/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1817

► Detected: 114,089 ► Died: 4,004

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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New York declares state of emergency
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Italy locks down entire country
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>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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>LATEST UPDATES
23:00: 35 new cases in Norway.
22:25: 9 new cases in Portugal.
21:27: 207 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
21:00: 73 new cases in Germany.
17:48: 1,797 new cases and 97 new deaths in Italy.
15:40: 203 new cases and 11 new deaths in France.
15:30: 2 new deaths in Germany.
15:00: 25 new cases in Spain.
14:00: 39 new cases in the United Kingdom.

>MORE
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health.hawaii.gov/news/corona-virus/covid-19-daily-update-march-8-2020/
twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1001255579157979136
statnews.com/2020/03/09/people-shed-high-levels-of-coronavirus-study-finds-but-most-are-likely-not-infectious-after-recovery-begins/
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 33,290 (883): Italy 9,172 (463) S. Korea 7,478 (53) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,412 (30) Germany 1,176 (2) Spain 1,229 (30) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 624 (26) Japan 530 (9) Switzerland 374 (2) UK 321 (5) Netherlands 321 (4) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Canada 77 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 24 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Sweden 260 Belgium 239 Norway 209 Singapore 160 Austria 131 Malaysia 117 Bahrain 109 Denmark 90 Greece 84 Kuwait 65 Iceland 60 UAE 59 India 47 Israel 50 Lebanon 41 Czechia 36 Portugal 35 Finland 33 Vietnam 31 Brazil 25 Palestine 25 Slovenia 23 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Indonesia 19 Oman 18 Qatar 18 Poland 17 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 13 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Chile 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Peru 9 Pakistan 8 Slovakia 8 Mexico 7 S. Africa 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Tunisia 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bosnia 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Malta 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Serbia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Brunei 1 Chan. Isl. 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Burkina Faso 1

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LOOKNER

Thread theme
>youtube.com/watch?v=46ayP002_XQ

Name my band Yas Forums

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Trannies will die

I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN FUCK THIS

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>argie bro is back at baking bread for us

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Cure-Chan just wants you to be careful who you listen to!

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Can we please stop obsessing over this nothingburger? i mean less than 10,000 people have died and you retards think its the end of the world.

this is a complete and utter nothingburger. wake me up when the quarantine a US state. until then, fuck off.

GET IT DONE
E
T IT DONE

>Multi vitamins for general health
>Vitamin D because becoming a shut in
any other nutritional essentials a well-prepped stash won't cover?

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Nothingburger

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N O T H I N G B U R G E R
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shit's been picking up a lot lately on here. 1488 was only last week

GRAB YOUR LOCAL CUNNY POST COLLAPSE

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Curefags out

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THREADLY REMINDER: HOARD BURGERS. THEY WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE.

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Lads how much should you eat per day when things are full HAPPENING? Twice a day? Once a day? Referring to standard non-happening portions here

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>tis just a flew bro

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BUT HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED

Time is on my side, yes it is
Time is on my side, yes it is
Now you all were saying that you want to be free
But you'll come runnin' back (I said you would baby)
You'll come runnin' back (like I told you so many times before)
You'll come runnin' back to me, yeah
Time is on my side, yes it is
Time is on my side, yes it is
You're searching for good times but just wait and see
You'll come runnin' back (I said you would darling)
You'll come runnin back (spend the rest of life with ya baby)
You'll come runnin' back to me
Go ahead baby, go ahead, go ahead and light up the town
And baby, do anything your heart desires
Remember, I'll always be around
And I know, I know like I told you so many times before
You're gonna come back
Yeah you're going to come back baby
Knockin', yeah knockin' right on my door, yeah
Time is on my side, yes it is
Time is on my side, yes it is
'Cause I got the real love, the kind that you need
You'll come runnin' back (I knew you would one day)
You'll come runnin' back (baby I told you before)
You'll come runnin' back to me, yeah
Time, time, time is on my side, yes it is, I said
Time, time, time is on my side, yes it is, I said
Time, time, time is on my side

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chill it is highly unlikley that a girl would have fucked you even without corona, also you wont die and I bet you will find a nice girl soon :)

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Seattle checking in. All is quiet before the storm

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FUCK YOUR EXCUSES, FAKE REASONS

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I computed an estimate per country of the number of days until the healthcare system is overrun.
The methodology is simple:
>assume 10% of (confirmed) infections need an IC bed
>assume 10% of IC beds are free at any time (best case)
That means a reasonable estimate for the total consecutive infection capacity is given by:
>(# IC beds) * 10 / 10 = (# IC beds)

We can then use the growth factor of 1.2 to compute the number of days until the number of infections exceeds the number of IC beds.
In effect, we compute the following:

# days until overrun = CEIL((log(# IC beds) - log(# infections))/log(growth factor))

If you disagree with my numbers you can plug in your own.

The number we get is a gross overestimation. A localized heavy outbreak can really overrun the local healthcare system in a matter of days. Still, we can use the estimate to decide which countries to watch.

The numbers are as follows, ranked from least to most days:

Italy: 1 (of course we have seen that Italy is already over capacity. They are deploying field hospitals as we speak.)
Switzerland: 6
Sweden: 7
France: 11
Netherlands: 12
Spain: 12
Belgium: 13
UK: 16
Germany: 18
Luxembourg: 24

You can google the number of IC beds per country yourself and check my computations. I will update these tomorrow with the current numbers.

To the Italian from earlier who claims he knows the Dutch healthcare system: Yes many more beds than 10% are free at any time, but our hospitals are chronically understaffed. In the case of a sudden spike in demand, as for example in 2018 during a heavy flu season, there is simply not enough medical personnel for every bed. Therefore, 10% is optimistic.

Toilet paper

i want to motorboat that

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Just get all the vitamins you can mate

>First Canadian death
We probably have more than that which weren't tested.

My work issued guidelines telling us we can work from home if we feel unwell or are uncomfortable being on the train or in the office.

Corona-chan is going to fuck you plenty user

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the nightmare continues

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I don’t want my parents to die

Megadose liposomal vitamin c
Iodine

Malta is at 4 confirmed now

you have salt but maybe sports hydration tablets

*coofs*

PUT YOUR GRASSES ON, NOTHIN WILL GO WONG

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Oh fuck dude I feel for you. What mask do you have?

One meal a day.
This way, you can ration your food.
Intermittent fasting as well, will help stretch your supplies.
Just keep hydrated. Drink about a gallon of water a day, if you can.

WHEN THE FUCK WILL SOUTH FLORIDA CANCEL CLASSES

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You can always remedy that situation with $$$. Pay for an escort.

I see that the crazy Dutch guy has a following now.

HAS HE BEEN INFECTED?

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>200 leafs still onboard the Grand Princess
>Trump tells Trudeau to fly them back to our country
>Trudeau does nothing about it, and continues to do meetings and discussions on International Women's Day
yep, we're fucked

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Cute af but how does she feel about me going in deep and flooding her womb right after I get done with a long wet threesome with corona-chan and ebola-chan

i'd probably drop to around 1500 calories and go into hibernation mode to preserve what I have

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calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html

Protect them.

has he been tested?

Daily reminder that chinks are jailed for using the words "virus" and "quarantine" on social media under the new law starting last Monday. Things are going really great there

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Going to post this before another user asks "Uh should I start preps anons?"
>or should I actually start preparing?
>January 12: Should I start preparing?
>Jan 24: Should I start prepping boys?
>Feb 4:Hey anons now the time to prep?
>Feb 16: Is it the time to prep or too late?
>Feb 29: It's looking bad anons, prep time?
>March 2: I don't know if I should prep or not?
>March 9: How bad is this?! Are people overreacting, or should I actually start preparing
Fuckin absolute WEW, WEW, WEEEEEEW. The amount of times Ive read this shit from an user this year, am I having fucking DEJU VU?? No shit, in all seriousness, the time to prep was in January, you, and anyone else who hasn't already, are beyond fucked, I am kinda crying from how fucked you guy are, I have told countless anons this, but fuck they won't listen, it I am tearing up
What the fuck anons, why didn't you poor bastards listen, why didn't you just fucking prep like a goddamn motherfucker sensible guy, FUCK YOU, you made you own graves, sorry bastards (no longer tearing up just disappointment)

WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF BURGERS AND A FUTURE FOR CHEESE BURGERS.

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South Florida is a disease sink

Coronavirus for dummies

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Is that really the headline? Just the flu bro?
Oh well lets get the party started

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I've been taking D3+K2 for the last week, any anons know how long this shit takes to kick in?
Fast moving bread is fast

fuck off weebo
this is the real thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=fA837n8HcTA

the haze mat

Thousands have it if one is detected. Coof coof coof

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OH YES

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Wait, thats a dutch guy? I thought that was the pedo from sin city, wtf

Guys I'm pretty sure I'm infected, went to london two weeks ago and been hiding up north ever since. Just came down with a cold and bad cough out of nowhere. Please have mercy on me Coronachan...

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>Florida
It's going to be like a CAT5 except they won't let you drive north.

RIP to all pastaniggers

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Chinky winky ft. The wu han clan

First single called C.R.E.A.M
corona rules everything around me

>Spanish Flu 1920
>Chink Flu 2020
What does it mean

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I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
But it's gonna take money
A whole lot of spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right, child
It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, um
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right, child
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
And this time I know it's for real
The feelings that I feel
I know if I put my mind to it
I know that I really can do it
I got my mind set on you
Set on you
I got my mind set on you
Set on you
But it's gonna take money
A whole lot of spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right, child
It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, um
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
And this time I know it's for real
The feelings that I feel
I know if I put my mind to it
I know that I really can do it
But it's gonna take money
A whole lot of spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right, child
It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, um
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right
Set on you
Set on you
Set on you
Set on you

I set my mind on you
I'm gonna set on you

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GRAB YOUR LOCAL CUNNY, HEBE OR SHOTA
AND JOIN THE POSTAPOCALIPTIC CUNNY CARTEL NOW!

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THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

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>(# IC beds) * 10 / 10 = (# IC beds)
>#ICbeds * 1 = #ICbeds
anoniempje...

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Nc fag here.
Multiple cases unreported, testing kits refused.
Henderson, Raleigh/Durham, and Wake Forest. They are still sending kids to school from quarantined houses, thus defeating the quarantine. No news reports, Ems is treating it like full blown air aids!

The "Italian Flu" or the "Silent War", maybe the "Coughing Twenties''?
I just can't decide...
Can't fucking believe it either...

>will be wong
How can you fuckup such a simple line

Pandemic! At The Disco

HAZMAT BIANCO

>NY prison labor prepares to dig graves

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>virtually no deaths under 60
yeah...I'm thinking nothingburger

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peak performance brand d3 + k is good i believe

>Italian doctor from audio file is saying they use AIDS medication

How long are we going to deny the existence of those H.I.V. strings?

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Terrible song

Turn yourself into a biological weapon. Start licking surfaces on public transport etc. Help speed up the inevitable

So China has done an excellent job of deflecting WUHAN FLU numbers and news for the last couple weeks. Meanwhile numbers have magically stopped going up. Is there any news on the ground there from the last few weeks? What’s been going on in China from the WUHAN FLU?

>but our hospitals are chronically understaffed

that could be problematic with the very high rate of staff being infected or requiring quarantine (
based on China's experience), you could end up with almost no doctors or nurses

Anyone else only eat one meal a day most day's anyway?

>about half as many threads as there are deaths
>LACKING SANDWICH
It's never too late to spread the word.

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I have no red wine so this is what I am drinking tonight in honor of all my favorite pastafags who are about to die.
What is the rest of /cvg/ drinking?

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I've bought $200 bucks worth of groceries for prep every week since january

just a bunch of old farts who are probably already on their death bed

China Crisis
FLU B40
FLU 2
MYLIE VIRUS
Wheezer

That sax though

How about Chink Aids, Ching Chong

yup. we're at the stage were they are debating how big of a grave to dig for us all

Most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the corona vaccine he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

When will he dialate

N-No! Stop that! I won't be swayed by your degeneracy!

>Florida, Mizzippi, Louisiana
user we're the blight town level of the entire US, these states are fucking fucked.

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Miller lite, maybe gonna finish off my Evan Williams 1783 or whatever it's called.

Holy shit, man. This isn't even funny anymore.

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He was definitely making faces when the journalists coughed at the press conference

vanityfair.com/news/2020/03/trump-germaphobe-in-chief-struggles-to-control-the-covid-19-story

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NOOOOO MY FACEBOOK AUDIO SAYS OTHERWISE! MY SOURCES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS

Spain flu 2
This week Spain Collapse

The first 3 people were a family who self quarantined so they might have not spread it much. Apparently the 4th guy did not self quarantine though. At least I won’t have uni in 2 weeks

we are going to have 7 more italys very soon

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I've got about 2 months canned food prep ready. After that i'll be dead if it gets really bad. I need thyroid meds to live.

>silent war
with quiet weapons?

>chinky winky
Big fan

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I'm calling it the Commie Cough.

digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/coronavirus-cazul-17-inchide-un-liceu-din-buzau-cu-o-zi-mai-devreme-1272831

Romania has 2 new cases bringing the total to 17.

From word of mouth there might be a couple more.

No one checking my dub trips?

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Your purity will be rewarded in Heaven.

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The CDC should be abolished simply due to the fact that theme parks in the US are still open.

>3 new cases in OH
>WV surrounded on all sides
We are now best shithole in region

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I have until April 30th to cancel a trip to Ireland and UK. Holding out until the last minute. Rolling for warmer weather to slow this thing down.

WHEN WILL THE EMPTYBUNS OPEN THEIR EYES

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I'm an astmatic and someone in my worksite just got confirmed for coronavirus, should I take some time off work?

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what the fuck

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Take your trash music back to

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Official italian sources says that too, user

>it literally only kills people over 60
this will be the boomer wealth transfer

How long do I need to wait until I can use my mask filters again after I was outside?

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bruh, just stop going, you should have skipped class starting a week ago

Checked,
May satan save us all.

This is where the shit hits the fan and it’s something the media and governments are t covering

Once icu beds are full and we can’t ventilate thousands of corona victims the death rate will soar

Not just of corona but of everything because the hospitals will be overrun

Spread it, give it more time to mutate into super bionic ebola corona aids. Do your part.

WHATS GOING ON ON THE GROUND IN CHINA

NO NEWS OTHER THAN APPROVED ‘returning to normal’ MESSAGE

Will probably do this in a paki neighbourhood if I have the energy

Japan is just as bad though. Do you really believe there are only 500 cases when you consider how cramped subways are etc? There's probably at least 5000.

Not in your country bro i wouldnt worry

THERE'S NO MEAT, THERE'S NO MEAT
IT'S JUST A FLU

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The Chinky Flu.

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shit got dark real quick didn't it
this is what happeningfags wanted, and now we're all going to get it

>Italy in complete lockdown
>Schools closed until april
>Getting corona requires you to be turned into a cyborg in Italian hospitals

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Imagine needing meds to live
Modern civilization was a mistake

The holocough

JOIN THE CUNNY SIDE YOUNG JANEZ, LOOK DEEP INTO YOURSELF AND YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH
YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO THE CUNNY AND YOU CANT STOP IT

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Oh dear.

Flying bat soup aids

Go to muslim gatherings. Sorry to hear your going to die. Write a will and hide your anal toys.

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I’ve got handles of everclear for “disinfecting” but it is indeed drinkable

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Just building collapsing and factories exploding. NBD.

Okay that's pretty godlike lad

and to think people excepted the US government to be able to enact martial law and put everyone in FEMA camps.
They can't even tell people not to take a fucking cruise.
This country is so fucked.

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baseline sustenance intermittent fasting mode, ~1250cal and at least 25g protein per day

Us is right up there too

Their second largest steel mill exploded last night.

Imagine being born in the 90s. 9/11. Endless war in middle east. Economic collapse. Uncontrolled Immigration. Then a plague just to top it off when you are about to enter your 30s. Wew

Guys I am seriously having a mental breakdown over the last few days, I don't want this happening anymore. I tried to stay away from the news as much as I can for a week hoping it would have been stabilized by now but today I check the news and I see it's only get ting worse exponentially. I wish pol was wrong for once. Are there any encouraging signs? ANYTHING? I don't believe the chink numbers give me something to hold on to pol

hawaii numbers as of yesterday if anyone gives a shit
health.hawaii.gov/news/corona-virus/covid-19-daily-update-march-8-2020/

page updates daily, your state should have a similar one if in USA.

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Can someone post pic of the white trash lookin guy with a mask and sunglasses on in Costco?

This is the most arousing Coronachan.

twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1001255579157979136

statnews.com/2020/03/09/people-shed-high-levels-of-coronavirus-study-finds-but-most-are-likely-not-infectious-after-recovery-begins/

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>People keep shilling the fact that young people aren’t dying in China or Italy

>Chinese and Italian ethics code is to spend resources on young adults to keep them alive and let the old die

Guess what happens when no one can get ventilators nigga

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Beltway insider here. Washington D.C. has more infected than reported. The situation is dire. The city will declare a health emergency sometime tonight. Screenshot this.

So-Flo user here. Yeah, tell me about it. I just want the disease to come so the schools can close. A break I finally deserve.

If humanity is extinct i will go out in this.

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Fox Business is trying to make it looks like the stocks are going up, but it's actually Coronavirus

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>vanity fair

Trash

>We are now best shithole in region
All the moonshiners will save your state by virtue of being able to mass disinfect everything with their wares.

>normalfag music
kill yourself
youtube.com/watch?v=F4hDMy2NbBM

Checked

bruh, user... I... I'm sorry...

This needs to happen.We need a collapse for the greater good.