DEFCON 1 HAPPENING: FIGHTER JETS OVER US HIGHWAY I95

GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>'UNKNOWN' FOREIGN FIGHTER JETS DETECTED ON NORTH AMERICAN FLIGHT RADAR OVER US HIGHWAY I95 VIRGINIA.
Aircraft models line up with that of Russian manufacturers
NARRATIVE SPIN INCOMING ABOUT TRUMP-PUTIN JOINT TAKEOVER
>GET THE FUCK IN HERE
ITS HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING THIS???
SOCIS AND PAVE-PAW INOPERATIVE
SATELLITE TRACKING IS DOWN
ON THE GROUND FOOTAGE:
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lets hang out at the burger place and kill commies

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I live off 95 in Caroline County and no, there are no jets flying around.

vladimir putin just flew over my house

I live in Va beach off I95 and all I hear is jets but thats all I ever hear.

>"E'JURSA FRUUUUUUU!!!"

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inb4 wrong thread

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JETS HAVE FORMED A Q IN THE SKY

RAMIREZ

Fake and gay. Virginia Beach is ~90 minutes east of 95 assuming the niggers in Newport News don't chimp out and murder you first on 64.

OP can’t control his urges for penis and man ass

TANGO SUCKA

Kek

BAMBI

BAMBIIIIII!

Finally, the Ruskies are coming to liberate us from this clown world we live in.

I, for one welcome them. Maybe they will even help us put into the Constitution the banning of gays, trannies, feminists, and other degenerates, like they just did with their constitution.

I authorize the creation of the Burgertown Defense Force

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Artificial and homosexual

Rookie move. You're supposed to invade Canada to get a foothold in the region. THEN you attack the US.

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>ITS SERIOUSLY REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

Digits and the guy below me will suck off a jew

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Ancaps to inherit the world

Fake and gay nigger.

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i thought inb4source died?

or was that skyking?

either way, the "usual suspects" behind threads such as these died.

I’m so fucking sick of happening LARPers

PROTECT BURGER TOWN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I95 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

falsified and sodomitical

SKYKING SHOT DOWN BY CHINESE DIRECTED ENERGY LASER
SKYKING IS NOT COPYING, I REPEAT SKYKING DO NOT COPY
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THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE WHITE HOUSE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THE SMOKE OVER THE WHITE HOUSE THE OTHER DAY REALLY WAS RUSSIAN NANOMECH SPRAY, THE ENTIRE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA IS BEING 3D ANALYZED IN REALTIME BY RUSSIAN MILITARY GET THE FUCK DOWN

fictional and buggered

AAAAAH FUUUUCCCKKKKK
WE GOT TOO COCKY AMERIBROS

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Shut up
Nothing ever happens you faggot. Go to bed.

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Could Russia even a initiate a land invasion in the U.S.? or would WW3 be a mostly defensive war for them?

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I saw several chemtrails intersecting above Pennsylvania. I think they're dosing us.

>murder you first on 64.
not taking 460

Nah, and they certainly wouldn't invade by FLYING A JET THROUGH THE COUNTRY

They'd go with China through Alaska, crushing Canada along the way. Even through Mexico would be a fucking hassle.

Not that they'd have to, considering the Putin-Trump partnership.

are we sure bernie isn't giving putin the nuclear codes?

I dont think they could support a naval invasion on america. America could do a limited one but we all know how invasions of russia turn out. It would be air and naval enagements for a couple hours followed by nukes

A NIGGER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!

Russia has no blue water capability, their surface navy is pretty much gone.
Their military is therefore relegated to a defensive role.

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Itd be a nuclear war thats ends in 2 hours. Hope you dont live in a city or near a military base

IT'S HAPPENING!

Did you ask him if his arms are tired?

I hate this board during the day. Fucking cancer.

TRUST THE PLAN

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Wouldn’t that be nice though?

>Virginia Beach
>near I95

pick one faggot.

IM LOOKING AT FIGHTER JETS OVER I95
HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH???

SAGE

A Corona bottle just flew over my house!

Aaaahhhhhhhh a Russian jet just flew over my house!

the feels, bros. i just wanna go back

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HUNTER 2-1 DO YOU READ ME OVER
HOLY SHIT PRESIDENT HILLARY WAS THE ONE WHO APPROVED THE FALSE FLAG SHOOTING AT THE RUSSIAN AIRPORT
HUNTER 2-1 BE ADVISED, DO NOT TRUST GRANDMARSHAL HILLDAWG, I REPEAT, DO NOT TRUST GRAND MARSHAL HILLDAWG
WHAT THE FUCK A CIA SPONSORED UKRAINIAN-RUSSIAN-CHICOM-KHAZAR COUP JUST FLEW THE FUCK OVER OUR HQ, OVER
PERMISSION TO ADMINISTER MEDICATION APPROVED, OVER

I'd do bong hits of her fart clouds to even get a chance to lick her crap hole, mama mia papa pia baby had a diarrhea

You got my hopes up you utter faggot

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OVERLORD BURGER TOWN JUST FLEW OVER OUR BUNKER PLEASE ADVISE I REPEAT BURGER TOWN JUST FLEW OVER OUR BUNKER PLEASE ADVISE

MW+MW2 were good games *sips*

>Remember: No Russian

LAST MAGA, MAKE IT COUNT

lol Oh how I wish that were true! A Russian invasion would be a cake walk compared to the made up shit storm of COVID19. At least that way we would have someone to actually fight vs a fake disease.

Inshallah I will personally behead all schizos