/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1821

italy officially dabbed on

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I saved before kikes deleted it.

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WHAT ALL DO I NEED TO BUY FOR THE PANDEMIC PLEASE HELP

Hope you've practiced baking bread for when we're on lockdown user.

>another slide thread

San Dimas/CA everything seems ok, went to the store a few times last week, usuals sold out items are toilet paper and hand sanitizer, still plenty of food. Will update next time I go for more food. Only 4 case water limits

I wonder how much money the treasury had to print out of thin air, to get those 550 points back into the market. I also wonder how quickly they will vanish by tomorrow afternoon.

Lol but no
Pic very related

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>American
A blacked subscription

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Not yet but I’ve got flower and yeast which is the most important innit

they just quarantined an entire G8 country you dumb nigger

How things change

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Please hit Pittsburgh! This shit town needs a culling

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Ok get corora and tell me if it is important.

Buy a dogged subscription faggot

fuck you

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Thin enough to avoid eating too much, heavy enough to fire a shotgun/AR without being sore after.

Time machine so you can be /cvg/ 0430034 master race

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This post again.....

kek

Wuhan(I got you all infected)
youtu.be/zs3KaY3r5bw

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Everybody is so thirsty to dunk on Trump they wildly exaggerate a mild late-winter cold. Reports indicate over 72% of infected deaths were already well into dying of something else. MSNBC more you trash

>he coofed

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I just want it to get bad enough where we can shut it down for awhile. That's the best chance we have. Otherwise they will keep everything as normal and more people will get infected

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I had a little bird.
Her name was Enza.
I opened up my borders,
and In Flu Enza.

So, have we finally learned our fucking lesson about globalism, mass migration, and hyper-porous borders?

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holy based

about 3500 calories per pound of fat, so maybe having a few pounds on you wouldn't be a bad idea, don't know when it would become dangerous though.

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Spoopy, like viral defcon they didn't listen!

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PP3 masks/gloves/thin bleach
Sardines/tuna/spam
Rice/pasta/flour+yeast
Chocolate/nuts/long-life milk
Shitroll/shitroll/shitroll

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I think you all are getting sleepy. You will feel so much better after a comfy sleep.

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I'm probably already fucked but I'm glad every one of you Trump faggots who stayed on board this long are going to die.

When will you /ptg/ retards realise this isn't about dumpf and never has been in /cvg/

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I have to poop again. I've been pooping all day because I got into my canned chili stash.

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>Infect eet

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Nice 10 year old meme boomer

31 out of 35 test positive in Kirkland nursing home.

washingtonpost.com/world/europe/the-latest-31-residents-in-washington-care-home-have-virus/2020/03/09/ef96b3e6-6268-11ea-8a8e-5c5336b32760_story.html

Coronavirus is not real. Doctors are not allowed to directly test for it. If they suspect a patient has it, they have to call the government, who then send agents who "test" for it. This alone is proof that there is no such thing as the "coronvavirus".

Corona theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=oTysV3EfSyM

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I was thinking about making my own gas masks with activated charcoal and all of that since theirs no fucking way we'll be able to buy masks soon.

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Someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

That seems like shit, user.

Did you stock up on toiletpaper?

youtu.be/lHvwH1RQcoM

>only 3000 breathing machine in all Italy
>hospitals in the north at full capacity, soon the hospitals in the south
>a lot of young infected with serious pneumonia
>doctors have to chose who is gonna be saved

look very carefully at what's happening in Italy, user, this shit gonna get to you soon.

Very old user
Here's updated

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Charcoal won't help at all.

Will there still be McDonalds?

nice cope chang

Don't come anymore, i changed my mind!
youtube.com/watch?v=C0HUx1KCRTI

Which gov?
There are lots of an testing

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Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

cocaine and ammo
youtube.com/watch?v=IZvpHwoQfqk&list=RDIZvpHwoQfqk&start_radio=1&t=28

The thing about starting overweight is that you can just water fast for a good month. I'm stuffing my face to reach 200, so I have a good 40 pounds of (mostly) fat to lose. If I conserve energy, I can last 60 days without eating, though I'll probably stop every 10 pounds to have a couple meals in order to keep my sanity.

Gotta do what ya gotta do

The apocalypse is coming, the land will be sucked of its fruit, and you worry if McDonalds will still exist?

Activated charcoal is one of the things inside professional gas masks.

When people spout out a 3.5% fatality rate. Point out how it does not make sense to calculate the fatality by the total number of cases because the total number of cases are resolved and unresolved cases. The true number is with resolved cases as a resolved case is either recovered or DEAD.
>To obtain the true fatality rate:
>resolved cases = deaths + recovered
>True Fatality Rate = (deaths/resolved cases) * 100
>~6% Fatal

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All garbage, just get rice and beans.

It was nice of the fed to give me a chance to get some discounted puts, though the delusional bulls tomorrow will be annoying.

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Very American of you

Anything is better than nothing user.

Personally go for something that can be used for defense or potentially breaking a place if needed.

A lot of people will panic and flee, same as Italy & China, running with nowhere to go. Keep an eye on those around you locally and make note. When they flee, you may benefit from acquiring what is abandoned that can help you survive.

Who needs to pay for this virus, Yas Forums?
strawpoll.me/19505840
strawpoll.me/19505840
strawpoll.me/19505840
strawpoll.me/19505840

I have not polled at European hours, maybe I would get different results if I posted it then. I also wonder what Dvach thinks about the origin of this virus, I should start a strawpoll in Russian.

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>water fast
>during a quarantine
fucking leaves

Can't wait to make even more money tomorrow

Virions are solid.

Unironically, better to wrap your head in plastic and finishing being outdoors before you suffocate.
Imma make a publix hazmat suit to kill time when I'm bored during lockdown, just for in the house.

I M A G I N E

th'fuk is she doing with that dog?

something newer for you Chang.

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I was my ass after pooping, so I don't use a lot of paper.

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QURANTINE THREAD ********************************

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I guess...

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 9.172 cases - 463 FATALITIES / 39% Mortality Rate (MR);
South Korea, 7.478 cases - 53 FATALITIES / 24,2% MR;
>Iran, 7.161 cases - 237 FATALITIES / 9% MR;
France, 1.412 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
>Japan, 1.193 cases - 14 FATALITIES / 4,4% MR;
Spain, 1.223 cases (-18 in Galiza) - 30 FATALITIES / 48,4% MR;
>Germany, 1.224 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 10% MR;
United States, 590 cases - 25 FATALITIES / 73,5% MR;
>Switzerland, 374 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
The Netherlands, 321 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
>United Kingdom, 319 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 20% MR;
Sweden, 248 cases - 0% MR;
>Belgium, 239 cases - 0% MR;
Norway, 227 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 160 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 131 cases - 0% MR;
>Malaysia, 117 cases - 0% MR;
Bahrein, 109 cases - 0% MR;
>...
Portugal, 57 cases (18 in Galiza) - 0% MR;

101 infected countries.

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>place bets

user WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO I LIVE WITH MOM AND BRO. WE STARTED COLLECTING GOODS UNTIL THE VIRUS HITS OFF BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN ENTER FULL SURVIVAL MODE. TOO MUCH PEOPLE AROUND
IS THERE A WAY TO PREVENT THE VIRUS OR FIGHT IT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How fat are you. I'm fat so I know you are too.

SAN DIMAS

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>fewer deaths than the flu
>fewer deaths than driving
A burger made of nothing.

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A baton would be great as it's lightweight and carryable but that shit is actually illegal to import so it's near impossible to buy one

I'm eating pure toilet paper now for the last 3 days. Soaks up the virus.

Can't walk the dog but at least they're both getting some exercise in quarantine.

Jim made a really good point on his stream, we should be looking at google trends to see how much this is spreading since testing is so unreliable. We should collect a bunch of these

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If Coronovirus is so bad why am I not dead yet?

Imagine not taking the corned beef hash pill.

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ottermode

>USA 666

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I was surprised to see how calorie dense this shit was

If you're overweight, your lungs must work harder to keep your day body alive. The harder your lungs have to work to get oxygen to your most remote cells, the more likely you are to die of the virus.

I've been jogging daily, taking the stairs 8 stories up to work (bonus of avoiding a cramped elevator), and eating healthier. Get your lungs into shape, every little bit will help keep you alive.

Here, have something to fill up your soul, while you still have one:

youtube.com/watch?v=5rBm9lZ7-ko

>/happeninghomoe
>/nothingburgerfags
Fix it you fucking redditor.

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Rolling-for-BILLIONS

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>average age of the dead is EIGHTY (80) years old
>those under the age of 40 are more likely to die of the flu than corona
>spreading is slowing in all countries
>will be totally contained in 2 months

Say it with me fat NEET Happeningcels:

N O T H I N G
B U R G E R

NO BUNS.

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>Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg

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Maybe for chemicals that damage your lungs...this is biowarfare.

Nigger can't spell fainting properly

That's bullshit, since recovering usually takes longer and so the recovered patients are taken from a smaller total pool of infected than the dead ones.
All we know is that it's somewhere between your number and the (deaths/infections) one.

>Ecuador 15
>We went from 0 to 12 in one week.
>Government's still on the "it's just a flu" phase,
>telling people to wash their hands and not to use masks unless about to croak.
>More concerned about muh economy and muh shrimp exports to China.

Everyone here still thinks it's a nothingencebollado.

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>101 infected countries.
How is not a fucking pandemic yet? That Tardros guy is delusional

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BREAKING: CANNABIS KILLS CORONAVIRUS CELLS

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Oh look the retard is back

...

>500 points up
>after dropping 2000 the last week
user, I....

>when your family still won't listen

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>Fire an AR without being sore
Are you fucking joking?

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Thank you ;_;

You need to paint more of our provices, we have new cases in Chaco, Rio Negro and San Luis.

So where is the 8.3 trillion dollars going that congress passed?

Now look at the sodium. Your blood pressure will skyrocket if you eat too much of this.

If you're getting cans, get beans and veggies, they usually come in low sodium or "no salt added" versions.

yeah it feels good being the jew this time
also
>that shanghai index
my ASHR puts are looking p fly

to test kits that dont work

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>not eating canned chili once a week to prepare for self-quarantine

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Who remembers?

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Been having this on for my nightly fix reading /cvg/ user.

To apologize to China

In Italy it's causing more deaths per day than motor accidents already.

I'm 30kg overweight now. Gonna level out here.

We hope

buying equipment from China that actually works

Two repeating numbers and it's 1 million+, triplicate numbers and it's a billion.

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where the fuck are the NYC, LA, infected?

Pretty sure that number reflects a true population infection rate
Everyone is infected
That whole nursing home is going to die
14% death rate in the elderly is a complete lie, it's going to be somewhere like 90% death

Same here. My relatives over there though are taking notice on what is happening in the US, so lets see about that.

compared to previous years this one rose exponentially

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I think you need to add black for over 5/10.000 cases soon or Europe is getting full dark red. Thank you for your hard work though.

I've been coofing for a while. I don't have a fever or anything else, but I did have a normal cold two weeks ago. The virus hadn't yet reached my country at the time though. The only thing I have lingering for the "cold" is the coofing, so I can't get tested yet.
Anyway, am I dead or should I keep teaching computers to all the elderly in my parish?

Yeah bro, just get some essential oils like CBD and surround yourself with high-energy healing crystals.

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The stuff that if you didn't have you would die/want to die

>nursing home
I'm sensing a local mortality rate of 100%

nogunz detected

Seems like the main goal should be not getting sick in the next couple weeks before the mass quarantining starts

If you can make it to the quarantine healthy it should be enough to not get sick

kek like they can do something against China
Even with a virus they can nuke their HQ in a snap

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>SHOULD I START PREPPING NOW?

No. You should've finished prepping 4 weeks ago like any high IQ alpha.

Why were you not here earlier? You know Yas Forums is always right.

Were you too busy with your nice slave life to take a look at this virus? Were you too comfortable enjoying the shiny things produced by your now dead slaves? You had to hit the gym to look pretty? Or just too occupied with your last days of wageslaving?

Why did you think wageslaving would improve your chances of survival? It's survival of the fittest.

Unfortunately, you're here 1 month too late.

STOP SPAMMING OUR DISCUSSION WITH OLD NEWS!

Heres a qrd:

THIS VIRUS HATES YOU!

It is the virus of the neet.

You wanna know why we are neets, dropouts, 'losers'? Because we're the only ones, not too vain to wear glasses. We dont want to be part of this world of slavery, we dont want to make the people even richer who use the same money against us and our deepest interests. We don't want to support wars and suffering with the immense value our top IQ work creates. Also, we like to use our minds for ourselves and not some greedy asshole's interests (and i dont even mean your boss or the owner of your wage slave camp))).

YOU HAVE BEEN SUPPORTING THE EVIL!

All you fucking slaves get what you deserve!
'Oh, oh, must pay rent, must pay tv, have social standard to hold.'
'What would the other slaves think of me?'
Here's what you get for that:

YOU ARE ALREADY INFECTED!

Many here stopped caring about you. Whoever didn't get the memo by now does not need to be 'red pilled'.

It is too late!

You fucked up trusting the wrong people.

Now, go stock up as everybody else does. It'll be cosy, not so empty and virus free as it was 4 weeks ago.
CHECK THE ARCHIVE to find out what we talked about a fuckin MONTH ago.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/prepping/
And no. It's not happening.

It's over.

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I'm sorry but my town has already developed an actual drug against COVID-19.
hna.de/welt/coronavirus-haben-forscher-goettingen-medikament-gegen-virus-gefunden-zr-13581299.html
HAPPOONING CANCELED

haha, just kidding since it will take many months until the drug is tested because of German bureaucracy

ARs cannot make you sore unless you are a literal pussy

Oh yes, Italy is really quarantining the whole country to spite Trump. China wrecked their entire economy just to give Biden an extra 2% in the polls. Yep you found it all out.

heard something about the World Bank would need to spend the pandemic bonds if WHO declares an official pandemic status, not exactly sure though

It's tough, this shit in Italy should help.
Got my Mom to finally stop going to church, anyone over 60 are especially vulernable in shtf situation.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-viral_cough

I've had a lingering cough for 2 months after getting sick from a cold once

My internet/cable just got restored after moving into new apartment. I’m literally just now learning about this coronavirus. While all you were freaking out and giving yourself high blood pressure I was blissfully unaware, just living happily and going about my life

its in Memphis and Nashvegas tho

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See you on the other side

That guy needs to be fired

guys is italy gonna be okay

you're tempting the Jews to infect you

Who tf puts beans on toasts? Heretic

Ok, thank you user.

My numbers close at midnight - almost two hours ago.

Not only that, I could not find sources on your provinces. Especially on BNO, although I doubble check with wiki which also has some neat well sourced info.
Thank you though. Really. I'll try to update it tomorrow.

Keep on correcting me, user.
I have Argentina at 12 cases - I think the same as yesterday or so.

This shit needs to literally go viral in Africa.

Big Dittys

>What is the ideal prep weight
Big

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user, we either die via this or live long enough for complete global control and no freedom...

2.4 Billion rollin

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>While all you were freaking out
Implying we weren't getting coomfy waiting for the drop

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Italy - Right Wing Govt - "Happening"
>Right-Wingers: "Happening"
>Left-Wingers: "Just a Flu"

Spain - Left Wing Govt - "Just a Flu"
>Right-Wingers: "Happening"
>Left-Wingers: "Just a Flu"

US - Republican Govt - "Just a Flu"
>Republicans: "Just a Flu"
>Democrats: "Happening"

"Listen to the Scientists! / Don't trust Glowie Techies" unless their opinion doesn't coincide with the one from your Politically Aligned (or not) Govt I guess

Checked

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Based AF. I really believe this. I was fighting a coof and headache all last week; weed and vitamin C were all I needed.

MFW when it's going to hit 1,000,000+ before May.