/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1802

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Anarchy when?

this is the best timeline evar!!!!
HAIL CORONA-CHAN!!!

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Y'all have what, a co-co... Coronus?
Also your markets are crashing? Weird.

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this guy is a troll shill,right?
he cant be this stupid

tfw woke up today with a sore throat and fever

Wtf
We actually surpassed south korea lol

CHINA PLUS??? NOOOOO

Will this virus get normies out of the "end of history" mindset? Is this the great happening of our times?

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norf is prepped

twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/1237079674733330434?s=20

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MADRID SE SIGUE CORONANDO

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APOCALYPSE

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Neuroinvasive potential
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728

Since SARS-CoV2 may conceal itself in the neurons from the immune
recognition, complete clearance of the virus may not be guaranteed even the patients
have recovered from the acute infection.

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>this guy is a troll shill, right?
worse, he's a boomer.

>IT’S OVER BROS WE’RE GONNA DIE

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>1 Leaf raked

Rate my prep Yas Forums

4 cans of beens
7 DEENZ
12 cans of various SPAM(except it actually tastes like meat unlike SPAM)
4cans paste
7kg rice
6kg flour
2.5kg whey
0.5kg pasta
1kg coccoa powder
2 vitamin c
Some dvopek
1 Kg of palenta
2kg sugar
Not pictured
8l Wine
24l milk
8l oil

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This isn't because of the virus it's because Russia and Saudis are having a shit flinging contest over oil

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090761/Get-PAID-coronavirus-Scientists-London-pay-volunteers-3-500-develop-vaccine.html

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>present day
>present time

what does asymptotic and symptotic mean

I'm worried it will just die out as we're HAPPOONING the hardest and expecting millions of deaths.

F

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Corona-Chan got a fucking leaf

>113,777 infected
>3,991 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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When the nothingburger suddenly becomes a happeingburger you make it a nothingburger again.
Just like this: youtube.com/watch?v=7nKm6wSU1q4

lmao Bill Mitchell coping and SEETHING

Imagine how sad we would look if this just ends one day.

Based

Does Canada seem to expect people to believe everything is okay? Seems people believe them

New York is getting creative. Prison labor to stop the supply chain glut.

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This
youtube.com/watch?v=UQsOfoZvcP4

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>Fear porn
Isn't that what the oni posters are doing?

First death in Canada

Canada is in the kill club now

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>2 weaker strains
HOW MANY FUCKING STRAINS ARE THEIR??????

This is like 2 years worth of food, you went way overboard fren

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THREE AND A HALF GRAND?! Get fucked

SECOND CASE IN SERBIA AND IT'S A CHINK

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Wew. Why don't they just force these tests on prisoners.

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Symptotic = Showing symptoms (eg fever)
Asymptotic = NOT showing symptoms (yet?)

Huge volume of recoveries, pathetic amount of deaths. Pansy ass virus

>myprotein

Dyel

Is there a verse in revelations that talks about a mass depopulation through a virus?
I remember something about grasshoopers, could be a metaphor for that

I'm legit SCARED guys

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Alien invasion confirmed.

Bill Mitchell lives in /pol’s head

First death in canada just happened

Hang all chinks.

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I always wondered what you would actually use the flour for

>WAKE ME THE FUCK UP,
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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spread the fear, let the stock drop super low and we buyyyyy

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LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR

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get slow burn proteins
also thanks for buying our made in italy

Like uh, 200+ is my guess. Days ago scientists had mapped it 167. It keeps spreading and mutating.

Based; Canada is a Reddit country

>-14.24%

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Comfy

What are the odds that California will start having to deal with wildfires again at the same time that they have to start locking everything down to stop the virus from spreading?

Chinese people and italians and iranians are the only ones who can call this a somethingburger

Everywhere else it's a nothingburger

Go eat a banana peel.

Rate my haul Yas Forumsros

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yeah man obviously there is, ancient bible people knew all about viruses

livestream plz
thx in advance

White or Asian?

Throw in some airfare and I’m in

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Remember if you ever need someone to talk to go fuck yourself.

We are the grasshopper plague. Or the Chinese.

Sorry the machine has malfunctioned. Your only hope is entering another dimension at this point

OH NO NO NO

>3500 to drown in your own blood

>no deenz
not gonna make it

nice
you sorted it a bit, but clean your fucking place

well shtf is on and we're doomed. where yall buggin out to?

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>huge tickle in my throat around vocal cords
>pain starting in my back between the spine and shoulder blades
If I get a fever I'm done for boys.

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ITS A NOTHING BURGER!

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>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES - 34/50
Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED - 16/50
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, West Virginia, Wyoming

>paying the jew more for a brand name
Cringe

I'd rather be dead than an autistic poorfag.

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not enough toilet paper

Grand Princess live stream
pscp.tv/w/1yNxaQwRYRjxj

based and lidlpilled

I thought coronavirus already existed (with dozens of different strains) and this particular strain is just the bad one

Guess they will have to cancel those official hooligans fights.

baka at the people here believing the media HOAX that is coronavirus! Look at what you're doing to the stocks, incredible what fake news can do to a population. SAD!

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Notice this lefty bitch didn't mention Sotomayor.
twitter.com/Bunhop003/status/1237037503854432257

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> evar
> -CHAN

Kys retard

the big black soot cock will cuck all the small dick chinkovirus thus causing them to perish

How does toilet paper taste

Who decided asymptomatic was someone who never shows symptoms (so they can say it's exceedingly rare)
Pre-symptomatic is their new term.

yeah that would be worst case.

i really hope corona is heat resistant, even when some sources claiming that it's not...

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Bread, forgot to mention also bought quite a lot of yeast

All the Gary worship spam in these threads is exactly why Namefags and Tripfags are cancer.

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SWEET HOME ALABAMA

You're going to fucking die. This is what Id expect from someone prepping this late

>£3,500 for us to inject you with the plague
honestly would be funny if not such a pathetic amount

filthy beaner
clean your house

how much toilet paper do you retards use?

Hey /cvg/ please counsel me. I'm with a cold, dry coughing and +1ºC from the normal body temperature
There's 22 suspects and 20 discarded suspects in the whole of my state, about 8 suspects in my city, and personally I don't trust in their requirements for discartation, so let's go with 42 suspects
Should I attend college even though I'm with a cold and the numbers in my state are "low"?

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Only 35K deaths away from the average Flu season in the USA alone!

Woah, what a big happening!

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Why do I need paper as long as I have water I can wash my arse

Im bugging in and have developed some contingency plans and supplys for friends and family in citys.

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I live in China and I can give you some useful information. The real terrible thing about COVID-19 is once the healthy staff isn't enough, the death rate will rise rapidly, then the medical system will collapse. In fact, the only useful way is lock down the city and build many makeshift hospitals to care the mild patient to stop the spread of COVID-19. I haven't been out for two months and I think Chinese government will solve this problem in next two months.
I heard that western countries can't block cities, so......God bless you all.

US starting to lose medical staff

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Unrelated but nice.

BREAKING: Armed gang steals $15 million in Chile airport heist - AFP

>Dutch PM's response to the corona crisis of the past week: stop shaking hands

We've got this under control. Everything is fine.

That’s acid reflux.

>more wine than deenz

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>i don't understand exponential curves, the post

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of course
don't forget to shake the hand of everyone you meet

>doctor refuses to give me 90 day refills on blood pressure meds
>go in to supermarket to pick up my monthly
>workers in the produce AND snack aisles just coofing on everything
>not even covering their mouths
Welp, I'm dead. But at least it wont be from a heart attack.

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i read of about 280, which isn't really unlikely since the virus is said to mutate fast af

If you're sick. Stay at home.
Are you fucking retarded?

""""""""""""""recovered""""""""""""""""""""""

Nigger Bruder we are fucked
Even if Deutschland gets to China Tier, our based asshole Gesundheitsminister will tell its nothing, just wash your hands and go to work

Sotomyer is jewish

jpost.com/Breaking-News/Israeli-diagnosis-two-more-people-with-coronavirus-patients-40-and-41-620347

300K people need to get into 14 days quarantine.

Is it? The tickle is making me cough a lot. It's like I have something stuck in my throat.

Yes. After some days you shouls travel to China for some payback.

tfw you are just a tiny pleb millionaire that fully bought into the system that really only the highest tier people understand and cannot cope with the coming loss of everything

>I think Chinese government will solve this problem in next two months.
Weld whole population in for 3 months
problem fixxed
Its that easy huh?

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you need MOAR

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How do I profit from all of this, fellas?? What do I invest?

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Its actually worse than that. Its £3,500 to inject you with the plague and then inject you with EXPERIMENTAL DRUGS AND VACCINES FOR IT!

This. i dont see why you would buy years worth of toilet paper

I sure hope you stay hidden, or else los zetas will take away all of that from you and their pibull will eat your dick

>And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.e midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

They couldn't win, so they kill us all instead.

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says that anyone entering the country from abroad will have to self-quarantine for 14 days.

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Nope. Catholic.

None of your god damned business, that's where.
>Get your own hiding spot

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>entrahmte milch
What the fuck is wrong with you

source please

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Meh, they are overpaid.

buy bitcoin / xrp / eth

Publix is rationing now.

Audit critical race theory classes