/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1811

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Question with so many deaths in Italy...how do you die? Like I want to know what to expect? Real answers please I actually want to know

>Two death
More like x100
Dont trust german authorities.

>China 80,739
AHAHAHAHAHA, how many days now? They're stuck on 80k and 3k dead

Don't worry lads
Germany got this

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Oi, Bazza, wat's everyone makin' a big fuss about this fookin flu for mate?

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Bros. What the fuck is this thing?

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Kosovo does have a Yas Forums flag though.

How fucked are we at this point?

If I would die I want go to Gensokyo

Bros, this is the happening we've been waiting for all these years, and now it's finally here. This has the potential to change the world as we know it.
And you're scared, but that's good. That means it's the real deal. Stop denying the feeling and embrace it. This is the most alive you've felt since you've left your childhood behind. Did you seriously think you were going to be safe during a happening? Of course not, you're smarter than that.
And as you embrace the feeling, notice how the general normie population is growing more and more anxious, just ever so slightly, but it's there, every day it grows by a bit. They're still denying it, mocking it, pretending it isn't there, but you can tell, cant you. It's there, every person that makes a joke about it is secretly shitting their pants, even if subconsciously. And as corona-sama claims more and more victims... I can't tell you if it's going to happen all of a sudden, or gradually, but eventually even the normies will break, and that's when we'll get the happening of the century. From that point on, the world will not be the same.

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slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/french-coronavirus-smurf-world-record.html

Explain yourself, France.

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double digits indeed

it's over

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feel good for panic bros

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death and suffering

I don't know if I want this happening anymore.

Military rolling in to try and control the infected

I can't wait for this faggot to have a tube down his throat.

the stack is burning
The lid is off
The baby is in the oven
The rabbit is in the hole

Al fucking Dente

>Kosovo does have a Yas Forums flag though.

You mean one of those meme flags everyone can choose?

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

i don't want a habbening anymore

That's just because you don't exist to the eyes of the world. Has anyone been to Albania? I bet it's an invention and doesn't exist, can you prove that Albania exists? You can't, you can only post pictures from places that we are not totally sure if that is Albania.

It's time to stop the shitposting, this is more serious than ever now.

based

Im full prepped and ready for the worst, get in /cvg/ arond 100

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Sqiptars are too lazy and low IQ to even try do detect it. Chances are there are already 500+ deaths but you don't know it

>Italy
Mama mia...

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>0 DIAGNOSED cases

Fixed.

>COVID-19 can be spread before it causes symptoms, when it produces symptoms like those of the common cold, and as many as 12 days after recovery,

>The findings confirm that COVID-19 is spread simply through breathing, even without coughing,

cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/03/study-highlights-ease-spread-covid-19-viruses

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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How am I supposed to know this is legit?

Nothing apparently as is almost midnight. Ask tomorrow morning for hearing some massive chaos

AAAÆÅÅAÅAAAAAAAAAA

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The immune system goes haywire and tries to heal the damage done from the virus

In the lungs this will mean scar tissue. Causing all sorts of respiratory issues

I imagine it's the same elsewhere. God help us all

They’re only testing patients with a fever of >104 degrees for corona in urgent cares

All of Italy is going under marital law now?

Just sealed myself in last night, after doing one last supply run at 2AM big-box store with self-checkout.

Plenty of everything except, potentially, water. I even have medicines to self-treat if I somehow got it. I have probably at least a 6-8 weeks before the water goes out, though. If have ideas involving storing water in trash bags as a solution for that, however.

Told my parents (both retired) to stay inside at all costs. My dad might but I doubt my mom will, even though she claims she will.

Meanwhile in Italy

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No. .xk has been a legit flag for some time.

who would've thought a couple of years ago, you were browsing Yas Forums on your first happening thread. they hype, the fear, but you knew nothing would hurt you then... now some of you might actually be shitposting on your last happening thread. This time it's real.

Better and worse desu

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Plenty of Crappy Tires across Canada have them in stock. Hit the "check other stores" button and scroll through them.

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>THIS IS LARP
THIS IS LARP
>THIS IS LARP
THIS IS LARP

The living will envy the dead.

What else can we do?

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Does China have the cure?

>What exactly is habbening in Italy rn
Martial law in all but name

F

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I've been reading your post for days now and I applaud your dedication to type more than a few meme words. Godspeed brother neet.

Yeah. It's just whatever at this point. We're all gonna die sooner or later, it's just a little earlier than we'd hoped.

Italians extend lockdown across the WHOLE country after death toll leaps by 97 in one day to 463... as travel is restricted, people are told not to go out at night and nation's premier says 'there won't be a red zone... there'll just be Italy'

REMINDER TO LYNCH YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT AND UN REPRESENTATIVES
THEY KNEW
ITS THEIR FAULT

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...

MOMMMMY MAKE IT STOP MOMMMMY

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This is like the Black Death 2, originated in China, the first European country being fucked is Italy. This is what we needed, this is the catalyst that will start the second renaissance of Europe, as it happened 700 years ago. The divine purge is here.

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>marital law
No it's just a military enforced quarantine :^)

I'd let her saliva drip into my asshole

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>want pidser
>best italian de corono
FUCK YOU CORONA!
NOW I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN PIZZA!

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Hey check out the news on North Korea. They're firing missles again.

Now they are finally admitting it causes permanent lung scarring in young people

two in Fulton county and one in Gwinnett county Georgia

no but 2 scientists from Niger are working on a vaccine.

I feel like watching the Intro of the dawn of the dead remake on repeat. You know, to lighten the mood.

Unironically God's wrath for building this multicultural clown world

Viral cures don't exist

God, imagine licking the virus right off her tongue.

ALL OF ITALY'S POPULATION IS NOW IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN
60 MILLION PEOPLE
I'M SHITTING MY FUCKING PANTS RIGHT NOW
I MOVED OUT FOR UNI A FEW MONTHS AGO
I'M STUCK HERE IN MY HOUSE
ALONE.
I CAN'T GO BACK TO MY PARENTS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

I'VE PREPPED BUT. WHAT'S THE POINT ANYMORE?

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Nothing Pizza

I want to protect her.

So you choke to death? That's not going to be good

Hang on user. Wish you pasta boys all the strength to overcome this terrible virus. Love you guys from Hungary.

We dont. lot's of fake shit going around since weeks, like a women claiming in a video claiming she was a real famous virologist (she wasnt, the true one confirmed it) and that the goverment was hiding the true number of deaths

Any Cyprus bros here? We are fucked anons... A doctor who visited london has the virus and he contacted 200 people

CORONA CURE FOUND
>CORONA CURE FOUND

CORONA CURE FOUND
>CORONA CURE FOUND

CORONA CURE FOUND
>CORONA CURE FOUND

CORONA CURE FOUND
>CORONA CURE FOUND

>It's time to stop the shitposting

Oh fuck off Sven. Why stop now? You sound gay.

Yeah it's called soldering people in their homes.

How fucked am I in NH?

user, but there are cases in Serbia.

not enough respirators for everyone, so medics must choose who live and die.

>trust me my mother works at coronavirus
DIO BOIAAAAAAAA MA IL VIRUS CHE CI RENDE INTELLIGENTI QUANDOOOOOOO

>8 Cases in my area with huge spread vectors already

Ok immune system, 30 years of picking and eating your boogers have prepared you for this. Keep my fat/high blood pressure/prediabetic ass alive so I can continue losing weight

This is a larp.

Based. I posted about how the entirety of Italy has been locked down on boomerbook and not a single person has acknowledged it. Photos of my dogs get tons of likes. We’re truly fucked and no one cares to stop it.

Anyone else making spaghetti tonight in honor of all the Italian bros who are about to die?
Sadly I am out of red wine so I hope some Zaya rum is good enough.

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YOU FUCKS DID IT
I AM FUCKING SCARE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WILL IT REALLY LEAVE PERMANENT DAMAGE?????????????????

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NEETs in the house tonight

I knew it would come to this

...why italy though? I don't fucking get it, were they just unlucky?

dilate

New or old cases?

why is Africa the least infected continent ? are the Kangz gonna outlive everyone else ?

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Kut!

Guys, I've prepped pretty well but going to make one last trip to the store. Any list of more things to get or lesser known items I may have missed? How many weeks/months worth of food should I have?

Source? I tried dropping some redpills on normie social media and autistic screeching induced

>Here's proof
>My other post

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Coronavirus is the cure for China.

Albanians definitely exist tho (sadly)

Yes. Everyone is finally married to everyone else.

Thanks a lot for this.
Uploaded to nothingburger.today

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>Italy on full lockdown
>Other european nations to follow
>Economy is crashing worldwide
This does seem like hapcon 1 now.

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>I'VE PREPPED BUT. WHAT'S THE POINT ANYMORE?
Restore EVROPA

Redpill me on coronavirus induced fibrosis. Asking for a friend.

What are the chances of this shit actually wiping out humanity? Is it possible it's already mutated so much that we can't stop it?

FUCK OFF

user non so, sei libero di crederci o no, io so solo che al niguarda in effetti ci sta il traumatico e il CICU sicuro perché c'è stata mia cugina, non vedo perché specie il primo debba mentire

kek, is that a political compass?

yee

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What's another deadly disease in a shithole full of even deadlier diseases?

Corona Chan stop

I want to show her my explosion magic

Because Africa already lets people die on the streets and they are young, that means they'll spread it everywhere but they won't have big symptoms.

This is why user

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Treatment != Cure

Posted this on my local subreddit and got 20 downvotes. They don't realize how big an entire country closing is and that it will happen here too. They don't care if it'a not happening at home. Fuck them.

I see you also have moved into the acceptance phase.

Unless you're 90 or have a compromised immune system you're not going to die. This thing hasn't begun to kill as many as the flu or just fucking driving. It is literally a burger made of nothing.

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Chink colony in Europe

absolute happenan, whose ready to live The fucking Division ?

It's just a flu bro, why you upsetti? :^)

No

Exactly how long are you trying to live?

youtu.be/AYTaZGjVMr0
>youtu.be/AYTaZGjVMr0
youtu.be/AYTaZGjVMr0
>youtu.be/AYTaZGjVMr0

I like to think that our music will be similarly based influenced by the plague of our time

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

Nice snake oil you have there Chang
If this worked chicoms wouldn't be getting lung transplants

CAN I GET A BASED ONTARIO!

Ontario anons, do you think people have been slowly stocking up and prepping (as our government told them to) which is why we aren’t seeing panic buying? Or are being so lax that they haven’t prepped yet and we will see panic buying when our first local transmissions are announced?

Remember that girl in the unicorn shirt between the niggas? That describes it pretty well.

over 27C

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But maybe they don't come from that supposed "Albania", maybe they are bioengineered

nah bro just the flu man.

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I bet Melania was pissed last night.

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>hapcon 1
>it's over
Did you even read the fucking thing, it's hapcon 2 right now.

Thank heavens. We'll soon be safe.

I just hope this will be just a bad pandemic, and not a world-ending one.

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How can you be so sure? Everything they said sounds very reasonable.

yes im glad im done worrying

Yas Forums can't refute this

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Africa will be shortly infected by the disease known as "no food"

please tell me that Italian audio is a larp. Please mommy!

I leave for Italy for vacation in 4 days.... what will happen when I get there I don’t get it. Can I still vacation while there?

no, there's tens of thousands of recovered cases already with no permanent damage.

Won't wipe out hunamanity. Will forever alter and destroy banking systems and make globalization suffer. Back to nation states.

WHAT HAPPENING NOTHINGBURGERBROS?!

WE GOT TOO COCKY
I THOUGHT THEY RECOVERED EASY
OH NO WHAT CHINA WAS LYING?
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!!!!!!!!!

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I hag spag bol last night mmmm

be careful to not get raped by escaped prisoners they are desperate

I was here since single digits. It was a rorelcoster, but I feel like we are fully vindicated now

liberoquotidiano.it/news/italia/20906016/coronavirus_niguarda_milano_audio_anestesista_ventenni_polmoniti_orribili.html

Not at HapCon 1 yet, but definitely 2

I can easily refute this

Remember, only you can stop the meme virus.

Every time they meet an acquaintance they gesticulate and grind against each other

No more school for now in Madrid and many jobs sending their workers home, this is it lads.

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Its in Dallas, Tx now anons

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Thinks are looking really bad in Italy. The mood is grim.

Pic very related of empty streets at Italy

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This is going to hit rest of the world way harder than it hit China.

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its 2.1 currently

It won't wipe humanity but it can take us back in the 50s in terms of life expectancy.

youtube.com/watch?v=K-7h2-WidHo

Press conference stream.

Did you upload the prison on fire from Italy?

Short Fat Otaku?

Been in cvg since like 10 or so. A lot less religiously lurking now, but this shit is really popping off in the popular consciousness. Consider me born again

tomorrow is a good day to prep even more,,
I think the 2 months of supplies is not enough for this shit

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because it said literally nothing we didnt already knew and it EXACTLY WORD FOR WORD said what this general and this general only has been saying for weeks. Its clear larp.

The cope is palpable

You’re not getting in dumbass???

>Fist potential community spread in Czech republic!

Fist potential community spread in Czech republic!

>Fist potential community spread in Czech republic!

Fist potential community spread in Czech republic!

Some taxi driver who took some Germans and kept taking passengers.

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So we have a pandemic going around and full global market crash.
When are we getting a war between 2 major nations? Its the only thing left

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user, I...

It's called a sink

FIRST WAVE AGENTS

ACTIVATE

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>In the US, seasonal flu hospitalization rate is 1% and death rate is 1/1700
>COV-19 hospitalization rate is >10% and death rate is 1/33, just going by the "official numbers"

Do we have the video of that Italian guy and his dead sister around here?

If you could have, you would have. Get fucked

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I'm assuming you're younger than 60, so you shouldn't worry about death but the lasting consequences the disease might leave, like sterility

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chezhed. u just had to

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Better as in you think things will be fine or better as in you've accepted the coming chaos?

They say to not use mask if I feel well.

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Based Dr. Yas Forums and coofers eternally BTFO.

...

solid 2.9 bro. Still always to go for that but we’re driving 110 going the wrong way.

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Everything that was said months ago is slowy being confirmed so we are completly fucked.

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You are killing people with this shit
Good job brah

You’re in a great position get comfy you’ll adjust

Italy is finished.

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when's the fucking stream starting

>kikebart

>doesn't post a single refutation
>"i can easily refute this"
Fear not the virus dear leaf, but the rake that will follow it.

user that is some serious nostalgia.

Not yet, do you have good footage?

ein Mann der Kultur

dumb boomer

Same here. Building up for some time now. Brought some honey, jam and wine from my GFs folks and going for pickes and eggs and shit tmrw.

Besides my current prep

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what about the vatican?

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I'm not refuting this because if you are too lazy to do your own research, you deserve the """flu.""" Don't prep, and then come back here in a month and tell me how retarded I am for wasting my money.

THREAD THEME
youtu.be/7Qe_tVJZgb8

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whos gonna form the cleaners with me

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Children of the Corona will be death to all of us. Little maggots are walking corona dispensers and we got fucking many of them now in Finland thanks to teachers infecting their students.

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They are retarded, there is a reason why China and South Korea cases are slowing down, because all the fucking people use masks.

>Do we have the video of that Italian guy and his dead sister around here?
twitter.com/kr3at/status/1236792832247160844

amazin, the economy collapses in one day so either we all die or the economic collapse leads to a Socialist rebellion in the US

It's hap-con 3 at most
Warmer weather will solve most of the problems and people and antions will be way more repared come autumn

ONCE THE MISSILES ARE LAUNCHED CHRIST BE PATIENT AND ACCEPT DEATH

IT IS A VIRUS! THERE IS NO CURE!

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Aside the lack of respirators (but they are currently buying thousands of it, and producing them full tim) no way in modern times nobody is noticing body pilings and spread the info via video on the internet

So as long as you dont have a video proving it=probably a larp

Why is no one talking about this?

wsj.com/articles/bridgewater-bets-big-on-market-drop-11574418601

>Bridgewater Associates LP has bet more than $1 billion that stock markets around the world will fall by March, said people familiar with the matter.

>STOCK MARKETS AROUND THE WORLD WILL FALL BY MARCH

i made a thread about this but no one is giving a fuck

I dont want my mom to die :(

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SARS
>Between November 2002 and July 2003
there BTFO

I DIDN'T REALLY WANT A HAPPENING I WAS ONLY SHITPOSTING. I DON'T WANT MY PARENTS TO DIE. I DON'T WANT TO DIE

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It’s a french tradition where every event, in which millions of french people die unnecessarily, must be started with a large group of french people wearing ridiculous get ups. Pic related

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I think we will get natural disasters or an asteroid instead. Our whole lives were a simulation. History doesn't exist. It was all just an experiment. And the experiment ends here.

WHAT'S THE ETA ON TONIGHTS STREAM JIM?!?!

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Damn I hate my translation of this already. Alas tho.

>tfw asthma
>also had neurosurgery 1 month ago
i guess im relatively fucked. Thanks for the ride lads, wouldn't trade it for the world

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Does it not bring you a sense of calm? It does for me knowing exactly how things are going to play out.
When the normies start to panic I can be a little island of peace in the storm.

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In the beginning we were on a rollercoaster. We were clickclick clacking up the first ramp. We all knew what was coming, but somewhere, in the back of our minds, we knew it could be stopped. There was a platform at the top, we could et out if people did the right thing.
That time is over, now we’re on the descent. Nothing more can be done, nobody can stop it. Enjoy the ride. You’ll get corona, almost undoubtedly, the majority of this thread will, a large number will even be serious and most certainly anons will die, but nothing, nothing can stop it now. So enjoy, hope, pray, have fun. It’s all downhill from here so stop worrying about ways to get back up that ramp.

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>this
any user who actually believes the CCP or shills for the CCP numbers are legit, are nothing more than just literal brainlets and NPCs that are gonna go on PANIC buying and BANK runs when shit goes down and their nothingburger cards expire, KEK

It's actually 3
You are going to be really amazed at how shitty this is going to get. At least we're not in the burgerland, do not want.

>40% of people hospitalised in Northern Italy are under the age of 65

Has it mutated lads?

Monmouth university student here.

Can confirm that the campus has been shut down (Ocean/Monmouth County) for two weeks total (week leading into spring break).

They said that professors should prepare for a scenario where classes must be taught online only, and that only one student had flulike symptoms and is at the local medical center currently.

At the end it says reminder that no one has confirmed corona, but its out of caution.

Its OVER.

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Yas Forums is infected with ZIKA.

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This is worth your 8 minutes.

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Bro I strongly suggest you get into meditation and even yoga because otherwise the next few months will be really bad mentally. Don’t lose hope.

>cause a global panic that crashes the economy
>or
>be rational about a new virus
>"being rational is killing people brah"
Eat bat soup coofer.

>Stage 1: Denail
Warm weather wont save anything now. Its too late for that.

Bin hoit a zümpftiges Madl

>check out my normal grocery shopping.

The happening we all wanted to see dragged out for months if not years, no stops on this ride.
We just had to do trade with China...

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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Imagine this shit.
A bunch of losers on a fucking chinese shadowpuppet imageboard figured out it would turn to shit months ago, and our respective governments are still either denying its turning to shit, or going into full lockdown. Incredible. Simply incre-fucking-dible.

they are actually testing properly and recording it properly thats why

just play vidya and watch anime all day. Enjoy the happening. Meanwhile the rest of us have to go out and get infected

Just went out for a drive, its the fucking end of the world and its the happening all you faggots wanted for, its ogre lads, you have no idea.

Imagine the threads when corona finally hits the states big time
it is going to be insane

Which mask should I buy?

Only one I can find on jewtube. Post another if you can find it.

That's a cluster. Community spread is when you have no idea where it's coming from.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/247212708/#247214108

>from Catholic country
>believes Vatican City is part of Italy
The absolute state of Latin education.

Minister of health said belgians need to prepare for next fase like in italy

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too late, shitposter, this is the happening, the turning point in the history of mankind from which a new era will start

my dads feelan sick too, fugg.

yes
also its airborne hiv and you get infinite reinfections
and dont forget
VACCINE NEVER

>i'm not refuting this because i can't
FIFY leaf

Let's see what the retard in chief has to say today.

we ought to nuke china for this.

BILL GATES 2018 "DRILL"
youtube.com/watch?v=oktLhL1W4Po
See where it starts

Leo Zagami:
Pope Francis’ Swab for COVID-19 came back negative but now they are worried about Ratzinger

(but we know how accurate those test kits are)

obvious larp, CPAP doesn't do jack shit for pneumonia, they use another process

Breaking: Live Briefing

muh filibuster
wash your hands

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>Of the 181 patients, 69 (38%) were female, 108 were male (60%), and 4 (2%) were of unknown sex
Uhhhh

your lungs slowly fill with your own blood and mucus drowning you while you writhe in agony not being able to breathe

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>It was 110k cases this morning

Jesus Christ

Even a normal surgical mask could help a person to not spread the virus to other people.

>Poland
11 in the morning, evening news stated 17 confirmed.

Expecting 20+ by tomorrow morning.

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Race to see if Seattle or NYC locks down first

You think they're the only fund monitoring Yas Forums for information ahead of the curve?

youtube.com/watch?v=Du15BUuoBa4

so, Jews really released the virus

>Untori per tradizione, Untori nel sangue

New person with corona in Frisco, TX.
I'm worried now.

depends on the severity of your pneumonia, granted you will even get it. if your immune system is good enough it will stop the virus before it gets to your lungs, which means no pneumonia. the virus isn't that bad as the reaction of your immune system to it, kind of overreacting its presence in the lungs, causing a serious pneumonia that prevents you from breathing properly or at all.
if the pneumonia is really sever and you only weather it through with the help of doctors it can leave you worse off and you will cough through the last 20 years of your life at old age.

the thing why this is bad because the virility, and how severe the cases get in sensitive people. the fact that society has way more older people than young gets exposed once again in this pandemic, and is reflected in the mortality rate of this virus.

This should scare the shit out of everyone.

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there are so many camera's. when people start falling over and convulsing to a fever shock and it gets shot over the interweb at light speed

cute

>F O R S Y T H I A

Thanks!

Guys it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily, yeah you might have some lasting effects but it’s not like you’ll die from it

We’ve just left hapcon 3

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Fuck that pic made me nostalgic

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It was a pleasure

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youtu.be/Rb94GXQVEKQ
>youtu.be/Rb94GXQVEKQ
youtu.be/Rb94GXQVEKQ
Peak prosperity live in 2 min

>tfw knowing the sauce for this
fuck me I might actually be a coomer, I just...damn

is the faggot in chief late?

They are hospitalizing all positive cases with even mere flu synthoms, and most of them in the end apparently recover without needing of more support, meaning they wasted beds for people who could heal by themselves

But as you cant say for sure who will recover alone and who will needed critical help, they are overcrowding the hospitals with everyone

Lung failure, in other words you slowly suffocate

There's been at least 5,000 new (confirmed) cases every 18 hours for the last few days

>Calling a global pandemic a nothingburger
>being rational
Fuck off mutt

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based, while you were having race wars i mastered the arts of conquest

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I will put money on NYC.

OMG 104 degrees! That's boiling water my burger friend!

You are young so just make sure to get only light pneumonia and... dont worry about the rest.

>thats what i tell myself

>Flamethrower
I'm not joining the losing side

CoronoVirus is the Rapture, mark my words. Once the dead toll outside of China reaches 144.000 it will stop.

smokers are going to be hit incredibly hard by this. I quit smoking pot back in january because of this

I wanted a habbening but I forgot I live in vancouver so I'm probably gonna catch this

Take some pictures
Who the fuck made a great unclean one minister of health?

are you infected luigi?

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Now is the time to take out the trash. The police will not be able to help them.

Except you don't actually recover and will more likely get taken the fuck out in Winter 2020.

>Morocco 2
cmon, I hope only genetically superior people survive this

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ye o' fuckin doent knoe ay? wanna sink some piss cunt?

You can also kill your parents be infecting them with it.

is this overwatch?

>2 DEATHS IN GERMANY
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Why the fuck you lying? (Why?)
Why you always lying? (Why?)
Mhmm, oh my god, stop fucking lying
Always lying to me (Why?)
You lying so much (Why?)
You're making it hard for me (Yeah)

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More men die = more pussy for everyone

Is t-that CS 1.6 ?

Freshly baked bread:

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sauce?

im looking forward to the chimpouts

wait I thought they protected me.

youtube.com/watch?v=vxKBHX9Datw

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

As 23 year old male living in a small town in Wisconsin, how much should I worry?

>Or are being so lax that they haven’t prepped yet and we will see panic buying when our first local transmissions are announced?
This has literally happened everywhere around the world so I don’t see why you’d be immune.

The only places I’d be confident of the normies being prepared are Mormon-heavy areas and rural communities where every other household has a freezer full of venison in the basement.

ESTAIS AL HORNO, FLACOS

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Scared as in the sense boomer retards believe this shit but not hard cold facts happening in real time?

sez who?

What if the SARS virus can’t be stopped with vaccine due to mutations

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Even the ruralfags caught the spanish flu. Nobody is safe.

checked

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Coronavirus/order/asc/

FRIENDLY REMINDER VIRUS WILL BE DEAD BY SUMMER. MANDATORY NO A/C LAW NEEDS TO BE IMPLEMENTED IN THE WEST. HEAT WILL KILL IT BUT NEED NO AIR CODNITIONING!!!

how tf did they know in november?

F

Do it for the German Reich

But that would mean that it should be more deadly for healthy young people with strong immune system, like the spanish flu. Instead it kills more weak and old people

>the rapture
>kills 0.00001% of the world's population

these are all good signs the boomer generation shall be PURGED

Thats a taxi driver and nobody knows how he got it. The gov is working with a) he got it at home because of german visitors or b) got it in his car and any time in the past days

>no connection to any other cases
>community spread

>a new virus with roughly similar characteristics to the flu spreads around the world
>like the flu does
>every fucking year
>OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S A PANDEMIC WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEE!
Give your daughter to a coofing Paki you anglo cuck.

Layman translator? What's the italian term?

Please more cases for the Channel Islands, the jewish pedos live in Jersey

Unless you are using one of those masks with repleaceable filters then they won't help a lot but to avoid the virus from spreading everywhere everyone should at least wear a surgical mask.

Joli chit.

I don’t speak pasta

>I quit smoking pot back in january because of this
Fear of coronachan made me quit drinking and smoking tobacco and weed. She might have saved my life. Longest I've been sober in a long time and I have no cravings to go back to the liquid jew.

NO NO NO NOT THE BENEDICTINO

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no that's crazy who's going to charge people for their second home then

There was no vaccine developed for SARS in 15 years. There won't be a virus for SARS 2 anytime soon.

ARE AFRICAN SCIENTIST GOING TO CURE THE VIRUS?

the people in society are just weak and dont care about their health. this virus is no good news for those that thought health was a meme.

>HEAT WILL KILL IT BUT NEED NO AIR CODNITIONING!!!
And then it comes back in the fall like the Spanish Flu and rapes everyone who didn’t die the first time around.

Ever wonder where all the extra lungs are coming from

'ONLY' older people and/or those with underlying medical conditions... : /

Spring Break Orgy

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Here you go user, happy cooming to ya
e-hentai.org/g/1556925/35f39675ab/
>a variant set with no text but uncensored

>15 million out of 7 billion
nobody would even notice

The worthy of salvation are just a few

I'm a heavy smoker and we had the first case in my city today.

wtf we have a confirmed case in our university hospital yet we still have classes

Checked, since the early days of /cvg/ myself.

Its not about the journey, its about the destination. Sweet blissful death will be upon us all soon. Cherish these final days anons.

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>mastered the arts of conquest
and yet the falklands are still british

thanks

It's one of the several viruses that cause the common cold (though a very strong one). Have you seen a vaccine for the cold anywhere?

Let's take a second to thank the moderators

Pop down the local and see me and the lads, ey geeza? We'll fookin see how 'ard you are then mate

10/10

the economy is dead because of the virus you stupid motherfucker. if trump came out and told the fucking truth and committed to an apollo program scale project to defeat this thing IT WOULD FIX THE FUCKING MARKETS
i reiterate:
TRUMP DOING NOTHING IS WHAT IS CAUSING THE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE
HE FUCKED UP BIGLY

I wanna fuck her anons

Other than economy getting fucked and years of worst crisis in modern history.

Why TF is Trump postponing the speech twice? Getting ready to launch the nukes?

yea, and my gf 'paused' our feed, so he may be on already... don't see him here yet

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>futanari
>mfw
I appreciate the effort anyway bro

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F

but it can not be a suprise to you:
Rauchen kann tödlich sein.
Stay safe

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They doesnt have the ability to test it. Same goes for japan