/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1813

threads are so fast, nobody will see me lick the [Reply to Thread] button

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>*crunch*

Why are you guys worried about this nothingburger?

>*crunch*

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Reminder to open your windows and let the poison in.

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Who here in an infected city? We have a few cases with community transmission. Am I fucked?

You guys. I have no one else.

The Whitehouse briefing is running late because they are all praying lmao

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2d girls. on mah laptop

So if you want something to do while we are all in lockdown soon: Learn Latin
We had a great thread about how in order to preserve our ethnocultural cohesion moving forward, we need a language that is only commonly spoken by ourselves (like the Jews have Hebrew). The Jews revived Hebrew from a dead language and that's what we're doing with Latin (the language of the Roman Empire, and the language Jews absolutely hate). Soon we will have chans were we just type in Latin and that will keep out every single shill and newfag very easily and constructive work can be done.
Link to last nights thread on the subject archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/247159159/

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Americans Stay out of Canada! Don't coof here for Spring Break

lick dis

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twitter.com/mitchellvii?lang=en

(u)

Live stream starts when?

are they all dead already?

WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE THREADS HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PAY YOUR BILLS WHEN DO YOU GO OUTSIDE?

thats sad

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Freikorps when?

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>15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
only 15 million? the planet's population is 8 billion
15 million is nothing

Update the general to include the entirety of Italy being placed under quarantine you fag.

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Well we know who is paying for /ptg/

yeah like Jayseez Cawaist is really gonna help us.

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We're here for you pastabro

journalists coofing left and right. what a shitshow

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Gunna be a massive market shill job to stop us all from going Great Depression tier.

Just like The Corona Virus, Corona Virus general is self-sustaining

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>cooof

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So I've been following all this for two months now and I still don't have a fucking clue what China is up to. I know you can't really believe the CCP, but do they have it under control or not? If not, why would they first shut down everything (massive economic damage) and then suddenly lie about loosening quarantine and closing those makeshift hospitals? What's their endgame?
Does anybody have some hard evidence on whether they really succeeded in somehow containing it or not?

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>about half as many threads as there are deaths

LACKING SANDWICH

So it begins.

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>he can't read

Nursefag here. I wanted to say that I’ve seen a lot of patients lately after being discharged come back or complain via telephone that they are still having difficulty breathing and I have confirmed they often still have some fluid in their lungs, despite no longer testing positive for COVID-19. I don’t know if this is a secondary complication from infection or whether it can lay dormant in the respiratory system while avoiding detection.

Who they are mostly bots and pajeets ?

>1k quarantined suspected cases in Tunisia

I don't want to die before experiencing my sexual fantasies at least once :(

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems archive.is/qmc6U

What a nothingburger.

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REPOSTING

HAPPENING

HAPPENING

READ THIS FUCKING POST

CHINA'S PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP AND CALLING BULLSHIT ON THE CCP'S LIES

latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-03-09/china-boasts-abroad-of-victory-over-coronavirus-as-quarantine-hotel-collapses-and-domestic-anger-simmers?fbclid=IwAR23VOwIcEUJU6S-dzsY5E9OHPNNHLbAhpoRr-PxZG_Mi-hzzR2OituZwPg

THEY'RE NOW SHARING THE TRUTH VIA OPEN SOURCE PLATFORMS LIKE GOOGLE DOCS AND GITHUB BEFORE THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT CAN CENSOR THEM

docs.google.com/document/d/1RqYvfEbLhcyH8rhw0xLpjc2w0JqPBQINzj3ORE-Jka0/edit?ts=5e386661

weileizeng.github.io/Open-Source-COVID-19/

FORMER CHINESE NEWS ANCHOR BLOWS THE LID RIGHT OPEN

chinamediaproject.org/2020/02/28/opening-the-door/

youtube.com/watch?v=TqHDRfgdngg&feature=emb_title

youtube.com/channel/UCJHUpBCNKrZwBhxfcIrP8Aw/videos

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to be fair no one would notice if poland disappeared

You spergs and the gf.

>pasta healthcare

>+200 burgers infected today

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did someone spook BNO or something? Why are they updating so sparingly now

I am a faggot so I will post again the same thing.
Gf university has 2 cases now, in Brussels.

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the main baker currently is argiebro
other notable members long in the past include
>portugesefaggot
>moldavianbro

You're a genuine retard if you think Britain is in the same state as Italy
Italy is totally fucking fucked mate, big time
They're way ahead

Do you think we'll ever start calling it what it is: SARS 2?

When is this white house briefing supposed to start?

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Did this dude legit have a portrait done of him with a bluetooth headset in his dumb fuckin boomer head lmoa

fiendish

>15 million is nothing
Absolute brainlet, that's like 5-7 capital cities wiped out completely.

should I stay home from class tomorrow or should I go in hopes i get corona and can finally leave this society ?

yo for real what is with the insane coughing and hacking on the stream

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ATTENTION JOURNALISTS

Do you want to be WORLD FAMOUS?
SAVE LIVES?

Ask ANY of these questions at ANY official press conference: ASK THEM EXACTLY AS WRITTEN: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1. Does the virus cause a permanent infection?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

2. Does the virus infect white blood cells?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

3.Does the virus infect the nervous system?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

4. Can a sick patient recover and reinfect himself and infect others?

>If you don't know, when will you know?

JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOBS!

I'm not scared but did some sensible prepping. This is the right attitude.

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Shouldn't Trump and Pence be in separate places to reduce the chances of them both getting it?

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Reminder: This was planned 10 years ago to take away people's liberties like 9/11 and require people to have biometric IDs and have medical checks and vaccines before travelling anywhere.

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ITS JUST THE FLU THEY SAID
ITS A NOTHING BURGER THEY SAID

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Better than burgercare

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salazar

Sounds fun and better than just sitting around playing shitty vidya.

Will a normal surgical mask protect me?

I have four n95 masks, but I don't want to use them yet because no confirmed cases in my area yet. Will a normal surgical mask help at all in the meantime?

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why is italy more affected than the rest of europe?

fiendish

UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA IS RECOMMENDING PROFESSOR GO ONLINE ONLY FOR COURSES

FLORIDA BROS ITS COMING FOR US

Did the glowniggers take out BNO?

Crisis ahead brother

quarantine...

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Pasta niggers can’t into public health

We have a perfectly good name for her already

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no need, all of them are old boomers and this virus will kill them all. this is the zoomer era

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Who would play along with the V4 meme though?

Brazil 28. 3 new cases in
>Rio de Janeiro

naked dog-girls with thick thighs and big tits

Guys...

This is where Trump really tanks his chances, the tweets are going to look like nothing after this.

The waifu and the neighbour's cat
>hold me

How can you go insane from being inside your home

Play fallout, shitpost, cook some food, clean up, study, coom, watch a movie, listen to a podcast

Opportunities are endless

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University of Central Florida has the most international exchange students I think. And a lot of Asians. We’ll be fucked before anyone else.

This "crisis" is completely absurd and will go down in history next to Tulipmania and the 2010 Flash Crash. World shitting itself in fear because a few sickly 80 year olds died from the flu. I expect a full market recovery by the end of April.

Maybe he is having a mental breakdown. I wouldn't blame him. But I'm waifuing BNO hard, so I hope not.

This is a massive operation.
People criticizing the delay have no idea about the logistics involved to rescue these people.

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other countries aren't even trying to prevent it

the west will kill itself with its complacency and normalcy bias

They're not lying

Everybody thinks it won't affect them. Until it does.
You see the same shit with things like cancer and smoking all the time.

bros...... I don’t want to die. I’ve never even been hugged before

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Lift kettlebells and learn Latin.

Not that bong but I have to point out you have zero reading comprehension skills.

Nursefag here. I wanted to say that I’ve seen a lot of patients lately after being discharged come back or complain via telephone that they are still having difficulty breathing and I have confirmed they often still have some fluid in their lungs, despite no longer testing positive for COVID-19. I don’t know if this is a secondary complication from infection or whether it can lay dormant in the respiratory system while avoiding detection. I’m talking about 20-30 year olds in some cases

You sure about that?
Asking for blitz- research purposes

Better than nothing, might prevent you from touching your face, but if someone coofs or sneezes near you you're boned

THEY ARE LIVE LETS SEE WHAT THEY SAY

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remember to spread he love if you get infected

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What they stood to gain is ensuring their competitors were dragged down into the dirt with them. Never mind that was already going to happen with the massive disruption to the supply chain it's just their nature to be spiteful even as they draw their last gasping breathe.

Plot twist, they don't even come out and just loudspeaker announce into the room how all these journalists are already fucked.

Together we stand, comrade

I wanna know the same thing but I'm going outside tomorrow wearing my swimming goggles and my FFP3 mask just in case

Italy is not in denial and is testing everyone and everything

Her name is coronachan.

they should be quarantined at see and not brought back

I like to talk with God, and Jesus, but I can really feel pray to the saints and Maria. What saint is good for collapses? Gabriel archangel seems Metal

Dude just find a chick who’s on ecstasy and she will 100% hug you

Anyone in the dallas area go to any stores yet? I’m assuming they will all be wiped out by tomorrow morning.

Someone needs to go cough up some of those refugee camps and ghettos.

> the most international exchange students I think. And a lot of Asians
At this point, it doesn't matter. It's in your country, it spreads from person to person. Doesn't make a difference if you banned every Chinese person from entering.

>This likely means that the UK has a similar amount of cases as Italy currently
by all means enlighten me

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even if the virus wasnt deadly, why ignore everyones warnings to contain it.

i thought we were smarter than this

Too much text.

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You just KNOW hes a cuck

Here you go. Now you can die.

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Sorry, you have to suck it up until there's at least one.

absolutely dreadful larp. kill yourself

>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
JUST A FLU BRO!