Tuck says this is the happening!! Buy Gold, Silver, and Lead.
Justin Ramirez
HURR DURRR I'M A STUPID BONG IT'S DOOM AND GLOOM HERE'S SOME SHITTY FAKE NEWS ARTICLES STOP TRUSTING CHINESE DATA HERE'S SOME CHINESE DATA THAT SAYS YOU'RE WRONG
>THERE HAVE BEEN 22 CONFIRMED DEATHS IN AMERICA FROM TRUMPVIRUS... AND MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS MORE TO COME!!!
>name one American who has died
>STUPID DRUMPFER, THAT WOULD BE A HIPAA VIOLATION AND WE MIGHT GET SUED!!! LOL GOTCHA
>okay, what's your next story?
>WELL, WE HAVE LEAKED GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS ABOUT A TRUMP PHONE CALL AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S ILLEGAL FOR US TO PUBLISH IT, WE'RE GOING TO ANYWAYS HAHAHAHAHA
>be trump >say COVID-19 is "just a flu" >get exposed to a potential carrier of the virus >refuse to get tested >storm out of a press conference when asked about it
First I've seen that. I like it. >*Checks your triple goose eggs
Jonathan Collins
The astonishing part is shills trying to blame Trump, like he could have forseen a virus totally fucking the Chinese economy
This isn't like 2008, nothing internal to the USA is causing this- it's the Chinese releasing a bioweapon or eating diseased bats or some other fuckery that caused this, not us.
Trump always carries a bottle of milk, he’ll be good
Michael Ward
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SWITCH FROM SUPPORTING WARREN TO SUPPORTING JOE IMMY REVOLUTION NOOOOOOOOOOO kek they fucked themselves calling for Warren to drop out.
Remember to be kind and considerate to all of the Bernie people you know IRL or on social media tomorrow night and the subsequent days after he gets BTFO again.
Make them hate Biden and the DNC to lower the chances of voting for him in November.
Angel Hill
Why is little marco breathing so heavily?
Henry Miller
Imagine giving a flying fuck about this fucking virus which, at worst, will kill nobody but useless, entitled boomers by the millions
Shitbags over at CNN are saying that Trump's brief appearance at tonight's virus press-conference was more proof that he doesn't really care about the 'pandemic'.
Ends his part in the presser & then MSM shouts questions as he leaves (as per usual)
Josiah Jenkins
>Make them hate Biden and the DNC to lower the chances of voting for him in November. Don't have to work for that, that's a given. Boomers are still apt to 'vote blue no matter who' so maybe work the Boomers the hardest.
Matthew Ramirez
Trump takes baths in hand sanitizer. He cares about this more than anything else that happened.
Luis Butler
I still don't understand by Yas Forums is trying to hype up this virus so hard.
>protects your millitary industrial complex >protects your energy resources >protects your farming >protects your metallurgy >forgets the medication oops
>Boomers are still apt to 'vote blue no matter who' so maybe work the Boomers the hardest. The senile Biden memes work great on them because they've all watched their parents decay as they age.
Jaxon Ward
Chinese spy eliminated, cover of the beer flu worked to perfection
Hudson Murphy
i never imagined a wwe actor would end up killing queso salami and make the deep state feel afraid. what a timeline
Bentley Hall
No, she's playing both sides until Biden decisively leads Bernie in the delegate count.
Jonathan Hernandez
No, she's going to cuck out and endorse Biden. She wants to be Secretary of Indian Affairs.
Gabriel Howard
Tucc has a lot of boomers as his audience, going full doomer is the only way to get them to pay attention.
Not yet but I'll lose my shit if she endorses Biden. Itll be meltdown leveles we've never seen before.
Matthew Nelson
I’m just going to assume the doomers are looking for a hard reset, or are themselves hoping to be killed by something other than their own depression.
Jason Martin
He also has to get them against China. When Trump threatens to nuke them for this, he has to have their support.
Ayden Brooks
>I still don't understand why Yas Forums... you're talking about the board that has a HAPPENING thread every day just waiting for something to actually happen. People are going to take what they can get
>advice from Yas Forums AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Her brand is about competence and her website was so incompetent that her post-withdrawal revamp actually made it better. It used to have "abortion" under "strengthening our democracy."
Did anyone expect Trump to be able to stop corona when he can't even stop illegal immigrants from crossing the border or overstaying their visas?
MIGA 2020
Christopher Rogers
ATTENTION /PTG/
I have a plan on how to stop the Wuhan virus from spreading. Follow me here, this one is complicated. Plan of action: >1) open up borders. Get rid of all border controls and abolish ICE. Zero checks on anybody coming into, or leaving the country >2) bring in plane-fulls of people straight from the city of Wuhan, where the virus originated >3) take shits in the streets and sidewalks and walk around in it >4) give out free heroin and leave our discarded needles on the playgrounds
How does this plan sound? Please get this plan to Trump, I think it would help the country a lot.
