PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO REFUNDS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>HUDSec SleepyBen on SunMornFutures 3/8/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139466126001
>HUDSec SleepyBen on ThisWeekABC 3/8/20
youtu.be/lTfrYGLbWoM
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FoxNewsSun 3/8/20
youtu.be/xvW17dSuX5Q
>NIAIDDir Fauci on 60Minutes 3/8/20
youtu.be/EyAQQAu5qug (Outbreak)
youtu.be/DpO04Uic3YQ (Summer)
youtu.be/OYit9V11hCI (Vaccine)
youtu.be/PRa6t_e7dgI (Face Mask)
>NIAIDDir Fauci on MtP 3/8/20
youtu.be/KvhvZS1rUCQ
>SG Adams on FtN 3/8/20
youtu.be/G9jiqAMLB-E
>SG Adams on (((FakeNews))) 3/8/20
youtu.be/9nYHBlwgU9A
>Trump2020SrLegalAdviser Ellis on FoxNews 3/8/20
youtu.be/A3Hmxkdavck
>Pres Trump dinner w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/7/20
youtu.be/6gjqOCChlPQ (Intros)
youtu.be/38gY63Ekjkk (Comments)
youtu.be/xC0Vyy9FmFo (Dinner)
youtu.be/m-sWAnHnNz4 (Compilation)
>Pres Trump welcomes huehue Pres Bolsonaro to Mar-a-Lago 3/7/20
c-span.org/video/?470156-1/
youtu.be/XbxYC9KgB-g (Comments)
youtu.be/9JQZAdqvkz0 (Q&A)
youtu.be/6MoHF2v6M94 (Q&A)
>VP Pence Interview w/Judge Jeanine 3/7/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139388126001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6139385640001 (pt2)
>VP Pence News Conf on Corona-chan in FL 3/7/20
youtu.be/kVxNFHY8nOQ
>VP Pence meets w/Cruise Line Execs &Port Dirs @Port Everglades 3/7/20
youtu.be/74LZ6AD6Uqo
>Corey Lewandowski on WattersWorld 3/7/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139384389001

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Chinks trying acupuncture to treat Coronacha now. Does it work? (webm related)

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NO REFUNDS GOY VOTE FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT

MAGA

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This is AWOOVEMENT!

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it has its place for certain ailments...but, then again, so do antivirals...

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heh, awoo, amirite?

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>THIS IS ALL TRUMP'S FAULT!
>WTF, IMPEACH AGAIN!

twitter.com/search?q=#TrumpCrash&src=trend_click

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> How bad will the market be tommorow? About the same?
I doubt but just keep an eye on Japan and China closing, that happens before US opens. ALl markets are in lockstep these days

> Why the fuck isn't OPEC working this out?
Because Russia, Saudis, Iran and Turkey are in a multiparty proxy war without the US taking any side in that particular case meaning it is uncharted waters

> I don’t get why EU and Brussels are such jews when it comes to petrol; you guys have such short distances to cover, relatively speaking.
Marxism. Easy to convince people taxing gas at 50% is "for their own good" if you pretend using gas will doom mankind with climate change

>setting up the next meeting with the girl
Bros, give me linguistic pro tips to woo a shy and borderline(?) autistic Finnish girl

Pls
No Portugal, he already gave me tips

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>More Republican lawmakers including Dick Cheney's daughter skip events over fears of coronavirus but Donald Trump doesn’t plan to stop rallies anytime soon
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8092025/Republicans-self-quarantine-fears-coronavirus-Trump-doesnt-plan-stop-rallies.html

With the economy collapsing President Biden is now inevitable.

Cry more, trumpfags.

MAGA

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Watch the webm user

youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

Guys how bad will the markets fall tommorow?

MAGA!

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Twitter is very far left. How new are you?

TASTE IT

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This is my recommendation.

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>Russia, Saudis, Iran and Turkey are in a multiparty proxy war without the US taking any side in that particular case meaning it is uncharted waters
Notice that the "neocon don" screeching stopped as well.

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VOTE FOR ME GOYIM

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>still wants help
>has yet to divulge details on the incident™

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trump being blamed for a natural disaster accelerated by chink's shitty warfare security
absolute state of shills

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Deal wit it.

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> No Portugal, he already gave me tips
JUST DO WHAT I TOLD YOU FAGGOT! Stop being led by the nose, take the initiative and risk it all.

For fuck sake, watch Kakegurui and learn something from Jabami Yumeko (and Saotore Maery too), there is no reward without risk

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Is this the first time he has done something useful?????

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>tfw markets crashing might kill the e-thot business

have you tried offering an egg?

youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

>everyone dropping out
Maybe they didn't do it voluntarily...

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BIDEN LEADS TRUMP BY 11% IN QUINNIPIAC POLL

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>without the US taking any side in that particular case meaning it is uncharted waters
bull fucking shit. the US is back to the position it was in before BOTH world wars: humble weapon merchants selling arms to both sides to kill each other with, and then offering to help rebuild after they're done destroying each other's land. for a price of course

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PAYROLL TAX CUT INBOUND

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fucking ask her and tell her to be direct. everyone said the same thing here, finnbro
fuckin ell
either become a FWB or an actual relationship. dont become an emotional pillow dump after she keeps getting rejected by chads without getting anything in return

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nothing like fine salt to lift the mood, thanks bro!

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KEEP AMERICA FIRST!

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>state branded hand sanitizer giveaway
feels like some eastern european thing from the 80s

There are no rallies scheduled

Westchester County

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>doesn’t even include Trump’s recession

Unless the hand sanitizer winds up breeding a super bacteria. Which might explain all the recent toliet paper hoarding.

No. That shit probably cost the state about $500 per bottle to produce.

You're a faggot, you should be going after other faggots and not women

I can’t believe the Dems won’t have a debate before Super Tuesday 2. Very dumb of Bernie not to insist it.

>be me
>grumble as i lazily roll out of bed to boot up pc to watch webm
>see chink the impaled

god damn it, portubro why do you do this to me
T-T still chuckled at acupuncture tho

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I warned you! i warned you about the corn lords!

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OH SHIT GUYS ITS HER- I MEAN HIS TURN

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NO REFUNDS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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You think Trump voters vote in these polls? A huge lesson was learned in 2016. Just look at the democratic primary voting numbers from last week.

It’s a great start. While it may seem small, it is good for citizens to practice proper hygiene to slow the spread of this bullshit.

>it’s a nothing burger!
>unrelated, I won’t be coming near your proles for the foreseeable future.
Kek

Man, I'd love to work (die) in China. They've got the highest safest standards and medical care!

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I am slightly paranoid in being identified desu

Does not work in Finland and with Finns
Or maybe it does, but I have doubts

No, no eggs

>fucking ask her and tell her to be direct. everyone said the same thing here, finnbro
Yeah well she said "maybe, but not now"
She has a habit of doing that, but she has actually followed through as well. (as in later)

Make Faggotry Illegal!

>pocket full of posies

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they used prisoners

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He's a cuck, user
He's getting ready for that 4th house

Why are Biden generals so autistic?

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>Because Russia, Saudis, Iran and Turkey are in a multiparty proxy war without the US taking any side in that particular case meaning it is uncharted waters
Hm. Never considered that. How will this impact any resolution on the war in Syria and any future pipeline through that nation?
The pandemic is so exaggerated that people are using proper sanitation out of fear of it and consequentially reducing the spread of other existing ubiquitous diseases that kill far more than COVID ever could. Coronachan saves lives. Love the goddess.

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> god damn it, portubro why do you do this to me
JEJ; just watch this webm to soothe

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>post from 2013
Missed a digit, there, cornpop.

> Does not work in Finland and with Finns
It does work anywhere in the world because women are indecisive creatures that only take a leap when pushed

>Make Faggotry Illegal!
Start by killing yourself on livestream, faggot

DRUMPF IS CRASHING THE ECONOMY JUST SO THAT HE CAN BUY THE DIP

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It will not. There is still plenty of dirty spots for bacteria to grow.

reminder that we are never getting a vaccine. the pharmaceutical companies are about to be hit by a huge supply shock thanks to china being shut down for over a month. not that a vaccine or cure is possible anyway, thanks to ADE.

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i'm tired of these reruns

The guns, /ptg/.

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Humn, recommendation remains unchanged.

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fucking bulldykes get out reeee

your motorine!

youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0

The fatality rate of corona is lower in China than it is in the US, as of Saturday.

>"he cute" edition
That's pretty clearly a shitpost thread.

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This bothers my bottom. At least the helmet saved his life.
La Creatura!

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Trump gets 8.5 billion and all these sanctuary cities declare a SOE.Trump better get receipts because I’m sure they’re not using it on virus control.

> How will this impact any resolution on the war in Syria
Hopefully Russia will help Syria to finish taking their own territory and all of this will be in the past (much like the Lebanon war)

> and any future pipeline through that nation?
There won't be any for the same reason there is no Nordstream 2. The US and Russia will only allow the other one to build it if it is a joint venture and that window is closing with each year that passes.

>all the prison niggers making this shit are blowing their loads into each batch.

salt posting is staple /ptg/, wtf are you on about

That’s her now? Holy fuck. She used to be kinda cute.

Did maldraw pick up his stylus again? I do feel bad for him sometimes.

It’s really low in South Korea. We will have to see how this shit plays out

>he actually believes the chink's numbers

DIOS MIO

> At least the helmet saved his life.
Well .... this one didn't

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>Trump really gassing the panic shills
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

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Fucking hell you autistic simp. To get any woman, you need to demonstrate the value society has placed on you. The fastest way to do this with women is by having multiple women interested in you. So I would recommend you start casually dropping in that you're talking to other women. Doesn't matter if its true, the objective here is to make your girl jealous that you're receiving/giving attention with other women; this will stimulate the Fear of Mission Out (FOMO) in her.

just be yourself, bro. i kid, but gauge the situation and adjust accordingly. there’s no one size fits all rule when it comes to women except the one size fits all rule to first figure out what makes them happy and horny and then put that in front of them ala carrot on a stick.

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She be feasting.

I'm a quality over quantity supporter.

NO REFUNDS NIGGER KEEP TRYING

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Pretty sure the US position is "please dont kill the shale industry"

we weren't kidding about latinas gaining a tonne of weight shortly after teen years.

and you know that you're the only one to say.....ok

My bet is this is corrupt, big ny mafianigher money being made right now

It is better to hurt than to help

Salt posting is reddit culture, and didn’t exist on Yas Forums until the migatards showed up.

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>Bernie would have lost
>saying that on lebbit
>it's not modded instantly
Lol it's already over, Bernouts are in the ovens.

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Stop fear mongering. You’re claiming the death rate is higher than what we’ve been told. Trump said that’s not true.

Not a bad idea, very devilish
Considered something similar before

Wise words, and what she signals unfortunately is that she is very confused what she wants in life in relation to everything desu

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Racist flyover scum of /ptg/. Give up your weapons of war now!

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> It is better to hurt than to help
You have now been inducted as a member of the Church of Lulz and Despair

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Aw that mean truck driver crushed the watermelon that motorcyclist was delivering to his sweet grandmother.
With this crap going on for over a decade, I don't know why Norway and the UK use more hydraulic fracking so they aren't at the whims of some proxy war in the Middle East while there are petroleum assets in their back yard.

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>incredibly salty about salt posting
Stop, I'm going to overdose!

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Lol

NO REFUNDS

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>migatards
you wanna try again next thread?

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>Loaded with BBClean technology

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BUY OUR NIGGERS AWAY FROM US NOOOOOO!!!!!!
>Trump allies are handing out cash to black voters
politico.com/news/2020/01/29/trump-black-voters-cash-giveaways-108072
It's a gib take gib world.

No, as a American no shitskin has authority over me.
God's Law.

Fat bitch

wew

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>Freshman 15

More like

>Eatpussy 45

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>they unironically believe Joe is a moderate.

Kek

Hold on, this school shooting bitch is wearing an anticop jacket? Uhh...

Tho broward police did botch their response how can you be pro-confescation and anticop at the same time??

Goddamn. Thought that shit was a myth.

If he is wrong then he gassed himself.

it feels like midnight

youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs

>police should have guns, private citizens should have more limited access
Was that really that hard to think through?

>they unironically believe Joe is a moderate.
read the last post pic related

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He's gonna get slammed hard

Honestly would be consistent with prior policy - not telling us shit “for our own good” has been govt policy since the 1st government ever