I HAVE CORONA I'M FUCKED. ALL BECAUSE I KISSED A GIRL ON THE FUCKING CHEEK.
AAAAA THE TEST RESULT CAME BACK AND ITS POSITIVE
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proof or fuck off
That's what you get for being a whore
I’m sorry to hear the AIDS results came back positive user
RIP OP
at least you wont die kissless
Don't even reply to slide threads if you're not gonna sage.
What's up with all these "I have corona threads", lol
It's God's punishment for carnal sin, materialistic greed, and hostility toward your fellow man.
lies
The other one was mine as well. I only just got the results back.
3 threads from you cocksucker in the catalogue. kys spamming cunt
>not even her ass cheek
you deserve it
My condolences to you and your mother user
Haven't seen her since friday. They don't have it.
>tfw just sneezed
fucking dutch FAGGOT you spread it to me through Yas Forums
I hope you're happy now nigger
Post pics or gtfo
Unless you're a boomer corona is a nothing burger
>3dpd
It is your own damn fault.
Yellow fever beta status confirmed.
Nep en Homosexueel
test
Was the 26 year old Iranian nurse a boomer?
some women have shit tier immune system
you should kiss into ass. you would only contract herpes and nothing more.
He cool.
*kiss her's ass
You get what you fucking deserve you normie
VIRGIN NEET MASTER RACE
Be sure to spread it
not doing me proud here senpai.
thats what you get for being a roach! God hates you
post pic or gtfo
May as well go get your money's worth know I'm saying?
I just got a call back from my doctoe saying that the test came out positive and he gave me instructions on what to do.
Cool you can name one. GG I guess the nothing burger killed us all
N E P E N H O M O S E X U E E L
Go to Amsterdam and infect the shitskins
What was that?
Already live in Amsterdam kek
This is what you get for interacting with 3d women.
might as well rape that same girl now, you have nothing left to lose
Go cough on this () subhuman invader. Go buy 10 minutes from a couple of whores in the RLD too. Fuck that city.
DAY OF THE GARGLE AND RINSE SOON
Fucking do it op! All you have to do is fuck all the whores there and shit's solid.
Don't worry, Trump has Coronavirus too. He shook hands with a guy who shook hands with a guy who had it. We're all going to get Corona one day, and we're just going to have to accept it.
You are as good as dead, weedman.
You need to spreed it before dying, Corona-sama will be pleased!
Wish I had it so I didn’t have to work for two weeks
relax if you are not a boomer or a woman you have nothing to worry about
FAKE AND GAY
Kek
Isn't funny anymore when it's happening to you right user? This should be a lesson to all of you why wishes that the situation escalates only to have what to discuss here
Hey Styx
Cuckpaste
godverdomme user
Should've stayed a kissles virgin instead. Faggot.
I'm not gonna rape her, but she is gonna stay with me for at least a day so I will try to make a move.
Knowing this country university is gonna fuck me over and I'll have to drop out.
I won't die, but that doesn't mean I'm not worried.
>I KISSED A GIRL
>AND I LIKED IT
>CAUGHT HER CORNA VIRUS
buy newports and lick filters then leave them unsmoked on top of cigertte trays so niggers take them. then go cough on shoes
>I HAVE CORONA
Where's the proof, faggot?
Based chinkettes infecting rice burners with corona
you have been granted special power by corona-sama, put it to good use
that what you get for kissing girls, faggot
you can't even get tested. I tried.
at least before dying you can spit in a synagogue to fuck (((them)))
Too scared to say it to me personally, are ya
I demand to know race and looks of this girl for obvious reasons because I kiss and do much more with various girls/women all days I choose to work. Yeah im gigolo.
Really important to me please share.
Okay, now go outside and cough on every Mahmoud and Abdul that you see. Please!
AH HA HAAA
SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG!
INCELS WIN AGAIN!
The girl already had it and even then I had to fake a cough to get the test.
She's Moroccan.
No, most of my fathers customers are Mahmouds and Abduls.
The Siamese Sneeze
The Shanghai Sniffle
go to mosque, Allah will heal you
Based BLEACHER
At least you didn't get it on your dick did you.
That was in jest. Get well soon Dutch user. Don’t spread it any further!
Thanks dude.
So it is wild spreading north africa already.
Who is she?
It's Yas Forums. Most aren't joking when they say that.
I’ll only tell you when you prove to me you’re white
>She's Moroccan.
die nigger lover
I'm Turkish.
user, good news, this coming sabbath you're going to be visiting babby's first synagogue.
checked but post redacted test results you faggot. they had to have given you some kind of document.
I'm dissapointed in you user.
Your risk is minimal, basically for people below 40 it’s often less than the flu.
And no it’s not air born Aids or Ebola.
Have the most important study published medrxiv.org
Ever notice the wicked witch has a jew-nose?
>The cheek
Oh nonononoHAHAHAHAHAH
can you believe this is a moroccan
Mooi, geniet van je corona.
I don't think anyone will give me anything. When they came to test me today they put on hazmat suits.
How are you feeling, big guy?
Is the virus that bad as the media is hyping it up to be?
as soon as you see that profile
KISS THE MOOR
GET THE COOF