/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1803

The flu has already spread to everywhere for centuries. This has been spreading for like 3 months.

exactly.

this is a nothingburger of epic proportions. anyone who is actually afraid of this affecting our daily lives is a braindead shill.

wake me up when they quarantine a us state, until then fuck off with your bullshit threads.

>ITALIAN MAN
Are they the refugees or the identitarians?

What stage are we on?

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five

Reminder: no vaccines or antivirals exist for ANY human corona virus

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How come Italy has more confirmed cases compared to countries like Korea or Japan which has a higher population density?

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lmao, when did /ptg/ start posting in these threads? I've been gone for a while

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R8 my prep

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>corona virus is a bad thing
old people will die
and maybe I will die too

win win situation

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Cos they're not lying or cooking the books about it.

>takes an hour to load
Yep you are a goner

twitter.com/andy_park/status/1236772752633106432

Italians don't know how to cough in their mouths

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Coworker:
>I think this will all be over and out of the news by April
We're done burgerbros. It was nice knowing you.

Having a Baby on Friday. Hope my hospital in Miami isn’t infected yet...

who is that hothead?

Sleepy Kruat Space Magic/10

When they started getting legitimately nervous

>over 100 new cases in burgerland today

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Just wait 2 more months, unironically

My prep stash

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38.7 celsius fever
It's over bros.

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So what is the mechanism for how corona chan remains dormant after infection, does it camp out in nerve cells like chicken pox, or does it go native and persist in the cytoplasm, or does it become a pro virus embedded in host dna ?

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Ah, yes, our yearly lockdowns, quarantines, cancelled events and bans on gatherings
Clearly just the flu

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Post one, request one

No it doesnt retard

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REMEMBER TO OVERDOSE ON VITAMIN C AND D
TURN YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM INTO A FORTRESS

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Number 5 for UK

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give your resignation in user, it's better to live without the shekkel than for the shekkel

Korea lies and Japan lies.

Anyone that uses Copenigger Bill Mitchell as a reference is a retarded boomer that is likely to die first.

What do upcoming fall?

So I bug in for months. Then what

Translation:
> Bavaria (a federal state in germany) prohibits gatherings with more than 1.000 people

Our government reacts to slowly ... again.

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>247234072
alright, see you in a week tops

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A

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Your average MAGAcuck, everyone

I have been swinging from nothing burger disappointment to happening adrenaline rush every 24 hours. I need to take a break from this shit.

Are there any copypastas on this theme? I enjoy boomer pain.

(Don't know why you fuckers can't organise threads on /kpg/ rules, first new thread linked is the first migrated to.
Ironically /kpg/ is now /cvg/ - Worst Korean edition)

My country is still at 3. People are way too relaxed for it to be 2. 2 would be Italy, South Korea and Iran. I don't even include China because everything they give us is lies so they can die quietly.

patient zero confirmed

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CORONA VIRUS IN HILLTOP COLUMBUS OH
NEWS IS LYING
CORONA VIRUS IS IN HILLTOP COLUMBUS OHIO
BUCKEYE NIGGAS ITS COOMIN FOR US

>walmart

how much is Shariablue paying you to shill

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That's not true. The flu season means that it's a new strand of the flu each time. But nobody ever takes precaution against the flu, so people allow it to spread better.
Corona is still probably worse though.

We've got 10 days before SHTF I reckon.

There is chaos in Italy. From today's march in Rome.

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Covid19 doesn't necessarily even have high fever. Breathing difficulty is when you know you have pneumonia.

>alabama still holding strong as everyone around them falls
>georgia and now louisiana gone
Don't you puss out on on me mississippi

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>HEINSBERG, Germany 323 infected
>only 15 need to be in the hospital

>HEINSBERG, Germany 323 infected
>only 15 need to be in the hospital

>HEINSBERG 323 infected
>only 15 need to be in the hospital

>HEINSBERG 323 infected
>only 15 need to be in the hospital

>HEINSBERG 323 infected
>only 15 need to be in the hospital
HOW is this possible?

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The virgin overdose vs the Chad steady mircodose
>plus zinc

YEAR THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=7JQS6H2AXdM

YEAR THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=7JQS6H2AXdM

YEAR THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=7JQS6H2AXdM

Going on a cruise in 3 weeks. Wish me luck user.

>>AND RETROVIRUS IS THE RIGHT AAANSWEEER

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I have breathing difficulty all the time; I'm fat.

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN!

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

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2.5.

>I don't have a pandemic

They aren't even testing. The officially strategy will be to brush it all under the rug. In that sense America is becoming an interesting uninterrupted testing ground for Corona-chan. I wouldn't be surprised if some high profile politicians die from this.

Leaf land gets first death

it is all fun until you have a malfunction

>only 3g a day
12g a day minimum at the moment 3g every few hours but I usually do more.

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Both live off of exports, if they say that corona is blowing there, everyone will stop buying from them and it'll be mayhem. Japan's case is worse thanks to having Olympics still active

It's impossible to overdose on either of those substances. At absolute worst, it's redundant - but redundant like a spare tire, i.e. a good fucking extra to have.

the bear will leave its cave FOREVER

As I said in the last thread, I'll be eating nothing else than potatoes, kiwis, broccoli, orange and whatever other vitamin C rich food you anons recomend
Ill be a fatfag walking inmune fortress by the end of this

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ISN'T IT FUCKING GREAT

>full allianz arena yesterday
>forbidding gatherings now
well done

yummy

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I havn't seen anyone here coughing according to protocol. We're doomed. Too many filthy people here

Can't believe this came true, except it's much worse.

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This was Italy a week ago.

I NEED MY NEXT HAPPENING HIT user, GIVE ME MY NEXT HAPPENING

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>>plus zinc
Based

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I feel so bad for Americans who will inevitably get fucked over by people like this who will doubtless refuse to take the eventual corona vaccine.

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>old people dying
>pensions ruined from stock market crash
This is the decade for young people. Rise from the ashes of the fire.

Tick tock boomer

(((Our))).

They want you dead.

>anyone who is actually afraid of this affecting our daily lives is a braindead shill.
Tell this to the 16 million Italians

You said that 3 months ago.

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
GET ZINC
BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
GET SELENIUM
BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
EAT ONIONS, ACTUAL ALLIUM CEPA
AND/OR BLACKCURRANT
AND/OR REAL BLACK TEA
GET ANTIOXIDANTS FROM THE FOOD AS WEEEEEELLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>HOW is this possible?
The dead don't need ecmo

Hospital full, left to choke to death at home

can someone repost the hazmat suit template?

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So what's going on now with the plague ships?

Don't downplay it, you faggot. I don't want to deal with another "seasonal disease".

Just got a text from my friend who works as a doctor in France. She was visiting me week ago and now her previous patient was tested positive including her self. I developed dry cough today and last night i was sweating trough my sheets. Called the local hospital and they said no need to be tested since I haven't visited in China or Italy. We're fucked

Bring your toilet paper horde to sell on the ship when SHTF

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visir.is/g/2020200309169/fimm-tilfelli-koronuveirunnar-baetast-vid

Five more cases in Iceland

Buy the Dip
Lick a Chinese person to prove youre not racist.
>t. end of history boomer

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good thing that shitranians are dying

grazie

Reminder:
>theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/feb/09/chinese-in-uk-report-shocking-levels-of-racism-after-coronavirus-outbreak
>asamnews.com/2020/03/01/san-francisco-chinatown-rallies-against-coronavirus-racism/
>dw.com/en/germany-thousands-rally-urging-government-to-accept-more-refugees/a-52678683
>Open the border and hug your chang, bigots

The pneumonia doesn't present in all cases so

TICK TOCK LEAFS

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Literally no downsides!

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Take Vitamin D and C user.

>this is a nothingburger of epic proportions. anyone who is actually afraid of this affecting our daily lives is a braindead shill.
People in Italy are doing from it because hospitals are filled. They are literally deciding who they save and who to let die cus they cant give everyone treatment.

>none of the coronavirus vaccines we have ever made have worked
>some of them even killed the test subjects
yeah I'm not going first

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I got you.
>Fuck captcha

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Louisiana got it?

>ex-lax

They shut down the universities here so now I am a government approved NEET

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