TRUMP TO ADDRESS NATION

>TRUMP TO ADDRESS NATION
Finally, a voice of reason to calm the markets

Can some democrat voter explain to me why we aren't Russian territory yet? Wasn't Trump working with the Russians?

we should lock down the country, close all borders and airports. its a fire sale. everything must go!!!

Well he is usually more measured in person than in his tweets.

Let me guess...
>Huuh i's just like uhh.. like i mention a little bit, like the flu, you know, the flu when you cough, yes this flu kill 9 trillions peoples each years so no need to panic, everything under control, low risk, great thing, greatest peoples, best peoples, great thing! MAGA!

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We're going to get so sick and tired, you're going to be sick and tired of being sick and tired. King of Israel!

checked and keked

Here we go lads. This country is getting locked down. Bill Cooper was right about everything.

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I hope that entire room gets infected

we're all gonna die

I HAVE 5 CANS OF TUNA AND SOME CRACKERS

HOW LONG CAN I SURVIVE WITH THIS?

Wonder if a reporter will ask him and Pence about being exposed to the virus at CPAC

Why would you even want to listen to this fucking dipshit moron. He probably still thinks it's just the flu. Get a new cult leader already for fuck's sake.

He's not going to say anything we don't already know. He has never said anything of value and never will. They just do this because it's protocol.
/pol is an international urgent response board and we know more than Donald Trump ever will.

through lunch

Did it happen already, or are we still waiting for it?

2 min warning just went out

still waiting

sorry but bernie isnt going to win

I told you fags the economy would get black swan'd and you all called me a liar then too.

Shhhhhhh

lucky bastard

I'm hearing a lot of coofing.

so much coofing

till around 3pm (today)

I'm starting to see more and more Yas Forums should be the ones in charge.

He's going to say "We need to cut off the source of infection. Bombing begins in 5 minutes"

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checked

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Jew York Negro is exposing his true face.

All his words will backslap his gay jew ass in a few days.

RIP DUMB JEW

Fuck you, nigger. (((Jannies))) sticky this thread.

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>press briefing room
>non-stop coughing in the background

They better have bad news.

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>"My fellow Americans, end it"

QUARANTINE CALIFORNIA INC

FUCKING CORONA VIRUS IS SLOWING MY INTERNET

WTF I NORMALLY GET 200MB/s
I CANT STREAM THE VIDEO

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Here we go!

THEY WALKED OUT, SURGEON GENERAL TYRONE IS ON THE STAGE

HE DINDUNUFFINS AND DIS VIRUS AINT EVEN HIS FAULT

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trump nowhere to be found. bet he's taking a huge shit

4-D Chess!
it
all
adds
up.

youtube.com/watch?v=XGChTEfeeC4

also, Q predicted this
the inb4s
all the copes
all the seethes
some maga and kag

Stickies are for fags. Post get deleted. This is what you kikes want

we are all going to die

I've been thinking a little. Supposedly this originated in Wuhan, China. Yet look at the number of infected worldwide. It makes me wonder if this is popping up in places with people that never went to China. What if Wuhan was only the first place it was recognized?

Why are they playing Culture Shock before he walked out ? Weird.

WOO HOO TAX CUTS!!!

FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU, COMRADE SANDERS!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU TRUMP!!!

Get your head of Trump's ass. As if who the president is even fucking matters. Bernie would get done as much as Trump did (zero). It's a fucking wwe wrestling match between members of the same political class.

>pump more money into small businesses and travel/airlines
Yeah, that'll do it. Problem solved.

About 1 hour with your diet fatso

We're all fucked

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OPPORTUNE REMINDER THAT DRUMB IS A KIKE ASSET

I'm lost. He's rambling on and not giving any real valuable information.

in-duh-stree

NIGGER TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING VIRUS

GOD DAMN IT TRUMP

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING

HOLY SHIT

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What the fuck is with his pronunciation of "industry?"

WTF is that crawl at the bottom of the screen?

>P R A Y F O R I S R A E L
fuck off rabbi trump

MASSIVE LAYOFFS ARE COMING
>MASSIVE LAYOFFS ARE COMING
MASSIVE LAYOFFS ARE COMING
>MASSIVE LAYOFFS ARE COMING
MASSIVE LAYOFFS ARE COMING
>MASSIVE LAYOFFS ARE COMING
MASSIVE LAYOFFS ARE COMING

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WHO was spreading the coronavirus through their vaccines, China was just the first country to catch onto the scheme and blew the lid on the globohomo agenda.

Lardass boomer didn’t say shit.

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TIMELY REMINDER THAT DUMB DRUMB IS A JEW PUPPET

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY
JESUS CHRIST WE ARE FUCKED

He does not sound well

At least your inDustry is strong.

>working 24 hours a day

What kind of tax cuts did Trump say he will give us?

Does a "payroll tax cut" affect those who are self-employed and have an S-corp?

>bail out everybody
big brain

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>LOL WE ARE TAKING CARE OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC AND WE WILL BE TAKING CARE OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC

ELECTED AN ACTUAL RETARD FUMBLING OVER HIS OWN WORDS ON LIVE TV IN THE MIDST OF A PANDEMIC GOOD JOB AMERICA.

wow such a hate boner

Trump looks nervous

>we are taking care of it, here is mike
is he actually retarded?

Wow these dudes wanna destroy the US. I'm not going to work anymore

WE ARE FUCKED
and fuck churchie church Pence

bailout for healthcare industry in 3, 2, ...

confirmed that these industries/ small businesses are in major fucking trouble

USEFUL REMINDER THAT DRUMPF IS A JEW YORKER OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS

Diversity is a code word for white genocide

risk low

its over.

stfu corona losers

Wow therapeutics guys, we're all gonna feel good before we get wiped out

Hahahaha... please don't blame me it's not my fault!!!!!

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C O U G H I N G F I T
P A N T S O F S H I T

nevermind,
I guess all my neighbors just died

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He looks and sounds like he’s sick

Why does it take a global outbreak to cut taxes on the middle class and increase minimum wage like Jesus Christ every debate was let's help niggers let's help illegals it takes a fucking global pandemic to help the middle class

B-but he pwned the libtard s-snowflakes...

risk is low lmao

>record low black infection rates, folks

Someone coughed

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Leafy faggot gtfo

You might want even be a woman

‘Risk is low’

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I thought this virus was a big nothing, now it's a serious problem?

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>Dramatic increase in testing and...
...in Coronavirus cases coming up

jesus christ is the guy terrible at talking, what a buffoon

DAILY REMINDER

DRUMB'S A KIKE

LOOK AT HIS FACE LMAO

THE ORANGE KNOWS,IS OVER FOR HIM

Yet another woman on her cellphone with a selfimportant makework position.

IT REMAINS LOW

IT REMAINS LOW

IT REMAINS LOW.

>MEAN WHILE MARKET COMPLETELY COLLAPSING DEATH RATE INCREASING

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No it's a weaker than average flu strain

AGAIN REPEAT AFTER ME

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damn, my neighbors are still alive and kicking

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Oakland is kill... I mean, again.

KEK LET THEM ALL BURN

the bumbling fucking idiot just rambled about nothing...

again.

China bankrolls 30% of WHO's total budget and tedoros is winnie the pooh's sockpuppet

Yeah, it's so weak there's 40000 press conference on it

Pence looks like a real leader compared to Trump lol

Jews

digits say they won't mention the markets at all

>You might want even be a woman

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU DUMB NIGGER. AND DEATH TO ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS YOU'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE STREETS OF AMERICA CLEANSED WITH YOUR FUCKING BLOOD.

You leave out who is bankrolling the 70%

Fear monger

So what do you guys think, is it a biorobot or a man in drag?

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3-4weeks. Do you really plan to not buy food during pandemia? Is it really everything you have in your home? What were you eating today?

I actually agree. He should be the real president

based and pandemic pilled

The tension is high in the room, its very obvious this is not under control, we're all fucked

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so pence is the real President?

They kinda did already. They'll bail out a bunch of businesses.

I'm not the one hosting 40000 press conferences about a nothing virus

PAYING PEOPLE WHO ARE SICK AND NEED TO STAY HOME?

THAT'S SOCIALISM! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!

*coof*

lmao he cant say a whole sentence without stuttering UHH

We are x and will continue x
This works you stupid nigger

>we have a very strong economy
This Nigga off his meds.

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He leads the task force. Trump is way too busy ;)

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Looks like it atm. I never thought that I'd be relieved that Pence is in charge.

Well, this was a whole lot of nothing. It was bullshit. I learned nothing interesting watching this.

HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED Yas Forums?

what about us NEETS, if the government is giving free money away, then NEETS should get some of it too

>fat fuck and closet fag didn't even get tested

lol

JUST A COOF BRO

HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED NIGGER

STRONG ECONOMY

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21?,,,,,21patients?,
,yesterday it was 24!,,,22 staff,2 passengers.

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No he sounds like a literal retard

Based amerilard.

I HAVE NOT BEEN TESTED

HAVEYOUBEENTESTED

"Have you been tested"

lolfuckingl

TRUMP HAS THE COOOF
TRUMP HAS THE COOOF
CHINA WINS

I bet the old dame on the right is thirsty and could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I bet she knows tricks with her tongue that would drive you wild.

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None of them were tested

based and coompilled

They haven't been tested kek

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

OOOOOH FUCK HAS HE BEEN TESTED OR NOTTTT

I need help on Halo 3. Full Circle is a pain in the ass.

Has he been tested?

my god this is the most incompetent administration in history

He's going to end the FED.

Screencap this and witness me.

>that guy shouting "HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED?"
why?

You're already dead.

Hello horse dude, how are your horses doing?

Nigger, I have enough food for at least two months. That's not even counting my none perishable bug outs. I work part-time from home. Have fun shopping, coofer.

OH SHIT TRUMP CONTACTED COROLLA VIRUS

that would be based if Trump had it and exposed all the press to it.

Quarantine Washington, New York, California, and Florida immediately

"I have always said put the economy first"
- President Trump

no shit.
they are going to say anything they can to avoid a a run on the banks.
for them it's all about protecting the markets and banks.
they don't give a shit about peoples wellbeings.
they just want you to keep buying shit and spending money. otherwise the US economy will fucking tank.

that's no way to talk about your mother and father

>have you been tested?
fucking kek

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He has been near Congressmen that were exposed and are self quarantined

Payroll tax deduction is not enough; the press is asking about continuity of government with their "are you tested" questions. People are scared shitless.

TOYOTA?

Now it's time for the jews

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because it was some jew reporter trying to write some hit piece

This

Pence looks worried, Trump he doesn't give a shit.

>hasn't been tested
DRUMPF ISN'T TAKING CORONAVIRUS SERIOUSLY
>has been tested
DRUMPF TESTS HIMSELF BUT NOT HIS PEOPLE??? FUCK BLUMPFH

BUT HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED GUYS?????

Was it instamatic transmission?

Is this damage control going to be streamed daily now? It's only making US government look scared.

Adam

Wait till one homeless person in Seattle, San Francisco or NYC gets it can't wait for the ethical decisions those liberal cities will have to make

Can someone tell me about the Stock market?

The party of open border is who I want to listen to during a pandemic. STFU retard.
ALSO:
>Muh Russia
Yeah, you're a dumb fuck

>This fucking schlomo
GOD I HATE JEWS SO FUCKING MUCH

ITS FUCKING OVER

TRUMP LOST CONTROL OVER THE SITUATION AND HIS ADMINISTRATION

THIS IS THE END

ECONOMY CRASHES

MAYHEM STARTS

STATE OF EMERGENCY

WORLD WAR 3

AAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>Communities

People are buy and spending like crazy, on things like rubbing alcohol and toilet paper. Lol. Retards. If anything the economy is booming because of this.

*prints more money*

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Is that jew even 5 feet tall?

good chosen people

>*in the middle of a pandemic*
>MUST DEFEND MY GOD EMPEROR FROM THE FAKE NEWS DEMONRATS

>doors seal behind him
>Trump proceeds to chase down all journos in the room and coofs on them

TRUMP HAS
THE CHINESE WU FLU
HEY MUTTS WHAT CHA GONNA DO
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
AH-CHOO

What the fuck is the point of getting tested wouldn't it be pretty obvious if you start coofing like crazy

nigger has a lisp