/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1812

► Detected: 114,089 ► Died: 4,004

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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New York declares state of emergency
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Italy locks down entire country
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>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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>LATEST UPDATES
►ALL OF ITALY NOW IN EMERGENCY LOCKDOWN
-Strict quarantine measures extended to all regions
-Public told to stay home
-Schools closed until April 3rd
-No travel unless with a valid work or family reason
-All public gatherings and sports events suspended
►11 new cases in Israel. All people entering Israel now must be quarantined.
►555 new cases and 13 new deaths in Spain. Total cases top 1,000, doubling in a day
►United States:
- 1 new case in Indiana
- first 3 cases in Ohio
►151 new cases and first 2 deaths in Germany
►2 new cases in India
►1 new case in Croatia

>MORE
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theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/02/coronavirus-quarantine-america-could-be-giant-legal-mess/606595/
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 33,290 (883): Italy 9,172 (463) S. Korea 7,478 (53) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,412 (30) Germany 1,176 (2) Spain 1,229 (30) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 624 (22) Japan 530 (9) Switzerland 374 (2) UK 321 (5) Netherlands 321 (4) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Canada 77 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 24 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Sweden 260 Belgium 239 Norway 209 Singapore 160 Austria 131 Malaysia 117 Bahrain 109 Denmark 90 Greece 84 Kuwait 65 Iceland 60 UAE 59 India 47 Israel 50 Lebanon 41 Czechia 36 Portugal 35 Finland 33 Vietnam 31 Brazil 25 Palestine 25 Slovenia 23 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Indonesia 19 Oman 18 Qatar 18 Poland 17 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 13 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Chile 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Peru 9 Pakistan 8 Slovakia 8 Mexico 7 S. Africa 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Tunisia 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bosnia 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Malta 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Serbia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Brunei 1 Chan. Isl. 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1

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>Italy on full lockdown

This is blowing up...I thought its just memes and panic

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST THE FLU?

>coronavirus is transmitted through animal feces
Bros...

SLB, SLB,
SLB, SLB, SLB!
GLORIOSO!
SLB!
GLORIOSO!
SLB!

Relax, the people who get permanent lung scarring are typically those who have smoked cigarettes or do not regularly exercise their lungs through exercise

REMINDER TO LYNCH YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT AND UN REPRESENTATIVES
THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
>ITS THEIR FAULT
THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
>ITS THEIR FAULT
THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT
>THEY KNEW
>ITS THEIR FAULT

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Its officially in Louisiana now.

youtube.com/watch?v=vxKBHX9Datw

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

YOU WA SHOCK

>I was only 80 years old
>I loved the CCP so much, I had all the red books and foxcoins
>I pray to Xi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"It's just the flu" I say; "Trust the government"
>A foreigner hears me and calls me a shill
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the CCP
>I call him a 鬼佬
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the roof is leaking
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Xi
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Zhang"
>He grabs me with his powerful hazmat goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the party
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Xi
>He grabs a mighty bat as he fills my bowl with soup
>The 鬼佬 walks in
>Xi looks him straight in the eyes and says "Italy apologize"
>Xi leaves through the makeshift hospital gate
>It's just the flu.Trust the government.

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Taxi driver in Prague caught it and most likely spread it already.
We are officially done.

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Do Fray Bentos tinned pies give anyone else the shits?
I want to know if it was some kind of once-off before I stock up.

bullshit

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Its a fucking nothing burger for the 40th time you retards
nothing is happening

nothing will happen

I'm super scared right now ngl

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Big deal, this is just a democrat plot to make trump look bad. Wake me up when american states go into quarantine.. until then, fuck off.

schizo's back

Yes I'm name fagging for this
Cureventfag

Is there a list of minor or secondary symptoms? I want to be able to see it coming.

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/rwb/'s MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN

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I live in Minnesota. How fucked am I?

Today, March 9th, we honor Saint Frances of Rome protectora from pestilences.

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>Second postponing of Trump press briefing, now scheduled for 6:30.
Big news incoming?

It's BEEN in Louisiana, hi New Orleans :^)

hong kong confirmed human-dog transmission a week ago

why the fuck arent they closing anything?
why does my government want us to fucking die?

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This is like the return of the Black Death, originated in China, the first European country being fucked is Italy. This is what we needed, this is the catalyst that will start the second renaissance of Europe, as it happened 700 years ago. The divine purge is here.

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Did CCP get the guys writing for BNO News?

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Uh-oh. ...fuck my life, bros.

lololol remember when the fella kept spamming "ONLY 200 INFECTED, 2 DEAD" a month ago

>On the bright side, they are aware its longer than 14 days.
what do you mean? the incubation period?

also, what does your doc mate intend to do with the hundreds of thousands of people who will be told to "self-isolate" at home, after the point they begin to require medically assisted breathing?

These breads are baking so fast we don't have enough time for dough to rise.

what's /rwb/

whats a good game to play while waiting for the inevitable infection?

Pó crl, filho da puta.
Vais mamar com o Porto Campeão em cheio nesse focinho de benficuck.

Avoid kids at all cost!

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OH BABY COVID,
YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY IT'S JUST A FLU
BUT YOU SAY IT'S JUST A FLU

Everyone is fucked. Geography is irrelevant.

> Leading German virologist: summer will decrease R0 only by 0.5 from 3.0 to 2.5
> There is a major study, recently released, that concludes the temperature effect on this particular virus is relatively small. He says, contrary to what he thought last week that the the whole of society must prepare with full strength for winter's arrival of an epidemic wave, we must accept the probability that it will arrive sooner. He thinks the maximum wave will take place between June and August. And if we understand that now, we need to use the time to prepare.

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Trust Spahn, he has a plan!

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With all the asians there... super fucked.

foxnews.com/opinion/lew-olowski-coronavirus-worse-than-reported-heres-how-china-is-making-the-situation-worse
>China’s novel coronavirus, Coronachan, has killed and infected more people than officially reported.
>Many causes contribute to this undercounting.
>First, the prevailing diagnostic test for Coronachan may be only 30 to 40 percent accurate.
>Second, the diagnostic test itself is scarce. Tests are rationed for the most obviously symptomatic patients
>Third, Chinese hospitals have been overwhelmed with patients. Some people were turned away at the door. Others waited in day-long triage.
>Fourth, resources and public attention have concentrated on Wuhan, surrounding provinces, less equipped with healthcare services.
>Fifth, on top of these logistical challenges, politics also prevents an accurate appraisal.
>In order for China's ruling Communist Party to have responded to Coronachan this drastically, the death toll would first have had to exceed local officials’ capacity to cover it up, and then also convinced the nation’s top officials that it represents an existential threat.
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China will come out stronger out of this crisis. MARK MY WORDS white trash

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urgent reminder to dutchfags that we are less than two weeks behind italy's timeline

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you have seen nothing yet. Cases will explode in the South next, after the Great Milan Escape of yesterday

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Doubles and Pence is announcing his ascendance to presidency as trump is hospitalized from covid19
Triples and Pence is announcing his ascendance to presidency and that Trump has died to mysterious pneumonia
singles Trump is still infected with Covid19 just hasn't gotten worse yet

You guys realize that eventually /cvg/ will be every board on Yas Forums in a couple weeks right?

I don't know how to contact gookmoot/mods/etc, but we need to seriously consider making a Coronvirus BOARD soon, because most of us are going to eventually get it.

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Imagine SARS-CoV-3 being released half a year from now. That would be funny hahaha

theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/02/coronavirus-quarantine-america-could-be-giant-legal-mess/606595/
>America’s defense against epidemics is divided among more than 2,000 individual public-health departments, which makes implementing a national strategy very difficult.
>In China, Anyone who hides infections, one official said, “will be forever nailed to history’s pillar of shame.”
>China’s government generally has much more authoritarian control over its population than the American government has over its.
>could the U.S. government do the same? The answer is yes: American government officials do have extensive authority to implement public-health measures to stop an epidemic.
>quarantine is the most extreme use of government power over people who have committed no crime
>America’s defense against epidemics is divided among 2,684 state, local, and tribal public-health departments.
>Federal quarantine orders, however, are implemented and enforced by state health authorities, not federal officials.
>If it comes to that, the CDC’s credibility will be necessary to coordinate the responses of all the different jurisdictions, or something much worse than a constitutional dispute could befall the country.
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I don't want to die

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What is your blood pressure right now?
>Top Virus Doctor Says High Blood Pressure Is Major Death Risk
111 over 73

>fewer deaths than the flu
>fewer deaths than driving
Literally a burger made of nothing.

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Headache
Dry coof
Body aches
Lethargy
Low O2 saturation

Yeah and here in MS we have NO cases, now faggots are going to bring it over from Mardi Gras.

Again
Treatment != Cure

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JUST

A

FLU

BRO

*coofs*

i live in MA, its pretty fucked here but not as bad as WA, just literally stay at home if theres at least 20 cases in your state.

yeah, even bullshit

Fallout ofc

This, I second this.

Every polack who gets corona has to pass it along to a left wing politician or their sons, if older than 14.

2much vit C does this

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What do you predict the announcement from the White House tonight is going to be? Especially with all the delays.

117/78

Same lol, just hook me up to the intubator now. A

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Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.
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The forest always grows back stronger after a fire.

Statistically speaking, someone reading this post right now will die of this. I'll miss you user

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WHEN!!!

i hope they will kill the dutch loli poster

I am not getting rid of my budgie

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/cvg/ basedboy BITCHES utterly BTFO
Trump will get the virus to own you libs
He will PROVE this is nothing more than a little faggy flu
Happening CANCELLED

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Fuck you
Fuck niggers
Fuck quebec
AND FUCK JANNIES

Illinois declared a state of emergency today as well.

the infected toll has almost doubled in the past 3 days