/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1810

Well said. The mortality rate is linked to the number of cases. More cases = higher % of people die because hospitals are overloaded. Extinction event time.

Numerals, I survive long enough to get a qt GF.

I need a coronavirus pandemic image from china to scare some normies with, drop your best lads

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F for italy

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SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
>9. Unconfirmed reports of recovered patients becoming re-infected!
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.
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Anyone notice how Italy made the announcement within an hour of the markets in the U.S. closing? they're worried, bros

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Where's Gary?

post the hat one again

Its here I just think we are at the bottom of the pile for who gets testing kits.

It's just a little coof.

Nothing to see here.

Captured vids from China.

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Infected_or_Dead/?fbclid=IwAR3qNRHmODDpc4i-wGx9W0twBJFPUXDw4STeCqrC7OCMkwqN4hmbJrk96RY

That escalated quickly

started last thread but lets start again.
In honor of finally completing the sorting of my Corona-Chan folder I'll post a couple of your choosing.
Select a folder.

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It's your destiny to die a virgin

The commander of US Army Europe, along with several staff members, may have been exposed to the coronavirus.

jpost.com/Breaking-News/Commander-of-US-Army-Europe-may-have-been-exposed-to-coronavirus-620374

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Who's otaku and getting comfy?

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twitter.com/TravisAllen02/status/1237125453632151553?s=20

>TRUMP ORDERED TO GO INTO QUARANTINE

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How do you even prep for pneumonia?
>t. already had one in my youth
>t. lungs are probably scarred to shit
I'm already dead aren't I?

Please post links to those testimonies from Italian doctors about how bad it is I need to give them to normalfags
>Please post links to those testimonies from Italian doctors about how bad it is I need to give them to normalfags
Please post links to those testimonies from Italian doctors about how bad it is I need to give them to normalfags
>Please post links to those testimonies from Italian doctors about how bad it is I need to give them to normalfags

I just finished watching it. This is where the shitposting stops. Thank you for the translation.

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Shut up faggot.

>Italy locks down entire country
Even the cafés?
Cafés are their natural habitat. You cannot just close the cafés!
This will kill them!

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Fuckin ‘ell!

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Kek

Doctors without orders

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Try me

First death
>First death
First death
>First death
First death
>First death

youtube.com/watch?v=I92WlD-bJx0

Stop hyping up the coming epidemic to intimidate your family. You sound like a lunatic and scare your loved ones. Please. Your family is very worried. Please take medicine to calm yourself down. If you swallow the pill, you will not regret it. You have to calm down and not fall into crisis.
Things are under control. We need to relax and enjoy life, shall we? Just like the Ebola virus, nothing happened. For your family, please calm down. You're talking nonsense. We are all safe. Your friends and family are scared. It's time to calm down. Do you understand?
You need to listen. You make people worry. You are intimidating your entire family, friends and neighbors. You must relax. China has a cure. People are recovering. Calm down now. Consider your loved ones. You are scaring them, why? Yas Forums rumors? It's time to calm down. It's going to be okay.

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who the fuck is jim

see

i have no idea delawarebro
my fucking hometown was the first to get it in NJ

lewd

p-post the lewds...

Reminder to take breaks and keep your stress levels low. High stress compromises your immune system.

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Death to Iran!

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>lewd do not open
pls

>take shit
>wipe alot of blood
>mfw I think I have roids

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Let them die is natural selection

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Nothing ever happens

can /cvg/ ever recover?

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post more of the monkey and prove it isn't stuffed.

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>hear what sounds like gun shots in the distance
g-guys?

Saint George, Blaise, Aegidius, Denis, Eustace, Erasmus, Cyriacus, Christopher, Vitus, Pantaleon, Acatius, Barbara, Catherine of Alexandria and Saint Margaret. Pray for us.

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The time has come. If you play Minecraft you know what to start doing now.

Lewd and borderline lewd

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yo first time im actually scared

Im scared

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Nice work Italy. Pasta la vista.

FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM FEAR DOOM

Why do you all allow yourselves to live in fear? You will make yourself ill doing that.

youtube.com/watch?v=TM6WKeZ43s4

>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
>Just use this
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

Lurk for two years before posting newfag.

absolutely blown the fuck out

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It's just a flu bro

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lewd

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your schools are closed people have to shoot somewhere

Nothingburgers are completely BTFO

Also:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I feel like I've seen them all. Try to surprise me

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kek
last thread asked the same.
fair warning I only have a few at the moment. I deleted the whole folder when it caused an issue with nofap

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I dont want pnuemonia guys aaaaaaaa

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files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

W-What the fuck is going on in spain, guys?

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>They said: “We are seeing a high percentage of positive cases being admitted to our intensive care units (ICUs), in the range of 10 per cent of all positive patients.

>In an alarming development, Dr Nattino said younger patients were being affected, saying the ages of patients ranged from 46 to 83 with only a small number having important underlying conditions.

>independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-italy-doctors-intensive-care-deaths-a9384356.html

Damn, italian is a beautiful language

Give me your very best

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word

Local registered pedo

>global meltdown over 4000 boomers dying
yike

GODDAMIT Yas Forums, LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT AGAIN.
NOW 60 MILLION PEOPLE ARE IN LOCKDOWN.
A WHOLE FIRST WORLD COUNTRY.
FUCK YOUR CORONA-CHAN NARRATIVE, SHE'S NOT A REAL HUMAN.
IT'S A FUCKING DISEASE.
I HOPE YOU WILL STOP COOMING TO A SHITTY CARTOON GIRL NOW.

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Horse chestnut. Buy it and take it (it's a pill). Thank me later.

Can we fucking cancel spring break yet? Two servers at my work said it's nothing and Canada is an advanced country. One is travelling to Hawaii and one England soon.
Stop all travel!

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>lewd do not open
nofap niggers fuck off.

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That's some nice larp there.

Fuck you and fuck your monkey

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>things that didn't happen
I feel bad for the kids but I do hope the faggots posting gets a rimjob from corona-chan

it should seem the consensus is overwhelming
borderline lewd here

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This is shit looks like the Black Death, originated in China, the first European country being fucked is Italy. This is what we needed, this is the catalyst that will start the second renaissance of Europe, as it happened more than 650 years ago.

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Posted this in last thread, but it got quarantined.

UK retail user here.

A stressed Doctor from the Queen Elizabeth Hospital Birmingham, Selly Oak divulged the following;

> ALL UK HOSPITALS ARE AT CAPACITY NOW
> They have been told that Boris is meeting to discuss who is going to be prioritised care and that they will know by the latest of the end of the week.
> This may result in some age ranges not getting care at all and some being rejected completely for even testing
> They have been told the majority of cases in the UK will occur over the next NINE WEEKS
> Military/Police support around the hospitals are being discussed to prevent people flooding the hospitals with patients/infected

As mentioned last time, we are also working under a 0.01% guideline. When this 0.01% population infected is reached they will abandon areas of the UK under a 'quarantine/lockdown' in the hopes that the virus will run its course on those inside the quarantine/lockdown.

Is Italy becoming fascist now? All the criminals in jail are rioting to be pardoned

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death, amen.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T TOUCH MY LUNGS COROCHAN CHAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'll look into it aussie.

Also it's all you fags fault I'm so stressed, I hope your happy

AAAAAÂÅAAAAAAAAAÅ

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Lies I say Lies

zoomers will inherit the earth

its going to explode even more
like there was el classico a week ago thats what 60k+ people squeezed together
they are already dead

Give me your best

double click

Get right with God

thank you

but she is so cute user. How can you hate cute Corona-chan? Besides my county is weeks away from going Italy so its not like you are alone.

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Amen.

that is one eloquent 6 year old

prawn first

have an unrelated meme in return

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In 50 years from now, there will be people who will claim that Tedros did nothing wrong.

>no video
>trust me im a medik.mp4
è una catena whatsapp 100%

my personal favorite eh?
it remains el classico

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Kek.

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>Benny the Hill music stops

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Scheduled for 6:00PM ET

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>fbclid=
Nice.

*his wife's son

>Even the cafés?

especially the cafes!

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>D. Princess 696

you wot m8?

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Well, in this shitshow we'll probably experience medical supply shortage, hopefully of contraceptives, and people/couples will be locked up together at home.

I expect a baby boom 2.0, but everyone will be born in the ashes of a corrupted nation.

I'm at work. But I did the other night. I'm trying to plan out my next one.

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We're a pass through state. I find it hard to believe it isnt here already.

Good choice

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im gonna go and coom once more for you faggots
blame the government officials who had the same or better info as Yas Forums and chose to ignore it
dont shoot the messanger

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When is that in human hours?

But during the Black Death Milan area somehow remained one of the few safes in Europe. This time is the very first outbreak area in Europe

>UK hospitals already at capacity

Okay real talk. Does your country just live in the hospital all the time? Have they just not built enough hospitals? Why is the UK always packed to the brim at the doctor?

uhhhhhh bros this isn't what the gov has been telling me??

I should probably put my shudders up as well, it's going to be a kill zone b4 hurricane starts last thing we need are chimpouts because everything is closed and no one making money.

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Stream link

which you want?
I shall have more the next time you see me

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What do you mean all you fags. Do you mean aussies or Yas Forums? You're just stressing yourself out. I'm on Yas Forums all day but I'm okay. Just chilling and watching the world end. Kinda hoping Australia reaches Italy levels soon so it can be less boring around here. Not Yas Forums but my country. It's one big snoozefest right now.

Corona Chan world tour hasn't ended yet, and planning more concerts.

Don't impregnate your mom user

They are not gonna close down italy. Where am I gonna get my ragu from?

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You are laughing now, user-kun.
What till the King orders the pubs to be closed!

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>tfw corona induced anxiety

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DRINK TONICS!
Quinine will help!

18 yo zoomer
corona-chan got me 11 days worth of free gamer time
thank you corona-chan, but please, please, dont do anything to my mother i love her

How do I convince my parents to go outside with masks? Italy in national quarantine with tanks in the street and think it's just a flu, it's fucking impossible to reason with boomers

Trump's ego is going to kill us all.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-09/trump-s-coronavirus-claims-often-contradicted-by-his-own-experts?srnd=premium

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youtu.be/j1XwFboi7bE
white house livestream

is there a source for this?

Then why are some 60 years olds getting this shit and coming off with nothing more than mild flu symptoms?

thread music
youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

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>Danish prime minister cancels planned visit to hospital treating SARScov-2 patients

What did she find out lads?

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>A stressed Doctor from the Queen Elizabeth Hospital Birmingham, Selly Oak
a friend of yours? is there a source, or is it just "i said so"?

Well that's fucked.

Open the files user

forgot the pic

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I'd bet it's already in Wilmington.

Thank you

And how many souls will leave this world without God's graces? Why do you think of the worldly riches to come, and not the spiritual battle we fight today? Pray your Rosary user, and confess to almighty God. Our father wishes us to be his sons. By our sins, we make ourselves slaves to the devil. Pray to Mary. Pray to St. Michael. Throw of the chains. Even those who answer the call in the last hour will earn the reward of heaven. Pray your rosary.

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These need to be added the digital museum of the dead.

No new cases in Mexico? Very suspicious

at least 5 or 6 of these were drawn by an Italian, kek

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20 minutes

Nice low capacity mag cuck

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBsFq4QtJKc
Theme

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HAPPENING

HAPPENING

READ THIS FUCKING POST

CHINA'S PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP AND CALLING BULLSHIT ON THE CCP'S LIES

latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-03-09/china-boasts-abroad-of-victory-over-coronavirus-as-quarantine-hotel-collapses-and-domestic-anger-simmers?fbclid=IwAR23VOwIcEUJU6S-dzsY5E9OHPNNHLbAhpoRr-PxZG_Mi-hzzR2OituZwPg

THEY'RE NOW SHARING THE TRUTH VIA OPEN SOURCE PLATFORMS LIKE GOOGLE DOCS AND GITHUB BEFORE THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT CAN CENSOR THEM

docs.google.com/document/d/1RqYvfEbLhcyH8rhw0xLpjc2w0JqPBQINzj3ORE-Jka0/edit?ts=5e386661

weileizeng.github.io/Open-Source-COVID-19/

FORMER CHINESE NEWS ANCHOR BLOWS THE LID RIGHT OPEN

chinamediaproject.org/2020/02/28/opening-the-door/

youtube.com/watch?v=TqHDRfgdngg&feature=emb_title

youtube.com/channel/UCJHUpBCNKrZwBhxfcIrP8Aw/videos

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I’ve flipped and flopped a bit but after Italy im totally convinced there’s no way we get out of this with death figures below 100,000,000 worldwide

ah he chooses prawn
I only have a few in stock for now.
I shall have a wider selection upon my return.

also fuck captcha

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Italy a preview of USA

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>110k exceeded not even 24 hours ago
>Already past 114k now

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>italy
>first world country

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The whole point of bait is that it's not blatantly obvious

Coworker came home from italy last week. Got diagnosed last friday.
Felt like shit today. Coughing, headache and now I got a low fever. Fuck.

when were gone watch out for tidepods. godspeed.

The one with Earth-chan please

stopped listening after the roastie said theyre treatig patients with aids medications. What a shit larp

Thanks friend

When will the Seattle area be under quarantine?

Yas Forums in general. That and i really don't want my kid freaking out, he's 2, so I'm doing it for him

Nothing, it's just a flu but a scheduling conflict came up :^)

hi /feg/

id suck on that tiddy

I hope so. My work is all freaked out about it. Someone gets it here and I can get paid to stay home. Should be pretty comfy.

That its not just the fucking flu

OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRAEL

20 MINS LETS GO

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That leftist government is going into full horseshoe mode.

I have a gun, do you want a bullet?

my best hmm?
I'm not sure.
perhaps a rare Corona-Chan from the eastern mint?

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Wel, they are small changes in the script that do not change the main plot, in the middle ages this happened because the silk road, now it is due to globalist tourism, a small exchange

facebook. he's a retard

I saw it the other night, and it looked stuffed.

>CHINA'S PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP AND CALLING BULLSHIT ON THE CCP'S LIES
who cares lol
china doesn't import the niggers, they're not my enemy and while the chinese numbers are obviously bullshit i don't think that alone warrants dislike of them
i think china hate is the easiest way to spot a fed on this web site, there's absolutely no reason for white nationalists/internet nazis/etc to hate china in any way, they're basically the authoritarian ethnostate we wish we had

ok bro

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>didn’t go to the uni ski trip in February because I didn’t get good enough grades and had to redo an exam

>Everyone else now in quarantine

Thank you procrastination

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Natural abilities?????????????

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Getting seen at a UK hospital takes about 4 hours. I honestly don't know what the fuck our government is doing or how they hope to contain this.

checked. how bad was it

In the case of emergency, die like a good little shit!

I will ejaculate to coronachan with my dying breathe and stream it for Yas Forums because im inevitably going to be infected

Nice, have one of my rares

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Yeah we actually get to use ours.

didn't the jews get blamed for the black death, or is that just jewish propaganda?

most certainly sir.
please enjoy

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Its the fuckin big boat Darren.

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>UK retail user here.
>A stressed Doctor from the Queen Elizabeth Hospital Birmingham, Selly Oak divulged the following;

Source

Fuck off you Kraut, we are in a shitty situation and whole Europe will be and you keep shit posting.
Kill yourself.

Just think you'll be playing ZOMBI in London for real soon guys.

>muh stock market
>muh fake news media
>muh no worse that the flu
in that order

i demand more monkey

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Wonder what happens when Trump dies to it

I'll take 'Things that never happened for $500 Jim'

respect, compassion and empathy.
we baguettes are just 9 days behind you.
stay strong bro.

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Pray to Our Lady of Light. Pray to our Mother of Hope. Pray the Rosary and find peace in God's love.

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Hey anons, spaghetti here.

As an ex nothing burger i can say that i am sorry i didnt belive you guys.

Europe Is fucked. Im gonna kys next week for sure but you guys in america and australia can still make it out alive and well.

Im so scared you have no idea

Read it again, brainlet. They're sharing the REAL story that the Chinese government is covering up.

What harm would there be in just posting your cock right now? I promise I will save it and repost it but in the end, your identity will be safe.

good sir I must ask that you make a selection from our catalog.
I'm afraid that our mass-selection service is offline at the moment.

You have more than average ICU, this is worrying

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Anche a me è sembrata una stronzata quella

youtube.com/watch?v=vEo2oi1v9LY

No deal. If it'll make you feel better we'll probably get ravaged just the same.

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Western world starts openly censoring

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No Pence then?

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I'm caring for my 83-85 year-old parents, so I need to be very careful about keeping the Kung-Flu out of my home. I live in a rural area and have a stockpile of food and supplies to last about 6 months. I have no other adults or children in the household so I'm planning on bunkering down for a while.
It's occurred to me that I've got it all covered until I recieved a package at the door. How worried do I need to be about mail, newspapers and other things that come in from the outside world? Should I/Could I sterilize anything that comes in? How do you sterilize mail any way?
Any thoughts anons?

the second they realize it could happen they will start to actively seek the the illness just to spread it

I wish he'd die from the actual flu in the midst of a coronavirus pandemic. It would be very fitting.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=gUqH6Weyr2M

What exactly is happening in your vicinity?

Kids are the less in danger, unironically.
Virus in kids always produce less severe symptoms than adults

all schools in romania got shut down

just the flu

ATTENTION JOURNALISTS

Do you want to be WORLD FAMOUS?
SAVE LIVES?

Ask ANY of these questions at ANY official press conference: ASK THEM EXACTLY AS WRITTEN: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1. Does the virus cause a permanent infection?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

2. Does the virus infect white blood cells?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

3.Does the virus infect the nervous system?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

4. Can a sick patient recover and reinfect himself and infect others?

>If you don't know, when will you know?

JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOBS!

Has China stopped reporting numbers all together now?

dry anus and bright blood?

I bet there will be some sentence like "thousands of people die each year from the flu and we don't close schools hurr durr"

Has the government settled on what they’re going to do with all the hotels and tourist businesses that are going to get raped by the universal quarantine on inbound arrivals?

Are we going to see nationalization like they did to the banks in the 80s? Or is every hotel now going to be a quarantine center until further notice?

He's being quarantined along with Trump.

Germany quarantine when?

She is not human. She is your god now user. Stop talking shit or she'll end your insignificant life

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>Oy vey Yas Forums, you memed the 60 million
Yes.

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thats what you get for being loud and obnoxious faggots
and constantly asking for muh sconto and bon prezzo
vaffanculo

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and they said that it was a nothing burger,,
hope you guyz have been prepping as advised since January

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That's the downside of socialized healthcare that no one likes to mention

>first world country

respect bro. it's shit for sure but we'll make it. these traitor politicians must pay

Lul, wash your fucking hands after putting raw pasta inside ur anus to avoid infection noodleboi

You are not allowed to be here. We are spreading illegal news

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I can't wait for this shit to really blow up and for people saying that it's just a flu to shut up. Corona-chan please cleanse this filthy world!

>Implying Shitaly is a first world country

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Oh fuck I forgot to get an attack monkey

coraggio pastabro

Basically

Friendly reminder, monkeyposter is phoneposting.

seinfeld.co/library/meditations.pdf
Try this user and focus on what you can control.

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Our government also told us we'd lose if we killed our enemies and that diversity is our strength, user. I'm starting to suspect they don't really have our best interests at heart.

The left will panic that Mike "up the amps through the nipple clamps" Pence takes charge and will attempt to persecute gays instead of doing what's obviously more important adding to the chaos. Shits gonna be glorious to see lads.

Have a fun looting my summer house with all these booby traps. If you were unlucky i might be inside and just shoot you with my new BREN 2 since my house is monitored with full alarm setting i would know about you. When im thinking about it i should poision 1/10 of my stash to make successful looter die as well.

guarda se c'era un video allegato MAGARI, ma magari, mi sorgeva un dubbio. è chiaramente una catena che si mandano i 50enni

RNGesus

Madrid

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Good luck, pasta bro. I hope you prepped.

shitaly crash with no survivors

your generosity is most appreciated sir.
please do visit our establishment again in the future.

non preppers btfo.
I have 12 amuchina bottles
5 alchohol bottles
10 ffp2 masks
food for 1.5 months for 4 people
40 TP rolls

Oh this is going to be so fucking gay.
>HOW DARE YOU GUYS CROSS ME AND REFUSE TO DENY REALITY
>MUH STOCKS MUH REELECTION HOW DARE YOU?!

HOLLYS SHIT ANONS

I AM ABOUT TO GET ANOTHER PANIC ATTACK
DIDNT HAD ONE SINCE 2013

IS IT REALLY THAT BAD?????? I AM FROM NRW

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Maybe you should stop kissing other people too much

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whitehouse.gov/live/

Pence takes over, then we're truly fucked.

just wash your hands niggy

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There is approximately a 0% chance those China numbers are accurate even with the most stringent quarantine measures

Do not despair user. This life is but a passing flame. Pray to Mary, Mother of Perpetual Help. No matter how late the hour, you have time. Confess to God, be sorrowful for your sins, but be hopeful for salvation, be confident in God's mercy. Pray your rosary, user. Pray for faith. Pray for forgiveness. Now that you see how little control you have over your life and your surroundings, pray to God, who made you, that you may be clothed in light in the world to come.

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Yes dry, yes bright.

never, that would extremely racist

>They're sharing the REAL story that the Chinese government is covering up.
i don't really mind that they cover things up, it's only because that's what they need to do in order to prevent nefarious forces from propagandizing their failures that they have to take measures like that
like, think about how the media treats trump - that's the alternative to keeping your media under lockdown and you'd be an idiot not to think we'd not be better off for doing the same
chinese people should just shut the fuck up and stop letting themselves be used as a fifth column for globohomo

stupid nothingburger fag its okay i forgive you, now make yourself useful and tell us whats going on. can you get pics of the border? will they shoot people trying to leave? is the government gonna be sending you guys any supplies for the quarantine or what?

Watch their stocks drop to the ground tomorrow after the announcement.

to be fair im glad corona-chan targets boomers, they take all the seats on public transportation and are damn annoying

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Dont namefag, please

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'she wan some fuk' please, sir

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you fucking monkey

Source

Here you go Leafs, non-inflated prices. Nobody here is buying them and I'm too much of a moralfag to keep buying more than I already have.

canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/3m-performance-mold-lead-paint-removal-respirator-p100-0550288p.html#srp
canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/3m-replacement-cartridges-for-household-multi-purpose-respirator-ov-p100-1-pk-0550286p.html#srp

Green wood NS has 3 left of each. Hopefully they let you ship.

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Well we pretty much know this alreAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Milan still had flights going to UK.
Still nothing being done, shit is fucked and so are we.

based

Perhaps they had especially robust immune systems.

IM GONNA COOF

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Does anyone have the pic from reddit where the guy is talking about how his boomer boss is making everyone still come in and he wants to get him sick?

tfw when eating DEENZ for low mercury, then have to get a seasonal 'Covid Shot'
pic unrelated

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\o/

It's bullshit, right?

Half of my stash is poisoned. If I die I'm taking you with me.

You are 2nd world country. The only think which makes me happy that i know our health care systém is way better than Italian so we might have less deaths.

>NRW
Oh user...

Good job. It pays to be prepared.

>but you guys in america and australia can still make it out alive and well

Nah, we're all fucking fucked, m8.

Don't KYS, though. We still need anons to talk to afterwards if we survive.

>zwei
what a fucking shit lenguage

Funny thing is it's happening so hard, but there are only 4000 dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=UF7rBcFolAc

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when will the other European countries start quarantine? All EU countries are now infected

Pretty sure that's a dummy...

Can I get some proof on this? Not that I don't believe but my normalfag friends wont buy it if its just an mp4 link.

WHAT IS THIS BEER MEME

Yes I am. It's been 6 years since you could start phone posting at least. Hell I was a phone lurker on my iPhone 3 for forever. Eat my butthole.

netherlands IC

phase 1: 200 individual isolation rooms
phase 2: expands up to 1000 when grouping patients together
phase 3: reverse occupation, corona in general and other cases into isolations
phase 4: triage

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Lemme guess. You're from the Chinese government and just using a VPN, huh?

But borders are racist.

Give me numbers manlet, what are your digits

See you on the other side my dude.

Peel and slice the onion, garlic and ginger as thinly as you can.
On the bottom of the Mason jar, layer slices of onion, garlic and ginger about an inch thick.
Pour sugar over the onion mixture until you can't see it anymore from the top, making another layer about a half inch to an inch deep.
Add another inch-thick layer of onions, garlic and ginger slices, then pour in the sugar to cover. Repeat this process, making an onion and sugar "parfait" until the jar is almost full.
jars containing sugar, garlic, onion and ginger for homemade cough syrup
Top off with a bit more sugar and close the lid tightly.
In one hour, the sugar will be soft. In two hours, you will start to see liquid forming in the bottom of the jar. In three hours, you will see the syrup forming, and in four hours, the syrup will be complete.
Don't remove the onions, garlic and ginger from the syrup. Just press the mixture back with the spoon when you administer the syrup. Keeps for 6 months to a year unrefrigerated.
Take 2-3 times a day, as needed to soothe sore throat and wet or congested cough

Freshly baked bread:

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Anons I'm scared literally everyone at the office today was coofing. Should I even go back to work tomorrow?

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arrivederci pizza

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>food for 1.5 months for 4 people
Bulk up on more food while you can. You never know if the quarantine will have to be extended or not.

a week or two if shit goes as in italy
sad

Check these

>TFW I DONT EVEN WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR TO GET A SICK NOTICE FOR WORK BECAUSE I THINK THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH THE SHIT THERE

Where are they going?

It goes with the chinese videos that I saw

Hey user. Try to warn people from around the world. Save a life

>tfw when eating DEENZ for low mercury, then have to get a seasonal 'Covid Shot'
>pic unrelated

moar

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Will bogs save Europe once more? Or is this too much to handle?

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Now that I check it, looks like there are plenty of stores that have them in stock.

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Friendly reminder, I’m coming for your Neetbux.

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The name of the beer is Corona, Hanz

Even I know him you kekistani faggot

>27 people die of alcohol poisoning in Iran in attempt to try and protect themselves from coronavirus

lol it's end of the world. Might as well get royally smashed

They have diversity and inclusion guidelines silly!

lmao someone posted a leak that says China is urging its diplomats to call this the Italian flu or something like that so I'd say chances are 110%

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Pay lines

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Lewd pls

HE DID IT

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>my x year old relative
yeah the kid doesnt exist or never said that. fuck i hate twitter

WHAT IS THIS BEER MEME

hell

I'm 4'11

don't you see? This is all according to plan

let me guess: you live in langley, virginia :^)

most certainly.
Though I do apologize, as much of our merchandise was lost some time ago.

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>going to the supermarket now that they just announced the country wide lockdown
I would rather not get pozzed user