Will Chuck survive Corona?

Lots of meat lube for Chuck tonight.

It's a well known fact that Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He will be fine. He might even be the cure.

No joke. I'd put him on the end of a jab and he'd be doing leg sweeps while getting every bone in his face snapped.

Nobody
Fucking
Cares
Zoomer

chuck was a champ kickboxer, you are just a dirty invader who has no training

Einstein thought of relativity when he witness the universe transverse around Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Why are you resurrecting a dead plebbit tier meme kraut?

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He is the coronavirus

Chuck and JCVD will survive,
I hope Corona gets (((Steven Segal)))

Corona survived Chuck Norris

THE GAME

>meme
First time on the internet?

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fuck you

Kicks mean nothing to a strong jab and good bodywork. All joking aside, he'd be better pray I don't get him on the floor because I'd stamp on his head until he was in a coma.

sure thing, filthy casual

>a strong jab and good bodywork
Heh

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He will breed an antidote with her

As soon as he started spinning I'd step inside and land a solid body shot, then step left, he'd be left off balance because of his stupid kick that didn't land, and as i took one step back to disengage i'd stick a strong jab in his face. I'd break him, it would be a fucking slaughter.

touch Chuck's cock and say no homo to get cured of the virus

Yeah right. God doesn't stand a chance

Is the corona virus going to survive Chuck is the question.

I hope this freak dies. I hate him. Fuck Chuck Norris and CN jokes.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and 1 year old dogshit?

The dogshit is white.

The question is, will Corona survive Chuck?

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To bad Chuck has trained in bjj also. Dumb fucking sand nigger

You beat me to it, well played my guy.

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HURR DURR MY CELEBRITY MEME HERO OMFG CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS IS SOOOOOOOO COUUURRRRRR (SONOVABITCH!)

This is why we're soft. Because of cucks like you glorifying this ginger retard to feel like you're "so based" vicariously through him. FUCK Chuck Whoreis and fuck you.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT HIM, YOU LITTLE BITCH?

>imagining you'd get a step away from Chuck before the foot was within striking distance
its always funny talking to people who never fought before

Chuck Faggis sucks and fucks sandjews everyday.

calm down, retard. it's just a meme

95lb zoomer detected

His blowjob ground game isn't going to anything for him when his nose is broken within 10 seconds of the fight starting from a stiff jab to the nose. Once he can't breath and can only taste blood the panic will set in. Another couple of jabs to the jaw, broken jaw and eye socket making his ability to judge distance useless, and he can try and run at my legs all he wants. I step back, and throw an uppercut doing more damage to his already fragile face.

This guy thinks someone can kick you in the head before you can step inside and land shots? Ever heard of setting up your kick negro? That TV spinning shit would get ended really quick, I'd put a beating on Chuck so bad that he'd have PTSD and forget his kids names.

Ahmed, dont you have some raping or street shitting to do? You've got to be damned good to spin some shit that works, and you're forgetting Chuck invented the term "damned good." I see people pull off spin shit all the time in UFC and those motherfuckers are professionals who train for it.

Chuck Fu will beat Kung Flu any day of the week.

>I train UFC bro so I should know

I would hurt Chuck, badly.

The Jewish World Plague

by Hermann Esser

1.
Fundamentals of the Jewish Question

The treacherous murder of the young German diplomat Ernst vom Rath in the office of the German embassy in Paris on 7 November 1938 by a 17-year-old Jew named Herschel Grünspan is rightly viewed by the entire German people as a contemptible sneaky attack on Adolf Hitler’s new Greater Germany. Eighty million people were touched in the depth of their being; justified outrage erupted. According to their own figures, the Jews, who had been living very well among the German people for centuries, were worth a total of 8 billion marks. When the Reich government required them to pay a penalty of a billion marks, the Jewish-democratic world press howled as if Jews in National Socialist Germany were starving and going to the dogs.

Each German reads with fury what foreign journalists, paid by and working for Jewish money, write about Germany’s domestic affairs.

Still, one is surprised that even today one occasionally finds citizens who feel sorry about the money the Jews had to pay, and who in their pubs or family conversations speak about the “poor Jews.” These attitudes prove that, despite constant National Socialist education about the Jewish world plague, there remains much to be done, particularly among the “intellectuals.”

The knowledge of the Jew must be brought to every attic and every corner of Greater Germany, the knowledge that the Jew was a world plague from the beginning, remained so for millennia, and will forever remain one.

Each Jew individually, and Jewry as a whole, is without a home. Jewry undermines every people and every state that it infiltrates. It feeds as a parasite and a culture-killing worm in the host people. It grows and grows like weeds in the state, the community, and the family and infests the blood of humanity everywhere.

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You dream Sir. Sound retreat.

In the eyes of the ranger,
the unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right.

youtube.com/watch?v=1NuIfInlBII

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n brief, that is the pestilential nature of Jewry, against which every people, every state, every nation must, should, and wants to defend itself if it does not want to be the victim of this bloody plague.

Wherever Jewry has appeared, it has never built anything. It has always and everywhere destroyed or torn down, sucking others dry to fill itself. From the days of the Romans to our day, Jewry in every century, in every people, was and remained a foreign body, a destroyer of real and ideal values, a denier of any upward progress, a plague for body and soul. It sneaks in through deceit and treachery, trickery and slyness, murder and assault, understanding how to establish itself.

Throughout history the poets and philosophers, the leaders of industry and science, the leading lights of art and culture, statesmen and economists whose blood was not infected by the Jews, have warned against the Jew in every century. They proclaimed openly and clearly what he is: the plague. From Tacitus to Schopenauer, from Giordano Bruno to Mommsen and Treitscke, the intellectual heroes of every age have called the Jew the demon of decay, the ferment of decomposition, as the misfortune of the peoples or of humanity. In the New Testament, the Jews were in Christ’s words the “sons of the Devil.”

Jewry is the embodiment of materialism, the epitome of sensuality, of greed, of dishonesty, of selfishness, of heartlessness, and the lust for power.

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My god, it is like being 8 years old again in the early days of the internet. Fucking boomers why are you on Yas Forums

Based

based

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u mad?

A mighty meme before memes were first meme’d

Real American hero.

This. Also he can't die of a heart attack like others have because his heart isn't retarded enough to try and attack him.

Chuck Norris’ Tears can cure anything! corona, AIDS. the ghey, Hep A-D. Only problem is Chuck Norris doesn’t cry.

do you really think you'd get close enough trying to ambush him on a dark alley in the middle of the night, without him seeing you? cuz that's about the only way you'd do it, and you'll need to be armed with a pipe too.

you're not fooling anyone, ahmed, you were in a sandnigger cave when you were 8

I'd come to America and knock him clean out on the front garden of the white house.

I think you asked that question backwards.

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Is it true that children and short people are more likely to survive the coronavirus?

Chuck Norris is the only person that has read the whole internet twice. With that knowledge he has found already a cure.

The question is rather; will corona survive Chuck?

>the early days of the internet
>in the mid-to-late 2000's
Nigger I had been on the internet for like 15 years by then, you are a baby child