/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1814

who is this cute man?

What are some good storeable proteins that aren't beans or nuts? They tear up my insides and make me constipated

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Why is he fucking lying?

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Want something to do while we are all in lockdown soon: Learn Latin
We had a great thread about how in order to preserve our ethnocultural cohesion moving forward, we need a language that is only commonly spoken by ourselves (like the Jews have Hebrew). The Jews revived Hebrew from a dead language and that's what we're doing with Latin (the language of the Roman Empire, and the language Jews absolutely hate). Soon we will have chans were we just type in Latin and that will keep out every single shill and newfag very easily and constructive work can be done.
Link to last nights thread on the subject: archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/247159159/

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follow me behind this wooden door if you didn't prep

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PRESS CONFERENCE
>press conference

youtube.com/watch?v=j1XwFboi7bE

PRESS CONFERENCE
>press conference

youtube.com/watch?v=j1XwFboi7bE

PRESS CONFERENCE
>press conference

youtube.com/watch?v=j1XwFboi7bE

>trannies fuck off
>commies fuck off
>chinks fuck off
>bernouts fuck off
MAGA
KAG

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Israel

WHEY

MONEY IS THE CURE

POL BTFO

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YELLOW TIE.
HAZMAT TIE.
TRUMP IS TELLING YOU WE ARE FUCKED.

France

this is the mastermind behind it all, peak performance

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*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH*
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH*
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH*
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH

what is the wooden door meme referencing

quinoa
tofu

youtu.be/C5TNecidRD0

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I demand dead g*rms

King nothing burger boomer

Should have never even been allowed to dock.

I'm fucking dead, I'm a smoker and alcoholic cause I have no one and you fags are my only friends.
I'm poor and couldn't prep like I wanted, but I have backpacking survival skills.

>THEY MAKE ME BELLYYYYYYYY HURTTTTTTTTT
you're gonna kick the bucket anyway

A FUCKING CHINK INFECTED AND THEY WONT RELEASE FUCKING INFORMATION WHERe aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

checked i also thought it was weird

protein powder, deenz, powdered eggs, powerdered butter ,powerdered milk, quinoa

Honestly it's a decent Coronachan cosplay

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What is Donald thinking?

youtube.com/watch?v=j1XwFboi7bE

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PIN FOR FUCKS SAKE

Women are losing it bros

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>very very carefully controlled environments -- buses
you can't make this shit up

All of them

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NYC or LA

>WE ARE SO FUCKED YOU GUYS TRUMP WORE A MEME TIE!

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Fuck im terrified
I followed the cvg since 17 cases in china.
I prepped i have cans of food for about 1 months masks and medicine (aspirin, paracetamol)
It needs just 7 days to hit 1000 in Poorland.
I see the fucking economy die at our sight.
I see italian man with dead sister in bed.
Fuck it i think its the end of the world.
Im smoking cigar and drinking beer right now to calm down

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Prepanons, why haven't you taken the corned beef pill?

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West coast USA actually

ECONOFAIL OVER 9000 FAILS FALL ITS A BIG NUMBA CRUISE SHIPS DOWN SYNDROME WERE WORKING WITH THE INDUSTRIES

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Canned meats unless you're a vegan in that case just kill yourself now so you don't bother the other survivors with your preaching and malnourishment.

I don't know how to feel anymore, might be paranoia but I get a feeling of, what if I'm already infected? I don't want to give up, i just don't know what to do, can't even a start a fire, don't know where to go, have nowhere else to go

Name a general which had a higher thread count than cvg
I dare you!

>ireland
>only 24 cases
yeah right. the one in cork was a community infection so that dirty nigger is still out there. give us a week and we'll be as bad as italy.

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I trust what the President and Vice President have to say more than a bunch of literal whos on this board. Fuck off.

>muh economy is fucked
>i am fucked

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peabrains geez

Spain since they’re already red zoning towns in the Basque Country and admitted there was uncontrolled spread in Madrid.

At least France and Germany have a ton of ICU beds to buy a few weeks of denial.

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Idk but I bet it forms an airtight seal

France, with a chimpout deluxe.

The holocaust.

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Gumiho from my girlfriend is a gumiho
I liked her because she acted retarded just like my japanese animus.

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Katawa Shoujo General

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HOW DOES THIS EFFECT MCDONALDS THAT IS ALL I WANT TO KNOW!

Boomers believe Yellow ties represent "power and intelligence"

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I'm not a vegan. I have a lot of tuna but was wondering about other stuff. Canned beef seems fucking disgusting. Maybe canned chicken could be all right

>What is Donald thinking?
>The shit I have to do for a fucking flu

Spain already is the next Italy
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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Damn hasnt this presser accelerated compared to the last few.

How aren't we number 1 with our smurfs?

Corned beef hash is fucking kino

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france for sure. after that, the benelux will be hit hardest i think.

LMFAO PENCE SAYING HEY CAN YOU JUMP ON THIS GRENADE

>had money for booze and cigs
>couldn't afford to prep
Pick one

I'm going to sleep lads.
A wagie gotta wage, even during the end times

Why does everyone look dead inside on that conference?

The holocaust.

not bad conference

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もっと! もっともっとコロナちゃん!
アン! 気持ちいいー!
アン! アン! アン!
あ~ーーーん! あ~イク! イク! いくううーーーーーーーーーー!

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We're talking about deaths. You really genuinely believe that 100s of people are dying in Britain and they're just not finding it, even though every other country is finding the deaths and Britain is testing 1000s of people and all pneumonic patients?

>1st case in Burkina Faso, which becomes the sixth country in sub-Saharan Africa affected by the virus

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Canned chicken is salty but decent.

the syria general??

bump

Canned smoked salmon is the best shit in the world.

>Y WONT HE TELL EVERYONE TO PANIC!!!!
you niggers are retarded

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based cripplefuckers
hanako bestgirl, lily bestroute

It's just a flu, bro.

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wish i could cheer you up but i cant even unfuck myself
this is the big one

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They know how bad things really are

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Jesus even Trump isn't trying to downplay this now.

>Major Economic Steps

LOL THEY WONT SAY IF HE'S BEEN TESTED

because they know what is really happening and know they personally are fucked

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Predictions about nigger and spic street gangs of California behaviour, when Corona-chan visits sunny State? Fallout scenario is back on the menu?

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>HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED SIR???

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>have you been tested?
>why yes, tested positive, why do you ask?

HOLY SHIT TRYING TO GET OUT AS FAST AS THEY CAN

MR PRESIDENT HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED
KEKEKEK

if the virus only attacks non whites and Italy just shut it down their whole fucking country because of CoronaChan what did they mean by this?

lol italy is rip

Well China i made it, despite your directions
>Ah. rest of the planet. Welcome. -I hope you are prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
Yeah
>Oh, egads! My bat is ruined. But what if... i were to purchase market food and disguise it as m own coking? ohhohohohoho, delightfully devilish, China.
China with it's crazy exploitations, the rest of the planet's gonna need some medication, when they hear China's bullshit explanations there'll be trouble in two more weeks!
China!
>Planet earth, I was just-uh, just experimenting with some viruses, all completely safe of course! Care to join me?
Why is there blood coming out of that scientist, China?
>Uh-Oh. That isn't blood. It's sauce. Sauce for the mystery meat we're having. Mmm. Do-mystery meat.
>Whew. Planet earth, i hope you're ready for mouthwatering sea food
I thought we were having mystery meat
>D'oh, no. i said 寿司. That's what we call sushi.
You call sushi 寿司?
>Yes. It's a Chinese dialect.
Uh-huh. Uh, which Chinese?
>Uh, Cantonese.
Really? Well, Japan is telling me sushi was never called mystery meat by anyone
>Oh, not on Japan of course. This is our version of sushi
I see. You know these fishes are quite similar to the ones being sold at the market around the corner
>Oh, no. Patented China dish. Ancient cooking recipe
For mystery meat.
>Yes
Yes. And you say they are cooked despite being obviously raw and alive?
>Ye-You know, the-One thing i should...Excuse me for one second
Of course
>*Yawn*-*cough* *cough* Oh well that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped
Yes. I should be-Good Lord what is happening to Wuhan?!
>Just a flu bro
Uh- Just a flu at this time of the year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your laboratory?
>Yes
May i see it?
]>Yes
"China! why did you weld the doors shut?!"
>Don't worry about it just stay there
Well, China, you are an odd country but i must say you cook a good meat
"HELP! HELP!"

based reporters calling out trump as infected

>HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED
HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED
>HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED

>NO
NO
>NO

Donald left the press conference quickly, he is pissed off

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Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

You might want to prep a bit more this is pretty bad.

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I have a cold bros, no coughing but my throat tastes a bit like blood haha
Fug, why was my flag on memeflag.

I know bro take care

HAVE YOU BEEEN TESTEDD LOLOL

Your neighbours.

>HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED

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"HAS THE PRESIDENT BEEN TESTED"
"I don't know"
THE STOCK MARKETS ARE FUCKED

all of them

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OH MY GOD TRUMP JUST LEFT THEY DODGED THE QUESTION

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Fuck. Pence has not been tested.

I want off the ride, bros.

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/ptg/ must be fucking hanging itself right now after earlier

>have you been tested?
kek

Pence's face when they asked his if he was tested
>oh fuck

>OH GOD ITS SPREADING
>IM GONNA BOOGALOOOOOOOOOOM!

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inb4 the guidelines
>WASH HANDS
>COOF INTO ELBOWS

Do not buy into this anons flawed logic. Being outside of a major city won't do shit unless you are completely isolated. They found cases of the Spanish flu in bodies frozen in the permafrost of the Arctic. Theres a whole documentary on it. Being outside of Toronto won't save you.

Realistically, this. High number of chinks live there and it's already in bad shape for other reasons.

Holy fuck they totally dodged whether Trump's been tested or not, Pence was starting to spill some spaghetti

Checked. Corona-chan is the final solution.

youtube.com/watch?v=D_aQupiaCSA

I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION

RIP TRUMP

It’s fucking happening

>americans

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Remember this qt Yas Forums?

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true most "people" can't handle this reality

>Reporters: Has the president been tested?
>Pence: I don't know the answer...
>Reporters: Have you been tested
>Pence: Uhhh....
FUCK WE ARE SO FUCKED Federal government collapse incoming!!

sick fast food workers still come in to work
your country is turbofucked

it's counted in tens of thousands, and they lost count a few times as well, lmao.

who dis bitch

trump got out of there kind of quick...i think pence was a little surprised

kek

>Why does everyone look dead inside on that conference?
Because there are no good options for them at this point. If they own up now that this is a flu, the economy tanks. If they opt to continue denial, the economy tanks when people start dropping dead outside of Walmarts on Twitter in 2 weeks and it becomes obvious to everyone that shit is serious.

Austria

>Have you been tested
KEK

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can salmon is poor fag shit. it's fucking catfood

based

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>brings up HIV prevention

So, what did I miss, are the stocks dead, is the world ending? I'm gonna go buy some supplies in an hour. Is it fucked to eat at Chinese restaurants though, I have no cases in my area supposedly.

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WHAT IS THIS BITCH FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

>checked
Pence wouldn't answer whether Trump had been tested either...

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Ireland. Starting in Cork.

holy shit, Pence's voice broke as he said he didn't know if trump had been tested

They can't even lie well anymore. Things are going off the rails fast

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*is not a flu

Spam is the king of canned meats. It's good cold or hot. Fried roasted sliced you name it.

I wonder if someone has told her about that corona chan version of her.

>coofers in the audience
Every time

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5k deaths on March 14, screencap this

don't underestimate the ability of miganiggers to create their own little delusional reality

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Has he been tested?
>Has he been tested?
Has he been tested?
>Has he been tested?
Has he been tested?
>Has he been tested?
Has he been tested?
>Has he been tested?

>Have you been tested?
I have not been tested.

>Has Mr. President been tested
I'm don't know the answer to that question.

All out gang war, both hate each other more than they hate white people.

who dis chick

Pence doesn't need to get tested. He has God on his side.

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Because it's $3/can

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HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED

I would be too if I gave a shit about Wall Street.

mackerel and butter

Accurate.

wtf, is this guy a midget?

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>Remember this qt
Yeah, it's an active black hole. Who's the whore next to it?

This is it isn't it.

>australian scientists
we're fucked

oy vey the general public

Between Trump's tie and Pence's voice breaking, it's a wrap. Get your last preps in early morning if you can or whatever.

AIDS
She just confirmed corona virus is airborne AIDS

THAT MANLETS FACE LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE

Just be ready to have to do terrible things. I've already picked out a spot to bury my family on our property, told my wife about it so she can put me there if I go before her.

If we get quarantined, I'm not letting the authorities take my family when they've passed. I'll burn them myself and put the remains in our land.

If it gets bad enough, be ready to do what needs to be done. Be ready to do what our ancestors had to do.

I low key envy this guy

my buddy buttfucked her in college

GUYS NOTICE HOW MIKE LOOKS REDISH
ALMOST LIKE HE HAS A FEVER?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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They aren't capable of logic anymore, it's all mental gymnastics. Anything trump does is BASED and 4D chess, and any criticism of him whatsoever is necessarily shareblue.

>stock market falls
>Trump finally takes interest
solution:
-bailouts for corporations
-"guidances" for how to not contract it

yeah, we are fucked

>not eating canned bear
ngmi

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT'S GODDAMN DR FAUCI

This guy is so fucking retarded. I hope that he catches it.

>Corona 2, SARS 4
>Corona already well exceeded the spread of SARS
Doubt.

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

Seattle and NYC aren't far off to be desu senpai
>tfw there's a very real possibility I will be infected by a Jew York refugee
This will be the final, tragically ironic validation of my worldview

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did they spend all day making a fucking powerpoint slide telling people to wash their hands? Fuck.

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How much yeast do I need?
How much flour do I need?

You haven't even had it, have you faker?

Doctor from the Burbs

>Italy
>deaths 463
>recoveries 724
Slightly nervous over this lads.

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Sitting so close to Pence, they are all infected.

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we're fucked man. CUH cant even handle regular flu season. I was there 2 weeks ago and i was there all fucking night before I was seen.

ACCELERATE

great, our Surgeon General is a nigger

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Dith nigga's got a lisp

they spread it during the impeachment trial. there was a couging chink in the hallway every time people were getting interviewed.

THEY ARE LOWERING THE AGE EVERYDAY OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

This nigger just just a flu'd us
fuck sake

Anyone wanna translate what this nigger is saying?
All I hear is "ooga booga dindu nuffin"

It HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

Imagine having such a boring life that you need to stir up drama around a flu.