PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ZODIAC EDITION /ptg/

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>You never fail to disappoint with your predictions. Cite something that's actually peer-reviewed.
read the /cvg/ pastebin. it's full of scientific papers and first-hand reports about what this virus is capable of. show me one peer-reviewed paper that proves even one of our findings wrong.

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>recess appointments incoming

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the pivot will now be:
Trump hates America because he doesn't support the democrat "employment insurance supplement" for businesses (dem mega donors) affected by the ching chong ding dong flu
it's all a scam for a payoff

watch

Looking for any excuse to cut out of work.

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The peers are shills.

>boss likes to brag about breaking the law
why

MAGA

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The plan takes shape, the turtle is defeated.

Go sink yourselves, chankoros.
I'm calling Big T.

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In what way is it irony, you retarded faggot?

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Why don't kids get it?

why was the jesus look so popular in the 70s (tom skerrit, that one guy in mad max, ulysses 31, the beegees, macready)

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>take it home with them
>implying they already think they have it and will infect their home states completely
Anything to keep the panictrain on the rails

HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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B-BUT MUH ECONOMY

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Even Crunchroll is on the TruckKun train

[1] youtube.com/watch?v=kBWEFRUWlpo

>be 2016
>DRUMPF WILL NEVER WIN... HE HAS NO SUPPORTERS... HE'S A BUFOON... NO PATH TO VICTORY

>be 2017
>DRUMPF WILL FAIL SO HARD... HE CAN NEVER UNITE THE PARTY... HIS POLICIES WILL FAIL

>be 2018
>HE GUIZE, I LIKE TRUMP NOW... DONATE TO MY PATREON

>be 2019
>TRUMP HAS BEEN A GREAT POTUS... I SUPPORT HIM IF YOU PLEASE SUPPORT MY PATREON

>be 2020
>YOU GUYS KNOW I'M A DIE-HARD TRUMP SUPPORTER, BUT EVEN I CAN'T SUPPORT DRUMPF ANYMORE... HE SCREWED UP BIG TIME... IT'S OVER

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> What has happened today?
Highlight of the day would be oil prices cratering, carrying the markets with them

> How have threads been?
Mostly unremarkable, some >1pbtid guests but nothing overwhelming

How long did that take you in Photoshop, you faggot?

we will be talking about carona til we are blue in the face

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lol BTFO

>neets avoid infection
>wagies all die of wuhan virus
>the meek inherit the earth

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>Ted sits on twitter and searches "zodiac" looking for his name to come up
lel

G-GUYS IT'S JUST THE FLU

DEMOCRATS

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Shills are putting in overtime trying to pin the virus and the oil war on Trump.
>he owned the stock market rise, so now he must own the fall
>trump crashed oil because of ineffective corona response
>lol so his two best friends russia and saudi arabia fucked him, who say that coming?

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unironically based

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Economy is good
Libshits sold their stocks to buy 5000 rolls of toilet paper to prepare for a fake virus, nobody gives a fuck

Like, isn't it ironic? Like rain on your wedding day. Lol!

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>be me
>sitting in café

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Trump getting infected by “just the flu” would be hilarious.

Epstein’s cellmate wants to spill the beans w/ video
governmentslaves.news/2020/03/09/epsteins-cellmate-wants-to-spill-the-beans-w-video/
youtu.be/aXZKwKzSKYI

>attend a conference of international dual-citizen Israeli-Americans
>catch the Corona
ironic, indeed

None it's a real unedited photo. Your retard boy king is crashing the economy with no survivors

>trump asks for 2B
>reps ask for 4B
>dems say please take 8B
you're absolutely right

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Trump can't even survive walking on a golf green, corona would kill him deader than a motherfucker

>neets avoid infection
>wagies all die of wuhan virus
>now there's no one to support your inept, leech asses
>you run out of tendies and starve to death
>????
>profit.

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>Highlight of the day would be oil prices cratering, carrying the markets with them
SELL SELL SELL
>Mostly unremarkable, some >1pbtid guests but nothing overwhelming
It's incredible how many faggots the cat has dragged in with the various leddit invasions. Thanks for baking and newz m8

It would be helpful to post lots of information about the energy war coming and wrecking things right now, the threads when I peeked in seem to be low information on the matter and it would be really helpful. Otherwise thanks m8 for the newz.

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NO FLU NO FLU

TOTAL EXONERATION

NO CORONA NO FLU

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Keep the hope alive, retard

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What have you done to make white children today?

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the few neets that emerge will adapt. new age for humanity

What did you think of the new OPM chapter, Alberto?

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Trump recovering from it with minimal effort would be even MORE hilarious.

It definitely wouldn't be ironic, you illiterate nigger.
>Trump can't even survive walking on a golf green
This wave of shills is exceptionally low-IQ, and that's saying something.

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Not a real photo.

This.

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>Dry scratchy throat
... mother. fucker.

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>can't even survive walking on a golf green
Jesus Christ preserve us. These shills are fucking low-IQ.

Masturbated

The Thing was made in the 80s, dummy

>Trump was seen shaking hands with a positive corona case

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Nobody seethes like you faggots I’ll give you that

>dont say biden has oldtimers
>but it was fine for us to do it to trump

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>neets will adapt

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It will be even better when he completely recovers from the non-lethal Chinese Manufactured pandemic.

Huzzah.

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>it's a real unedited photo
pic related

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That's not the proper translation of meek. It means something closer to guntuber than NEET

so jobs coming back from china.
more stuff being made in the US.
gas prices down so more internal tourism.
panic selling leads to smart buying after.
yep looks real bad.

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Awoo!

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