We are so fucked

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And yet STILL the planes fly

literally a nothing burger

Spaghetti prices skyrocketing

Italy is just trying to maximize spread internationally at this point.

I have a fever

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Lots of niggers in Italy.

Complete overreaction and fear mongering

Olive skinned manlet army on standby.

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Fever in your ass?

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Most of the third world are distributed throughout the west. The collateral damage would be counterproductive.

Day Z incoming.

Z means zombie by the way.

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Sucks our dick anglo, we invented navy special force, and special force in general!

>Best case scenario, the entire planet of 7billion get infected - Even if the mortality rate doubles to 10%, that's only 700million dead
You know that the world economy can crash with much less, right?

Stocks are going to PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMET tomorrow.

Do you have a prescription yet, spaghettibro?

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Imagine that would be real lmao

Pineapple pizza is the cure.

I'm just saying, if you were to do such a thing, you would need an excuse to have your ass covered. What better excuse than already being on red alert.

based and leafpilled

If you have to stay home then how do you get food?

The FTSE MIB will be very interesting tomorrow. As will the aftershock around other stockmarkets.

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This is a global effort after all.

Oh no, not the dreaded “PUMMET”!

>Leaf

Most people will choose death.

The virus will have trouble with heat and humidity like the flu. Africans least effected.

Oh no the (((globalized economy))) won't be able to continue, we might even have to shift back to localized regional manufacturing supply and demand and stop importing 3rd worlders en masse, the horror!

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This. It kills boomers and can not be contained. The economy is the real happening and locking down a country isnt going to help. Keep it business as usual if you get sick stay home, if a boomer dies it eases the economic burden.

Sardines and orange juice

Then they won't need to keep getting foreign aid from the european countries, I am sure they will be able to handle farming, medical, and technological infrastructure on their own!

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>trackball master race

better, let's go to global socialism

kek i just realized i am using the same mouse, based track ball indeed

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Who cares, Ferrari made it to Melbourne, gp still on.

We are all going to die. The happening has arrived.

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only the italians are fucked, fuck them anyway

This seems a lot less urgent when you realize how little it takes for Italians to stay home. The terrone (Southerners) will stay home from work if it rains

WILL YA LET ME FEEL YA
TEMPERATURE

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If you think the happening is the virus and not the economy you are sadly mistaken

REST IN PEPPERONI

eat the pets?
I suppose there will be one person allowed out every few days.

That guy looks like he's on smoko

I'M ON SMOKO!

Rip pasta nigger

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Its a respiratory virus that fills up your lungs meaning you die in a couple of minutes due to your brain being oxygen starved.

Based. Let's just hope, Seb pee wan

>italy
You meant china

>we invented navy special force, and special force in general!
was it because regular force was so garbage you had to come up with something somewhat functional?

These take away food delivery services can do grocery shopping for the quarantined people and pick up medications for them when they are not busy with restaurant deliveries in the morning and between lunch time and dinner time.

Like Deliveroo or that Eat out app.

They should include non prescription flu medication, vitamins, and grocery shopping options on their app. Client pays on the smartphone, delivery guy leaves the food in front of the door, they do not have to meet.

All shops should be allowed to be open non stop.

It's good for the economy that people go out and panic buy everything.

Working from home online should be allowed and encouraged.

All the university and school lectures can be uploaded online to youtube or school website.

VITAMIN C FAGGOT
DO IT NOW

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The bois

Dude, I don't mean nothing by it, but you're in no position to criticize anybodys army

They should have never started them back up when they were shut down for a week after 9/11.

i'm literally not touching my mailbox or even going outside for the next few days kek

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Rare

biggest hoax of modern times? broke governments (italy) starting to use this as an excuse of bad gdp and job market

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>summer 1940
do you need a reminder of the broader context

Just wants that WHO cash. Just like states declaring a state of emergency before any infections.

Do they put them in the water to make it harder for them to surrender?

Good

France has always had a strong ass army. Better than ours. In WWII the Germans remarked on the French army being good.

Zed day

Waitrose deliver it unless you are a pleb then the council will get you some stuff from Lidl’s bins.

Italy bitching about losing a bunch of dependents they can't afford anyways. Machievelli would be rolling in his grave at this missed opportunity. All of Europe should just allow mass spread it will solve their demographic problems.

I respect France as a country, or at least my idealized view of old France, but it's army hasn't been their pride in the past century, I'll equipped, and very poor performance in their oficialism, especially in ww2, leads me to think so. Maybe it's not how I think it is now.

Pasta la vista friend

is this fake still around?

Besides, they lost to Scotland while leading the six nations championship. Fucking great game Scots.