** This chick appears in the interview for a new secretary at your company and, playfully, attempts to chat you up ** > NIHAO user > I'm applying for this position because I really need this job! I barely made it out of Wuhan right before the quanritine and I have no place to go! I just travelled across the ocean from China, fleeing the coronavirus ** COUGH COUGH ** > I have no place to go and my temperature is a little high ** COUGH COUGH ** > Also AY PAPI! ICE are after us they just raided mi abuelas house and at this very moment they're combing the streets for me! please let me in! SO ANONS? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE EXCEPTION? > she can't provide any documentation tho and you can't run her on e-verify WHAT SAYS YOU user?
they really did it. they voted against their own economic interests
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tyler Barnes
and I really don't get the panic desu the swine flu infected 60 million americans, and killed over 12 thousand why does it feel like there is more panic for this meme virus that hasn't killed any huwhites?
>The Portugal poster How is it that you can "bake" this general for hours a day EVERY DAY It's not even your country or president Are you paid to make it, or do you have absolutely no-life I'm curious
> this thread would empty if there weren’t so many people posting Real big brain take there user
Chase Nelson
Drumpf supporters are politically dishonest and are playing down the stock market and coronavirus threat because they are worried about his electoral success more than the American people
I'm glad you admit the people shilling with you are from reddit.
Chase Ramirez
and its just more proof which side the jannies are. they've let bernie spam the whole board yet they cant handle sporadic "fuck the jannies" posts and ban users for 2 days for it
Henry Adams
>muh campaign You are beyond pathetic
Christopher Lopez
>no argument
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Angel Turner
We need to nuke China for this.
David Ross
>(You)ing me with shitty lefty memes OH LAWD, keep em coming.
First presidential debate isn't until September There is a full 6 months for corona virus nothing burger to fissel out and to recover from stock market panic. Then we get to watch Trump tear Biden a new one on live tv. >I bet Trump can set of his dementia by getting him stressed and angry and the whole world will watch him crack.
All the shills saying it's over for Trump are the same that have been saying it for every small event of note since 2015.
Nicholas Robinson
Wow, 10 of the 20 biggest hikes (including the top 3 biggest absolute hikes) are also from Trump. What's the point?
those top two are just jewish helicopter money, trying to save an unsaveable market
Carson Phillips
Daily reminder that the decline of Yas Forums started with the very first Trump general in 2014 and the subsequent opening of the floodgates for MIGApedes from reddit.
Nathan Rodriguez
Shills still haven't realized that days on /ptg/ would be slower because most people shitpost from work, but they keep the thread bumped and /ptg/ alive.
I dont understand how morons here care after the initial election hype Zion Don has barely even done anything in office anyway, how can you have the content to circlejerk around the orange man his entire term is beyond me who gives a fuck seriously, go back to plebbit
I let her fuck me for the job, then I take 3 weeks off to self quarantine and recover from the flu(I'll be fine, I'm white), in which time I call ICE on her and continue looking at resumes
Benjamin Butler
> with the very first Trump general in 2014 > in 2014
That red flatline is symbolic of his presidency. Get fucked mong.
Carson Nelson
>I said that
It will still end up being a hamberder made with nothing.
Owen Scott
>All this effort shilling >All the shitposts >Trump is going to cruise to re-election in 2020 Why are you wasting your time though? Also: Thanks for the (You)s in advance!
>Why don't drumpftards care that the economy is crashing? You always salivate over stocks going up, but when they go down, you're all silent Because it means more business and cheaper gas for me.
>fed employee Fuck off faggot. I am so sick of faggots from Twitter thinking just because they have social media, it entitles them to an opinion. Shove it up your ass and die.
Tyler Williams
>23,777.37 >−2,087.41 >(8.07%) OH N ON ONO NO NON ONONONONONONNO TRUMPBROS WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR YUGE ECONOMY
>What will your job be after 2025? Not an unemployed dumb fuck from the failed Trump reelection campaign? You're getting dropped like these stocks right now.
Andrew King
You know why I like being a shut-in introvert?
Because I have no interaction with others and I get to touch my face, rub my eyes and pick my nose without abandon.
A tranny in/ptg/ scamming dick piks from incel Trumptards
Juan Green
>Biggest oil crash You mean cheaper gas?
Alexander Foster
Yas Forums was never good and the decline of Yas Forums as a whole was an influx of yurocancer such as yourself. Yas Forums got lucky with years of non stop happenings, but still had the same cancer it does now. /sg/ has done far more damage to Yas Forums than anything else has anyway. it lets in 80 iq muslims and leaks all kinds of russian nigger spooks
Jason Gonzalez
Whod win in a fight, trumps biggest economy ever, believe me folks, or “just the flu”. Imagine getting btfo by the sniffles.
Jonathan Cox
Sauce on webm? :o
Gavin Hill
pst hey i heard through the grapevine it was awoovement does that real?
Circuit breakers halt trading on the nation's stock markets during dramatic drops and are set at 7%, 13%, and 20% of the closing price for the previous day.
Noah Sanders
He is. He'll probably drop out this week or whenever the next leftist circus voting event happens.
Joshua Barnes
Bernie is losing +30 points in new polls
Charles Allen
imagine, the dems would rather have someone with dementia over a socialist that's what they're truly mad about, their like can't even beat someone with dementia
It's okay, user I know you are seething that the DNC machine picked Biden and he's going to get his shit pushed in by Trump. I'd be pissed too if I could see the writing on the wall and couldn't do a damn thing about it.
Robert Ortiz
the biden dementia must've gotten severe too. they have a commie who lost to a dementia patient who cant even talk AHAHAHAHAHAHA this is all rather amusing
John Scott
They are. Unless you live in some retarded place like California where they're artificially inflated.
