/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1805 - Texas Edition

► Detected: 114,029 ► Died: 4,003

>NEWS
25% of Italy's population quarantined
archive.is/m1iIz

US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
archive.is/uIONI

New York declares state of emergency
archive.is/nBfIz

CDC approvals delay testing in New York
archive.is/6eKMi

>RESEARCH
25 year old nurse dies in Iran
archive.is/5bWiM

"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
archive.is/Fg3tL

Survives up to 9 days on different materials
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

>REMINDER
China faces shortage of testing kits
archive.is/B9czu

Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
archive.is/QzYnn

Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
archive.is/nEuSG

Infection could reach 60% of world population
archive.is/Xcxwm

China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

>LATEST CASES
12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden.
12:08: 68 new cases in Spain.
12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States.
12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam.
11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.
11:20: 42 new cases in Switzerland.
11:18: 1 new case in Poland.

>MORE
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rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Fallzahlen.html
youtube.com/watch?v=UAHhhweamIU
crunchyroll.com/es/anime-news/2020/03/09-1/rezero-season-2-has-been-delayed-due-to-the-ongoing-coronavirus-crisis-to-july-2020
youtube.com/watch?v=5CRxyHU9Oxo
time.com/5798168/coronavirus-mortality-rate/
youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk
gulfnews.com/world/asia/india/covid-19-kerala-girl-from-wuhan-recounts-how-she-survived-coronavirus-1.70256915
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Third member of Congress to self-quarantine (along with Sen Cruz and Rep Gosar)

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 08.03.

>136 NEW INFECTIONS:
>1176 TOTAL INFECTIONS
>2 NEW DEATHS:
>2 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 09.03. 18:30 GMT
source: worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>RKI reports:
+237 = 1139 cases
updated: 09.03. 14:00 GMT
cases between 2 and 99 years old, median 42 years
updated: 06.03.
sex is known in 148 cases: 57% men
updated: 03.03.

>German Virologists: Possible Corona-wave during next fall. Corona might visit us every year. Majority of population will get infected.

>09.03.
Federal healthminister: Citizens should travel less, work from home and call the doctor, if sick.
RKI-President: Germany will see fatalities. Clinics and doctors offices have to have finished preparation now.
DAX falls by up to 8,04%
Rheinland-Pfalz: First Uni, Otto Beisheim School of Management, closed, 1 Student infected
Köln: Lüttich-barracks closed, 1 infection, 100 contacts in home-quarantine
Healthminister of Baden-Württemberg: gatherings of 1000+ should be canceled
Federal economyminister: Government will help companies hit by epidemic.
Better conditions for short-term-employment.
NRW: Football games now without visitors
Brandenburg: Neustadt to isolate 5000 in home-quarantine
Federal institution for medication: No shortages of medication until fall.
Doctors Offices: "Krankenschein" for up to 7 days for respiratory infection, via phone.
Bayern: Gatherings of 1000+ banned.
Federal minister of interior Horst Seehofer in home-quarantine, contact to infected at EU-meeting.
source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

>PREVIOUS REPORT ON GERMANY:
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>INFORMATION ON ADE, 2 SARS-CoV-2 STRAINS AND REINFECTION:
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>MAP OF INFECTIONS IN GERMANY:
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>NUMBERS FROM RKI:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Fallzahlen.html

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>FIRST PATIENT AT RISK OF DEATH (06.03.)
Corona-patient in intensive care in Münster had previously been administered immuno-supressants for organ transplant.

>GERMAN TOURIST DIED IN EGYPT (08.03.)
man, 60, firefighter from Hamburg, "german citizen", entered Egypt on 01.03., hospitalized and tested on 06.03., lung failure on 07.03., dies on 08.03.
source: Zeit, others

>2 DEAD (09.03.)
woman, 89, 03.03.: accute diarhea, low bloodpressure, tested, ICU, 09.03.: lung failure
man, 78, diabetis, heart condition, 09.03.: heart failure

>PRESS CONFERENCE FROM EPICENTER HEINSBERG (09.03.)
infected: 323
hospitalized: 15, most are old and/or have comorbidities, no children or teenagers
ICU: 5
case 18: man, 47, comorbidity, lung failure, still critical
case 19: woman, 46, seems to get better

>NRW LOCKDOWN?
NRW and Lombardy are somewhat comparable, but Lombardy had the virus 1 or 2 weeks longer. It spread there undetected for quite some time.
Detection in NRW was late as well, but not as late as in Lombardy and the case numbers are quite different.
There will probably not be a NRW lockdown for 1 to 2 weeks.

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Here’s him meeting with Trump last week after CPAC in Georgia

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its over lads

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Thoughts on this guy?

youtube.com/watch?v=UAHhhweamIU

Yawn
more /cvg/ than deaths

Another dead burger

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +44 (+23) Italy +1,797 (+97) S. Korea +165 (+3) Iran +595 (+43) France +203 (+11) Germany +136 (+2) Spain +428 (+11) Japan +28 (+2) UK +43 (+2) Netherlands +56 (+1) Canada +11 (+1) Iraq +6 (+1) S. Marino +14 (+1) USA +83 Switzerland +42 Sweden +57 Belgium +39 Norway +33 Singapore +10 Austria +27 Malaysia +18 Bahrain +24 Australia +10 Denmark +55 Greece +11 Kuwait +1 Iceland +2 UAE +14 India +7 Israel +2 Lebanon +9 Czechia +4 Portugal +5 Finland +8 Vietnam +1 Palestine +6 Philippines +14 Slovenia +7 Russia +3 Indonesia +13 Oman +2 Qatar +3 Poland +6 Ecuador +1 Georgia +2 S. Arabia +4 Croatia +1 Hungary +2 Peru +2 Pakistan +1 Slovakia +3 S. Africa +4 Latvia +3 Tunisia +3 Macedonia +1 Bosnia +1 Colombia +2 Nigeria +1 Cyprus +2 Serbia +1 Brunei +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Total +4,078 (+198)

lets hope trump started sucking his thumbs after that handshake.

Wait fuck CPAC was in GA?

Post one, get one free

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>mfw the number of infected pastacunts is accelerating

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Yes, everyone is lying.
All the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

crunchyroll.com/es/anime-news/2020/03/09-1/rezero-season-2-has-been-delayed-due-to-the-ongoing-coronavirus-crisis-to-july-2020
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grand Princess

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HAHAHA WHAT A PYGMY LITTLE VIRUS ALL THESE MONTHS AND ONLY 5K DEAD, 95% OF TGEM BEING ANCIENT BOOMERS WITH A FOOT IN THE GRAVE ALREADY. TOTALLY A WORLD ENDING DIVINE PLAGUE BRO TRUST ME I SWEAR EVERYBODYS GONNA DIE. KEK EVEN SARS AND EBOLA WERE FAR MORE SEVERE AT THIS POINT TGAN THIS PYGMY LITTLE SHIT. SCHIZOS AND AUTISTS ETERNALLY BTFO

>hospitalized for several weeks

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Remember to thank the Corona-chan sanctuaries for spreading the pandemic!

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It was after CPAC

I hope DNC meetings will go as planned and every OLD FUCK in the democratic party will not be infected)

don't forget about AIPAC getting blessed as well

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I'm never going to get to see how Girls und Panzer ends, am I?

>Seriously bros, our economy is getting so fucked rn it's not even funny, it's almost entirely evolved around oil
Snowniggers confirmed

Yeah I laughed in the beginning, but then I remembered that I actually get paid in NOK.

What you eat defines your GI flora and it modulates your immune response.

Pasta eating countries are getting coronaed while beans eating countries are saved.

Good bless rice'n'beans

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it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

>mfw I realize that God gave CPAC the wuflu just to kill lady MAGA

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THE ANIMES, CORONACHAN HOW COULD YOU

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>Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.
Now you're learning, but also probably too late so enjoy your sarcasm as you die.

Cough. Itchy throat. Chest feels tight. Can feel a fever coming on.

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Almost all actual medical forecasts suggest millions dead worldwide lmao

>God bless rice'n'beans
and /deenz/

Know a few medfags. They divide people into sheep and goats on sight generally. Trump firmly in the not going to make it cat.

Three cases in Ohio announced. They haven't said where yet though.

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Another 3 cases here in Ireland. We have a good few more in the back log. We could become another Italy.

stop talking like a fucking lobsterback you swine

most people here aren't recognizing that this virus is pretty mild and is going to have little impact on the developed world.

It is your last semester.

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I got nasty farts, does it mean I have Corona?

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We are all dead men walking friend

how is it even fucking possible people still think this is no big deal
i dont fucking get it

ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO SPEAK
>ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO SPEAK
ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO SPEAK
>ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO SPEAK
ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO SPEAK
>ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO SPEAK
PROBABLY GOING TO DECLARE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY A RED ZONE
>PROBABLY GOING TO DECLARE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY A RED ZONE
PROBABLY GOING TO DECLARE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY A RED ZONE
>PROBABLY GOING TO DECLARE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY A RED ZONE
PROBABLY GOING TO DECLARE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY A RED ZONE
>PROBABLY GOING TO DECLARE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY A RED ZONE

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God I gotta COOM

Is that a BBW Corona?

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>2 german deaths
Finally. Was getting sick of you cucks bragging about your viral immunity

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YEAH DUDE ITS TOTALLY THE CORONA VIRUS THATS INFECTED 0.001% OF THE WORLD AND ABSOLUTELY NOT THE COMMON COLD OR VIRAL FEVER THATS FAR MORE PREVALENT LOL. IMAGINE BEING THIS MUCH OF A PARANOID SCHIZO

>extremely restrictive conditions to get tested for the virus, the common man would just get told to fuck off even if he showed some symptoms
>member of the french government found positive despite showing no symptoms yet
I bet the fuckers are getting tested 4 times a day

all this while nihon has like gajillion people with unreported infection

Well I used to be a nothingburgerfag then a justaflufag.
But now that I've been infected and recovered I can truthfully say it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

nobody cares about iowa.

>ITALIAN PM ABOUT TO SPEAK
any links with a translator please?

Coronavirus is very antisemitic

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Had pasta and beans today will i be okay

seems more down to earth than this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=5CRxyHU9Oxo

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i only want your lungs, kidneys, testies and brain user

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Jel mogu ja nazad u RH iz NWR bez da sam u karanteni

Breaking News if true.

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NEED THE PIC OF THE GUY SHOPPING WITH MASK GUYS

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every day is like a holiday of fear
when i sleep i dream of death
please do not place this crown upon my head
my grave will smell as bleach

F. I coomed last night myself.

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They’re afraid and in denial

South Korea has the most extensive free testing for covid19. 1100 per million tested.
Lethality preliminary numbers at 0.6%
Required hospitalizations at 10% of known infected.
time.com/5798168/coronavirus-mortality-rate/
>"The mortality rate in South Korea, where more than 1,100 tests have been administered per million residents, comes out to just 0.6%, for example. In the U.S., where only seven tests have been administered per million residents, the mortality rate is above 5%."
Both rates expected to decrease as total infected becomes more clear.
Prediction from virologists in US and Canada are 0.1-0.6% lethality.
Nothingburger confirmed. Now is the time to buy anons.
Pic related is every poster and shill in cvg.

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what sort of punishment should china face for this?

My sister is having a baby shower in california in mid april

Gotta link?

it's not a big deal if you get infected, literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

keep us posted pastabro

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>0.001% of the world infected after all these months
>95% of the dead are ancient boomers with prior health issues
>the recovered rates far exceed the mortality rates
Doesn't sound like the world ending divine plague you seem to think it is schizo. Take your damn meds.

wow does it really suck that bad in vietkong land?

Anyone know how many people on the Grand Princess have been tested? How many positive results? Last I heard they tested like 40-50 and got back 20-25 positive results?

Anyone got US test totals?

Anyone got Italy test totals?

All she'll get from me are the testies. I need everything else.

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Shit and overdone meme format, get some actual OC

I AM THE GREAT CORONAHOLIO NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE

would you be willing to trade archives?
I'm just about done purging duplicates from my folder and I see some juicy ones in yous that i've not collected.
will post a link to an imgur gallery in a bit if you will.

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Sweet. I thought I saw another one (B&W, eating) too. This is hot though.

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people and especially stock markets are fucking retarded

shoo-shoo, chink nigger
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Corona causes interstitial pneumonia, colloquially known as walking pneumonia

French journalists are absolutely panicking since the news about one minister getting corona'd came in lmao

And now you're justafag

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily!

ITALY IS SHUT DOWN. LITERALLY GONE. ITALY IS NO LONGER A COUNTRY.

I find nothing about this. So probably it's just fake.

When I posted my stash last month, a few of you were interested in my canned pies.
Well, tonight, I'm going to be having one that was in my cupboard.
Say hello to the Fray Bentos Steak and Ale Deep Fill Pie.

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Africa is too blue

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prefered it when she had a big pene

Is this real? Coronavirus only seems to kill elderly people. Why do we even care?

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>dow down 2000 points
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little correction won't cause a recession

How much do they pay your for reposting the same stupid shit in every thread?

I prefer 1 for 1 trades myself

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Damn they made liqueur I like

>still no cases in Ansbach
Boy is this going to change soon

Yes, everyone is lying.
All the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus

>But now that I've been infected and recovered
Prove it.

youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk
Being white wins.

RARE
A
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I have actual OC but only like 4 coomer memes.

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>he doesn’t have any of the mid January images
New fav confirmed

no you are just a jew

>all life on Earth
It doesn't sound that bad

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early inheritance, motherfuckers

Clean your floor ya filthy fuck

Doesn't matter where. Finished my prep yesterday, and I'm indoors until the end of MAY (can go till July1 or possibly even longer if necessary).

You won't get me, Corona Chan!

20 year Indian girl who got the virus in Wuhan and recovered. Interview for the interested.
gulfnews.com/world/asia/india/covid-19-kerala-girl-from-wuhan-recounts-how-she-survived-coronavirus-1.70256915

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Idk bro, they are talking about this on Stasera Italia

Alright guys give it to me straight. Is this over or are we still at risk for this spreading. I've been busy as an Instagram influencer so I just found out about this corona virus thing.

the whole thing is a cirkus. Nothing will happen.

Lads I'm transcribing a desperate audio from a doctor in Lombardy. It's very important for you to hear this if you're a skeptic and please help me out and spread it internationally. This thing is going to be a nightmare. Godspeed.

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Maybe I'll finally be able to buy a house

our plan is unbeatable, germany is saved

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Hope she dies

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

>this faggot little correction won't cause a recession
what GDP number do you think the next two quarters will have (incl current)?

Been 8 hours since BNO’s last tweet, they okay?

What % protein is that thing?

are people in romania getting tested? 15 doesn't seem bad

I didn't know people actually bought this shit

see you all in 30 minutes

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Don't let this be you user!

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Think the housing market won't be spared from crashing?

Don’t forget to blacken countries as they depopulate

Thanks, Spanish bros, need info.

Make a new thread about it user

Are you nuts posting that graph on here? Don't you know that shattering the pitiful delusions of the quintessential hapooner will cause him to an hero? Do you want these people to die?

meh its just a flu i guess

Nah, most people here aren't recognizing that this virus is pretty mild and is going to have little impact on the developed world

I call bullshit.

Show us the paperwork the doctors gave you when you were diagnosed. I fucking dare you.

> 5% mortality in Italy
> lol, is jussafru, gweilo
go suck Xi's micropenis

习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

Friendly reminder to get a crowbar.

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Looks pretty tasty for a cheap canned product.

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Apologise for what your fear mongering and fake news have done to the stocks, Yas Forums

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(You)

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Remember all the shills?

Brah Eastern Europe is totally safe!

> Czechia 36 Slovenia 23 Poland 17 Romania 15 Croatia Hungary 9 Slovakia 8

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take vitamin D bros. 25 brappers a day. Significantly reduces respiratory infections compared to vit d deficiency. Thanks.

I just took a job in Iraq as a "Security Contractor". What are the odds I'll get to shoot infected Iraqis when they storm our compound in one last attempt at Jihad? I hope it's high.

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They bugged out it’s all over they innawoods

pls report him as a bot or for spam

IT'S IN MY HOMETOWN (Umeå, +5) NOW
SWEDIS CHIEF OF EPIDEMIOLOGY TRAVELS TO SOMALIA SUCK BBC INSTEAD

THE END IS HERE

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Get back to your fucking containment thread on /k/.

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Post link please pastabro

Thank fucking god. Humanity should just die and perish

Fuck you faggot go cook me some bat soup with wonton egg fu while I fuck your whore mother.

it's not a big deal if you get infected, literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

>people are still replying to this slovenian troll who has been copy pasting this for 3 days straight now

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>could
willing to bet our hospitals are just as bad if not worse than theirs. we've plenty of old folks and homeless too.

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