/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1809

Isn't she like 80? Gonna drop dead so fast to corona chan.

all Italy is in lockdown.
Is that enough?

Remember to buy lube! It will be a luxury item when people are quarantined and have nothing to do but fuck. Can trade it for other things at a premium.

Don’t forget

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...Because they're intercommunicating. We Contagion now.

13 new cases in Washington. Total now 136.

Y'all comfy? Stay comfy. It's endgame now. New York will be destroyed soon.

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Corona-chan confirmed BRAPHOG.

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Whole Italy in quarantine. The pasta got chinked.

Italy's under 100% quarantine now, DOW down by 2k points. Tomorrow's gonna be a shitshow. Nothing else because it's night time here & early morning in Asia.

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AHAHAHAHA

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trust the plan

Riots will explode soon in italy due to the end of soccer championship

Full Translation

That’s more than enough, I’m sorry to hear this.

We are the next

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*telecommuting

SK mostly has the S-type, just FYI and all

>Colombia 3

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We used to be second place, what happened man, everything is back to normal

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BREAKING: Italian Prime Minister Conte puts all of Italy on lockdown due to coronavirus, urges people to stay at home
BREAKING: Italian Prime Minister Conte puts all of Italy on lockdown due to coronavirus, urges people to stay at home
BREAKING: Italian Prime Minister Conte puts all of Italy on lockdown due to coronavirus, urges people to stay at home

It's over in Italy riots when?
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CLOSE AIRSPACE BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
>Bernie holding a townhall
All gov't boomers will get corona'd to death, this train will have no survivors.

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I can't wait till he chokes on his own arrogance

San Francisco on suicide watch.

Regardless of any "thread theme" postes, my mini will always play the original "Pandemic 2" flash game theme while browsing these generals

Thank you, friends.

Mass exodus of Italians into France this evening

FUCK YOU Yas Forums, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
SERIOUSLY.
YOU WANTED A FUCKING HAPPENING FOR SO LONG, AND NOW YOU HAVE IT.
THE LAST TIME A TOTAL LOCKDOWN OF ITALY HAPPENED WAS DURING WORLD WAR 2.

I HOPE THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY ONE OF YOU.

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WHERE IS PENCE
WHERE IS PENCE
WHERE IS PENCE
WHERE IS PENCE
WHERE IS PENCE

Italian PM Conte: "Our habits must be changed now: we must all give up something for the good of Italy"

Italian Prime Minister Conte puts all of Italy on lockdown due to coronavirus, urges people to stay at home

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punished mitchell a man denied his bull

Will the krauts use the wall of Berlin again?

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thank you my friend.

Post sauce.

accidentally clicked on the worldometer homepage. this is much more terrifying than the virus

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How will cityfags ever recover?

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Add to that oil is down to $30/bbl and massive layoffs are incoming. If corona doesn't get me I’m gonna be living in the fucking streets

bets on how long till the US gets fully CORONA'D and declares quarantine nationwide?

GUYS
MY ROOMMATE
IS COOOFING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Goodluck tomorrow frens. Shits going to hit the fan :(

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Yes, 1200 to 10,000 cases need just a week.

Buy Food, Price will skyrocket

I have heard that Louisiana got its first case in Orleans parish.
I'm in North Louisiana so it'll probably get here via Texas first but it's probably well settled in Shreveport under our noses already anyway.

My mom just brought home chinese takeout? Is it safe to eat? Im fucking starving.

How much is he currently seething?

I just read an article saying it. Those fucking IDIOTS who fled the quarantine zone. Destroying the entire purpose of the quarantine. 100 deaths in one day. What do we learn? China are fucking LIARS. They lost way more people but burned everyone.

>Italy took southern tyrol
>Germany took Schlesia
>France took Spain
but only our sweet goddess Coronachan took their breaths
TU
FELIX
AUSTRIA

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All schools in Fulton County (Atlanta, Georgia) are closed today due to a middle school teacher who worked at two schools being infected.

fox5atlanta.com/news/fulton-county-teacher-who-tested-positive-for-coronavirus-had-contact-with-students-officials-say

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>YOU WANTED A FUCKING HAPPENING FOR SO LONG
>now regretting having it

Kys faggot.

Matt Gaetz under quarantine.

He was on Air Force 1 with the President today.

TRUMP IS INFECTED

The medic that tested the infected one in Arequipa (Peru) its whit symptoms and the other thing its that the medics in Arequipa are saying to the media that the goberment didnt give them protectors or training
Peru its fuck i repeat Peru its fuck

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Sounds fucked.

Am I retarded?
Why is EVERYONE recommending washing hands thoroughly for a disease spread primarily through airborne particles.

>The infection is spread from one person to others viarespiratory dropletsproduced from theairways, often during coughing or sneezing.[19][20]
>The virus primarily spreads between people in a similar way to influenza, via respiratory droplets from coughing or sneezing.[10][11][12]

I hope Winnie the Poo coofs himself to death

CANT KILL YOUNG PEOPLE
OH NONONONO NONONONONONONO
HAPPENING CANCELLED

COV 19 CONFIRMED FRAUD
CANT KILL YOUNG PEOPLE
OH NONONONO NONONONONONONO
HAPPENING CANCELLED

COV 19 CONFIRMED FRAUD
CANT KILL YOUNG PEOPLE
OH NONONONO NONONONONONONO
HAPPENING CANCELLED

COV 19 CONFIRMED FRAUD
CANT KILL YOUNG PEOPLE
OH NONONONO NONONONONONONO
HAPPENING CANCELLED

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>stay at home
>unless you have to work
Fucking useless. How long until western countries stop going through the motions?

Is this de facto airborne at this point or?

Jesus Christ, hope you got enough pasta to last, Caesar.

It'd be nice if I could spend the quarantine cozied up inside with my waifu, cuddling, gaming, bantering, cooking, posing, sharing saliva, filling her womb with hot sticky semen.

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>I HOPE THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY ONE OF YOU.
It will.

>It's over in Italy riots when?
Nigga did you skip the news and videos of tanks all over italy?
There were prison riots all over our territory.
We shot down 6 niggers/napoletani/gypsies.

Don’t worry it will. Get weapons while you still can m8 cause you’re gonna need them very soon

Link to full article pls user?

que cachudo, eres español y te refieres al futbol como 'soccer'.

>corona
repeat after me: MKUltra MKUltra MKUltra MKUltra

Italy in complete lockdown is nice but when do we get NYC or LA in complete lockdown?
That's when the fun really begins

>All gov't boomers will get corona'd to death

Doesn't seem to bad when you put it that way

Riots? There probably will be a silent culling of political dissidents, if everyone simply complies and bunkers up alone and vulnerable.

SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
>9. Unconfirmed reports of recovered patients becoming re-infected!
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.
Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=da5wnfAOQP0

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I LOVE YOU TOO, PASTA-BRO! STAY SAFE!!

>I HOPE THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY ONE OF YOU.
Oh it will, It will...

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Sorry to hear, bro, we have multiple cases in my state yet nobody is doing anything.

Italy discussing shutting down everything but "official" news.

voxnews.info/2020/03/08/coronavirus-governo-valuta-stop-a-programmi-tv-solo-notiziari-ufficiali/

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>stock up weeks ago
>shit going down now
>parents dgaf and go out constantly
>scared to go in the kitchen
>tummy pain from lack of food

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There is no evidence to suggest these types differ in disease outcomes. Washington outbreak ha the same "type" and their olds are dropping dead pretty well.

>Am I retarded?
yes

WHAT THE FUCK

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I heard about the prisons, full lockdown will shake up everyone now I guess.

It’s gonna be a while. Washington will be first, then California, then New York, maybe Texas after that

Take care of your mom user

Did jim get sent to a coof camp

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Mass die off inevitable.

It will by spaghetti bro it will. There are active cases and I am sure community spread in the county where I live so its only a matter of time.
Stay safe and take as much Vitamin C as you can

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Various cities will be in locked down in a week or 2 IMO

Head of Port Authority in NYC tested positive a few hours ago, FDNY EMS tested posted about 30 minutes ago.

So not long.

Happooonnn !

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Respiratory droplets that end up on services, not necessarily that you inhale free-floating from the atmosphere. Water is heavy.

Poor WInnie the Flu, he just wanted to be a big boy for once in his life.

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What do you all think of this video saying that the corona virus is a coverup for 5g radiation poisoning?

bitchute.com/video/BINvaPAc6ePd/

A few things she points out:
1. Wuhan had recently rolled out 5g
2. The 'flu' didn't exist until the harnessing of technology.

I'd be curious to look at corona virus cases in conjunction to the location of 5g towers. Thoughts?

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Cases in Alabama and Ohio

coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en

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vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/3/7/21169233/coronavirus-trump-cdc-visit-covid-19
>Trump visited the headquarters of the Centers for Disease Control
>did little to help Americans understand the government’s response to the virus, instead spreading misinformation while using the public health crisis for self-aggrandizement.
>delay in testing, it has become increasingly clear in recent days that there are Americans infected with the virus across the country
>“As of right now and yesterday, anybody that needs a test [can have one], that’s the important thing, and the tests are all perfect, like the letter was perfect, the transcription was perfect,”
>a faulty reagent leading to inconclusive results in the first batch
>there aren’t currently enough tests to go around
>NYC cannot meet the demand for testing because it doesn’t have enough tests same in California
>Lab technicians have been working 18-hour shifts in order to try to work through a testing backlog
>“I like this stuff. I really get it,” Trump said. “People are surprised that I understand it. Every one of these doctors say, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should’ve done that instead of running for president.”
4d chess indeed
archive.is/Nf1MZ

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Does not matter if is safe. Eat it, you bigoted racist

Good. May Corona-Chan purge the political swamp world wide.

Nothing will happen, seriously. If my over-crowded shitshack of a country can continue on as usual, I don't see why Italy would be any different

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a can of DEENZ and I literally screamed at her and hit the can out of her hand. She started sliffling and sneezing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the new infection numbers tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are airports still open? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so coofed. I want a future to fap in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought this was a nothingburger???? This is so fucked.

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NO YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DYING FROM THIS GARBAGE

Nothing burger

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1. panic due coronavirus
2. people want to be safe, demand vaccines
3. people get vaccines, become on-demand drones
4. ???
5. profit

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I've had a bit of a flu the past ~2 weeks, is it over for me bros?

excuse me not technology, electricity

I'd be very upset if you hogged all the happening for yourself.

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This is it, lads. 15% of all cases require supplementary oxygen/ventilator, which essentially means a 15% death rate once hospitals become overwhelmed

CORONA-CHAN IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A BAD TIME
AND SHE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR LUNGS
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A BAD TIME

CORONA-CHAN IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A BAD TIME
AND SHE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR STOCKS
WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU
COUGH THAT!

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More shows will sadly follow, nuke China now.

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Whats happening tomorrow besides more of the same? Did I miss something because everyone is saying tomorrow is going to be bad...

FUCK

Germany only 7th rank now, France and Spain have beaten us. Spain today 555 cases, 13 deaths. Will be the next player to leave the server after China, South Korea and Italy.

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we are fucking dead

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By the end of March we will 100% see lockdowns of cities in North America. West coast will get it first

THANK FUCKING GOD!

The Chinese are such cheeky fuckers that it wouldn't surprise me if they tried this

what the fuck

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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS INFECTED

Last one for today

Post one, request one

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19300000 new cases in Brazil

NOOOO BUCKEYECHADS I THOUGHT WE WERE SAFE

We haven’t had a China related case in a while. I’d be more concerned if she brought in Italian food or Persian food

Next lockdown:
In Spain or Germany?

take a walkabout in major cities

Yes

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It's just a flu bro :^)

>take away most of the deaths and it doesn't kill many people

So how long would it take to create a vaccine?

>vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/3/7/21169233/coronavirus-trump-cdc-visit-covid-19
>>Trump visited the headquarters of the Centers for Disease Control
>>did little to help Americans understand the government’s response to the virus, instead spreading misinformation while using the public health crisis for self-aggrandizement.
>>delay in testing, it has become increasingly clear in recent days that there are Americans infected with the virus across the country
>>“As of right now and yesterday, anybody that needs a test [can have one], that’s the important thing, and the tests are all perfect, like the letter was perfect, the transcription was perfect,”
>>a faulty reagent leading to inconclusive results in the first batch
>>there aren’t currently enough tests to go around
>>NYC cannot meet the demand for testing because it doesn’t have enough tests same in California
>>Lab technicians have been working 18-hour shifts in order to try to work through a testing backlog
>>“I like this stuff. I really get it,” Trump said. “People are surprised that I understand it. Every one of these doctors say, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should’ve done that instead of running for president.”
>4d chess indeed
>archive.is/Nf1MZ
I don't even give one shit if this faggot loses re election or gets impeached now.

>Mom
Confirmed not a bong.

>Germany

>Literally a nothing burger after all
WTF I HATE Yas Forums NOW

More intel regarding Italy lockdown available?

There's been heaps

If the two Silent Generation candidates die does Tulsi become to nominee?

But we need more slaves, goy. Oy vey!

Good one

I have pretty much assumed I was going to catch this thing, now with the new info that it likes to kill people with high blood pressure, pretty sure this bug is going to kill me.

Rem not in arc 4 so who cares

Considering how Italy had only 300 confirmed cases a few weeks ago, I’d say the US has 2 or 3 more weeks

Goodbye Italy

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Surely the Spanish flu is the fault of Graham Bell. He was into eugenics after all

G*rms must be shut down

>futbol
Retarded spic, we are on an english board

I really can't stay mad when Corona-chan is that cute. She makes my heart go doki doki

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Buy manufactured goods nerd
Food will be avaiable
Luxury goods not.

fucking nuke china already

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I've been going out to clubs and pubs quite a few times over these past 2 weeks.

should run them as a series of series instead of en masse if you're going to treat them like trading cards. I still have the ultra rares.

We definitely weren't telling you to prepare for the last 8 weeks......

Rest in pasta

>Nobody posting about how Israel is now quarantining everyone for 14 days
wonder ((who))) is making these threads?

It's a copypasta.

You country was the only one that has been tracking cases and all their contacts with unironically autistic accuracy since day one. That may actually save you. For some time at least.

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (ALIVE)

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No the nudes are not ultra rare

>I was only 80 years old
>I loved the CCP so much, I had all the red books and foxcoins
>I pray to Xi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"It's just the flu" I say; "Trust the government"
>A foreigner hears me and calls me a shill
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the CCP
>I call him a 鬼佬
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the roof is leaking
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Xi
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Zhang"
>He grabs me with his powerful hazmat goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the party
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Xi
>He grabs a mighty bat as he fills my bowl with soup
>The 鬼佬 walks in
>Xi looks him straight in the eyes and says "Italy apologize"
>Xi leaves through the makeshift hospital gate
>It's just the flu.Trust the government.

The Arnold Classic was in Columbus at the weekend. Thousands of people travelling from all around the country to get there.

This is shit looks like the Black Death, originated in China, the first European country being fucked is Italy. This is what we needed, this is the catalyst that will start the second renaissance of Europe, as it happened more than 650 years ago.

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Fucking finally done.
In honor of finally completing the sorting of my Corona-Chan folder i'll post a couple of your choosing.
Select a folder.

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See you on the other side

How come Yurop is getting hit so hard? You'd think this thing would be hitting mud people worse.

Makes sense. You need to prevent panic. That’s the most important thing now. The west will be completely btfo if we can’t follow instructions and sperg out

This, she is a shameless whore but she's cute.

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Mam>Mum>Mom

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>I HOPE THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY ONE OF YOU.
As if I didn't prepare for the obvious happening weeks ago, Gotthard-Chink.

>still have to go to work
Italians are the biggest retards

Kek

Now start CoronaTinder and you're going to be drowning in lungs and pussy.

only one thing is certain now, “It’s just the flu” will either be our downfall or our savior.

BRUUH IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

twitter.com/TravisAllen02/status/1237125453632151553?s=20

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What's happening in Italy now is going to spread to every EU country, and eventually in every US state (unless your gov stops giving a fuck). The DOW dropped 2k today, every other market dropped a fuckton as well and tomorrow it's going to be even worse due to the Italy quarantine news, especially for EU. So.. yeah... more of the same. Hope you prepped.

I wonder if the boomers will still say this when they are dying of pneumonia and the world rejoices their deaths.

lots of traveling, nobody goes to 3rd world countries

Inatagrammers dont care about dead Italians
The world order will continue except Italy will be completely wiped out

>I don't swear much...
what a fucking faggot

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No, but kikes and richfags are greedy as fuck.

Leave it in the oven at 100C for 15 minutes before you eat it.
It will probably taste like shit. Because it's chink food.

they're not quarantining everyone, they're quarantining visitors to Israel, like tourists. so what? it's not nearly as big as news as italy

Masks are probably going to become mandatory in Italy in a few days.
>let's wait until whole country is infected
based politicians with ragù filled brain

Lewd, I must coom

Wonderful news. The more politicians that get sick, the better. Especially Pelosi.

I think it will be a more coordinated EU shut down

Pls come here and cough on us

How is India able to pull through this?

This is going to be a big happening. I cant stop rubbing my hands and Im not even jewish.

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do you think they will deploy DRACO for the president and senators or will they just let them die.
Either way things are going to get crazy

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they're literaly letting the elderly die and soon the youth as well , bros I'm scared but not just for me but for my family as well

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LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

AL user here. Haven’t heard anything about a case here. Sauce?

Chinese tourists want to visit all the fancy places in Europe before going anywhere else in the world

it applies to israeli citizens also

the jew jews even the jew

SAY IT WITH ME
JUST
A
FLU
BRO

We are 100% fucked here in NYC

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>Don’t forget
I got this beautiful little cap.

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You can thank communist china for this global clusterfuck.

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Italy closed to to COVID

ALWAYS WATCH MEDCRAM UPDATES

youtube.com/watch?v=Mm7UrZeu-74

THANK YOU BASED DR SEHEULT

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>"Zion Don IMMEDIATELY shut down travel"
>tfw still remember this moment from 29th of january

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Honestly we deserve this

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PASTA MAN I BELIEVE IN YOU. KEEP SAFE AND HEALTHY

Is it possible for there to be China-style quarantine in the US? How will people get to their jobs? Food?

I remember seeing a photo of the dumbest Italians alive on a train getting away from the red zone. None of them were wearing masks. Italy is finished.

Trump is the chad super infector. He doesn't give a fuck.

Trump addressing media shortly

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It is. Come on leaf bro, I can tell you're being sarcastic, but please calm down with the bigotry and xenophobia. You're a leaf, after all, and we should follow in suit and show the world that the largest threat truly is hate, not the virus.

France and Germany won't do shit until the very end when it's too late.

Old news by now, nigger.

When did you realize that this is a real Spanish Flu level event and not just a larp?

NOTHINGBURGER
just the flu
happens every year.

>mfw Yas Forums was totally right on this one

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Last 2 digits are the numbers of days I have left to live.

they will have to do a few transplants for him to survive this shit
i mean he is overweight and a boomer, he is right in the killzone

One of the big red pills is understanding our political leaders are puppets that carry out the same agenda under different dance moves. This is not false anywhere in the world that matters. voting doesn't matter votes don't matter. The real elites are the only ones getting away here, thats why governments are showing signs of infection already. all the puppet strings have been cut. Your only choice has ever been throwing a middle finger or clocking in. This has been the most massive red pill I've ever seen in my life.

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I'm in close with local ems in northern North Carolina, several unreported cases including public school children still attending school. Dept of health won't return calls from people coming back from Italy now getting sick. Holy shit goys it's a massive cover up. Soon it will be everywhere because it's already everywhere just not being reported.

Stream where?

JTFB

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The NEETs shall inherit the Earth.

No, it's airborne.
archive.is/2YKrJ
We've been telling you this for weeks.

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>inb4 medical police state after zoomers start coofing on boomers saying it's just a flu

More like Italy and covid having a private party

Got a stream link?

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>I HOPE THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY ONE OF YOU.
Me too pastabro, it's what we're all here for

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>Is it possible for there to be China-style quarantine in the US?
No, kikes and boomer business owners want you working and they don't care if you infect half the town on your way to the wage cage.

THEY'RE NOT EVEN RESPECTING THE QUARANTINE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

twitter.com/DellAnnaLuca/status/1237124665807474688

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wait, what's DRACO. google gives nothing useful

I hope all the trannies, danger hairs and game journos get it. Please god, wipe Oakland and San Francisco clean

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Reminder to take breaks and keep your stress levels low. High stress compromises your immune system.

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When the wuhan videos leaked, we are fucked.

Are the pools in Italy closed due to airbourne AIDS?
Yes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qIxpvsE2Zgw

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My euro genetics are praying they aren’t this retarded

Fuck fuck I won't be able to pay rent if quarantine and restaurants are closed.

you can't just have the whole country not show up for work, that's instant collapse

Holy shit! They just locked down the entire of Italy because of the massive rise of COVID-19 incidents!

Holy fucking shit.

nytimes.com/2020/03/09/world/coronavirus-news.html

Holy shit!

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the wagie life

Doppelte and you live a happy live to the age of 85 when you die surrounded by your grandchildren

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>So how long would it take to create a vaccine?

18 months if the stars aligned in the right place and God himself directed it.
Realistically, 3 years, 5 years if the stars fucking align and we strike gold.
Virus mutation mate, vaccine would work on one strain, not hundreds, which is where we are headed.

true, but that should be expected everywhere desu

You fucking guidos changed sides AGAIN!

You bet user

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ENTIRE CONTRY ON LOCKDOWN

I have a few I've not reduced to 4chin file size yet

January, in the comfiest threads

has been predicted

he has chosen degeneracy i see.
fair warning, I deleted most of the files in this when I started having a problem sticking with nofap because of them.
I have only recently begun collecting them again

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no controls or testing because it's just a flu, until Italy started to have lots of patients but it was too late.

I got a couple weeks of food and pic related so I should be okay but who really knows because by the time you find out its in your neighborhood its already been there for two weeks....

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prepare your soul user and I am not even joking. I prefer something along the lines of the bhagavad gita but whatever text works for you go for it.I would also recommend the following work by Evola
cakravartin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Julius-Evola-Meditation-on-the-Peaks-Mountain-Climbing-as-Metaphor-for-the-Spiritual-Quest.pdf

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You have the extended version where she drinks the bear ?

he's taking them down with him

It's not an order if you don't have to follow it.

When I asked myself exactly how would the situation get any better. It has only ever gotten worse day by day, especially considering how the gubment has been "dealing" with it.

yeah masks aren't really a thing in Europe. Only asians have this habit

The primary reason for the quarantine is so people can't intentionally infect israel

Trump is resigning, Bibi replaces him as world leader.

Just woke up.
News Headline reads 'Grand Princess passengers fighting over rotten food'.
I kid you not.

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>don’t trust memeflags
>posts memeflag
What did he mean by this?

All of Italy is coofing

What's that one italian insta thot, sneaky is mine or something with huge tits, is she going to be ok?

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Who the fuck trims a door like that?!?!?! WTF is wrong with you capital niggers?!?!?!?!

RIP ITALIAN BROS

>Supremacista blanco
>Sudaca
El peruario señores!!!

Checked.
Dont forget sleep, fresh natural air(cityfags get out of the city for some while) and load up on sunlight.

THIS MAN CALLED ME A LESBIAN. I LOVE BILLS COCK DOnT BELIEVE THIS MAN

THIS MAN CALLED ME A LESBIAN. I LOVE BILLS COCK DOnT BELIEVE THIS MAN

THIS MAN CALLED ME A LESBIAN. I LOVE BILLS COCK DOT BELIEVE THIS MAN

THIS MAN CALLED ME A LESBIAN. I LOVE BILLS COCK DOnT BELIEVE THIS MAN
THIS MAN CALLED ME A LESBIAN. I LOVE BILLS COCK DOnt BELIEVE THIS MAN

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here we fucking go bros

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Reminder to pray for the intercerssion of your favorite saint.

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He's streaming around 8 or 9pm EST.

Welcome to the real death toll a disease like this one creates. The direct deaths are low at first, slowly ramping up until the system is strained to its breaking point. Then as it continues to build others start falling through the cracks because there are not enough staff to even tend to everyone let alone supplies to save them all.
Buckle up fuckboys, it's about to be a wild ride.

At least that old Yid has the balls to close the borders.

This. All mitigation proposed to the country in the future will probably be largely ignored by the people.

Media here still depict it as a flu affecting >70 year olds, repeatedly stating that washing your hands is sufficient

Expect a massive rise in infections, on the scale of Italy if not worse due to our dense population and our incapable government.

Remember fire at anyone with a hooked nose.
They poisoned the wells.
They are responsible for this.

If I caught it I'd consider travelling there. Guess the Israeli embassy will have to do

In this moment, I am euphoric.

Niggary Clintmutt

>DRACO
Double-stranded RNA (dsRNA) Activated Caspase Oligomerizer
The cure for every virus they have in their back pocket that the developer can not get funding for
youtube.com/watch?v=TQhb1P3sMVs

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Kill all the chinks, I don't care
Bat soup flu or some camel toe gook
You poison the planet with your tiny slant eyes
I hope your country crashes like anons cryptocoin caches

You think that containing will give result
but the pasta is baked and the stock market staked
No more shitty counterfeit goods from you!
I hope my country brings back manufacturing too!

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Sorry, our goverment is so retarded. Germans currently live with the abundance mindset.

So what is the consensus - are surgical masks effective against preventing the spread or not?

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>Fuck fuck I won't be able to pay rent if quarantine and restaurants are closed.

Govs will suspend everything. Don't worry.
Anyone who evicts anyone would be lynched and burned alive.

Not long after we got human to human confirmed at the Wuhan market and it was SARS-like.

I still can't decide if corona virus is a real thing or a psyop to test their population control and invigilation techniques

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Real question now, better if an italian answers:

What happens if you don't remain in house?
You really aren't going to work tomorrow?

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>UK
>Memeflag

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don't forget, when the vaccines start winning - we change sides, okay?

No they don't, and that isn't remotely comparable to a fucking lung transplant, a surgery not even considered for people over the age of 60 because they have zero chance of surviving it.

Im also an NC fag. My roommate's mom is a doctor and ran into the same thing where a patient was showing all the symptoms and had been somewhere recently with an outbreak and still couldn't get them tested.

Self certification module for my fellow pastafags, much love, praying for you.

Also, this is all about the MES, you know that, right?

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and this is what I expected to happen.
the people in the west no longer have the needed respect for social order to effectively contain this.
we are fucked.

This kills the PD. Hope all those Eurocrats in Brussels enjoy PM Salvini for the next 50 years, since there’s no way the current government will maintain legitimacy after everything’s over.

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Did she release corona to stop the election?

i.imgur.com/V8QWtfq.mp4

New countermeasures

Freshly baked bread:

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Can anyone confirm that Italy is declaring full lockdown on their whole territory? Just read it on a boomer forum

These filthy chinks
>la-croix.com/Monde/Asie-et-Oceanie/Chine-reecrit-deja-lhistoire-coronavirus-Wuhan-2020-03-09-1201082887
Translate to language of your choice.
>Japanese Virus

It was fun up until a point but we passed it weeks ago

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>posting stale oomers in 2020

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we love you Mario, stay strong

Nice try flu bro
All of you propagandists will get the high treason tribunal

better than nothing
not good enough tho

Presumptive positive in New Orleans. I think someone doesn't know where Alabama is.

>Media here still depict it as a flu affecting >70 year olds, repeatedly stating that washing your hands is sufficient

How can they still say that after whats happened in Italy?

Is there any way we could convince Kim Jong to nuke China?

Your polak is showing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DRACO

>still packed
sure they were. barely anyone is taking this seriously over here and there is still a noticeable emptiness in pubs and restaurants. My mate is a taxi driver and says fares are hard to find.

NOOO YOU CANT BUY THE HECKING MASKERINOS NOOOOO

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>Italy locks down entire country
Even the cafés?

It's just a little coof.

Nothing to worry about.

The number of health care workers ordered to self-quarantine is rising in the U.S.

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Senile old fuck! CANT YOU SEE ITS TIME TO PANIC?! JESUS CHRIST I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, I WONT GO DOWN LIKE ALL THESE CATTLE

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