/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1807

Denmark is doomed

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npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/03/09/813725832/coronavirus-israel-will-require-quarantine-for-everyone-entering-country
>Israel is taking the extraordinary step of requiring a 14-day quarantine for anyone entering the country
>Netanyahu said the decision had been a difficult one
>will be in effect for two weeks.
>"Foreign nationals who cannot self-quarantine will be refused entry," "All Israelis returning from abroad must self-quarantine."
>One day before announcing the policy, Netanyahu spoke by phone with Vice President Pence, who is leading the Trump administration's U.S. coronavirus effort.
archive.is/hd7Sz

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IRELAND HAS 3 NEW CASES PLEASE UPDATE OP

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>MP-5 Mask is on its way
Will hopefully be better than my gp5. It works and I have a connector to attach a 40mm nato filters but I want sometingth more modern.

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Started wearing masks inside stores now
Felt weird at first, but that goes away fast.
Feels way better having protection than hoping for the best

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>China burning bodies without testing or registration
ASHES WHERE THE BODIES BURNING

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During the WHO meeting the chick said that 80% will recover. Does that mean that 20% will die or be severely crippled

>going on a plane to Florida in one week

BNO is back with a message from king kike

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237112415382364160?s=20

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Calming Blue Graphics

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Israel knows what's up

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Full face or paper towel with rubber bands?

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Does anybody know what the website is that shows the evolutionary branches of the two different L & S strains? You can click on specific cases and it shows a map with the location geotagged.
Thanks

This is the most boring happening ever. I've wasted too much time here. The nothingburger guys were right, I'm going to filter cvg and all coronavirus related threads

Why are there some drawings of corona chan with a runny nose, I thought this wasn't the flu anons

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>man in his 80s
This is nothing, but it is a sign it might happen soon

What's a good cheap hazmat suit for this? For a short person
>green would be nice

Moving to fl in 3 weeks

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>teacher calls of class because he started feeling sick

What do I do bros? Should I just kms?

don't you dare talk about Dr. john that way.

Happening is cancelled lads
Covid 19 just taking out young people which is what you truly need to scare the normie hoards
Its over

jesus...

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Now that CNN is outwardly calling it a pandemic, I'm not sure what to believe. They want people to panic, Why?

What is everyone's thoughts on making hazmat suits out of trash bags?

Holy shit! Thanks, user.

>big work meeting on Wednesday
>boss is always, ALWAYS ping-ponging back and forth from his second home in Italy
Lads, how do I convince him to Skype this shit? I don't want to break my isolation.

PLEASE ANSWER ME THIS

>WHO says 70% of infected chinese have recovered

So it is a nothin' burger afetr all?

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>boring
Sure kid

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BREAKING: Rep. Matt Gaetz Quarantined

President Trump was on Air Force One with Congressman Gaetz today

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Dead: 2000 / Tue 18 Feb 2020 22:58:56 / Thread 945
Dead: 3000 / Sun 01 Mar 2020 17:37:06 / Thread 1440
Dead: 4000 / Mon 09 Mar 2020 18:36:47 / Thread 1803

It's accelerating

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Norway now at 219

>tfw live in turin
>101 contagions
i-is it happening senpaitachi??? uwu

Cant wait for the pictures of German cites in a month.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Scared people tune in to the news. its all about ratings.

is fray bentos user here?

how's the pie coming along?

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kek, what morons, Italians, what's wrong with you? - queuing up to hug the plague carriers, really?

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It’s a fucking lie it’s what it is

How much longer do you think he has?

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I heard the jews are quarantining everyone entering?

He could be a janitor and he’d still know more than anyone on a Mongolian basket weaving website

corriere.it/cronache/20_marzo_09/coronavirus-l-estensione-tutta-italia-restrizioni-spostamenti-solo-comprovati-motivi-salute-o-lavoro-ddea9980-623d-11ea-9897-5c6f48cf812d.shtml
>The government is ready to extend the measures launched in the night between Saturday and Sunday for Lombardy and for 14 provinces to all of Italy: it will only be possible to "demonstrate proven work needs or situations of necessity" or "health reasons"
Italy might be extending their lockdown to the entire country, not just the north

I see nothing, or is that what I’m supposed to be seeing?

because everything in this world is all about money, user.

the more they scare people the more people will tune in to see what's going on equating to more money.

>bno hasnt updated numbers in hours
>even the johns hopkins health map is behind

what the fuck is going on

nextstrain.org/ncov?c=gt-ORF8_84&r=country

A month

Imagine the cope of this retarded pollak

N95 with glasses
Waiting for filters for the full facer

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Those digits. Wait a couple of weeks and burgers will have president zombie.

So niggers can chimp out again.

Trump has all the money and best healthcare to have the whole body transplanted if needed.

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this probably the biggest happening of your live minus the inevitable war

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That's not how it's done potatonigger.
>Mongolia has 42069 new cases, update the OP
See?

the great comit bank
italion history right there

damn, wrong screenshot, this is from US. kek, amerifats, what is wrong with you?

nextstrain.org/ncov
Look at the spread out of Wuhan.

is it true Yas Forums?

please tell me it is

trump and his whole team is infected?

PANIC GOY IT'Z ALL VEERY VEERY BAD!!!!!!

You're supposed to be seeing a crowd of people

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Imagine destroying your county for a fucking cold

lmao at sh*taly

WTF you talking about.... Been watching live Cams, Its been pretty busy....
>skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/italia/lombardia/milano/milano-stazione.html
Just started slowing down.

pollak?
a man from the land of polls?

At this point it doesn't matter if Trump lives or dies, nor does the election mean shit. This thing is going ballistic in the following months. Actually, Trump's death may be beneficial for not only Americans, but the world at large. It would bring the virus a fuckton of attention and people would start taking it much more seriously. Let's hope that he doesn't die from it. We need it to infect everyone on the planet first.

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Thank you user

The grandmas heard if they do what the children say is right then their families will go visit them more often.

Too long

>Nicola Porro got the virus too.
It's over italian bros

2 week quarantine for any non-citizen

fuck
we'll be there in 3-4 weeks tops

Thanks

23.500 soon

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Not just that, they know it’ll hurt the economy even more and blame it on trump. not that he’s innocent but I bet that’s CNN’s intention

Shill me some containers I should get for all the food I'm buying bros. Something that can still be used if it turns out to be a nothingburger

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5000 deaths on the 14th?

You’ll be alright for now

Calm as a Hindu cow

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I bet all the people screeching about Uighur muslim concentration camps feel pretty stupid now - Chinese have tons of spare lungs available for fixing up Corona-Chan rape victims.

Yo, boludobro, what did you feel when your market hit -15k yesterday?

possibly 200 new in macedonia

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They're gonna be poor value for stockpiling purposes, they're like several quid each

>can't even infect Israel if you get it anymore

usatoday.com/story/travel/cruises/2020/03/09/coronavirus-grand-princess-cruise-ship-disembarkation-process-passengers/4998726002/
>multi-day disembarkation process. Twenty-one people on the ship have tested positive for coronavirus, including 19 crew members (they've mostly or only tested crew so far)
>Guests who "require acute medical treatment and hospitalization" will be first to disembark. The number of passengers who will need to be transported to a hospital is unknown
>chosen for proximity to an airport and a military base
>Personnel covered head to toe in protective gear woke passengers early Monday to check whether they have symptoms
>anyone who was getting off Monday had tags already received a written notice and luggage
>Fences were installed at an 11-acre site at the port, as authorities readied flights and buses to whisk passengers to military bases or their home countries
>The Department of State was working with the home countries of several hundred passengers to arrange their repatriation, including nearly 240 from Canada.
>Princess Cruises will refund the full cruise fare for every Grand Princess guest, in addition to air travel, hotel, ground transportation, pre-paid shore excursions, gratuities and other items, save for jewelry and fine art. Guests will also not be charged for incidental charges accrued during their extra time aboard.
>Another Princess Cruises ship, the Regal Princess, is now docked at Port Everglades in Florida and set to disembark Monday night.
archive.is/4xWtw

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Conte is extending the Lombardy lockdown to all the regions.

Xi didn't last long

Trump will be a carrier and pass it along to all of the world’s leaders

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You can physically feel the pain and anguish every politician's soul is undergoing as the market they were so desperately invested in crashes and burns.
All the betrayals. All the sellouts. All the pandering for third worlders to enrich their precious stocks.
Crashing and burning, all of it.

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THIS

Is that Wall-e's girlfriend?

40 years of healthcare experience
sounds legit to me

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Trump will go down hard, probably dead in two weeks.

Nice

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Dios mio

So technically is it better to get infected now and die in hospital , then to get sick later and die on the street because hospitals are full?

Fair enough fellow negro potato. How does he update it? We do have 3 more cases. Two in Cork and one in whothefuckcares.

nice

true, very good point. this world is fucked and no one cares about the bigger picture

>inb4 you fuck up decontamination and get infected
I don't see much sense in buying such mask, I cannot find unexpired filters.

Better stock up on Costco $90 27 lb. buckets of Mac n' Cheese

we're almost there

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60 godzillion pastabros in lockdown

You mean tomorrow 9:30AM EDT

Trump will (((die))) - dissapeared to a bunker
Pence will assume control and emergency powers and marshall law declared, as was fortold.

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I live in Milan, it's a ghost town. The center is usually packed with thousands of people.

There were literally 50 people in Duomo today this afternoon

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Damn OP, we are over 4000 deaths. Catch up

How infected are the places near the quarantine in italy?

We don't have a representative stock market. There are like 3 or 4 companies in it.

What are the chances of this "virus" being caused by 5G?

So basically, countrywide martial law? Nice

it’s fucking over

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10tv.com/article/dewine-3-confirmed-cases-coronavirus-ohio-2020-mar

Add Ohio to the list lads

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>marshall law

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We hitting the 2-3 weeks yet down here?
It's going to be fucking scary if we go full lockdown old people dropping like flies and chimpouts.
Anyone getting on a plane since January is retarded, they didn't listen.
Someone please coof on RBG.
Corona-chan wiping out the elites will be glorious.

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Mail me a piece I wanna try

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WHY DOES SOUTH KOREA HAVE ONLY 0.7% DEATH RATE? BECAUSE THEY TEST 10K PEOPLE A DAY. THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE REAL NUMBERS. EUROPE DOES NOT TEST MILD CASES SO DEATH PERCENTAGE IS HIGH.

Checking my translation then exporting lads. Scary stuff.

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£1 a pop in Asda 2 weeks ago lad - got myself a few but not too many as you need an oven to cook them

no good if the power goes

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mamma mia grazzi ragazzi

>don't let the coronavirus fool you flu is much worse
i don't even..

FIRST CASE IN NEW ORLEANS!

Thats what they call it in the US, lookitup.
Its martial law everywhere else.

Here u go manlet

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its glorious

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He is Dutch and I'm ashamed for him.
If chaos breaks out here I'll make sure to find him and kill the faggot
I already have a trace on him
Livestream if possible

Bring a vial with infected blood.
Infect yourself after quarantine.

Why don't you go there personally and have a look? Maybe take a selfie while licking a door knob or something?

scenario

trump gets it, dies
biden gets it, dies
bernie gets it, also dies

what now

No one’s answered my idea so I don’t know if it’ll work. Soak the filters in 70% alcohol and air dry in a clean environment

I quite like those when I'm sick, low effort and slightly more filling than soup
Other than that, fucking awful

let us know how it goes

>New York has started using prison labor to make hand sanitizer

What the fuck.

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it's pretty weird all of this happened when 5G did. also it will be around forever

mobile.twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1001255579157979136

>Take a look at the largest #virus bank in Asia! Wuhan Institute of Virology in Central China's Hubei province preserves more than 1,500 different strains of virus.

>2018

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NOOO NOT THE HECKIN HEROINOS

it's Marcel's Law

I wonder how paid shills will feel when this virus claims the lives of millions of people. I mean, they're humans, right? They should feel something, even if it's only anger directed at them.

potresti caricare il raw per noi ? oppure dove trovarlo ?

You need to order the filters from the manufacturers.
I got my p3 filters from the bartels & rieger shop.

checked
I hope Trump nukes China before he dies.

Conte is live right now.

He's announcing the lockdown.

Good luck enforcing that.

The numbers come from here:
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
or here:
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000%
t. Dottore in Ingegneria

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We could send infected letters and packages

>China burning bodies without testing or registration
Dare I say 6 gorillion?

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>not wanting to witness The Happening
You sound new.

It just great the amount of cucks and feminist that are going to die, millions perhaps, this virus seems like a divine purge

Who is this "marshall" dude u mongs keep talking about?

>>colombian government launch app "CoronaApp" to control the virus propagation
yo young woman with a positive test on Covid-19 is living in her home with brother and father they both tested negative on test
>>girl went to christian church a week ago on north of the city (Bogota)
>>they aren't that worry that much because "she was asymptomatic when she came to church to that's a little risk"
>youtube.com/watch?v=73mnNvGs97s
>>colombian media are telling the people "if you get the virus then just live the coronavirus experience"
>>authorities installing hand washing spot on borders

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Imagine all of congress and the senate just beginning to keel over hacking their lungs out.

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IT'S OFFICIALE. ALL ITALY IS A RED ZONE

ALL ITALY IS IN QUARANTINE

Yes, sorry, a retarded colgate.

president pelosi

No I said green
And where my face go?

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Post pic with a size reference

I'm sorry to inform you that actually you're not.

I hope they lose it all for putting the safety of us all over money.

god knows

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more like
>tommorow 20 minutes after opening

zero, do you think old fucking boomers or europoor italians have 5G phones?

South korean sure know how to exploit whites goodwill. They learned from jews

>Thats what they call it in the US, lookitup.
No they don't. Post proof or you're fucking lying.

This. I don't need a translation.

Community spread in LA

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I dont have to. Someone group project partner today just came back from that region.

Seeing those places in Milan empty feels oddly peaceful.

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We WWZ now. Though they’re too late given that there’s around 50 cases in their country.

No not my niggerinos

checked

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IT SMELLS REALLY NICE ACTUALLY

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They will let the virus spread so far that people will start to demand the vaccine for everybody and it will alter the DNA even more.

youtu.be/RpdxTRpHSYQ?t=679

The part starts at 11:19 minutes and is years old.

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imagine being a cinema owner or a bar owner right now

The Milan Cathedral was packed all day too

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Fuck. This is just like Battlestar Galactica. All the relevant politicians die so a female gets to be president.

kywnewsradio.radio.com/articles/news/montgomery-county-and-new-jersey-announce-new-virus-cases
>Pennsylvania Department of Health announced two additional presumptive cases in Montgomery County Sunday afternoon
>Montgomery County issued a declaration of emergency
>Germantown Academy in Fort Washington announced they will close Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday as a precaution
>"I have been coordinating with legislative leaders from both parties, and we have agreed to immediately work toward a package that would provide resources to ensure we are aggressively mitigating the spread"
>preparing for the coronavirus outbreak using updated pandemic plans previously used for Ebola
archive.is/fQYkq

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REMEMBER WHO BROUGHT CORONAVIRUS INTO OUR COUNTRY!

Sanctuary states must be stopped!

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SOURCE pasadenanow.com/main/la-county-reports-first-case-of-community-spread-of-coronavirus/

Is Trump on Corona-chan's side?

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SAUCE
I bet you got it from live coverage

By 20 minutes you mean 2. And by 23.500 you mean 0.

Will think about it, thanks.

Money over safety that is, but you know

the country is smaller then washington state and is testing like fucking crazy chasing people down.

China and SK are both doing the impossible in different ways.

Most other countries cannot do what either is doing/did.

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First case in Louisiana

wwltv.com/mobile/article/news/health/coronavirus/louisiana-confirms-first-case-of-coronavirus/289-41a920b9-a3fe-4454-b681-9ffbb8cd108f

BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE
>BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE
BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE
>BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE
BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE
>BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE
BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE
>BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE
BREAKING: THE WHOLE ITALIAN TERRITORY IS A NOW RED ZONE

YOU CAN'T MOVE IN OR OUT OF YOUR TOWN UNLESS YOU HAVE A SPECIAL WARRANT

GODDAMIT CORONA CHAN! FUCK YOU!

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How is that even going to work??

I am asthmatic and I smoke. I'm 150% dead before the happening hits full force.

Well, kudos to Conte. Italy is taking this threat serious while every other European country still thinks it just as a flu. Hope they will wake up too before it gets too late.

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It's over.

Its showing that we are at 24 on worldometers.

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So are yall scared of corona? I'm pretty fucking spooked I must say

Italy full lockdown

requesting 1583674304290

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Completely unknown four months ago.
Now it's trending topic #1 worldwide.

Corona truly is the Billie Eilish of diseases.

BNO seems to be back

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This shit doesn’t work on white people

I doubt any of us in the west will actually bunker down like the Chinese

It will be a shit show. Good luck boys

Good, fuck new orleans

Anyone else gone from paranoid to mega-paranoid to burnt out back to paranoid to just not giving a fuck? I feel comfy. I'm prepped, I have masks, my family is being smart about it. Nothing I can do now but enjoy it.

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Coworker just phoned me after he left early saying his temp is 100.5 and rising, feels like shit, sounds like shit. I'm not sure but I don't feel 100% either.

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Is the Italian press conference still going? Link?

SAUCE ME UP PAPA

>Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
>Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
>Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
>Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
>Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
>Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.
Italy is on the verge to approve lockdown of entire country to contain coronavirus outbreak.

Are you happy Yas Forums? You had your fucking happening. Now we are all gonna die because of it. I hope you are happy

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What does that mean?

checked

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You can’t see the billions of corona viruses in your photo but they are there

JUST
DO
FUCKING
HÄNDE WASCHEN
YOU DUMB KARTOFFELS!!!!
STOP EXAGGERATING!!
2 IS LITERALLY NOTHING

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Should have invested in coronavirus stocks back when we were at /cvg/ #20

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fuggg checked

Can be a symptom, although it's rare.

no trump is a floomer

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Are there any citizen journalist news out of china? Is the crisis really over or what is the situation on the ground? Any vids, hard info?

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I am. Thanks.

be me young neetboy
>telling my boomer parents to stock up to 3 weeks would be pretty good
>even if nothing happens
>they think I am paranoid
>I in my flat am full prepped with mask
>FUCK why are they so ignorant

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larry summers is a fucking globalist merchant piece of shit. he has been trying to systematically destroy the united states for 30 years. he has been pushing to outlaw cash and force the goyim into digital currency for years. fuck that piece of shit.

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Is this the definition of packed? We're talking about a city with 1.5 million inhabitants.

Literally everything is closed dude I live here

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and since they announced it ahead of time, more infected idiots will leave by train and plane.

China isn't doing jack shit besides putting out propaganda videos to save face, user. If you think any of those quarantines last more than a meager bribe to some corrupt nobody tasked with guarding a gate I don't know what to tell you.
Reminder that several cities China claims have no cases are filled with dead chinks in the hospital.

I'll be enjoying death if it hits Brazil hard. I wanted to do great stuff in this life, but guess it won't be this time. Hopefully next incarnation will be great

It’s true if you're a retard or a 7 year old

Nice bush, who's this?

FUCK OFF GOYIM WE ARE CLOSED

I'm very happy thanks for asking.

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How did Argentina fuck up so badly, great natural resources, many euro-bloods, curious

cope

HE'S SPEAKING RIGHT NOW ON TV

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"Recover" means "still alive" even tho their lungs are destroyed

It means that no more pasta for you or anyone. Ever.

literally all our medical supplies and medicine comes from China
without them we would become a cesspool of disease not seen since the dark ages

>official numbers
>i repeat OFFICIAL NUMBERS

those numbers are just the tip of the iceberg.

what is it writing?

agreed i been wearing mask in whole foods today, get a few looks, whatever bitches enjoy oblivion

raiplay.it/dirette/rai1

what will happen when people realize that he is full of shit and has no plan

>tfw spent 250€ on groceries today
I was already ready, but now I'm readier

what's he sayin?

>Is Trump on Corona-chan's side?
>no trump is a floomer
Assuming they're mutually exclusive.

Then OP is a fucking faggot as per usual.

Realistically it’ll be another massive drop around 1k points so the market should open well below 23,500

Get some better shots you fucking idiot. This is a once in a lifetime photography opportunity. Your photos look like they were taken by Mr Bean.

>As someone whom is handling this crisis.
I have no fucking idea what I am doing, we are fucked

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Remember

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India too.

There's a lag time with deaths, user.

3-6 weeks. They just got a whole heap accurately tested at the same time due to the church.

I want to hugging and kissing a cute China girl

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we PUNTO tl/t-PqMI57v9Mh
Se quel porcodio di catbox funzionasse magari

China has maintained an iron grip on the information flow since the first 2 weeks or so. Everything you're getting out of there since then is pure propaganda, including the videos of people and trucks spraying shit around, which is something they did regularly regardless of corona and is just plain old rat poison which they're now trying to convince the rest of the world is some sort of anti-viral measure.

What will people do when G*rms wake up and realize that "2" refers to the amount of people they couldn't pin on something else?

LIVE STREAM ITALIAN PM

facebook.com
/GiuseppeConte64/videos/200926397811043/UzpfSTk0ODE2NTcxODU4NDc0MjoyNzY5MzQwMDk5ODAwNjE5/

Coles, one of the largest supermarkets in Australia is now rationing customers to a single packet of toilet paper.

Bring on the food riots cunts!

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During the plague, some eye witnesses say you could see the plague coming into town.
In a way, I know the feeling, you can tell after the first case hits that its getting everywhere, spreading
How long do we have till its over bros?

>Italy might be extending their lockdown to the entire country, not just the north
Thank the mongs who broke quarantine by taking a fucking train for that.

As someone who voted for Trump and planned on voting for him again this is going to backfire on him so fucking hard. I have no fucking clue why he's backing himself into a corner like this. Unless he plans on pulling some suppressed technology out of his ass.

virgin floomer vs chad coofer meme when?

ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

>ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

>ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

>ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

>ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

>ITALY UNDER LOCKDOWN

NO TOGETHER IN PUBLIC

WE ARE FUCKED

WE WONT SURVIVE 1 WEEK

What's your best or most serious TV channel now or in general/always? As a kid I used to watch Mediaset channels, but those are a meme, right? Or not?

Get fucked.

>hold mardi gras
I knew it, good job corona-chan!

i'm sad and sorry pastabro

CPAC ended March 1 (Feb 28- March 1). Two weeks from March 1 is March 15. March 15 is also known as the Ides of March. Julius Caesar was assassinated on the Ides of March.

And we are only just getting started
Can't wait for our turn

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Theoretically, what do you think would happen in the election if all three got the virus and died?

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Why announce it before? Typical dumbfuck Italians

My country is going nuts. Panic buying in all the stores. Every store is like this now. People posting lots of photos on social media. Crazy.

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No

I just wanted to warn people what was coming and everyone to close their borders back in late January. NO ONE LISTENED.

they are playing with fire

real talk, tell em the prices are likely to go up in the next few days and show em pics of todays market crash. they wont deal with panic, maybe they'll understand if money is affected

Oh, so u be saying we should be writing
"Lester" instead of "Leicester"?
"Woostersher" instead of "Worcestershire"?

The people who keep writing "marshall" instead of "martial" are morons. There was a "Marshall plan" after WWII, but this is irrelevant and has nothing to do with martial law.

All of Italy on lockdown now, not just the red zone.

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India has already cancelled a lot of exports.

A person Trump's age has 0% chance of surviving a lung transplant surgery, idiot. doesn't matter how much money he has

I guess I'm not having fidelini for a while.

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Opposite.

Virgin cough cough

Chad IT'S JUST A FLU even when sick

>Ciao is homophone to the austrian slang for "goodbye"

GOODBYE ITALY
youtube.com/watch?v=4CI3lhyNKfo

maybe for the best... maybe you’ll appreciate euro tech again

Its literally a nothing burger
Dead Italians dont matter . Nobody cares

FUCKING ROASTIES

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With all the spells and imagery floating around, I am getting aroused by the thought of getting coronavirus. I am so right-wing, I went full circle and got horny at the thought of being pozzed

isn't this way off now though?
we way more deaths than threads now

JEB.jpg

AAAAAA

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dinner is served

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martial law

What's up with BNO. No updates for 8 hours and now only a video with superkike. Fishy.

my boomer parents are like children, always were
> be me, try to convince them to prepare
> please do not disturb us, we don't like bad thoughts, it can't be this bad

seriously, I've always felt like boomers are a failed generation which never grew up, but I'm also always surprised when it turns out to be true

nothing
all pozzed

chaos

Freshly baked bread:

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military junta.

I don't give a fuck at this point, I don't care if millions die, I take all measures to avoid being infected, I have everything I need, I just hope that all the normies and shills who have led us to this situation die

Government would begin to collapse

Were there any followup studies on the testicular damage aftereffects? If I become sterile I think I might actually do myself in.

We are in the same boat here in The Netherlands...
Dumb fuck politicians.
Instead of taking leadership and presenting the people with a concrete plan so they can adapt....
Nooo nothingburger.jpeg
Panic will be huge because it will come as a shock to the masses.
> Ohh this is not the flu??
> It's dangerous? People dying? Why didn't you say so government???
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Same

the us government silenced them to not spook the markets

boob

>Nuke China for blessing us

How come every single chink shill that posts here doesn't understand that you don't put a period after a space when you end a sentence?

yep

>full name including junior
>nickname + surname
>mr. surname
I want to murder whoever wrote that sentence.

I for one am extremely sad and feel your pain
all the sociopaths on here will be singing a very different tune in a few weeks

Much appreciated!

I heard that Brazilians reincarnate as full-blown niggers.
Sorry user.

>4004 / 1808 = 2.2146
happening

that's one big overcooked pastel de nata, user

get that beer off the fucking couch user.
what are you gonna do if it spills?

tell that to RBG. She had lung cancer which led to a lobectomy followed by pneumonia complications. Im pretty sure our leaders have access to medical technology that is light years beyond us goyim

AAAAA:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:AAAAAAAAAAAAA:AAAAAAAAAAAAA:AAAA

I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEE

I WANT TO HIDE AT HOME BUT EVERYONE IS LAUGHTING AT ME

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

ANONYMOUS STRIKE WHENNNNNN

Prez Gabbard

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Checked.

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Not bad, you can easily split that into two servings during hard times

That looks like diarrhea in a bowl, served with a warm, frothy glass of piss.