HAPPENING

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Good luck pastanigger. Hope you stocked up like we’ve been warning here on Yas Forums for the past two months

what about the poor refugees? I hope these movement restrictions only apply to ethnic italians

Some Italian should go down to Greece, walk up to the fence at the border, and coof all over the refugees there

I have a persistent cough since one week, should I be worried? I live in the middle appennines far away from Padania and had little social iunteractions for the past week, what is the chance I got it?

>lockdown
>less police for actual crime investigation
>more chance to get away with crime
Start the boogaloo?

Duly noted

what's going on in your community user? people freaking out? you allowed to go to the grocery store?

The grocery stores will be interesting. How do you keep them open? Especially if the employees are all sick? Do you just post guys in hazmat suits with guns at the doors to make sure nobody takes too much?

>people freaking out?
nah
allowed to go to the grocery store?
ofc. as far as fresh groceries our nation is capapble of selfsustaining. there will be scarcity but we'll recover

good, hope all Shitalians rot to death in there

RIP Shitalian niggers.

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panic is increasing steadily, I see less and less people around and sometimes I find stores empty
technically now as all of Italy is under quarantine one should avoid to go out except for strictly necessary reasons, and police should be patrolling around especially in the most affected areas, but since this government is basically a large circus they just announced quarantines without giving any precise directives to the provinces and police, so nobody knows how to enforce it and what to do exactly, we will probably understand that by the time the pandemic is over

>WHOLE ITALY IS IN QUARANTINE
pastabros, is this true
>inb4 read the thread faggot

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What about your niggers, are they stciking around or they're fleeing to other yurocuck countries?

prisoners break loose in Italy.

goodbye, civilization

twitter.com/Breakaway_chi/status/1237130123255701508.

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>he saves pictures of men with tits
Does your dad know you're a gigantic queer?

Don’t get any ideas Juan

lol ur a spic

>Start the boogaloo?
Do you know what people do when they are under quarantine? They sit at home and look out the window. All day long. Being the ONLY person moving about, surrounded by eye witnesses, and all in broad daylight; means that it is a VERY poor time to do anything as stupid as lighting your country on fire in hopes of sparking a civil war.

If you are true patriot, prepare to help your country recover and stamp your brand on its recovery. We are on the brink of the apocalypse. Wake up man.

>goodbye, civilization
Shitaly was never a civilization to begin with

HAHA I ESCAPED IN THE NIGHT GG

No plane is going to touch Italian air space. Your faggot coworker isn’t going anywhere.

Lol, go rim a nigger.

Kek cheeky /sg/ fags are gonna have normies believing that is Italy too

>sandnigger thinks he knows anything about anything
lol

Luckily they let people go to work, finally they have understood that if the industry stops Italy is fucked

Fuck off Pierre.

no, niggers tongue MY anus

It isn't a hard quarantine. You can still leave home to go to work, or to shop for your basic needs in stores, or for healthcare reasons. Couriers will still deliver items bought online. Leaving your home for any other reason is prohibited. In other words, all normies will be forced to live like many us. But unlike us, who are used to living in a basemet and lacking any form of socialization, they will go mad.

SALVINI E' FOTTUTO

still like 20 percent. there's debate as to whether it's airborne airborne, and it's survival on surfaces is 9 days by most reconning, and up to 24 days by others.

can you visit prostitutes?

Italy is leaving EU
(reliable inside info)

I live in the middle of padania and have cough

In my area there's barely any nigger, the one who begs in front of the store is always there, prolly hasn't even heard about the virus

So salty kek, keep on clenching that putrid asshole of yours.

why don't you volunteer at a rapefugee centre?
Can we count on you luigi?

red zone=/=quarantine the restriction is just that you can't travel from one city to another unless you have a proper excuse such as work.

>Leaving your home for any other reason is prohibited
That seems like it would be hard to enforce though

Il contrario, sarà Re d'Italia grazie a sti coglioni.

ITS A FUCKING FLU YOU PASTANIGGER

YOU RUIN YOUR RUIN BECAUSE OF A FLU. A FUCKING FLU!!

hey Taco since you're low on cash how about you give your sister for the night to the cartel to pay your debts
>a meme flaggot....
know your place nigger

Don't think so, but since you are allowed to travel for work-related reasons prostitutes can probably visit you.

there's no rapefugge centre where I live. there are not so widespread as pol made you believe.

best of luck ambrogio brambilla
meh, 4 in 5 is not that bad and i am somewhat resistent to diseases in general, maybe i'll be alright

NO perchè conte si presenterà come eroe e salvatore della patria.

A FUCKING ITALIAN FLU

why so many spic goblins defending shitalians in this thread?
did you switch from sucking the Spaniard dick to the Pasta niggers?

i didnt care about the coronoa virus until today, the news said its in the town next to me
WERE ALL GOING TO DIE AND ILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

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hahaha why would they do that?? don't they know the regular flu kills 80k a year?

*yawn* man this whole nothing ordeal sure makes me sleepy

lol you're that goat-fucking incel I talked to the other day, aren't you
lmao you're brown

>skipped on buying more supplies today because too lazy and now I am sure tomorrow morning it will be too crowded and I will have to 180 or I will catch the virus from panicking boomers
Fuck. I did order a shit load of milk powder from the internet at least (Amazon ran out of it btw lmao)

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Didn't you guys just jailed some youths for gangbangin a donkey?

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Who's gonna deliver the milk user?

spics > sandniggers

Give it two weeks and this will be Europe wide. Corona is going to be used to justify the inevitable economic depression and usher in an Orwellian dystopia.

pistola esselunga fa a domicilio

2 more months lads. The heat is going to kill the strain and we'll be back to normal hell

>spanish flu
>italian flu
is it happening????

An Italian e-shop, so doubt it will run into problems

Non voglio allertare il portinaio che sto facendo scorte, altrimenti sa a chi rubare il cibo se shit hits the fan

>Italian flu
>patient zero is a German

Germany ruins Europe once again

Italy finally found a solution to stop immigrants

LOL

No one likes nafris.

so we all pretending this didn't start in china or something?

Fucking Brexit.

>I talked to the other day
are you that meme flaggot who was posting furry porn?
and meme flaggots are lower than both
you sick fuck, aren't you ashamed of having this kind of degenerate pics stored in your pc/phone??
then again you Mexicunts are known for fucking anything that moves

sono così ritardati da pensare di essere salvi, spetta spetta che fra un po magari ci superano anche

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Imagine letting the government force you to stay home

If you just stayed in your shitholes and improved them then migrants wouldn't exist. lazy cunts

and no one thinks about your Abo shithole
if the world wake up tomorrow and find that Australia disappeared off the map no one would care and it won't affect our lives

You will see

>you sick fuck, aren't you ashamed of having this kind of degenerate pics stored in your pc/phone??
>then again you Mexicunts are known for fucking anything that moves

What are you on about? That's your mother getting railed.

Italy is willingly self-destructing their economy and alienating the working generation to the point of hysteria for the specific purpose of extending boomers' lives. This is what the quarantine is about and why people will riot in a few days.

i am still in my shithole, chill

Questi sono lì a farsi grasse risate "soliti italiani", vedremo loro quanto sono bravi. Poi non è che l'UE ci ha detto "oh, serve qualcosa?" Devono riflettere se permetterci di sforare, alla faccia...

La cosa che mi fa più ridere sono gli ameritards che ancora minimizzano sul virus quando nemmeno riescono a prodursi i cazzo di tamponi.

This is what happens when you eat bats Italian subhuman. You have doomed us all.

Now now, sandnigger. No need to confuse Algeria with Australia.

looks like you enjoyed staring at that pic you filthy Abo mutt
go ahead and ask the Mexicunt for more

It's also your responsibility to keep others from leaving your shithole.

>are you that meme flaggot who was posting furry porn?
No
also I said "the other day" but by that I mean sometime in the past 2-3 weeks
>meme flaggots are lower than both
wrong lol

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No you're a tamponi

Raga non capite quanto siamo fottuti, ora Conte diverrà il salvatore della Patria e verrà al 100% rieletto. E torneremo a fare i servi dell'UE.

Well if this fails the only remaining option is martial law, so I really hope normies resist their urges and behave.

Your mother appears to be enjoying it, no struggle at all, just taking it like a good ass.

you've no idea the literal amount of dicks are gonna rape the anus of your country.

based
cringe
everyone know abos can't operate computers

You'd think that they would be happy about the death of many boomers, so that they don't have to pay their pensions, but I guess not.

cope more Abo
you know well what i said is 100% true, the only thing your shithole is known for is that you are the only people (if we can classify you as people to begin with) who lost a war against some kind of an inbred ostrich

che poi l'hanno iniziata loro, io sono convinto che non gli è manco uscita la notizia ma l'ha letteralmente sparso in europa un tedesco, poi noi abbiamo fatto i tamponi ed ora siamo il capro espiatorio dell'europa, maledetti bastardi.

Only 2 months too late.

coofeve

Dipende da quanti milioni di persone muoiono.

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i do tell them but their response is usually "their population is declining and they need more workers" and other shit like that

you happy now Yas Forums? now theres no open borders

>sono lì a farsi grasse risate
they were smart enough to shut the fuck up and hide numbers while the usual suspects (us) took the bait going full honesty for once. At the same time our news outlest pumped panic and hyperboles in 3285482 languages so the whole world could see.

The damage is permanent now. we're officialy the ones who "infected" the planet. even though every single EU nation is in the same exact situation. Notice how the biggest players inside the EU keep mysteriously forgetting that this started in china?