I can't think of anything toilet paper would be good for during a societal/economic collapse?

Healthy people get almost no stains if pooping while squatting. And even if you need to wipe you could do like everyone did until a couple of centuries or campers in a hurry: leaves, stones... If you are in an urban scenario you could even improvise better (kitchen towels, cardboard...). If you still have running water you can use a bidet or worst case the shower.

I personally wipe mostly with baby wipes. Once you switch to baby wipes you can't just go back to TP.

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>flu epidemic is a hurricane
I can understand hoarding or gouging masks, but what the actual ever loving fuck are you hoarding a year's worth of toilet paper for?
If people just stop attending public gatherings, fine, if EVERYONE just locks themselves away for ten years, sure, sure.

World is trending towards obesity

Therefore more messy diarhrea shits

Imagine falling for the TP jew

It's useless. You cant use a toilet unless you have running water. If you have running water but no toilet paper, you can just pop into the shower to wash yourself or (if you are a patrician) use a bidet.

Well, everybody in amerishart land uses tp anyways. Most of us don't have bidets in our bathrooms, and we have very messy shits due to our diet of Mcdonalds and junk food

in the land of toilet paper the bidet is king

you can shit in the woods and use toilet paper to wipe your ass. But that's pointless considering leaves are everywhere

Yes user, I’m sure eating baked beans and canned dinners for months with have you taking clean quick poops and not splattering steamy messy shits that will stain and tear up your asscheeks.

these people dont assume they will live in the woods in any way

and how the fuck will you attempt to carry around 2 tonnes of toilet paper? for every roll you can carry some food, why would you carry useless paper around?

Born in the USA

well assuming you shit once a day you could literally carry one roll around with you and it'd probably last a week or two weeks, just make a stash and conceal it well, then whenever you run out you can just get more.

Same. I went get water and food just incase hysteria causes problems (Corona is a nothing burger) but all I see other people buying is hand soap and toilet paper. I dont understand why. How is that higher on your list than food and water?

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'probabIy' go outside and test for us pIz user

Then you can just do any of the others. I would understand hoarding months of TP if you live in an arid area or something like that.

Or of course if you have so much money you just don't care.

America is the best because most neighborhoods are around wooded areas at least here in Appalachia so I could literally walk not even half a mile, be in a wooded area and take a fat shit then could just walk back to my house.

No more mart to shart in

>one or two people start buying a lot
>other people see them and freak out and buy a lot too
>continue ad nauseum until a bunch of monkey-see-monkey-do idiots and reactionaries buy it all up

pretty much

I actually have, I've been working on my God Father's new house he's building it's in the middle of the woods next to a river and will be completely powered by a water wheel, anyways I've literally shat in the woods and wiped my ass with some leaves before.

This. Booze and drunchie food have created major demand for asswipe.

>How is that higher on your list than food and water?
it's a lemming thing
they see others stock up on it

I use cloth diapers and wipes for my babies and often hand wash them if there are only a few instead of running the washing machine. I'm sure in a worse case scenario I would be able to prepare and maintain cloth wipes for my family to use as toilet paper.

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This is exactly what I thought people were hoarding toilet paper for. In case SHTF and stores, including liquor stores close, being able to produce lots of moonshine would be a good product to be able to barter with.

what was it Iike? i can imagine spring summer Ieaves being nice n shit but this time area be dry n crumbIy Iike a dry cake sureIy?

It's not just for wiping your ass. It's used when you cut yourself shaving, or cry, or blow your nose, or clean out your ears, and women use it to help remove make-up or nail polish. I've left out a lot of other uses. You'll miss it when you don't have any.

Wiping your arse. It's that simple. If water stops and you have a full bathtub to filter and cook with, you don't want to be wasting it for things like washing your shit covered hands

do you know what the tribes people around the world (amazonians, niggers) trade with the white man? Toilet paper, extra soft. I suppose after a lifetime of wiping with leaves you start to appreciate little luxuries

It's psychological. Cheap shit to make you feel like you're doing something.

twas' in the fall and honestly it was pretty dry, but I got lucky and found some leaves that were pretty sturdy and soft.

yHURR DURR WHY EVERYBADY BUY UP HIGH VOLUME LOW WEIGHT PRODUCT MADE MOSTLY IN CHIMA
THERE NO SHORTAGES FRUM CHIMA

Can't go get leaves during a quarantine if you live in a heavily urban area

you know what you'll be wiping your ass with when it runs out
that is all

just buy sponges lol.go roman style

save the empty rolls and fill them with lint for good little fire starters

luckily I live in Appalachia in a average sized town, hopefully my county doesn't get quarantined.

I hear you can wipe your arse with it.

But stockpiling it as a means of exchange seems silly. Sure, everyone uses it, but it's bulky for its value, and can easily be substituted for something else - there are very few places in NZ where you can't see some kind of plant that would do the job just fine.

You can just throw the shit covered toilet paper in the garbage like filthy, heathen spics.

dumb people wasting $ on toilet paper when a 󠛡bidet costs $40 at lowes.

Tell me about all the running water you're going to have when shit collapses.

No toilet paper lots of disease

Fuck buying toilet paper i can wipe my ass with my bare hands and clean them afterwards any fuck tards who think they'll need this shit for the societal apocolypse won't survive anyways.

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>wasting $ on toilet paper
I'm sorry it's real money for you.
And how is it wasting? There is no outcome when you stop shitting and still care about money.

kek

Imagine thinking people are going to have lots of semi rare chemicals they can always get in a situation they are prepping for. Let alone understanding the chemistry behind it.

if it gets that bad (it won’t) use leaves like a man, sissy. eventually that’ll be your only choice anyway.
rather than buying a shitton of toilet paper; could’ve used the funds to buy ammo.

a bunch of fat idiot fucks think they'll have to wipe their asses a bunch since they'll be mouth breathing at home rather than at some job.

wash your ass in the shower, how awful of a shit are you taking? eat food like a normal person and stop being a mong neet

I'm just going to drag my ass on the rug like my dog does.

>calling the price of toilet paper "funds"
Bro, get a job.
You don't live in a shithole where that's real money?

new CURRENCY.
screenshot this.

have you seen the people buying a shitton of toilet paper. people are spending $100s on toilet paper, and they don’t look rich to me. hope your mother survives a car accident tomorrow and catches mrsa in the hospital’s burn unit

Wash yo ass!

Understand that the top three toilet paper companies have a larger market cap than Apple, Google, Amazon and Microsoft combined.

>Our diets

*Your diet

>yfw Yas Forums will have to wipe their ass indian style while you experience the touch of the quilted gods

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“Nothing burger”

Cool i found the kid with low IQ that knows the future. So tell us whats gonna happen, how is the virus going to stop spreading?