Who here /Quarantined/?

Based stroke post.

Shit I be have it. Hard nigga, hard. I be still working with this at McDonald's. I hate white people. So I be rubbing my unwash hands on their buns and when no one looking, I be licking the tomatoes and pickles and cheese. Fuck them cracker mother fuckers! You feel me? My girl be white too. I only fucking her to show crackers I'll take your women and you ain't doing nuthin bout it! Word.

Probably not your best work, user.

I will take a shit and find out. If its above 8 inches I have it.

Why do you have a picture of an obese woman saved on your computer?

Yeah sounds like what I have. I haven't had a fever in like 5 years but I've been right around 100.0 for a day or two.

Mutha fucker I ain't be no user! I be real, muther fuker! Nigga in the house, real nigga! Word. A shout-out to all my niggas in the soup! What up!!

You feel guilty for cooming to her don't you? Ya little chubby chaser.

mom is currently in the ER and has been trying to get tested for the last 4 hours - they instantly hazmatted up and threw her in a room by herself. Still haven't run tests yet, they're freaking out and don't know wtf to do

I’m patient zero on my small island. Just diagnosed today AMA I guess. jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2020/03/09/first-case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-channel-islands/

That's scary user I'm sorry about your mom. I hope she tests negative.

What are your symptoms?

you have the common cold, you mongoloid

I certainly hope so, schlomo.

Keep us posted. I still think this virus is just the regular flu and the ad this nametag to it to create this giant circus this election year. It is also one of those weird years that those masons like.

It’s literally a flu, a few shivers and a bit of a cough. Feeling better about 6 days after taking ill. I’ve had much worse illnesses I’m just worried I’ve passed it to someone at risk like an oldie.

S'Cool

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my fiancee and I were with her all weeekend and she also attended a VERY large public event this weekend. If she tests positive a lot more people have it

I'm worried about the reports that it can go dormant and then resurface.

alright OP, you can post the sauce now

There is a lingering flu/regular cold going around right now as well. A bunch of my coworkers and friends had it. Hopefully that is what she is dealing with.

Make sure to give it to your parents so they will be immune in a month.

Why does she have stupid zoomer writing on her arm? That's this generations tramp stamp.

yeah that tracks

chinks had the disease progression as mild symptoms for a week, then you get better and then it gets a whole lot worse in week 3

Get it together coomer

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So you were infected about 3-6 weeks ago you spread your disease to your baby momma and kid. They are likely infected from being close to you. Then you sent them to her boomer parents like a ticking time bomb. Her parents will then be infected. Boomers don’t handle the virus like you can. You inadvertently signed their death warrant.

Blood will be in your hands.

Where’d you find these?

Probably because she is a stupid zoomer.

If i was infected weeks ago so were they. They aren't showing symptoms.

Why are you so thirsty, coombrain?

They could be asymptomatic then. Super spreaders.

Dude this looks like my current gf, except mine doesn’t have a tattoo on her arm like that and is about my age. I’m wondering if this is her, or if it’s some random chick with similar phenotype.

Help a brother find out the truth.

It's probably just a cold desu. It would suck to kill everyone because I was trying to protect my son.

>mine doesn't have a tatoo on her arm like that
I think the case is closed then, user.

I have it too, post more of that Brapper

I understand user. But this virus isn’t a small thing. And people around are nothing thinking ahead. CDC dropped the ball. You should get tested for corona ASAP just to be sure. You did right to protect your son first. I would do anything to not put my kids in harms way.

>gets sniffles
>sky is falling

I've had it for two months now.
If you think the second stage of the virus is bad, wait til stage 5. If it weren't for my IV full of vitamin C and my wife's boyfriend's pansexual son's trans girlfriend's AIDS medicine, I would have succumbed to the cytokine storms weeks ago.
The virus has made its way into my spinal cord and down into my ballsack and now on the rare occasion where I can stay conscious long enoguh to coom only phlegm coofs out.

B U I L T F O R B B *

Anybody knows for how long I can use these masks?

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I self quarantined before coronavirus was a thing, newfags

No need to show your flag, mutt.

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they escaped the brap barn

I have a sore throat, but no fever, and seldom cough
prbly just a pharyngitis

Kys op

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in a pigpen, obviously

oink

Nice.

God she needs a big black dick in her

Ive never seen a nigger be able to string multiple sentences together. They also never use -ing. Terrible bait

I am also an African American of great social stature with a large amount of jewelry and favor with females. Other African American males are inferior to me as demonstrated by the aforementioned wealth and favor with females. I engage in criminal activities regularly and the outcomes of such ventures are always positive.

Corono is a fucking fear mongering campaign and you are a moron for doing that