Prove you're not a blind hater, say something you like about Canada

It's a frozen shit hole that people don't really want to live in. And that's a good thing. Fuck off, we're full.

Here's a Zamboni simulator - go nuts.
joemckaystudio.com/zamboni/index.html

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Cool, its all you'uns

Fuck canada

I was going to say Crown Royal, but I'm white

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>say something you like about Canada
I like the fact that they're too retarded to properly exploit their natural resources so when we get around to conquering them there will be fuckloads for us to ship down here and put to use.

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*ackchually it was ze french

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Were pozzed beyond belief but at least Quebec is based (even though they hate me for being Anglo)

That pic makes me want to cry.

Your leader is really gay.

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You're saying you dont like the diversity mobiles?

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>mac demarco
>the alvvays
>trailor park boys
Also had a really good friend from there, would like to go and visit him soon since he had to go home and haven't seen him in years.

They make great ginger ale.

Don't shill for the Leaf's Libfag

Canadians eat human sized portions of food so you can go out to eat without some wage slave serving you enough junk to give an army diabetus. srsly the "lol its a steak the size of a child" meme wears off quick when you spend any time stateside.

I like that it’s cold so no one comes here

Third best country for sex tourism after Thailand and China

If you guys invade, can you please erase my criminal record?

DAY OF THE RAKE

You try to talk politics with people while they are on vacation? They are playing dumb because they don't want to talk to your autistic ass.

Well......no, can't do it.

What? Where?

Yeah, sometimes the appetizer is a full-sized meal here.

China? Never thought of going on a fuckvation there. Is it good? Half those Thai hookers have dicks.

Poutine

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I like that they are a constant reminder of what happens if you go socialist globohomo. Thanks for your sacrifice, leafs!

for diddlers. top 5 in the world for child sex trafficking. white canadians cant get enough youngin's
Its run by the courts and police as well

SIR YES SIR, TO UPHOLD GAY MARRIAGE SIR! DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH! NOW GET IT THE BACK WHITE BOI!

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Fuck no. We're not gonna let pedos run free in our new territory.

Justin Trudeau's brother fell off a cliff and died here.

lol do your police really drive around in those?

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hmmm, sounds like a sacfricial "suicide" to me
youtube.com/watch?v=B0TXXMtvovI

>legal weed
>sluts
>boipuccis

As far as little brothers go you're arguably less cucked than NZ now, so there's that going for you.

canada's top export is child porn. They produce tons in MTL and Toronto.

Fuck I just want some regular girls but they're like $300/h here

I aint no pedo

I can fuck my dog nonstop

I like that you have some real wilderness left in your country. Your politicians are faggots tho

Audible kek

That's not what I heard.

paying for pussy is for simps. It's worth nothing. Don't be part of the problem my dude

Pussy aint worth shit.

I love my cottage in cottage country in Ontario.

I like the pancake tree sauce

I like the homosexuality

Kenny vs Spenny is a funny show so thank you for them.

>adorning your vehicles with dead niggers from other countries
You may not like it, but this is what peak diversity looks like.

Lol who cares about the leaders of some backwater country no one's ever heard of lmao

fucking kek, drps are notoriously understaffed and strapped for cash, yet they somehow find the budget for this bullshit!
oshawaexpress.ca/more-drps-officers-needed-drpa-president/

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Legal Dude Weed

Haha no that would be crazy if they did something like that

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I did alot of terrible things but that's not one of them.

Kys leaf cuck

Lots of great music came from Canada. Celine Dion, Nickelback, Justin Beiber...wait...nvm those all suck.

I liked your PM Justin Castro’s blatant racism. He makes fun of everyone with his wearing of their clothes. Also the black face picture is awesome.

Yes during black history month. During fag month it's rainbows and fags.

He's basically the stereotypical Canadian. Maintains the image of a nice guy with a baby face, but deep down extremely racist and full of hate

why so mad burger?

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I live in Las Vegas and the Canadians tourists are weird but not really dumb, more like "innocent." They seem very polite and patient, but also trusting. It's gotta be a function of their low population density plus the horrid weather. I guess you have to be willing to trust the guy going to help you stranded after you crash in the snow, and he has to trust it's not a set up.

Fuck Canada

Yes, fuck me daddy

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I can't even go to the hospital without being stalked, harassed possibly murdered.
Seriously, I can go to the hospital anymore. Dumb fucks works there criminal dumb fucks

not many people here, one of the largest countries, beautiful natural wonders, quite, abundant animals, clean air, free health care

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show boipucci it's wincest time little bro.

it's made for NEETS for sure

Today's top user, he gets high on you, and the keks that he makes are based right through.

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Canada was basically the safest country in the world until immigrants. Everyone leaves their doors unlocked here

All owned by the aboriginals.

better gun laws than cali

somehow all the wrong people still have them though

Your beer sucks

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Its still Whiter than the US.

They get them illegal through gun smuggling from the south

I like how you guys aren't absolutely fucking cucked.

oh wait...

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Thing is that they put Natives in the shittiest parts of Canada back in the day. Now that land looks pristine because they destroyed the rest of it.

Wat?

I love the Trailer Park Boys.

That's about it.

>Native American's first discovered it.
Bullshit, it was the French Canadians

>caretakers of the land
>nearly every rez and the lands around it are an absolute shithovel

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>Confusing ethnicity with nationality
Based racist Justin

I love my country. the only thing I don't like is it's politics. The amount of self hating canucks in this thread is disheartening, they've been broken by the city life.
it's a beautiful country that gets to experience all of the seasons. I would die for my fellow canadian (outside of the cities). they are kind, loyal, and friendly. (outside of the cities). There's so many things to do here, and so many places to see that you'd never be able to do it in a single lifetime.
I'm a patriot to my country, and the faggots in this thread that are saying "fuck canada" or anything close need to cull themselves.

There are no jobs in rural Canada.

Bet you're from Alberta, the redneck province of Canada

Only Quebec is based, albertabros are alright. FUCK BC and FUCK TORONTO

Rural BC is one of the most based locations in this country. Its just the lower mainland shitting everything up.

trashy white people call up thugs when I go there.

One time i was walking home. And got stalked home by a black suv or something.

Some fat hells angel type of person is trying to murder me and failing hard
I swear he fuckin works or worked there 12 years ago when I got my wisdom teeth out, he was the anesthesiologist. Looks like same guy

Great in a fight.
Did really well on D Day
Only country to invade the US

Great music- Rush and Devin Townsend

I've read that in Calgary and other northern cities, people would leave their cars running when shopping since they would be reasonably afraid of their batteries dying, but now there's so many criminal immigrants and drunken redskins, that is no longer an option.

Have you ever been to a Canadian hospital?
It's 3rd world

You sound paranoid. Why would someone in Hell's Angels want you killed? Did you steal their money or drugs or something?

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