Fun Facts Thread!

That's like saying because some African country gets hit by the flu and millions die it's super deadly to the first world.

Admit it, you'd smash one of your nuts with a hammer to sniff her panties after she left the room.

>muh CCP lying about stats
k, explain the outcomes being similar or better in South Korea, Italy, Germany, France, and Japan, then.
>no response
Of course not. Fuck yourself.

Well, I guess the glass is half full.

So hardly anything then. Great.

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Fake news - death rate is 1-3%, mostly elderly and immune compromised sick people.

Maybe.

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We’re talking about the death rate here, user. Try to keep up.

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"Paging Dr. Semendemon to the gauze and bandage storage closet..."

2,340m dead
not including those dying as a consequence of these
its one way to combat climate change

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Wow OP and other guys, is that a woman?

Exclude the Chinese who let their people die from a fucking flu, then tell me what it is.

>includes (((((all))))) chinamen
user pls

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Elderly and immunocompromised are statistical defaults, continue your parroting.

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SHE DID THIS
>SHE DID THIS
SHE DID THIS
>SHE DID THIS

plz let me die quickly corona-chan

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>filename
i hope you catch corona in your ass and shit your guts out

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Imma cooooooooom

You oughtta know all about Immune issues from your meme flag, amirite?

Wow guys please post moar women.

death rate is exactly the same as the flu because thats what it is. chink flu

It's a damn fine time to be a healthy young man in the funeral industry.

Post moar women.

You guys going to keep off to this for the entire year?

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She's got that trashy look that you know she's easy to bang. A good sloppy drunk bang too.

Who is this semen demon?

may be sagging, but still taste like titties .

Post moar women.

My attractive doctor signals she is interested in me while remaining professional. We are both married. I worry she will cast off pretense and it will be very awkward.

You gonna make it buddy?

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She a cute

See if your wife wants a threesome. Problem solved.

I'm surprised her fingernails are clean.

It's only because she bites them off due to her oral fixation.

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Faggot detected

Would explain the cigarette.

I smash my nutz with a hammer just to know I'm alive.

my god, she is literally built to be railed by a BBC. Imagine the superior seed of a BBC blasting her cervix like fire hose

She'll make your dick smell like an ashtray, but she'll drain you dry.

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woah, literal perfection, who is that?

You smash your nuts with a hammer and you won't be able to smell anything.

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HAHA OMG LOL SO FUNNY DUDE DO YOU HAVE A PATREON I CAN DONATE TO?!

That gif is a summary for the whole board today.

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>Too bad 90% of all cases will have little to no symptoms.
"The patients hospitalized with 2019-nCoV pneumonia experienced a range of symptoms, researchers report. All but two had a fever, 70 percent felt fatigued, 60 percent had a dry cough, 35 percent experienced muscle pain and 31 percent found it difficult to breathe. Smaller numbers of patients described headaches, dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting and abdominal pain. Ten percent of patients had diarrhea and nausea a day or two before developing fever and shortness of breath."
sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-disease-outbreak-severity-symptoms

That's the worst part about all this. If I were to die from coronavirus, fine, but, if it does happen, it'll be a damn shitty way to go. You'll slowly deteriorate instead of quickly dying, like with a gunshot to the head or jumping off a tower.

wat

>70 percent felt fatigued, 60 percent had a dry cough
Dear God it's the end of Humanity.

Literally purpose-built for BWC and BWLR (Big White Loving Relationship)

>patients hospitalized
Based muttbrain.

She'd need a doctor when I got done hitting that.

Thot patrolled.

What did he mean by this?

Happening is cancelled.

I'M GONNA COOM

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems archive.is/qmc6U

It is deadly to us faggot. We dont have the surge capacity to handle this. Your going to be alone to deal with Coronavirus. There wont be hospital beds, medical supplies, etc. In fact the 3rd world is more prepared in a sense because they know there is no safety net to save them. The deaths in major cities are going to be shocking as the modern supply chain fails. The only way to stop it is through testing everyone repeatedly and quarantining infected before the hospitals are overwhelmed. Trump has no fucking clue what to do so it's going reach the critical point. Just look at Italy, lack of testing and no strong response early has the northern hospitals overwhelmed already. Hopefully southern Italy isnt fucked too but it's to soon to say.

lets hope it goes higher. i want everyone to die

Where's all of the "MUH REINFECTION EVEN MORE DEADLY!!!" deaths in Korea and Japan, retard? Are they lying commies, too?

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A hammer capable of that feat does not exist.