SPECIAL EDITION BEING BROADCASTED ON ALL ITALIAN NEWS

post caps, links or photos, or gtfo

Nah, actually true

stop kissing each other on the cheeks ffs

Pasta la vista, baby.

repubblica.it/cronaca/2020/03/09/news/coronavirus_situazione_italia-250756249/

My cousin got here yesterday on the last flight , now no one can go in or out from there .
Nope , my dad who lives there just said to me that there are soldiers blocking all exits on his city (Padova)

Rip spaghettios

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porca madonna

theres another thread

Italians infected my country I hope you all rot

These fake news threads should be bannable

>shut down the country in preparations for the new wave of rapefugees
I wish my country had the balls to do this, sadly we're too smol to afford this kind of thing, gib moni plox

t.brainlet
What it means is that people are barred from traveling inside Italy. They don't want people to spread the virus more than they have already.

I hope this virus wipes out
all albanians we have here desu.

It takes about 5 weeks from the first case til shit hits the fan, then...

POST PIZZA SAUCE!!

>brazillian IQ

Look at the fucking catalog, news are coming out right now.

Like this one

They do this for the Flu?

247250756

It's true. It's on all TV channels and conte is still speaking, that's why there are no written sources yet

won't be the last

your government health care can't save you from a bioweapon

It's true, a meatball just flew over my house.

lock it down

youtube.com/watch?v=KsfKWf0v5jQ

Conte is speaking right now, there are still no english sources.

>THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY IS IN QUARANTINE

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IT IMPLY TO BE ENTIRELY IN QUARANTINE!

...

So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

Immigration will help replace the dead.

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Gabagool.
I can't read pasta runes.

WHY CAN'T BOOMERS JUST ACCEPT THAT THEIR TIME HAS FINALLY COME??

Mama Mia!

Who is going to harvest the spaghetti crop?

youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

THEY ARE LINING UP INFECTED PEOPLE IN THE STREET AND SHOOTING THEM HOLY FUCK

Why doesn't the Pope perform a miracle

Just checked Wuhan data, and it was about the same, 5 weeks from the first detected cases to complete lockdown

remember when the world was a peace?

you know,before a RETARDED ORANGE became president

They fucking sweat sauce

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Once all the Dagos and Wops are wiped out. Italy can be claimed. It's quite beautiful too, can't wait to own a villa on the Amalfi coast

my parents just stocked up some cheap italian toilet paper from lidl

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FUCK ITALY

Umm proof pastaniger?

I just hope that everyone dies everywhere , I'll be here on my pc comfy af watching the world burn

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so were the tanks earlier just for those escapees?

BORDERS CLOSED
CORONACHAN CONFIRMED FACIST!
youtube.com/watch?v=yjeLHuexk0E

Whadda amia gonna dooooo

This show how much Italians are sub humans.

Koreans truly are the master race. Burgers are next LMFAO this gonna be good

Public holidays because of corona?

It’s a real o

==B-2 BOMBERS CONFIRMED ON RADAR IN OTHER THREAD TO HAVE JUST LAUNCHED FROM US BASE!!!==

==THEY'RE GOING TO GLASS THE WHOLE COUNTRY BECAUSE THE ITALIAN STRAIN HAS A 85% MORTALITY RATE ACCORDING TO THE LEAKS!!!!==

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Remember when you could use ethnic humor and not have your brand boycotted?

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Shit there goes MotoGP this season.

Be safe Italian bros.

MAMA MIA

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Nothing Can Stop What Is Coming

Pastaniggers on suicide watch

crabs in a bucket

I hope-a you-a stocked up on-a the mushrooms!

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A B2 BOMBER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

You should have risen up when the leftwing faggot took over, now you get tyranny.

I'm British and my English is SO much better than yours.

sorry to hear that Mario.

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Why the fuck dont you link it?

dispensing emergency fettuccine

Chinks did this, but the West fucked up big time by not taking extreme measures back in January. Italy is in utter shit now, this could collapse the country. What with Germany heading down the shitter and Greeks fighting the hordes of orc at the border. The EU is on a cliff edge and mathematically speaking, I can't see how it will get through this intact. It's over Euro bros! Look after your own and hold the line at all cost, culture and future depends now on the return of the strong ethnocentric male from his respective European nation ready and willing to survive plague, economic collapse and their world invasion through blood and toil and finally defeat forever the evil cunt of globalism. Victory at any cost will be achieved. May the universe smile on you brothers. Die hard, Euro bros, die hard!

Holy shit it’s happening

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I literally have 5 campers with gypsies behind my house, they’re partying in the grass and they have chickens.

God I hope the militaries go and shoot them, it’s the golden opportunity to “quarantine” all of them

Kek

Wtf is up with that post reply?

The Vatican has activated protocol 7

MAJOR HAPPENING

The announcement in Italy spells out the restriction of movement of more than 60 million people.

The decree provides for banning all public events, closing cinemas, theatres, gyms, discos and pubs, funerals, weddings and all sport events, including Serie A matches. All schools and universities will remain close until 3 April.

Corona holidays!

Pasta disasta ?

Not fake, it's been confirmed

>THE TANKS ARE JUST A DRILL YOU FUCKING SCHIZO
BTFO

>go and shoot them
based north korean quarantine protocol

I memeber user.

Rrrrrrrrrrrare flag!

we need 10 million gallons of marinara sauce stat

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can't wait until they try this shit in the USA. Niggers will riot.

Say goodbye to our economy

Don't tell us: you're 1/16 italian.

Do people still go to work and can they use public transport? Since if they do all of that is completely pointless

Fuck where am i gonna buy my passata from now

JUST
A
FLU

Nah m8, the B2 is too expensive to fly to blast some infected dagos and pakis. Only 9 were ever made, you probably would only need 3 to effectively castrate any Euro nation; we aint doing shit, globalism is over. I hope our pasta bros sack up and do what needs to be done

bad news.
they just gonna let us all die and save all the police and national guard for the banks and hospitals

>tfw more people dying from panicked shootings over toilet paper than from the virus itself

My Canadian pizza shop needs italian flour sauce and cheese if you guys don't export we'll go out of business!

someone confirm?

FUCK

Guys I had tickets booked for April...I had a job lined up.

Now all my optimism is gone...what the fuck am I going to do. Now im unemployed and have spent over 3k on tickets and insurance for the year...will travel insurance refund my ticket if they have closed the border?

Fuck man I'm pretty sad aye it had to come to this

the apocalypse is looking mighty comfy.

Next crusade when?

>protocol 7
which means what?

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Italians will do anything for a few days off.
Laziness.

I'm like 50% med mutt, so I think that makes me 130% ethnic Italian

Any links to broadcast with English translators?

I hope that you're feeling better Holy Father.

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this is great news

No that was a lie. They were for the quarantine.

>he doesn't know about the protocols

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>don't leave the house Luigi
>unless it's for work

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Guess i wanted to die anyway

They don't wait for the boys to be at least 12 y/o before turning them into cock sleeves anymore.

>sitting comfy on my PC
Till the power runs out

Just make your own, it’s not hard

youtu.be/YAwRa5xQ72k

This is Mussolini’s revenge for your betrayal shitalians

>protocol 7
someone explain

Nope. English and german

Gay

We are so fucked.

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?. Who keeps the lights on and water running, or does a lockdown mean no electricity or water. Just curious. I have an artesian well , but if a whole state gets locked down, and no one can go to work, or have to stay home, do we get a pass on Bill's and shit? Lots of questions about how it all works.

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Sup Francis

Not really

Ooo maybe he accidentally stumbled on an exploit

nice quads

holly shit, nice proxy.

I sneezed twice in a row just now, I never sneeze twice in a row...is this the end?

ʇıuuı pɹıǝʍ ʇıq
ㄣގㄥᄅގᄅㄥㄣᄅ

Shit hes right lads
Back up your memes. We can run them off generators

>Just a flu *cough* bro *cough*

>Who keeps the lights on and water running
The people that always do. Everyone is free to go to work

S

It's headline news worldwide you dumb cunt

The end is nigh, unironically.

>This a joke?
no
i tried to warn people, the current death rate is 5.05% but its going to rise.
Professor said it was closer to MERS and SARS than the flu, how fucking obvious. Chinas government does not overreact for nothing.

The age of the altar boys has been lowered to 7

the proofs, or things will get interesting

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Stay strong spaghettibro.
Most every Italian from Italy I have met in real life has been an awesome person. All the wops we have here in America are absolute shit tier.

I hope you guys come out of this okay.

Rip in pieces pasterions

GODspeed Francisco

NOOOOOO WE’RE FUCKED I SWEAR

PHOOOOOOOOOOOCKEEEEEEEED

>vaccine pops out randomly

Oh

aliums get out

this is a jewish board

you think I'm scared?

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Whites are degenerates. Compare Korea too the sub human pastas. LMFAO lock down the whole country with rates exploding

>It takes about 5 weeks from the first case til shit hits the fan, then...
Unless you have a progressive socialist government, then it never hits the fan, they just let the country die by giving out "advice" that doesn't juristically mean anything.
Meaning criminals, brainlets, lunatics, crackheads, gypsies and smugglers will continue to spread the virus.

chandler welland

OY VEY

Do you fucking work here you subhuman vpn fuck?

Every single Italian thread has this idiot posting in

>Professor said it was closer to MERS and SARS than the flu
It depends on age and health of the person that catches it. In italy the old people still kiss each other on the cheek to say high so.... you can see why it spread so fucking fast.

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Father..! Is that you..?

Tfw I escaped to Nizza/France yesterday night, from Rozzano/Milan

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oh fuck protocol 7

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Ask yourself why we don't have a (((vaccine))) for the common flu

See you in hell pastanigger

fake news you don't shut down the second biggest industrial economy in europe for the flu

So superior yet you can't let the nip rape thing go all these years later.

Shouldn't you be patrolling Dokdo Rock?

Feels good our infection has stabilized. Infected numbers dropping last 5 days. Cause of our big brain government. While pasta land Whitey's running around like monkeys while their infection rate ecploding

Everybody who is not +50 can still go to work.

GCHQanon here. They're panicking because they know it's part one of a two part bioweapon. There will be a new "outbreak" of another mysterious virus at the end of this year or beginning of next, again in China, that will kill everyone who catches the current coronavirus.

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Ugh I gotta add fucking dago papists to my daily prayers now. Fucking hell.

Thats not really a lockdown then. I imagine it will spread like wildfire in office blocks.

purge time go go go
viva il duce

can confirm

the pasta speaks the truth

I'll see about going to Monaco tomorrow just to see if the quarantine is real. But since I'm a resident I have Monegasque plates so they'll likely let me through anyway

>you can’t go to a wedding with family but you can get on a packed bus/train every day and go to a workplace