GERMANY IS DEAD

IMPEACH SPAHN

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coombrain

Can't be mate they don't allow rape

well it does make me coom

I would like some different treatment for him and the other ministers.

Nah, based turkisch sultan just released some thousand hard working syrians, ready to be put on german soil.

definitely a plus for Mr.kel's oekonomie

Nice

oh shit oh fuck!

we all know what comes next. Don't do it German bros

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based

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We need to sue China.

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It's okay, they can just import more """immigrants"""!

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Last week, when they remembered how cool they used to be so they sat alone in the bar and got shitfaced.

>9.99%

I wonder how much they had to pump into the market to save it from being -10%? You just know they paid dearly for that little decimal point.

Depression, wiemar, then Facism.

Good, this country is a corpse, the only signs of life are the maggots consuming its rotten cadaver. Tear it all down and start again.

Doesn’t this just fuck people with stocks in the butt? How is this gonna change every day life? Prices seem stable rn

Dont worry incoming article about muh german surpluss

Is nobody gonna check these digits?

If you only invest in stocks and nothing else, you deserve to get fucked.

>germany dead

Oh nooooooo. I'm so sad! NEXIT NOW

You don't seem to know what the DAX actually is.

Banks get money from stocks, people put money in bank, if banks cant get money form stocks both banks and people go poor.
Deutsche Bank lost 14 fucking points today

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But Germany has like 2 dead cases what do they have to be afraid of?

How will refugees get their gibs?

>best living standards worldwide and in history
>free education, affordable healthcare, political heterogeneous
>this country is a corpse
Why are children so entitled

Check and kekd

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Keeping it classy

BELOW 10%. ALERT!

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A corpse can stay warm for some time, but it remains a corpse

OH NO NO NO NOT THE GERMANRINOS! NOT THE HECKIN SOUR KRAUTS! WHAT EVER WILL WE DO WITHOUT THE HUNARINOS TRYING TO TAKD OVER EUROPE EVERY DAY?!?

Germany is comparable to Italy in terms of old people, they are going to take the hit very hard.

If it spread too much, germany will be le 60% by the end of the year

Your brain is fried

based anglo

Then explain mr ambiguous
So those dependent on banks are fucked then? Got meself a substainable lil farmlet, I’m good

there should be a law that only people who are professionals in their occupational area can become ministers for special fields.
Like, if you have never led a hospital or aren't a health professional you can't become health minister.

You know what else is warm? Alive stuff

Their economy is export focused, based on globalism and international trade like us. If other countries stop buying shit, they'll suffer too.

DAX is not even 8% down.

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Thanks Angela

#MerkelCrash

>best living standards worldwide and in history

you are a very special kind of retard right?

At least most of our invaders are slavs and roaches, they are uncivilized retards, but at least they arent niggnoggs, like your happy baby makers

Big companies get investment from stocks too, DAX is german biggest industries, even if you are alone you need some industrial goods to live.

based coomer

Its a thread about germany, let me forget France for a short moment

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checked, based ,fpbp the whole package you got there.

Maybe Germany is doing the ole Hjalmar Schacht

"Sure you can have your bonds back"
*pays with inflated currency*
*pushes wheelbarrows around to buy bread*
annnnd we've paid everything off.

this is it i fell for the startup meme trading app called robinhood because /pol told me
now i lost everything and the last reserver i had i bought fucking preps with it and now nothing will happends expect the markets collaps i lost my savings and have a shit ton of food i wont eat
i hate this place so much

Now they can blame everything on Goroner. This was about to happen anyway because this country is finished for. Demographics, birth rates, infrastructure, banking, education, health care system, industry - you name it - everything is going down or is already in shambles. A little wind can blow down this house of cards.

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VOLKSZORN ENGAGE

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>falling for the pyramid scheme that is money
Oh no no no

>GERMANY IS DEAD
good, it's full of niggers and jews anyways. Can't even make a Hitler joke anymore without getting jewed

That looks more brown than your average California school wtf? Where is this?

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>germany will be le 60% by the end of the year
you make it sound like a bad thing

no way that picture is from france, I will write a letter to my local representative, this is too much.

Checked.
To me it is. Normies will have such a severe wake up call I cannot wait!

lmao

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WE GOT SOME SOUR KRAUTS

Migrants are good for the economy and GDP. Looks like Germany needs to take those few million migrants trying to come into Europe. That should fix the economy :^)

Deutsche Bank lost about 40% in 3 weeks.
Is it dare I say.. Happening?

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>believing Yas Forums
Jesus Christ
So you’re expecting a complete collapse?

Nothing Can Stop What Is Coming

the time of denpt is coming.

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The DAX is an indize which shows the liquidity of Germany's most relevant companies, representing about 80% of the market capitalization of all listed stock corporations in your whole fucking country.
Which basically means the economy is fucked to a point of no return.

based

Paris

Where will i find a cute Erika if you diseapear

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Tell me where’s better

I have been warning you fags about this for five years.

Now it happened and I can say with precision, I told you so.

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Germans getting shitted on just like porn hub

time of debt?

based burger mutt patrol

So you’re saying it’s over? From a flu and the Russians and saudis bickering?

Nuking Wuhan?

Not at all, but companies will have to cut jobs to compensate, and when people loose jobs it affect whole society environment.
Also we are only at the start of it, we have less than 10k infected in whole europe.

Beer Hall Putsch 2 when?

Based Greek once again fucking Gurtwig's plans right up

Wtf??? I considered moving there to get away from diversity...Is this meme real????

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No, DB is not a bank for a long long time.

It was already over you fucking fag. Corona was just the pin that burst the over inflated bubble.

DJI should be halved for a real correction.

BRUTAL ANAL FICKEN 1080P

>in YOUR whole fucking country
Fuck off larping proxy scum.
>most relevant companies
The main Dax index is only the 30 biggest companies and to big parts international and foreign own already. The MDax companies as a whole are way for relevant for the stability of Germany.

We're in the middle of a recession, whatever the reason might be. Thousands of companies might become bankrupt, thus resulting in huge numbers of employees losing their jobs and further destabilizing the economy. So yes, it is basically over.

You have to realise most white are old, youth are may be 50% white at best, there is some studies posted about it posted regularly.
If old people die, we are going to accelerate very fast. You will be better in some lost northern american state.

I made 30 PLN shorting that, so it's all good xD

Yea, no wonder they are lying on their virus numbers.

>DAX index
>Deutscher Aktien Index Index

Wuhan infections dropping, South Korea containing it, China didn’t collapse despite its shitty infrastructure. Why should Europe collapse?
>it’s over
And the best thing you do with that opinion is shitpost here?
Okay buddy

We most certainly lied on the death count. Statistically very unlikely that we only have 2 deaths with way over thousand infects. The one German dying in Egypt was the first because I guess Egypt didn't get the memo that we don't count Corona deaths.

It died in 1945.

Screencapped so that in the future when the truth is undeniable we can laugh at the hubris of the 2020 german.

Kys yourself to be desu.

>arguing with these dubz
What the fuck do you think you're doing??

Jesus fuck, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I'll keep wageslaving until my company goes bankrupt, then I might an hero or not. We'll fucking see.

who the fuck cares about dax? its market cap is smaller than amazon's, lmao

THIS IS TRUMPS FAULT TOO