Tfw shitalian

>tfw shitalian

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we're based shitalians

The future looks grey guys, the worst has yet to come.

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Look at it from the bright side. At least a lot of old people will die leaving more job opportunities for us young people. I might even come back next year.

Mama Mia, Coronaria!

Give us Corona updates from your part of the world...we want real, on the ground coverage please...pics welcome

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So, Corona virus is inevitable?

we talk about that extensively everywhere even posting leaks fuck off mutt

you're too optimistic user. after all of the virus, EU will finally colonize us.

Too be honest Italy has some beautiful architecture/infrastructure, but don't be fooled by the glamour. Most Italians are scavenging third world rats. Poor and constantly trying to steal/rip-off tourist.

Truth!

big f for the latins
you had a good run but jews got you in the end

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Many prayers from an American who’s family is italian. I went to Italy last year and the people were quite based.

>Tfw Serbian

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Another thing i want too add.
I visited Italy with my Sister and Mother couple years back. We were enjoying some Gelato ice cream outside and some dark poo skin Italian grabbed my sister purse and ran. We found him couples blocks away where a upstanding citizen beat him up. He proceeded to hit on my sister and got rejected. She was bragging about it about how 'hot' she was for weeks.

you will make it. try to make the best LARPy fun possible out of not being able to go outside.

Fuck tourist

>tfw Mexican

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Possibly the most based country in "Western" Europe along with Switzerland, fag marriage is yet not recognized, only civil unions. Both countries are very conservative vis-a-vis their neighbors.

I live in Lombardy and even tho my province is still not strongly affected by the virus things have changed drastically. When I go out to walk my dog it seems as if I'm living in a ghost town. The silence and the stillness are dreadful, never seen something like this.

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So... should I load 12 Ga. slugs or 9mm?

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made for SAC

Are you currently on lockdown or quarantine? If the answer is yes, then it's time. Load 50%/50% Maybe load more 9mm because you can store bullets in pockets

Why the fuck do you need that?

I only hear sirens now.

Just imagine how gypsies and criminals are going to feast now, I also walk my dog from tomorrow morning I’d just walk outside my home in our complex garden. Poor dog he always walk at the park for 2 hours in the morning and he runs after squirrels

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>tfw not Italian
I am longing for a cozy month-long quarantine to play Runescape and just chill out at home

why do i get the feeling the EU will use the current crises to try and abolish some of the more distinctive features of italian culture and make you act more like germans

hang on there for it'll pass, pastabro

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>living in the spaghettos

>tfw financially ruined

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qt

Who cares if your government declared a quarantine? It's not like you fucking wops obey the law anyway.

americans really are the dumbest and fattest nation on the planet, how fucking dumb are you to think italy is western europe?

im italian-american. wish i was still in the homeland desu

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Feels bad man. For now we can still let our dogs run free in the US.

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Ok, I'm in danger, I almost finished my pasta, my olio d'oliva and other groceries.
Tomorrow is the first day of quarantine for the whole country, I need to go to the supermarket but I'm afraid of chaos etc.
God bless us

you've no idea what will happen afterwards.

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best of luck to you my friend

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You’re all freaking out, I’m comfy inside with my smartworking and I still bang my chick at will because she has nothing to do other than getting railed by me.
Get fucked idiots, it’s the best time of the year, I swear.

Soon i will become an Italian, hopefully this year, does anyone know where i can get birth certificates translated into Italian?

Are you sure the one who grabbed your sister’s purse was Italian?

how do you plan to do this friend. a dream of mine as well. seems like a lot of bureaucracy and hard to find a job

Anyone with an Italian ancestor that never gave up their Italian citizenship can become Italian thanks to Jus Sanguinis. I probably wont leave America unless things get really bad here

It hurts me to say it, but don’t come to Italy as residents. There aren’t many opportunities here, taxes and bureaucracy are strangling factors in a stagnating economy.
Your dreams looks fine on paper but don’t come here unless you have a very organized plan.

>italian liking gook insects girls
no such thing, it was probbaly some indian or paki migrant

we're a nation of slaves

yes i am aware of that. its not as simple as you think though, read up on it. process is very nightmareish.

>There aren’t many opportunities here, taxes and bureaucracy are strangling factors in a stagnating economy.
that is what i hear my friend. i am italian-american and it is my dream, but i may have to wait until i am retired. seems very difficult to find a decent paying job and your government just makes no sense lol

Built for big AFRICAN dick

>it hurts me to say i don't want immigrants

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Yeah, the retirement plan looks very good to me. You’ll have to practice your italian a little bit but otherwise I think you would be satisfied with that choice.

how did it spread so fast?

luckily immigrants are the one thing you will ever have to worry about in your fucking shithole

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appreciate the advice, seems most logical. which region do you live in?

Go eat kasu marzu

>shithole
is this american for "you don't have a mutt-nation with pedophile drag queens reading to your children in public libraries"?

ah yes my mistake, how could i forget about the millions of people clamoring at the gates of romania desperately trying to get inside

just lmao

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Okay, why don’t you?

Leave for Italy I mean