/nbg/ NothingBurgerGeneral

Hello fellow nothing-burgerinos. I have a question.
If I get Coronachan will I be immune forever? Can't seem to find a straight answer anywhere

Immunity to that specific strain may last up to a year, but not for mutations

You'd be immune for several years at least, as long as you have the antibodies. Reinfection is only possible if you've gone an extended time without exposure to the virus or the virus mutates enough not to be recognized by your immune system, which is unlikely since CV19 is a corona virus.

Thank you, burger fren.
With that out of the way, I no longer give a fuck. I actually hope I get the virus now.
A couple of weeks off work chilling in bed, reading books and playing vidya? Sign me the fuck up.

I was under the impression that immunity applied to all strains, no? Didn't an asymptomatic strain of Ebola inoculate a bunch of people and stop that epidemic for the most part?

nothingburger. Wake up me when I am coofing to death in a street filled with corpses.

>WHO
>the same retards who said choping your dick is right
A FUCKING LEAF

There are a few groups of happening faggots:

1. Bored shitposters that want something exciting to happen but don't actually think anything will happen.

2. Depressed NEETs that have given up on life but are to chicken to kill themselves so they want a disease to do so.

3. Paranoid schizos that think the world is always on the brink of complete anarchy.

4. Shills that are just trying to gain some advantage from the panic (tear down Trump, hurt the economy, etc.)

>0.000015 of the population
>1% death
Holy fuck, it's happening

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JUST A FLU

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MY FELLOW JEWS, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT YOU ARE CORRECT. NOTHINGBURGERS EVERYWHERE. NOTHING IS WRONG AT ALL. TOTALLY NORMAL. YAWN. BOY, SURE IS LATE! OFF TO BED. NORMAL. YAAAS.

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So you have to balls to call people schizos and in the same breath rant about a secret cabal of shills using the virus to "tear down trump".
Ok just checking

WHY CHINA QUARANTINE 1 BILLION PEOPLE WHEN ONLY 60 WERE INFECTED? BECAUSE IT IS FLU SEASON! NO OTHER REASON. TOTALLY NORMAL. HAHAH.

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OH WOW THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING THE WORLD IS ENDING (for really real this time trust me!)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While panicking is counterproductive, the fact that the entirety of Italy is in lockdown is clear evidence that this is a somethingburger

Hahahaha holy fuck

>secret cabal of shills
it ain't no secret, kike, what they are doing is very obvious. You still think the (((media))) is on your side? kek

Now I regret stirring up the /cvg/ anons a while back. I didn't realise that /cvg/ would take the joke the wrong way or that the pic I posted of an empty hamburger bun was going to become a new meme.

Seriously though, you should probably prep if you live in a country that imports all of its food. There will be more panic buying plus there will be price hikes if there are any shortages.

WRONG GOY! THIS IS ALL TOTALLY NORMAL! HAPPENS EVERY YEAR! EVERY DAY!

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COVID-19? More like NOBURG-19 (nothing burger 2019)

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>called a kike
>kek
>((()))
Yep is AWOOO time

And I'm sure all the medical company execs at WHO have no interest in making people panic and buy up ridiculous amounts of medical supplies.

looks like training

Like what? What medical supplies? Toliet paper?

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Awooo!

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>Meanwhile in reality.
I wish that they would declare it a pandemic and screw over the "pandemic bond"-holders, FFS it's only 500 million or so they'd lose.

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The numbers of dead are laughably low for a pandemic
Media hyped pandemics happen in election years
Media is reminding everyone about a vaccine that's on the way so some mega rich pharmaceutical will get mega richer for their placebo vaccine.
Media is also not saying anything about vitamin C or staying hydrated which should be basic every "flu season" (if there is such a thing) because vitamin C not patentable and no one can get that rich off it
If there was a real pandemic no one would report on it until it was too late because (((they))) really don't care about us

Facemasks, gloves, hand sanitizer. There have been runs on all this shit practically worldwide. Now governments are just stepping in and taking it all in some cases.

>The numbers of dead are laughably low for a pandemic
14–24 day asymptomatic contagious-carrier phase.

Cases of viral pneumonia are included in the WHO definition of 80% mild to moderate.

Read that.
Read it again.

If you still think this is a flu. You are a moron.

Congrats.

>media hypes pandemics in election years
Thanks facebook boomer

>i mean less than 100 people have died
>i mean less than 1,000 people have died
>i mean less than 10,000 people have died
>i mean less than 100,000 people have died
>i mean less than 1,000,000 people have died
>i mean less than 10,000,000 people have died

So long as a single Jew yet lives I will pray to Nurgle to spread his blessings

Would oxygen therapy machines help? What other forms of medical options does one theoretically have?

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>go to store
>toilet paper section wiped out
>tissues left alone
>paper towels left alone
>panicking retards you can clean your ass without toilet paper
>coronavirus isn't even anything like a stomach virus, nothing that would make toilet paper more valuable than any other home amenities.
I wonder how much of this is people trying to scalp, and how much of it is legit retards actually thinking the world is going to run out of toilet paper.

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lol nigger can't estimate the denominator without testing the entire population. the one time we did that, on a boat; 0.2% lethality; just like the fucking flu. dumbass.

Italy is quarantined over a flu bro’s lol am I rite?

>Would oxygen therapy machines help?
They help you to last a bit longer.

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I know people like drama and are desperate for happening, but just for once it would be nice if jannies did their job and redirected all the threads to cvg so they stop clogging the board.

Where are these 67,000 recovered people?
How come we dont hear from them?

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>Japan is supposed to have tens of thousands of infected
>infected should be collapsing in the streets and die
>it started 7 weeks ago here
>not a single report of weird shit happening

Yeah I'm thinking it's over.

If we could use quarantine to kill the flu we'd actually do it. It's just impossible to get rid of it.

Yes that's how corona will be now. It ain't going to go away

Disinfo to stop people from rioting in the streets and hanging bankers/stock traders for swindling from retirement funds and selling toxic investments.

The virus doesn't look that dangerous, altough mass panic + guns.... you do the math in a month

DON'T PANIC!!

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Who has dozens of jet engine fogger trucks standing by for an epidemic?
Nobody. This is security theater. This is how the Chicoms "kill a chicken to keep the monkeys inline"... Also, I'll bet that every death so far is either Going to die already, or A political dissident that was going to die already, but in a larger quantity than is typically accepted outside a bullshit flu cover story.

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Here. To move inside the province in the red zones in italy you need a certificate. Certificates are a temporary measure to avoid a complete and sudden shutdown of small businesses and industries, otherwise people wouldn't be able to go to work. this measure will likely be revoked as soon as they realize it's unfeasible and useless to stop the virus from spreading. the other allowed motivations are health emergencies and primary needs (that is shopping for food), all other motivations are forbidden. police patrols and blocks are already in place to enforce this, and the army can be involved if needed.

cinemas, theatres, museums, gyms, pools, ski areas, music clubs, pubs, concert venues and sport arenas are closed. bars and restaurants are open from 6am to 6pm (for workers only sitting at 1m+ distance). shopping malls are closed on weekends.

masses, weddings and funerals are banned, and so are public meetings sports events of all sorts, football included.

the first reaction of these new restrictions is that prison riots broke out in nearly every jail in the country, after an alleged covid-19 case in one of them. 7 dead, 20 escaped.

it's way heavier than it looks, i tell you. and it will last longer than the april 3 deadline. it will stand at least until mid may if the virus keeps spreading like it's doing now

Red zone here. Only way to move around the province is via certificate, self-certificates are a temporary measure to avoid a complete and sudden shutdown of small businesses and industries, otherwise people wouldn't be able to go to work. this measure will likely be revoked as soon as they realize it's unfeasible and useless to stop the virus from spreading. the other allowed motivations are health emergencies and primary needs (that is shopping for food), all other motivations are forbidden. police patrols and blocks are already in place to enforce this, and the army can be involved if needed.

cinemas, theatres, museums, gyms, pools, ski areas, music clubs, pubs, concert venues and sport arenas are closed. bars and restaurants are open from 6am to 6pm (for workers only sitting at 1m+ distance). shopping malls are closed on weekends.

masses, weddings and funerals are banned, and so are public meetings sports events of all sorts, football included.

the first reaction of these new restrictions is that prison riots broke out in nearly every jail in the country, after an alleged covid-19 case in one of them. 7 dead, 20 escaped.

it's way heavier than it looks, i tell you. and it will last longer than the april 3 deadline. it will stand at least until mid may if the virus keeps spreading like it's doing now

this

why dont you just quarantine all chinks?

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All the falling over and shaking in the streets was in china, god knows what was really killing them in that shithole

This. There is more than we know going on.