PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JOE EDITION /ptg/

What is this payroll tax cut? What does that even do? And he should have stayed and answered questions.

Have any of us been tested?

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MAGA and danke for baking

Why don't kids get it?

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NOT MUH ECONOMY NOOOOOOOOO

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We're going to bail out the rich again.

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coronavirus.gov/

MAGA

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Thank you for baking OP!

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MAGA

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There might be a test for that but I'm not sure, I need to run a few tests.

>What is this payroll tax cut? What does that even do?
NEET detected.

Which candidate wants to legalize marijuana?

Well they had someone infected with it spreading it at CPAC. That people can be asymptomatic carriers should be deeply alarming. Especially to the elderly. Though perhaps this is just nature's way of balancing our current excess of boomers?

youtube.com/watch?v=-qzEtXXsiP4

This nigger diversity hire being the surgeon general is probably one of the only weaknesses in the administration's response.

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any words on a vaccine or cure for this stupid virus yet?

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/ptg/ officially on suicide watch, earlier was chump shit. These fuckers are going to ground and you believe them.

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>21 deaths vs pic related
A Hamburger made of nothing

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ill decide what i "need", kike

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Qs little donuts, open for business! Cream filled faggots that solve spooky crossword puzzles when Q shits them out of his ass.

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There's no vax for SARS and this is SARS2. Probably never.

>AVG AGE OF PPL DYING OF BEER FLU IS 80
Flu has a far lower avg age death
Happening fags on suicide watch

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You americans will be fine. You can make everything in-house, no need to beg for food or medicine from other countries.

MAGA

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*wash your hands well

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>after a payroll tax cut is mentioned

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>People thing this is a nothingburger that has causes multiple countries to shut down their borders for.

I am giving you in my prayers tonight, because Corona ain't a joke. If you have any weakness (pre-existing condition, age, too much stress, too little sleep) it can easily overwhelm even a young person and cause them to need supplimental oxygen

After two days of golf followed by a day of fundraisers, Trump shows up in the briefing room for 60 seconds of pablum, then splits the room. Leadership at its finest..

What the fuck did he mean by this?

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WE NEED A RIGHT TO DECENCY, NOT A RIGHT TO DEGENERACY!

MAGA!

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There is an antiviral they used on the first case in Washington state. It worked.

I honestly don't know. Is this good?

aside from the part where trump and pence have both been exposed to someone who tested positive?

i still want to know who is this bitch

The stock market is nothing more than an international casino.

this is going to kill more people than the spanish flu and both world wars combined.

If you don't know if there's a test, how is taking tests going to tell you if there's a test ?

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this. the china and other countries getting destroyed only gives them more incentive to become even more independent which trump will go ahead with.
this virus isnt a bad thing at all

#nero

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Yeah, it's called hand soap.

Just wait two weeks, right?

Don't worry Blimpfshits, Blimpf will shove so much socialism and free shekels up your assholes it'll make Bernie and Yang's proposals look subdued by comparison
>wtf I love socialism now

Of course you do, you fucking retard sheep

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>I honestly don't know. Is this good?
Yes. It's the money they take from you to pay for Social Security. It's a big chunk of you pay every check.

I give him two months max, Corona Chan is a harsh mistress and a lot of dumb cattle itt are going to feel her lash very soon.

How have these people never heard trump say industry before?
Lmao

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the cure is staying hydrated
if you develop a fever, pedialyte and gizatorade

I thought it was against the law to be retarded in Brit Bong land.

the longest living people have been recorded to have a diet of eggs, meat, butter, etc. Cholesterol is brain food and extremely healthy for you. Statins and veganism is NWO Agenda 21 population control

Panic nigger still panicking.

why don't kids get it?

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kek periodic chink shill reminder

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Shouldn't be a big drop off for the futures like today was. Maybe another 500-1000 drop. Possibly a gain

>tfw dad was a doctor
>taught me surgical hand scrubs at an early age
>do it mornings and evenings, and shorter modified version throughout the day
infectioncontroltoday.com/hand-hygiene/how-perform-surgical-hand-scrubs

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>a payroll tax cut is the same as redistribution
It is quite literally the exact opposite.

>emergency tax cuts
>biden winning michigan

the future is green

This. We should all realize how dangerous the #Pelosivirus is and stop buying goods produced in California. If they're just going to bring in plane-loads of Wuhan chinks and allow them to roam freely, then they can't be trusted.

btw- 0 deaths in America so far

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fuck Bernie lube up before sodomizing Trump this hard.

>the cure is staying hydrated

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They won't love it with a 10-15% fatality rate within his base's chief generational cohort.

>how to get tested

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>MERS-CoV
Cringe

>Corona Chan is a harsh mistress
4k deaths worldwide
20k deaths of flu in the US

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M-MUH ECONOMY

P-PLS

THIS VIRUS IS DEMOCRAT HOAX

V-VOTE FOR ME AGAIN

Bernie drops out Thursday, endorses Biden. No refunds.

Undoubtedly. All the elderly diabetics and morbidly obese cattle here are going to end up culled. Makes me wonder if losing half the retirement home will be enough to get them mad at Trump, or if they'll just keep mooing MAGA.

Buh buh buh isn’t it SOCIALISM when Trump nails out the energy sector, the airlines, the hotel industry etc?

That’s CORPORATE SOCIALISM isn’t it MAGATARDS?

Friendly reminder that Bernie Sanders is far more at risk from coronavirus than Trump is due to his weakened cardiovascular health.

were that the case, mr. part and parcel would have never risen to office.

Winning yet MAGAtards? Fill my cup here with your tears.

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oh no, what will they do now

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NO REFUNDS NIGGER

i thought alex azar was a fucking hispanic, but the guy is actually a syrian WTF

>Democrats shut down all jobs in their state to pwn Drumpf
>Trump gives them all a paycheck anyways
Too easy

Next move? I'm bored with #Pelosivirus already

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420!

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>the cure is

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Doesn't make this ass raping any less brutal taking from someone who will lose to Biden.

>just a flu

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Stronger immune systems

>images.jpeg.jpg
absolute state of bernouts
cant even save an image properly

So the threads are just as shilly as when I popped in at lunch and you were here then too?

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>using a Yas Forums post as a source of information

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So letting you keep more of YOUR money is now socialism ?
Now I'm really confused by you fucking leftists !

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here is the cure

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Buh buh buh isn’t it SOCIALISM when Trump bails out the energy sector, the airlines, the hotel industry etc?

That’s CORPORATE SOCIALISM isn’t it MAGATARDS?

It is isn’t it? Huh? Amirite?

>So the threads are just as shilly as when I popped in at lunch

They're ineffective, unpersuasive.

I didn't ask you.

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>Go to grocery store after work
>Worried it's gonna be a shitshow after the news about Italy going full Madagascar
>Shelves well stocked
>Plenty of TP, canned food, and bottled water
Guys I don't think anyone gives a fuck about corona

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One of my people I see

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20k deaths per year
per month it's a lot less. And coronavirus has only been around for 2 months

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e2a073c30473

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this whole general is a textbook case of ostrich syndrome

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Jesus Fucking Christ, get this fucking kike Treasury Secretary away from the fucking mic

He's as fucking autistic as it gets

>>Plenty of TP, canned food, and bottled water

Same here

Mnuchin is BTFOing the market shills

Meh, you tried. Do you get paid for trying, or is it all results-based?

>twitter.com/DGPurser/status/1236727259408588801
just watched this vid of a dude who got the virus, developed a high fever, and recovered. said docs just gave him gatorade.

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everything in that post has been confirmed by the scientific community. go read the research section of the /cvg/ pastebin.

Jesus fucking christ. Can anyone explain to me at what point the /cvg/ crown became a bunch of shrieking faggots that can't get over their incomprehensible hatred of Trump?

Pence just mixed up the 30% oil drop with the 20% oil stocks drop

They can contact/contract the microbe.

But its effects on body tissues, especially pulmonary ones, are of the sort that people already weakened in those tissues will be affected worst of all.

Elders, particularly in acute/nursing care settings, are likely to have compromised lung tissues for a wide variety of reasons. Ones just out of surgery have had drying or chemical exposures in their lungs from breathing tubes. They may be less robust overall.

I'm betting that the particular elders in the 60+ generation now are more affected in part because they grew up before there was Clean Air laws, non-smoking environments, and all that.

My mom and dad remember open spraying of DDT and other pesticide trucks in their home town via foggers. My mom had pneumonia multiple times as a kid thanks to refinery pollution, and my dad had chronic bronchitis from farmwork/dust and probably pesticide use.

Similarly I'd bet that one reason it hit the Wuhan and other chinks so hard is the shit poor air quality in China. That stuff ruins the lung cells.

There's an ecological element to disease outbreaks, but the MSM still flog the fear drums as though "disease" is some sort of zeppelin sailing over cities and dropping cans of doom.

FWIW in my household, we don't allow any of the toxins that my parents grew up with. My mom talks about spraying Lemon Pledge, having her mom use hair spray on herself and her, armpit deodorants came in spray cans, they used acetone and toluene for all manner of household uses, etc. My mom says that the tap water in her city always smelled of petrochemicals and heavy chlorine.

So in addition to the general weakness that less robust elders may have, they may also have been battered by the disgusting pollution of the years they were growing up. My mom and dad spent their entire lives fighting for an understanding of xenotoxins, and I got to grow up in a much cleaner house than they had chemically speaking.

It's an emergency measure used to combat the Great Recession which the GOP opposed way back.

Basically, the payroll tax is an excise tax on hiring legal US citizens to work for you without using cash and letting it go unreported. It theoretically pays for Social Security and Medicare, so if it's cut you'll have less benefits when you retire.

oh wait this isn't pence

IMBEEEEEECH

"MUH ECONOMY"

This expression indicates a Trump cultist's confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with something he cannot understand or respond to, Trump cultists mumble "MUH ECONOMY." This is usually followed by accusations that anyone outside the cult is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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>And coronavirus has only been around for 2 months
2 months & still a nothing burger. But of course "just 2 more weeks, trust me"

"recovered"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8052173/14-CENT-coronavirus-patients-tested-positive-SECOND-time-one-Chinese-region.html
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

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He's an idiot. There's not much to say.

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The only thing I've seen panic bought are hand sanitizer and masks.

look at all the lefty shills trying to blackpill lol

There are 0 deaths in America from the coronavirus

Nobody does until it's too late.

it never became that. it was always that.

Me mutty, me panic? Nah m8 I'm in the best possible place outside China and Singapore. You, you are about to sweat balls. In three weeks you'll be mooing in the street and chewing your red hat you dumb cunt.

BAILOUT FOR SMALL BUSINESSES AND HOURLY WORKERS
NOT FOR BANKS
EMERGENCY PAYROLL TAX CUT
/VOLKISCH/

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They do but it only fucks up old people or people with compromised immune systems.

jej

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not clicking that shit nigga

coronavirus isn't real. look and laugh at all the immense people having fear over quite literally nothing.

>but it's just a larp!

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What do you mean tried? It's a valid question. This thing kills the sick and elderly far more than any other demographics. Guess which demographic is most rabid in their Trump support? I bet all those scooter equipped Walmart goers are really going to be grateful for his lies about when a vaccine will be ready or what sort of threat the disease poses.

Reminder there will be another press conference tomorrow with Trump

finally socialism for the working class

They make fun of his speech, and how he says words, but they're totally going to vote for a guy that can't even finish a sentence ? Those ppl are full of so much shit !

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why waste time looking through that shit when it's all available at coronavirus.gov?

>eggless washed up roastie discovering god
I'll allow it.

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turns out that bongs are the ones that need to be range banned and not leafs

>the President interacted with someone who interacted with someone who has the virus.

>Why hasn't he been tested????

Yesssssssssss goy yessssss

Champion the die-off of the last majority white generation of Americans!

Champion the die-off of those who remember America as an all-white nation!

Yessssssssss! Shekels before family or folk! Replace those nasty old boomers with wonderful immigrants and economic boom!

Most of them are from Reddit

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>mfw this would actually work

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Media:
>we duh news yo

Name one person in America who has died from it

So it's a bad thing for the worker if it fucks with your benefits

America was never an all white nation

BRO TRUST THE GOVERNMENT

BRO TRUMP WOULD NEVER LIE

BRO TRUMP WANTS YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH BRO

TRUST THE GOVERNMENT BRO

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The Vice President is more of a President than the real President

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>IS IT YOUR FAULT THE STOCK MARKET CRASHED?
what is wrong with these people lmao

>Is this administration at fault for the market plummeting today?

these fucking questions

>BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump REFUSES to say if he has been tested for coronavirus and storms out of White House briefing on crisis after Air Force One passenger Matt Gaetz goes into quarantine but reveals president asked to see him DESPITE virus fears
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8093227/Florida-Republican-Matt-Gaetz-goes-quarantine-flying-Air-Force-One-Donald-Trump.html

You should they were God's first brides

I'd trust the government over the brainlets of Yas Forums every time.

But they wont decouple from china.
>Nations governments are more enthusiastic in turning their authority against their own citizens than the rich foreigner.
Absolutely fucked.

Old ppl die, they get tested & they happen to have the beer flu in their system. Without an autopsy they cannot say if those deaths were caused by the beer flu

Trump and Pence just announced it.

it was though. blacks weren't considered people

>mexican intellectuals

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Why not? You're not saying anything that would endear them to me. After all, they've decided they hate the government now despite having it to babysit them for decades. This disease kills the sick and elderly. Yet their messiah is far more concerned with the stock market. So much so that he didn't even want the CDC to issue guidelines to the elderly not to fly. That they still back him like a herd of aimless sheep is amazing.

i unironically trust Trump because i used to doubt him when shit was serious then it turned out i was the retard for doubting him

FOX.... DIE

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It was foretold in legend.

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Another reason the death % is inflated, they are pretty much just testing old people.

Get a real image you fucking absolute faggot !
NO REFUNDS !

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>cringe
i only ever see leftists and kikes using this term anywhere else on the interwebs; in this regard, Yas Forums is no different, memeflaggot.

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Why do those nuns need insurance, never mind why are they purchasing it with shekels or caring about what that spending is?

Shouldn't they be trusting god for their health?

Oh, I forgot. You nullipara catlick hags never walk your talk, you just try to control other people.

>storms out
Goddamn I hate the news

Don't ever tell me what to do.

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>It was foretold in legend.
It cannot be avoided.

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Name one person? They don't release the patient names. Or at least so far they haven't (privacy laws in hospitals). What we do know is that the incubation period is rather prolonged (up to 12 days or so) and that during this period it can become infectious.

IT'S JUST THE FLU PLEASE BUY STONKS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

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Wadur ?

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Trump probably had the virus

This PhD biologist (who performed brain surgery on monkeys) is saying the pandemic risk is very real.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJXd64G3UzQ

>m-my safe sspace no nooooo
kek you will be raped in here daily as the death toll grows and fucking like it

The media gives it away. This is nothing.

How are we spinning this one?

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>Presidential
What exactly does that entail? Sticking to the script, not actually being who you were before being elected? TRump mocks the whole idea of "Presidential" as all Presidents have simply been puppets.

HYDRÄT

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