/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1804

>/pol shills this virus for months
>all of sudden drumpfs economy crashes
>"IS JUST A FLU,BRO JUST WASH YOUR HANDS,BRO!"

REALLY MAKES ONE THINK AND WONDER ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF THIS BOARD

China already fixed this.

Nothing to see here, just go back to work and buy product.

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First

Guys my throat is kinda itchy.

>all those normies downplaying corona on jewbook
yikes

holy shit it's getting worse
coronavirus patients dying of cardiovascular diseases before onset of other symptoms i.imgur.com/dBz4QSD.mp4.jpg

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>we’re gonna die

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>DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE
CURRENTLY OPEN
23,998.44
-1,866.34 (-7.22%)

PREVIOUS CLOSE
25,864.78

>FUTURE MARKETS
Italy (-13.81%) Brazil (-11.44%) Australia (-10.56%) France (-9.91%) Spain (-9.60%) Austria (-9.30%) Germany (-9.07%) Netherlands (-8.97%) UK (-8.96%) Poland (-7.73%) Singapore (-7.24%) Switzerland (-7.05%) USA (-6.85%) S. Africa (-6.28%) India (-6.15%) Russia (-5.24%) H. Kong (-4.66%) S. Korea (-4.06%) Taiwan (-3.77%) Japan (-3.41%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) China (+1.47%)

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Happened back in December most likely.

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>will break 2k threads this week
quit it faggots

>ALL 27 EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ARE INFECTED
>ALL 27 EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ARE INFECTED
>ALL 27 EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ARE INFECTED

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>FTSE MIB INDEX FUTURES AT -14%
>FTSE MIB INDEX FUTURES AT -14%
>FTSE MIB INDEX FUTURES AT -14%
>FTSE MIB INDEX FUTURES AT -14%
>FTSE MIB INDEX FUTURES AT -14%

PLEASE STOP CORONA CHAN STOP STOP FUCK FUCK FUCK

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We fully closed our borders, only Israelis that are currently abroad can come back(and get quarantined for 14 days)
Pic related is me drinking my own semen when i run out of sweet sweet Finnish milk to drink

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Fuck you

CORONA CURED
>CORONA CURED

CORONA CURED
>CORONA CURED

CORONA CURED
>CORONA CURED

CORONA CURED
>CORONA CURED

French minister of health and minister of culture got enriched by the virus

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What is the link for this graph?

You are loved!

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Has there been any kind of study on how UV effects Corona-chan? Say an infected surface is left in direct sunlight?

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It's really happening huh? After all these years, all these happening threads we finally have the big happening. It's almost surreal.

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SCHOOLS AND UNIS CLOSED IN MADRID
>SCHOOLS AND UNIS CLOSED IN MADRID
SCHOOLS AND UNIS CLOSED IN MADRID
>SCHOOLS AND UNIS CLOSED IN MADRID
SCHOOLS AND UNIS CLOSED IN MADRID
>SCHOOLS AND UNIS CLOSED IN MADRID

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jude law pls

fug

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rude

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More cases in Peru
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No

It's not even that bad. I've had it for a week and all I've gotten is some bad diarrhea. Out of 10 it's only a 2. Do gooks just have extremely unhealthy immune systems?

Dow will close somewhere between -7-8%

Yes.

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There are only 2 provinces in my country that doesn't have corona virus yet and I live in on of them. I saw a woman walk her dog with a mask on today though.

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>New case confirmed in my country.
>An Italian student, in my university
>Has been here for almost 2 weeks.
I guess I'm fucked, guy.
Wish me luck.

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MY EARS REEEEEEEEEEEE

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP IS A FUCKING MORON AND IS FREAKING OUT PRIVATELY, STAFF TURNOVER ONGOING
vanityfair.com/news/2020/03/trump-germaphobe-in-chief-struggles-to-control-the-covid-19-story

>1 million detected infected cases of corona
>when?
June.

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>china has reached it's ICU capacity
>the chart

Your posting almost gave me a Cardiovascular disease, so its justified kek

Not this time. The happening has been canceled.

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Post one, properly request one.

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Salut mon amie

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nothing to worry about, keep on waging

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Poor Fags:
You can easily grow your own food in buckets or other containers beside a window.
Get and plant:
a potato
an onion
a clove of garlic
ginger root
green onions/chives

All of these have nutritional/health benefits and are easy to grow.

What about the cytokine storm and the immunosuppressive effects?

Okay niggers I have some insider sources. One person I know working in a hospital in North California said there's already a lot of infected and 2 staff are in the ICU.

The only treatment they give is VITAMIN C. If you have no symptoms, do 500 mg2 times. If you feel any symptoms, do 1000mg once day and night.

I thought it was only dangerous to old people?

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Holy jej. If those are Italians then they should stay in Italy because they look like the people trying to invade Greece.

This ommer/wojak template has to be the worst thing happening to memes in 2019

Hahahahahahahahaha
End of March at the latest, unless they outright stop bothering to test

Straight outta LARPTON!
Crazy maskedfucker named Ice Coof
From the gang called coofers Wit Attitudes
When I'm coofed on, I have a mask on
Squeeze the rubber while bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if you coof on me
The police are gonna have to come and get me
Off your ass, that's how I'm going out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showing out
Coofers start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix 'em and cook 'em in a pot, like gumbo
Going off on the motherfucker like that
With a gat that's pointed at your ass
So give up on that coof
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a survivors rap to keep y'all coofin'
With a infections record in the Corona's mansion
Based GP-5 is the tool
Don't make me act a motherfucking fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm denying coofers out the box, daily
Yo, weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfuckers breathe clearly
That I aint down with the capital N-Co-V
Boy, you can't coof on me
So when I'm in your ward, you better duck
‘Cause Ice Coof is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin'
But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta LARPTON!

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MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!

RESERVIST OF THE DUTCH ARMY TOLD TO STAND ON STAND BY
>RESERVIST OF THE DUTCH ARMY TOLD TO STAND ON STAND BY
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Source?
I dont follow our faggot journos

China hidden facts

Jude, shut up bro

In my uni Erasmus faggots returned from Italy

...

Is N95 enough to protect you from the virus? I'm asking cause I'm working on a project under my uni with a friend whose currently visiting his parents and his parents flew over from SK to meet up. He claims they aren't infected or anything but I doubt that and seeing that I'll have to interact with him till May I need to take all precautions possible. Any suggestions?

Fatal to old people. It can still fuck up your lungs if you are young, you might end up needing ventilation in hospital but still survive.

Welcome to the /qresearch/ board, this is not made by a pasta bot, promised.

Reminder that this virus infects your immune system and leaves you immunocompromised even if you recover and if you get reinfected you. are. fucked.

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it's listed in the pastebin in OP, but it's pretty buried. However, the picture ALSO says the name of the site in top-left...

but i'm nice: finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec_all

I’m 27

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also;
livestream from the BRIDGE of grand princess cruise ship :
princess.com/bridgecams/

livestream of grand princess cruise ship from heli:pscp.tv/w/1yNxaQwRYRjxj

THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING

THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING

THEYRE SENDING THE PEOPLE TO MILITARY BASES LOOOOOOOOOL

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Can you guys hit me up with a source for the longer incubation period? Not 14 days but over 20

Yep. Below means half the UK workforce will be off sick within 14 days. We're grinding to a halt.
> Within a fortnight the UK government will advise anyone with a fever or a mild respiratory tract infection to self-isolate for seven days. From tomorrow screening will begin of everyone arriving at hospital with a respiratory illness.

Zeeland?

>1 million detected infected cases of corona when?
Including China? Around mid december 2019.

Outside of realm of Bugmen?
lemme calculate...
>mean growth rate around 1.25 per day
>33k infected as of today...
That would be around the 24th of march we vross the 1000.000 for sure.

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BREAKING: FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE TESTED POSITIVE
>BREAKING: FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE TESTED POSITIVE
BREAKING: FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE TESTED POSITIVE
>BREAKING: FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE TESTED POSITIVE
BREAKING: FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE TESTED POSITIVE
>BREAKING: FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE TESTED POSITIVE
BREAKING: FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE TESTED POSITIVE
>BREAKING: FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE TESTED POSITIVE

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Check again

>There will probably not be a NRW lockdown for 1 to 2 weeks.
Fuck being proactive and taking action now, let's wait until we get a couple thousand more infected!

im not easily jump-scared but you got me there dutch friend. i applaud you.

Leftards are the most delusional faggots on the planet. The only people saying that are trump and bill Mitchell and bill is the only one who actually believes that

virus kills mostly old people
shitaly call senior doctors back to work

depopulation agenda is real

>nothingburger
never heard of this word

Now his lungs have 'cultures'
Get it?

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>its only chinkoids
>or old people
>or people with pre existing health conditions
>or people who were or are smokers
>or blahblahblah
a cope within the global consciousness

>anyone with a fever or a mild respiratory tract infection to self-isolate for seven days
At the very least a free week off uni for me

Based? Cringe?
Uhhhhhhhhhh bringe?

35% of ICU patients are less than 65 y old in Italy

Its dangerous to everyone, but the Death Percentage is lower for younger people. We will have quite a high deathcount in europe, simply because we have quite a high age population. Austria has 2 Million out of 9 Million people in retirement + a shitton of smokers, If all of them get infected you can expect a shitton of deaths here.

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Are we finished?

Spain is saying 1223 infected

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who /BundeswehrM65/ here?

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>CULTURE

So they DO have a culture

Of all people Macron really has dealt with this in the shittiest way possible

Oh la la!

S-smokers?

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scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay

>Coronavirus can travel twice as far as official ‘safe distance’ and stay in air for 30 minutes, Chinese study finds.
>Authorities advise people to stay 1-2 metres apart, but researchers found that a bus passenger infected fellow travellers sitting 4.5 metres away.
>The scientists behind the research said their investigation also highlighted the importance of wearing face masks because of the length of time it can linger.

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New York hospital is freaking out too

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>bored
When does the happening start in the states? It's lame watching everyone else get awesome jailbreaks and 1000+ cases every day.

>40% of US obese
>10% is severe obesity

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
>Pseudotyping experiments were based on HIV-based pseudovirus

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf

Nature: files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf

> we built a chimeric virus encoding a novel, zoonotic CoV spike protein—from the RsSHC014-CoV sequence that was isolated from Chinese horseshoe bats —in the context of the SARS-CoV mouse-adapted backbone. The hybrid virus allowed us to evaluate the ability of the novel spike protein to cause disease independently of other necessary adaptive mutations in its natural backbone. Using this approach, we characterized CoV infection mediated by the SHC014 spike protein in primary human airway cells and in vivo

> Xing-Yi Ge
> Zhengli-Li Shi

> National Natural Science Foundation of China awards 81290341
(Z.-L.S.) and 31470260 (X.-Y.G.).

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

> “The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

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back to Yas Forums dummy

>Get it?
You fucked it up.

Is God angry?

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>i.imgur.com/dBz4QSD.mp4.jpg
kek

Yas Forums getting btfo

>not a m40
nice jewmask

Reckon this will kill more than world war two lads?

>he bought?
>DUMP IT
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Why are Biden generals so autistic?

I loved movies like "Cariers", "28 weaks later".
I just love this shit happening IRL. So sweet.
My personal mini apoclypse.

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Did the UK stop testing?

The economy clear has been infected by corona-chan.

>DOW is lower than 24k

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Everyone can get infected, regardless of age.
Now the question is whether it is more lethal to younger people under 60.
We can see from the case of the Japanese dude in his 20s who recently suffered from fever, pneumonia, and the scariest of all, meningitis. The 22 yo Iranian footballer died, as well, young doctors in Wuhan.
Corona-chan can obviously mutate, so it can fuck up your central nervous system, other than your lungs.

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Pools of sweat

>FRENCH MINISTER OF CULTURE
What the fuck is a minister of culture? Is that like an HR lady for the government?

>had it for a week
>just diarhhea
Thats just your lousy diet not Coronachan, fren

Pls respond
What was the website, nothing.burger?

Did you think Macron was competent?

livestream from the BRIDGE of grand princess cruise ship :
princess.com/bridgecams/

livestream of grand princess cruise ship from heli:pscp.tv/w/1yNxaQwRYRjxj

THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING

THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING
>THE SHIP IS UNBOARDING

THEYRE SENDING THE PEOPLE TO MILITARY BASES LOOOOOOOOOL

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That's not even him

SURPRISE ME

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>christian zionism
fuck off. Yes he's probably angry at the people who rejected him

Nothingburger.today

>abrahamic worshippers can't into chemistry
As if it wasn't obvious already

I have to admit. I was tempted on doing ERASMUS again. I guess it doesn't matter.

How do supermarkets look like in your place user? Is it crazy like in the US or totally normal?
Here no one seemed to give a shit at all, hand sanitizers and wipes were still available, no TP shortage at all etc.

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hopefully to get executed

>Yas Forums getting btfo
He doesn't know what short selling is.

That happens with all/most viruses. We'll need to see some real proof it integrates into your cells before we can officially start panicking.

Im wondering. I have a gp5 gas mask and adapters to use it with 40mm nato filters. It works fine. But I also could buy a polish mp5 mask. Is it really improvement enough or should I stay with my gp5 ?

All pasta gone for some reason but still toilet roll etc.

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Sauce?

>tripfag removes name and calls people user

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OMG WE ALL NEED FACEMASKS NOW!!

EVERYONE GET TO THE DRUG STORE ASAP!!!

yep, i'm fucking dead

>blood red rivers in turkey
>red wine from water faucets in italy
Yeah I think its safe to say

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Waiting for the crowd to run the fence and try to flee.

people here are much less freaked out compared to last week and just live their normal lives again

>expecting mutts to have intelligence

Remember who's giving us the Coronavirus: Sanctuary states!

They want the disease!

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Something fishy going on... probably just an anomalous inaccurate result. Let's see what they announce tomorrow.

nothingburger.today/
Go at your own risk though. It's most likely made by some other user, and I only trust you assholes about as far as I can throw your 400lb asses.
Though I did download a .zip a few weeks ago and my computer has yet to explode in my face. Still, be careful

im not the tranny retard

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He is culturally enriched.

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izi shower ,coof boi

ERASMUS goers will be the first to get the rope.

>HE'S MELTING DOWN THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!!

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Well... now what?
Did they try surrendering?

ahem... did you forget Antarctica?

livescience.com/antarctica-bleeds-watermelon-snow.html

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okay you didnt need to post twice you dumb asian shitskin

E N R I C H E D

>HIV """""mutation"""""
totally not from a lab goyim

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I'm okay with trannies dying.

Toilet paper was never all gone. At the most I saw it 75% gone. Most places still had it. Canadians must have some brain cells left. Rice, dried beans and ramen are being cleared.

Why don't we open that folder?

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How do i grow oats?I'll need to replenish my supply of OATZ when shtf.

except pol is always raising alarm and looking for happenings, almost like an incel is thirsty for a blonde with big tits, one that he is never gonna get.

It's not happening, pol. If you want to do something of actual significance for your health today,

brush your teeth before going to bed.

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Report to Mercy Hospital for evacuation

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So, those two new cases we have here both returned from Italy. Well of fucking course. ALL our cases can be directly linked to Italy. Seriously what's wrong with these "people"? They go from a country with a decent healthcare system and flee here where our hospitals barely even work during normal circumstances. Do these retards not realize that they'll destroy their home country due to their, at this point, weaponized selfishness, stupidity and ignorance? For fucks sake they're no different than rapefugees now. They'll turn the place they ran off to exactly like the one they ran from.

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Someone else bake next

Holla if ya hear me

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Did WHO have a briefing today?
Did Teddy finally start crying?

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Lines are up

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>Though I did download a .zip a few weeks ago and my computer has yet to explode in my face. Still, be careful
Thanks boomer. Just remember you really didn't win the prize and the Nigerian prince isn't real.

Every fucking newpaper

THREE CASES CONFIRMED IN OHIO

He had a meeting with all the members of the gov + Micron, he could also have pozzed the entire french movie industry because he was at the Cesar ceremony

Is oil oversold?

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It's just a hiv, bro. There's meds for that.

>another faggoty politician catch Covid-19
Thank you Corona-chan!

No but in my naiveness I guess I expected even a little more effort from him

I'M GONNAAAAAAA... I'M GONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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For the record, my posts on this website are parody NOT reflecting life.
I most definitely do NOT have access to insider information, I most definitely do NOT know the number of people treated at the local hospital. If answered, I would most definitely NOT say that the number is three since I do NOT know that. I also most definitely do NOT know the ages of the infected, I most definitely do NOT know that two among them are young. I also do NOT know that all young infected do NOT have a mild case. I mean, I do NOT know that they need oxygen 24/7.

It's NOT over.

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>mp4.jpg
Sorry but its your fault user

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When do we start the suicide pact bros

>>>>/ptg/
there ye go

You're the girl with the gross piercing aren't you

lmao

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bruh that's one town away from me

kek

A few of the more high-brow shows on PBS are sponsored by a company called Viking Cruises. At the beginning when they run their ad, they say something along the lines of "be culturally enriched on one of our cruises". Cracks me up every time.

Has this been confirmed as real?

youtube.com/watch?v=TLG1uo_EauA

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it's the guy that grants gibs to his friends in the arts

is BNO kill?

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Yes.
Teddy said the P-word.

As soon as they start testing people and see how bad it's already spread.

based

It wouldn't tell you if it was

maybe later

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No panic buying in Denmark either. Everyone is talking about the virus though.

Nyc is running just fine alot of firms in my building are working from home tho no dead people will keep you posted godspeed

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Can somebody tell me if the N95 will protect me from the virus I really do not want to choke on my own fucking lung fluids man

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Some Italian said it was legit.

RIP buckeye bros

It had HIV features from the start. Fucking kikes.

Wondering that too. Wtf.

In about 10 days when London starts going Northern Italy and the SHTF.

Zero source, lol

>Bill "hey guys do you think this hair dye will work?" Michtell is the fucking retard and not the guy whose reelection chances depend on a propped up dead economy too
I hope every faggot in /ptg/ drops from this.

>only over 90 & co morbidity
>only over 80 & co morbidity
>only over 70 & co morbidity
>only over 60 & co morbidity
You are here
In two weeks:
>only over 25

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get a full face-mask with p100 filters

Guys, I'm trying to redpill someone. Can a kind soul quickly link me the reason why the WHO isn't declaring the pandemic? What was it again, bonds or something something June or July of this year?

My nephew is confirmed sick

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This

Teddy said they might consider calling it the P word when the building is completely on fire, but he still sees a few places that arnt' burning so it's not a Pandemic yet. He also spun some bullshit about how the P word would make people stop trying containment and move to mitigation, something he called "giving up"

Everything is fucking gone!

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583779582790.webm

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lefigaro.fr/politique/coronavirus-le-ministre-de-la-culture-franck-riester-teste-positif-20200309

>touching his face with that glove

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Sauce

I believe so, there was an update on a thread earlier in the morning. Think he was "rescued"

Yeah, they make the same mistake, so disappointing.

ALL THE GOVERNMENT INFECTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ITS IN MY TOWN, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, MY FRIEND HAS BEEN ORDERED BY THE HOSPITAL TO SELF ISOLATE BECAUSE HE RETURNED FROM IRAN.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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please please please let my uni be quarantined soon

original designs were so much better

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feed him surströmming.

>all those people still on public transport

Corona-chan is going to do so well there. Thanks for the updates, fren.

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Your should be prepping and stocking up before they wake up to reality.

Gives grants to whatever media (vidya, movies, TV shows) for cultural enrichment/soft power spreading

>youtu.be/b1G7Nqq2At8?t=154
CDC doesnt recommend masks because they could be dangerous

where did all the copeburgers go?

LOL, thought it was a video from Iran at first. This is an immigrant right?

Steek de dijken door wanneer?

Did you even read? It's an M65, not an M15

Nuwojacks are trash in general, not to mention the coomer thing was a shitty meme campaign from supporters of US lawmaker Jim Banks trying to reinforce shitty obscenity laws to ban porn.

Pepe has been done to death but at least the obnoxiousness of his character is consistently funny.

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>she's laughing her ARSE off
>probably won't be when someone actually kicks their door in and steals their shit

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>feed him surströmming.

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we did it boys
onwards to 5k

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At home, coughing up phlem.

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WILL THE N95 PROTECT ME FROM GETTING BUTT RAPED BY CORONA CHAN OR SHOULD I JUST OFF MYSELF NOW

ALL THE COUGH MEDICINE IS GONE IM GONNA DIE

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People are starting to think they can ignore this and it'll go away and not affect them

That's a Jew.

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All toilet paper is gone, hand sanitiser too, paracetamol was last box and vitamins starting to run low as well.

Reminder:
>theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/feb/09/chinese-in-uk-report-shocking-levels-of-racism-after-coronavirus-outbreak
>asamnews.com/2020/03/01/san-francisco-chinatown-rallies-against-coronavirus-racism/
>dw.com/en/germany-thousands-rally-urging-government-to-accept-more-refugees/a-52678683
>Open the border and hug your chang, bigots

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It's literally nothing dude. I've had it for almost two weeks and the worst part is the shits. Assuming you're a healthy young white male you have nothing to worry about.

>wash your hands bro

>Vanity Fair
I think Drumpf is fucking this up royally, but let's try to find a source that isn't completely far left

what state are you in?

whats funny moron?

>HE RETURNED FROM IRAN.
wtf was your friend doing in iran?

The fuck's so funny to that cunt? There's a pandemic going on and she's laughing 'cause her husband had the common sense to stock up and prepare?

how come there isnt a SINGLE fucking interview with someone who has recovered? i dont know if im retarded but theres literally nothing anywhere i search

That's the stage we're at here presently.

Just tell them that our government, like all others, is NOT lying about the cases. Because the presence of a disease is NOT linked to economic viability or population morale. Obvious, isn't it?

It's all so tiresome, isn't it?

No.
Maybe 80-90.000 will die because of it by the end of the year. By that time, a vaccine will be out, immunising people. Most sick with it will recover as they do now. Mostly old people and people with a sick system will die of it. Healthy people who get it 95% of the time stay at home and isolate themselves until it goes away like the regular flu. The digits don't lie.

Objectively not true but I respect your opinion

Where you at boy? Things were fine for me, but live in rural north east.

>tfw you bite the burger and it all falls out the back

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Cough medicine isn't good anyway. It stops you from coughing out all of the bad mucus in your lungs that can cause pneumonia

>Madrid shut downs all educativa places from 0 to 21
With this my normie family finally got scared. Based Ayuso SHE'S my politifu

Most of the panic buying is in major cities and the southern US. My area is the same as always.

>2 Million out of 9 Million people in retirement
Corona-Chan, fixing pension systems so we don't have to

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I haven't checked but seeing as nobody has been infected within 1000km of my area, there has been no panic

In November dad a sort of crazy aunt tell me one of her crazy friends who claimed to be a psychic claimed the following:

The spirits of the dead were fucking -rioting- and they were out in full force in places like cemeteries. They were shouting, swearing, etc. It would appear according to this lady they were upset because a 'something' was going to kill a fuckton of people. And those souls would move on in bulk rates. Much like the living the departed were not too keen on an influx of 'refugees'. There are apparently rules and a culture all of it's own to adapt to on the other side. Thousands of newbies who don't understand how it all works will ruin the chill.

I had a good laugh at that, because that sounds schizo and /x/ as fuck. Take your meds, lady!

Now in 2020 I... Don't know what to think...

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Argie new thread soon ?

no, you have to have a full suit, with a way to disinfect it.

Make one last supply run, while it's semi safe, and then bunker in.

Cough medicine can kill you when infected with corona since you just drown in your own lung

...

You don't want cough medicine for this. You want to be able to maintain a high body temp without dying.

>implying porn shouldn't be banned
What are you, a shill for the jews porn lobby?

panicky, by the sounds of it

WHAT IF I AM IN REGULAR CONTACT WITH SOMEBODY WHOSE POSSIBLY A CARRIER WILL TGE MASK BE ENOUGH?

vaccine for a fast mutating corona virus is a pipe dream

Apologise

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looks more gmod source based rather than tf2 source based.

They're all snuffed because they are part of the Rh negative bloodline with immunity to pandemics that were engineered by the original god race to manifest only in the corporeal bodies dwellers of this level of reality

Ok guys this isn't funny anymore. I quit my job and bought all this milk and bread and vegetables weeks ago when you schizos were saying the world is ending and now all my food is bad. I have nothing you idiots! I'm going to have to sell my Xbox to pay my share of the rent to my ex's new husband. I hate every one of you schizo incels.

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yeah it's a nothingburger till your aging parents die

theres one where this guy keep coughing and sharing water bottle with his daughter kek

Her friends probably thought it's a nothingburger and instead of thinking on her own, she shares their views.

Yesterday afternoon from a wal-mart in suburban detroit.

> toilet paper... almost gone
> bleach... running low
> disinfecting wipes... completely out
> DVD section... almost empty.

I assume that last one is a result of the breakdown of the supply chain

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observador.pt/opiniao/não-posso-fingir-que-tudo-esta-bem/

>No, I cannot keep on pretending everything is alright

>In total, the hospitals will have the two thousand beds the government says will be prepared to recieve covid19 infected, but these beds will not be empty, waiting for them, these beds are occupied with other sick people at the moment.

>I cannot keep on pretending everything is alright, or to go along with the political discourse of joy, joy, here we are singing and laughing in the midst of a covid19 outbreak.

>Why hasn't the proceadure of the General Directorate of Health been adapted to the curent epidemiological connection of the suspected cases?

>Japan continues to be considered among the most dangerous countries, while Japan now has less cases than France, with which we certainly have more ties and proximity.

>Why is it that a person who has feven and respiratory symptoms is considered a validated suspected case by the General Directorate of Health if he has been in Japan these last 14 days but a person in an identycal situation who has come from France is excluded from the dangerous cases and not looked into or considered as potentially covid19 infected?

>I don't understand this logic, but maybe it's me who's weird.

>Maybe it's me, who being an Infectionologist for over 20 years can't grasp the science well enough.

t. Director of Infectionologist of the largest Hospital in the Lisbon region.

>am inkawaii??
>soggy sponge rubber boigah
>UGGUU ITS ALL COMING OUT THE BACKEND~
Leave burgers to the Americans, Japan.

CAN IT INFECT FROM PLACES BESIDES YOUR NOSE? FUCK

Looks like that guy from Seinfeld, David Puddy.

Would buy, but the filters are too damn expensive compared to pic related for my 3M 6000 series half- and full-face masks.

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A lot of shills like to say things like
>doesn't affect whites or it only kills old people

that too.

I see breaking news that 4 zogbots degenerate mutts got corona after going into night clubs in UAE. They're in KSA now I think.

I guess they are now going to Erase Us

He should offer his wife to the first invader, that will teach her