure if you're not """at risk""" go for a cruiserino
based judaeocapitalist government

Is there an explanation why all of italy is under lockdown?

If you don't also have goggles and gloves and a safe method to dispose of biohazard material, a mask isn't very useful anyways. Bugging in or out is really a much smarter plan than trying to go about your normal business wearing PPE. Health workers get away with it because they have teams and buddies to hose them down with disinfectants and rigorous cleaning regimes, plus tons of spare kit. Don't be suckered by halfassed PPE, you should do as much as possible to simply avoid the sick.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STOCKERINOS, NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' HOOK NOSE INVESTMENTS

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"""recover"""

>100k reported infected
>3k deaths
>actual number infected is 10x reported

Death rate is around .3%, mostly killing 80 + year olds aka people who should have died 10 years ago.

So the regular flu kills 400k burgers a year, this year an extra 1.5 million die.

Just hope too many BOOMERS don't die or dementia daddy biden is elected.

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South Korea is taking herculean efforts to isolate/test/contain.
They also shut schools and lots of shit down while Italy literally did nothing. They are having challenges at hospitals as well but not literal hospice death camps.

ITs JuSt a fLu BrO

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Already having an impact

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Haha, what do you need masks for, they’re absolutely ineffective and won’t protect you! Only physicians, police officers and politicians need masks, user.

precaution i think. europoors are waking up

Shit hit the fan, hospitals overflowing with cases and corpses.

twitter.com/Barton_options/status/1236856302288211971

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reminder that we need to brand this as the Trumpademic, Trump Flu, etc to make sure this permanently marks his admin and the make the MIGApedes go insane

I suposse because coronachan exploded in there, also because they have plenty of old folks