/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1819

► Detected: 114,089 ► Died: 4,004

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

UK supermarkets begin rationing
archive.vn/UTeCL

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
archive.is/s1wVX

New York declares state of emergency
archive.is/nBfIz

Italy locks down entire country
archive.is/9Qcoq

>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
archive.is/z6uLb

>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>LATEST UPDATES
23:45: 39 new cases and 3 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
23:00: 35 new cases in Norway.
22:25: 9 new cases in Portugal.
21:27: 207 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
21:00: 73 new cases in Germany.
17:48: 1,797 new cases and 97 new deaths in Italy.
15:40: 203 new cases and 11 new deaths in France.
15:30: 2 new deaths in Germany.
15:00: 25 new cases in Spain.

>MORE
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youtu.be/mA7kPugEtBw
twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1233478845719818242?s=20
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Fuck jannies

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 33,290 (883): Italy 9,172 (463) S. Korea 7,478 (53) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,412 (30) Germany 1,176 (2) Spain 1,229 (30) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 663 (29) Japan 530 (9) Switzerland 374 (2) UK 321 (5) Netherlands 321 (4) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Canada 77 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 24 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Sweden 260 Belgium 239 Norway 209 Singapore 160 Austria 131 Malaysia 117 Bahrain 109 Denmark 90 Greece 84 Kuwait 65 Iceland 60 UAE 59 India 47 Israel 50 Lebanon 41 Czechia 36 Portugal 35 Finland 33 Vietnam 31 Brazil 25 Palestine 25 Slovenia 23 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Indonesia 19 Oman 18 Qatar 18 Poland 17 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 13 Chile 13 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Peru 9 Pakistan 8 Slovakia 8 Mexico 7 S. Africa 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Tunisia 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bosnia 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Malta 4 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Serbia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Brunei 1 Chan. Isl. 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Burkina Faso 1

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>he didn't short airline stocks

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.
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First in: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OuO

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Remember if you feel the burger is getting empty, you can do a lot to contribute filling it up.

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>be 5'3 chink
>even girls are taller than you
>constantly humiliated in public
>CCP orders you to mall temp checks
>first girl in the door towers over you
>have to stand on tip toes just to reach her forehead
>clear her off
>she bends over and whispers in your ear
>"i'm not even 6 foot" (Dong Lei)
>walks off

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Based choir version.
Well done user.
Great game.

Can someone explain why the dead/(dead+recovered) rate is 30%+? Any they claim the death rate is 1-3% when 90-99% of people haven't recovered outside of china

Ignore the mess

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Hyperinflation comes next, user. Money won't be worth shit.

This is like the return of the Black Death, originated in China, the first European country being fucked is Italy. This is what we needed, this is the catalyst that will start the second renaissance of Europe, as it happened almost 700 years ago. The divine purge is here.

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That’s honestly the first hot chink girl I’ve ever seen

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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>THE GREAT CULLING

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Want something to do while we are all in lockdown soon?
Learn Latin
We had a great thread about how in order to preserve our ethnocultural cohesion moving forward, we need a language that is only commonly spoken by ourselves (like the Jews have Hebrew). The Jews revived Hebrew from a dead language and that's what we're doing with Latin (the language of the Roman Empire, and the language Jews absolutely hate). Soon we will have chans were we just type in Latin and that will keep out every single shill and newfag very easily and constructive work can be done.
Link to last nights thread on the subject: archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/247159159/

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what's wrong with her legs

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[X] food
[X] medical supplies
[X] cleaning supplies
[X] guns
[X] face masks
[X] water filters
[ ] someone to help me get through this

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based

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
youtube.com/watch?v=YMmgGgCIJGg&feature=emb_logo

>all those kids turning 20, never knowing good times
>just endless zog war, terrorism, surveillance state, big data and plagues

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>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

>YOUNG PEOPLE REQUIRE VENTILATORS
YOUNG PEOPLE REQUIRE VENTILATORS
>YOUNG PEOPLE REQUIRE VENTILATORS
YOUNG PEOPLE REQUIRE VENTILATORS
>YOUNG PEOPLE REQUIRE VENTILATORS
YOUNG PEOPLE REQUIRE VENTILATORS

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Limb lengthening surgery in femurs

2/3 of her height is leg and shoe

Stay strong Italy bros.

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>can't.... reach....
>too tall for me.....

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Worrying about this has already done me more mental damage than the virus itself ever could

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Washington first state to shutdown? New York?

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Make outsourcing to Ch*na illegal
Confiscate all assets of those who do it
Invade and bomb tax havens instead of countries Israel doesn't like

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Get a pocket pussy maybe?

Is that procedure popular in chink land?

>This is your typical /cvg/ hater

youtu.be/mA7kPugEtBw

who /all in/ here?

twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1233478845719818242?s=20

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My mother bought into the "just a flu" meme and refuses to prep, we barely have any food at my house. How screwed am I?

Can you get it from packages
Idk where my chinese order is coming from but considering there has been people that "have no travel history", I don't want to be that random person that gets it from seemingly nowhere

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How much Vitamin C do you guys have? I notice at my health store a lot of Jews buying bulk Vitamin C powder. At least 20 pounds.

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Alright bros I'm convinced shit is gonna hit the fan. What kind of supplies should I look into getting? I've already got like 3lbs of ground turkey, a couple bags of tater tots and shit like that. What should I look for?

Mental damage isn't real
Stop being a faggot

I hope you anons are gonna be shorting this week. Free money.

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Bring your things and come live with me in my bunker. I do have all my own prep (and some extras for you!) but we might have to both share a single bed, though.

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Lookner going Super Saiyan

Trump should use the coronavirus to shut down the borders.

this just in:
RULES OF NATURE
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (ALIVE)

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I don't want pussy.
I want affection.

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>HES LOSING IT

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70% of chinese recovered
South Korea numbers slowing down

Biggest nothing burger of the year.

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Louisiana has it's first case

Looks like the beginning of the end

wwltv.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/louisiana-confirms-first-case-of-coronavirus/289-41a920b9-a3fe-4454-b681-9ffbb8cd108f

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anyone have the pic of the guy who stocked up on fruit gushers and junk food?

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Gif makes me think of fuliculi fulicula music. Wonder if this music can be corona'd? Would be funny to have corona as a music genre

Russians are spreading this shit to cause panic.

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Stuff from AliExpress arrived today, opened package up not knowing. How fucked am I?

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This board is for over 18s only champ.

youtube.com/watch?v=YMmgGgCIJGg
Metokur is live, who the fuck is watching lookner now?

>Only kills boomers
why should I care again?

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>Trump should have used the coronavirus to shut down the borders.
Too fucking late, but hey at least he let us know he was monitoring the situation with HAZMAT YELLOW TIE

Lookner having a full on sperg-out live on stream lmfao

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thanks doc

you better hope it went under some UV lamps and sat in a really hot warehouse for a few days

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Dude I laughed SOOOO fucking hard

youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vm7W--xNI
>does anyone care that this happened
Well, do they user?

Metokur is just outdated Lookner, he is also a bitch for donations.

buy your own and make her suck your dick for sardines

most people here aren't recognizing that this virus is pretty mild and is going to have little impact on the developed world

He's right tho

2ND CASE IN WISCONSIN HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>I AM READY

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youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

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>not watching both at the same time
imagine being this user, kek

Will a second Da Vinci be reborn in this new era?

>Muh russians
Again? Isn't the MSM tired of failing miserably?

Corona will Purify this world.

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Oh no no NO NO NO, media can't spin it their way so it's MUH RUSSIANS again holy keeeeek. I can't believe they're still trying to propagate this shit after how terribly ineffective it's been so far as a method to deflect people from non-MSM narratives.
Already shindeiru.

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Okay, but I wanted a response from someone from a real country.

Part of it is that most cases dont get counted as they are mild/untested so they adjust the value

Based

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Well I used to be a nothingburgerfag then a justaflufag.
But now that I've been infected and recovered I can truthfully say it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

>Italy not a developed nation

Reminder to eat your oranges

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Would you really kill me, your fellow user, for a few cans of beans?

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FAKE REASONS!

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>Metokur is just outdated Lookner

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so who are the retards that said this would be a total nothingburger last month?

Yes, everyone is lying.
All the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

>your cunt
>how fucked are you

Coronavirus compilation videos

Left 4 Dead 2 (taken down by YT):
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

Deus Ex:
youtu.be/vEo2oi1v9LY

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>he posted the thread again
This is officially the new finger box threads, threads to trap newfags and causing them to panic. Guess what everyone, nothing has happened. I live in the bay area in Cali where we have a ton of chinese migrants. Still not sick and noone around me is sick, nothing has fucking happened and i wad around during the first hundred threads. Dont be a retarded newfag and post in these threads, theyre slide finger box threads aimed to distract you from the real ones.
>inb4 italy is in quarantine
Like i give a shit if some nigger tonys get sick, theyre not white and this disease doesnt target whites.
/thread.

>t. pussyposter

Hard times make strong men user.
Its part of the cycle

We all know it certainly didn't

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Toilet paper.

Can you develop a bot that will graph the virus increase in each individual country?

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Realistically, what happens if Trump really has the coof and dies?

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Am I more than you bargained for yet?
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost,
But you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, sleeping for the wrong team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Is this more than you bargained for yet?
Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him?
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, sleeping for the wrong team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)

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>>Italy not a developed nation
it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

>metokurfags

If they're my cans of beans and you're trying to take them, then yes.

Living in bongland sucks, I have a short kukuri and I'm thinking of getting a slingshot

Yay! Call out Pelosi and Schumer for bioengineering this in China

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