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Coronavirus: Specialist unit set up to counter false claims
technicallyfunny.net/2020/03/coronavirus-specialist-unit-set-up-to.html

>Coronavirus: UK cases rise by 46 - taking total to 319
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-uk-coronavirus-cases-rise-46-in-24-hours-taking-total-to-319-11953529

>Counter-terror police probe threat of violent 'incels': Specialist officers look into misogynistic 'involuntary celibate' sub-culture in UK after suspect leaves threatening messages online
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8088975/Counter-terror-police-probe-violent-incels-suspect-leaves-threatening-messages-online.html

>Trevor Phillips suspended from Labour over Islamophobia allegations
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51797316

> Live FTSE routed on worst day since financial crisis as oil prices crash – live updates
telegraph.co.uk/business/2020/03/09/markets-live-latest-news-ftse-100-pound-euro/

>Man 'carrying two knives' shot dead by police in central London
news.sky.com/story/man-shot-dead-by-police-in-westminster-11953449


>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317

>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090761/Get-PAID-coronavirus-Scientists-London-pay-volunteers-3-500-develop-vaccine.html
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300118
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300193
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300300
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300021
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300183
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300270
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300075
youtube.com/watch?v=YMmgGgCIJGg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

baked beans

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܇I'm an alien
Ask me anything

you're a terrified spastic

first for appeasement being a sensible policy that, if allowed to play out, would have meant we were actually capable of fighting a war focused on protecting our own interests. the worst thing chamberlain did was end it prematurely.

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>Get PAID to have coronavirus: Scientists in London will pay volunteers £3,500 to be infected in experiments to develop a vaccine for the deadly virus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090761/Get-PAID-coronavirus-Scientists-London-pay-volunteers-3-500-develop-vaccine.html
is the £3500 payoff worth getting infected with this?

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did you hack Yas Forums alien lad?

>£3500 to be given the cold and pampered till you're better
sounds like a bargain to me lad

yes i've applied

I am very happy that Boris picked excellent members for his cabinet such as Patel and Raab who’ll go all in to support Israel.

The real English stand with Israel! Based!

It's not the corona virus i would be scared of it's being in london.

what's the best brand of baked beans?

Has anyone ever typed "English people" in Twitter's search bar? Fascinating read, lots of hatred towards us and lots of confusion over whether being English is an ethnicity or just being born in England.

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Fuck no, I've heard some real horror stories about medical testing. When I was unemployed my girlfriend's mum (now my mother-in-law) suggested I go to Flu-Camp after she saw an advert in the paper for medical test subjects. Don't do it, you'll die.

Being english is a disorder mate

Nope. You'll be forever declined any kind of health/life insurance

Appeasement was a sensible policy and if allowed to play out then we wouldn’t have to fight at all.

Why die for Danzig?

Heinz lad

>Being english is a disorder mate

Damn, hard to argue with that.

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>get virus
>escape
>cough on nogs n pakis
>return to lab
>collect £3500

>Revoke the TV licence using legislation
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300118

>Release the Home Office's Grooming Gang Review in full
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

>Ensure, where possible, government contracts are awarded to UK companies
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300193

>Repeal the Fixed Term Parliaments Act.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300300

>Prohibit MPs from voting in parliament when under the influence of alcohol
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300021

>Equal (50/50) rights for both parents in the event of a separation.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300183

>Change the Sexual Offences Act so women can be charged with rape against males
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300270

>Hold an inquiry into how the police handle historic sexual abuse cases.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300075

i remember 10 or 15 years ago, there was some medical test in the UK and a bunch of people died. one guy survived but lost his arms.
there were pictures in the paper, he looked like he'd been burned or something.

܊Yes, I think I'll delete it's system 32
It can't be too important, right?
܋Marks and Spencer's

rubbish

good taste for a cacogen

you're my dirty arse hoe

Escaping from the lab after you've been infected with the virus would be a pretty good jape.
That might have been the one I saw my wife watching the documentary about. Looked terrifying.

Zoomer telling me about beans.

There was a BBC documentary about the soldiers unwittingly used to test nuclear exposure in the 1950s. It was awful, what they went through.

i've eaten more beans than you've had hot dinners boy

I've had more shags than you've had beans

܋You sure do have a filthy anus, I'm not sure why your male friend likes to stick his penis in it

>Why die for Danzig?
We shouldn't. We should have let the Germans and Russians fight it out, but ultimately we couldn't let Germany overrun the East.

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arh yea man a fuckin ps3 thas well banging m8 i bet its got gran gta on it 2

i'm your pimp you're my bitch

I know. Imagine forcing a man - a veteran no less - to eat nuclear bombs.

Why not? Realistically I don’t think they’d be able to.

܋Fantasies, the scotsman's head is full of them

Not a threatening message. Help!

No, seriously, what would you do if a experienced Jiu Jitsu fighter took you down, placed you in his favourite position while wrapping himself around your limbs and fucked you in the arse? What would you do? What could you do? Nothing so watch the shit you post

but it never made you happy

fuck off

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Germany since unification has been obsessed with taking Ukraine. Controlling Ukriane would allow them to sustain a huge population, who would expand and populate into the newly conquered Eastern lands and would make it immune to the shocks and rigours of the world beyond it's own borders and it would control what is dubbed, 'the World Island'. Britain would be a satellite to such a country. Why do you think the EU is so keen on absorbing Ukraine today?

he doesn't have an arse, he's an alien, he's got spores or something, and they come out of his arse

i'll make him one then

Indepdance!

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Kek, I actually just got back from mma class. You're right, some of them it's like wrestling a fucking alien, there's nothing you can do.

i've had more joy from a single baked bean than you have from all the sex put together
and stop fucking with my captcha i know it's you

put it somewhere unexpected

Ukraine now produces not much of anything. That whole episode seemed like them picking at the last few crumbs the bear had then being surprised when the bear lashed out.

And we’re currently a satellite, at least with not stepping in we might’ve had the empire to lean on for relevance. Now we just get shafted from all sides.

exactly so you cunts should know how fucked you are

jim is live with the weekly corona update lads
youtube.com/watch?v=YMmgGgCIJGg

܋You are nearly right, we inject our spores directly into the blood stream of our mates

Jesus Christ, according to this Twitter user we're the heart of evil.

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im ignoring this post

stick it oan his foreheed so my smelly baws can slap his eyes every thrust mate

I'd easily take your back, take you down with a gentle suplex landing you on your stomach, lock my legs just above your knees, get double underhooks on you then rub my forehead on the back of your neck as I penetrate your arsehole mate

Don't worry Chris Poole an hero, Yas Forums best board.

we have something similar here lad

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܋From the limited time I've spent interacting with you on brit/pol/ I would have to agree with the person
You are not very nice
܋>retard noises

Why are you obsessed with what some nobodies on twitter care about?

he knows that game of thrones is a tv show, right?

says the cunt roleplaying as an alien on Yas Forums cos he's got no mates

...

ive done you, and not the first time
it was me who gave you that name
everything you are you owe it to me

he's a retard and he has no one talking about him in real life so he clings on to that shit

܋I've observed those numbers and find the comment humorous

>it was me who gave you that name
im pretty sure my parents got it from a fortune cookie or something mate lmao

>Why are you obsessed with what some nobodies on twitter care about?

Not obsessed, just bored so I'm entertaining myself reading English hatred on Twitter. I'm actually having fun reading it.

tell me about your produce

Yay they'll consider debating it then quietly tell us to fuck off

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Good for you, nobody asked for your liveblog and commentary on it though?

Even if they release it, it won’t have any impact.

*alexz

Don't care what you think, you can just ignore me.

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reminder

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>don't care what you think
and that's why you're posting literal who's with your commentary in hopes of (You)'s? Fuck off you absolute spastic, you're as transparent as a fucking window.

Based?

Are there any Bong women worthy of saving as breeders? If not dose them with Gamma rays

Produce?
We put our females in milking machines and live off their milk
It's a 78/15/873 occupation

>a petition

oh noes not a petition

you are gayer than gay. i bet you're a scouser.

someone fight pube. not me i'm fragile

Boris Johnson is facing his first Commons rebellion since his general election victory over Huawei's role in the UK's 5G mobile internet network.

A number of senior Conservatives are set to back an amendment which would end the Chinese firm's participation in the project by the start of 2023.

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>marxist-leninist
>supports Israel
What?

let them in, embrace the yen

you dont even make cheese from it then?