/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EXTRA COMFY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump departs FL 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470189-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in Sanford FL 3/9/20
youtu.be/WEEVSrh-oi4
youtu.be/wn_jbZ8u_Co
>Pres Trump departs West Palm Beach FL 3/9/20
youtu.be/kB5ih1w2ipI
>HHSSec Azar outside WH 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470190-1/
>HHSSec Azar on FoxNews 3/9/20
youtu.be/aSBWlKC7reM
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 3/9/20
youtu.be/rusCrTmSKJw
>SG Adams on FBN 3/9/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6139771554001/
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/9/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139896763001
>PressSec Stephanie on F&F 3/9/20
youtu.be/zQNMwudG-J4
>Trump2020SrLegalAdviser Ellis on HughHewittShow 3/9/20
youtu.be/wXWbK8hzvyY
>DepAsstSoS4TFS Peyman @FDD on Sanctions 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470153-1/
>NCIRDDir Messonnier Conf Call on Corona-chan 3/9/20
cdc.gov/media/releases/2020/a0309-covid-19-update.html
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Graham Allen (Lara) 3/9/20
youtu.be/CmFXG5Wa_o4
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania @2020 IWOC Awards 3/9/20
youtu.be/9YkQzdXowQU
>Don Jr on Axios 3/8/20
youtu.be/EbHU49WYsw4
youtu.be/azFKLwOjJTE
>HUDSec SleepyBen on SunMornFutures 3/8/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139466126001
>HUDSec SleepyBen on ThisWeekABC 3/8/20
youtu.be/lTfrYGLbWoM
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on FoxNews 3/8/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139441722001
>Trump2020SrLegalAdviser Ellis on FoxNews 3/8/20
youtu.be/A3Hmxkdavck

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indelible

MAGA
+coronavirus is fake

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Is trump going to lie about vaccine progress again at this presser?

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MAGA

MAGA

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Contraception is treason!

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Dude shut the fuck up.
How many people have died total?
No one gives a fuck about a vaccine

when is trump going to end clown world

>He's going to shit all over the (((MSM))) once the remainder of Gatez's and Collins' self quarantine (9/14 days complete) are complete and they are totally fine
They're probably not infected.

>Eh, I meant Eastern Rite Catholics (strict Lent). Just answer the fucking question.
I have no idea, they probably don't observe the corned beef tradition in the first place.

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Now that the economy is crashing Trump is finished

MAGA

contraception is good if it is done by ___

܂burger made of nothing

>The BEST vaccine ever folks. It doesn't even cause autism. Only the best.

Just read the pastebin bro
pastebin.com/x0kAgMnw

No one

REMINDER FOR /ptg/:

BLIMPF PRESSER ON CORONACHAN AND HOW MANY BLIMPFBUX HE'LL BE DROPPING FOR YOU NEETS FROM HELICOPTERS @ 6:30 P.M. ET- FIFTEEN MINUTES FROM NOW

THIS IS THE LAST CALL- NO MORE DELAYS; BLIMPF LIVE @ 6:30

OFFICIAL WH STREAM:
>youtube.com/watch?v=j1XwFboi7bE

>HOW DARE YOU

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The end of malarkey is now

youtube.com/watch?v=G6bGzKwVVKo

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Renowned rapist living off his ex wife's alimony has a god complex.
Peak clown world

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>no sound of flaming bagpipes
am disappoint

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APOROGIZE NOW

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IT'S FAKE

NATURE IS A DEEP STATE DEMOCRAT

NATURE DOESN'T WANT TRUMP TO SUCCEED

THE DEATHS ARE PAID CRISIS ACTORS

IT'S ALL A FAKE DEEP STATE DEMOCRAT HOAX

IT'S A CONSPIRACYYYYYYYYY

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still no evidence that Chinkavirus can kill whitoids

MAGA

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wrong

Wait how much lore is in the corn pop story?

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He's probably Iranian. They need us to save them.

He's being a little faggot about it, but he's right. The media's whipping this up to be the next bubonic plague. PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!

God made sex for reproduction, not for contraception.

Met someone today that refused to believe pence wasn't pro-gay. Then when presented evidence called it fake news.

16.6% plus 26.5% plus 39.7% plus 17.2%
24% plus 31.4% plus 30.7% plus 13.8%

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Why isn't the media whipping this?

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can someone give me a (You) when the trump presser starts? I get a beep notification when I get a (You)

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>pro-gay

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god hates BN's so fucking much that he gave them a terrible earthquake in haiti

Beep

>nigger most likely only voting for Biden because muh king nigger
>they are even allowed to vote in the first place
The suffering continues.

They made their own general? Nice

>can someone give me
nice try, gyppo.
turn the volume up and listen for when he starts

(you)

wait? did I miss the presser? when is it?

NEW BAKER NEEDED
>NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED
>NEW BAKER NEEDED

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BRING BACK THE MANUFACTURING CHAIN ALREADY
ALL OF IT

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Checked and 10 fries from now.

but I am browsing on desktop from mobile hotspot, I'm not wasting gygabites for nothing

forgot pic

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No one cares.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

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/ptg/‘s multi day long cope as they start to realize trump screwed the pooch is the funniest thing ever. Prove me wrong
One week ago we were at
>oh wow 20 cases and no deaths and it only kills old people who cares
Today we’re at
>okay the death toll is rising up and trump himself is old and may have possibly been infected, w-who cares
Aha hahaha!

Flu season is every year. This is something unique they're trying to pin on Trump.

10 fries

holy shit learn to photoshop you absolute noob

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Cernobitch is such a little bitch.

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I think he wont mention that part after saudi oil pricing is done.

dank also linky dink?

Sounds like that person likes Pence but has been brainwashed to protect the homosexual lifestyle and ignore all the problems that come along with that political stance. Pence doesn't hate gays- he wants them to be better people though, I'm sure. You friend is experiencing cognitive dissonance. Just tell them about how gays transmit disease and the pedophilia connection. They'll come around eventually.

>that last post
Lmao based family

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That's my point.

You're right. Guess I'll vote for the 80 year old with dementia instead.

>dank also linky dink?
youtu.be/j1XwFboi7bE

what will happen to /ptg/ if trump is infected? will this general disappear after he dies?

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OH NO MUH ECONOMYYYYYYYYYY

P-PLEASE VOTE FOR ME AGAIN

LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER GREAT STUFF I'VE DONE

G-GUYS

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They have a coronavirus tab.

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4 more years of Dr. TRUMP

>yfw Trump declares martial law
>eliminates all opponents and jails all leftists
>imposes a round up and deportation of all illegals
everything will work out better than expected

>2-3 months of food
is that shelf stable or his is hoping the power and water is gonna work that whole time?

OH FUCK THE DEATH TOLL WENT FROM 1 CHINESE BOOMER TO 5 CHINESE BOOMERS THAT'S A 500% INCREASE IN 72 HOURS THE HUMAN RACE IS OVER

Shadilay fellow pedes, MAGA!

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actually he's being downvoted and getting called a sexist for not protecting the roommate when she didnt listen or helped him to prep

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Trump is the healthiest president ever, it doesn't matter if he gets corona. Corona would apologize to him because he is so tough

Why’re black “families” and Hispanic Families so much poorer then other black and Hispanic households as well as white families and other white households? It can’t possibly be dysgenic breeding habits?!?!?!

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THE CORNA VIRUS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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you are not the based barbosa i know here

>no sound of flaming bagpipes
Nukes are merely an inconvenience.

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Maritime

Oh nonono

MAGA

Qanons and berniedorks are both faggots. What's your point.

>I haven’t left my house in 2 weeks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i think we should send 10 billion to israel quick that would save economy !!

Trump purposefully told the press to position in one location only to go a completely different way. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>Marine 1 descended out of a soft blue sky with a few wispy cirrus clouds and settled onto the South Lawn at 1519.
>Pool had been told to position at the West Wing side of the driveway, but Trump instead walked directly toward the residence.

I'd bet on him outlasting you, ya dirty Paki

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>Biden
>Big rallies

>twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/1237090040582373376

That aside, there's actually a germ of an idea there. Trump should move his rallies to outdoor stadiums, in sunlight.

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>MUH STOCK MARKET
>I-IT'S OK
>J-JUST THE FLU

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>have to deal with yet even more trump derangement syndrome mental illness again
what's it gonna take so these subhumans finally kill themselves?

>contraception is good if it is done by ___

LIBERALS !

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Redditor spotted

Trumps reelection

you almost get it right

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It turns out the lumpenprole always votes to retain what minimal property they have rather than throw it all away in a communist revolution?

New baker still needed, I’m going to micro center to pick up my new laptop

>muh whites are immune!
I’m feeding off /ptg/ cope and denial

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>Economy worldwide crashes because of a virus
>THIS IS DRUMPF’S FAULT!

I fucking hate these kikes.

GST - youtube.com/watch?v=-qzEtXXsiP4

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do Israel and mossad really hate trump?, they have remained silent all this time when the media trash trump 24/7

it's not because of the virus. it's because of oil and the msm's fake news causing retards to panic. none which is trump's fault either

>economy shits itself a week after trump has a press conference where he’s asked how he’s going to deal with the virus and his answer is a shrug and saying “beats me”

22 million Americans got the swine flu a few years ago with thousands of deaths. No one cared because there wasn't blanket social media hysteria like we have now.

Consider that 22 americans have died and how ridicilous this panic is


It wasn't even the virus. It's Saudi Arabia and Russia are arguing over oil prices

2 more mins

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This faggot on the stream never shuts the fuck up...but at least he's not like those fucking hillbillies @ RSBN who never stop shilling for shekels

Do you have a pic of a white person who died from it?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE MAGIC LINE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HIT THIRTY THOUSANDERINO IN THE DOW JONESERINO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD HAVE FULLY RESTRICTED TRAVEL THAT WOULD HAVE TEMPORARILY HURT OUR GREAT GDP BUT HELPED THE US ASSESS THE SITUATION IN THE LONG TERM THIS CANT BE HAPPENING THIS ISNT ALLOWED NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i hope he drops out soon.
it will give his bat-shit crazy supporters a few months to plan their protests.