/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1800

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Be on the look out for any strange or unusual responses to Corona in the US or Europe.

Anything that involves heavy ordinance, fire power and flames isn't fighting Corona, it's fighting the Femin Virus.

Corona can be contained and treated similar to other virus's in the same family even with the modification this Corona has.

friendly reminder:
corona is just a way to get you in the fema camps.

my linkies stay super stinky

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nth for campbell

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ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
>ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
>ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
>ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
>ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
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>ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
>ZOOMERs WILL be FINE
dab on the haters

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1/2 TABLESPOON OF BAKING SODA AND A GLASS OF WATER

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They finally said P word

ITALIANS

pls post the link to the stream

Can someone tell me how many newly infected outside of China were confirmed three days ago, two days ago, and yesterday.
I heard the numbers are decreasing.

How many in Copenhagen? Safe to take the train over and legally fuck some hookers?

6 italian prisoners dead in riots

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do not do this, it creates mustard gas

0 cases here(kosovo)

youtube.com/watch?v=-1yPaN2RLZw

I see some krauts have finally died

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ITS RAIDIN TIME. TIME TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO WIPE MY BUTTHOLE WITH THAT SWEET SWEET 2 LAYER PAPER

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How does it work mr wizard

ITALY: CLOSED ALL SKY RESORTS, THEY DID AN AD CAMPAIGN TO LURE CUSTOMERS NOT WORKING OR NOT IN SCHOOLS

"Bloomberg terminal, access data for all simulations performed by shadowy NGOs within the last 20 years with the parameters 'highly infectious novel respiratory virus which kills between 2-3% of its victims spreads unchecked across the globe."
"Data accessed. Printing forecasted casualty figures and visualizing infection rates. Would you like to engage privacy mode for masturbation purposes?"
"No, I'd like everyone in the office to see this."
"'Based.'"

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Zoomers don't know how to boil water. They'll be dead once their microwave food's gone.

SOURCE??!??!?

Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
>Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
>Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
>Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
>Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases
>Denmark 90 confirmed cases and 770 suspected cases

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SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
>9. Unconfirmed reports of recovered patients becoming re-infected!
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.
Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=da5wnfAOQP0

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Come dance, drink and make merry as the world burns

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Yet

Probably just suicides.

thx bro

No they didn’t. Source?

DOWN DOWN DOWN

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>should i prepare
queue based germanon pasta

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not true. They are increasing at a rate about 5.000 daily

>"The system is holding up and holding up well," Gallera said , citing the most recovered places for intensive care, where 440 (+41) are currently hospitalized: "To date we have managed to recover 223 therapy places. intensive, in addition to the 724 already available in the various hospitals, and another 150 we plan to open in seven days ".

Consider the following:
No News about Stock Market.

your the one to speak. you're equally fucked. Wait for another week.

source???

based, shoot the negroes

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What part of Denmark are you from bros?

FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
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reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-cyprus/cyprus-announces-first-two-coronavirus-cases-including-health-professional-idUSKBN20W2BQ
in-cyprus.com/coronavirus-two-patients-test-positive-in-cyprus/

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good. 6 less niggers/gypsies/napoletani in the world.

Where are the NUMBERS!!!!?

>I member asking for hubei numbers....

Threads are going way too fast to actually talk about CoVid, it's a fucking joke.
Fuck 4chin!

They overdosed on methadone kek.
Are the real pastaland numbers out yet?

Two new cases in Romania. 17 thus far. One of them is a woman from Buzău. No other data on her and the other infected so far.

I bet Shitalians are behind this somehow.

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It has been decreasing since the numbers from Iran and South Korea have been decreasing

Frank,you got your meds stocked for when the global supply chain collapsea?

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You're a baking beast, argie-user. Hope you make it

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Humbly requesting
R10C7

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based. fuck krauts

Open your browser nigga

bt.dk/samfund/90-personer-er-smittet-med-coronavirus-i-danmark

VENGA ESPAÑITA QUE VAMOS A SER LOS PRIMEROS EN CONTAGIOS EN UN PAR DE DIAS
VAMOS QUE NOS CORONAMOS
>LIB GOV
>MADE OF SOCIALISM SEPARATISM AND LITERAL COMMUNISM
>DIE FROM A PANDEMIA
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, HUH?

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+97 DEAD

Is being born in '97 zoomer territory?

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Its unironically fucking over. You just keep getting it til' it kills you. I can't disclose my source but apparently the case in NJ is 32 y/o male in critical condition, already has severe damage to lungs. Kinda disappointing this is how it ends.

Thank globalism, diversity hire WHO nigger, greed, stupidity and continued ignorance.

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Italian "suicide"
Good trick Corleone

BASED SAFEHAVEN

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>ST. PADDY'S CANCELLED
ST. PADDY'S CANCELLED
>ST. PADDY'S CANCELLED
ST. PADDY'S CANCELLED
>ST. PADDY'S CANCELLED
ST. PADDY'S CANCELLED

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How is the situation in South Italy? Still immune or slowly SHTF?

1800 threads of NothingBurger.china got this over with they back to normal now

Copenhagen

Utterly based

Prepare to include Turkey in your list.
NEW OUTBREAK

Concealed corona outbreak in turkey

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setup a megaupload folder, hans

yeah, almost as if it was automated.....

BREAKING: ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION DEPARTMENT REPORTS

>1797 NEW CASES AND 97 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 9.172 CASES AND 463 DEATHS

>1797 NEW CASES AND 97 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 9.172 CASES AND 463 DEATHS

>1797 NEW CASES AND 97 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 9.172 CASES AND 463 DEATHS

>1797 NEW CASES AND 97 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 9.172 CASES AND 463 DEATHS

>1797 NEW CASES AND 97 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 9.172 CASES AND 463 DEATHS

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TO GOBLIN TOWNNNN!

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They raided the pharmacy and overdosed. Natural selection right there.
What's really bad is that 300 have escaped.

Poland has 17 with 3 in critical, 170 hospitalized and 4000 in quarantine. 20,000 under observation.

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In Canada it's already 1 guard for 150 inmates. How fucked are prisoners?
No guards = no food supplies
Jails and prisons are going to be kill zones.

ITALY SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING NUMBERS RIGHT NOW.

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Italy's numbers:
+102 recovered
+97 dead
+1598 cases

ITALY NUMBERS @ 09 Mar 2020
Cases: +1598 (7985)
Deaths: +97 (463)
Recovered: +102 (724)

#
Humbly requesting
R3C7

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Today's the first day I had a 5 minute freakout, I felt like I was in the first episode of a zombie story, just before things get irreversibly fucked.
youtube.com/watch?v=jV_xEwb0ZiQ

Hot...

Can I get a non-meme answer why Italy is so much more fucked than the rest of us? Keep in mind, Canada also has huge Chinese population and our government is also retarded and told us to fight Corona by not being racist.

youtu.be/In5TFCcF8uI
youtu.be/In5TFCcF8uI
youtu.be/In5TFCcF8uI
youtu.be/In5TFCcF8uI

GET IN HERE

PATH TO -2000

wow geez I'm so surprised. you mean there weren't actually zero cases in turkey? who would have thought!

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>Died: 3,893
This happening better hurry up and happen. Pretty soon we'll have more of these gay ass threads than we have dead octogenarians.

>BAZED BEN AND CNN KNOW HOW SERIOUS THESE SNIFFLEZ R!!!!!!
oh no no no

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>only 97 new deaths

Well, this is slowing down.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE BEAST IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH!!!!!

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Disgusting tier

ITALY NEW NUMBERS
RECOVERED +102, 724
DEAD +97, 463
ACTIVE CASES +1598, 7985
TOTAL 9172

3 CAMPANIA DEATHS STILL MISSING FROM THE COUNT
3 CAMPANIA DEATHS STILL MISSING FROM THE COUNT
3 CAMPANIA DEATHS STILL MISSING FROM THE COUNT
3 CAMPANIA DEATHS STILL MISSING FROM THE COUNT
3 CAMPANIA DEATHS STILL MISSING FROM THE COUNT
3 CAMPANIA DEATHS STILL MISSING FROM THE COUNT

What is your country's strategy for the pandemic? Just curious because mine is to basically let it spread, and once it has it won't matter if we lock things down because it has already spread.
I may be a brainlet because it hurts to think about the logic behind it.

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my ass, I have 10 kg of noodles and 10kg rice and a gasmask and a suit and water for a month
zooming through

1598 NEW CASES CONFIRMED

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>Only 97 deaths
Going down already, yesterday will be the worst of it

Recap of last simulation before release
Event 201

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ON OUR SOIL
>ON OUR SOIL
ON OUR SOIL
>ON OUR SOIL

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What the fuck is going on in Italy bros? Why does it seem so much more deadly than Korea? Is it a different strain? Govt incompetence?

A L
D E N T E

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oh no my backup excuse to get fucking retard drunk has been canceled! now i only have the regular "its past 1pm" excuse!

>Greece and Hungary 0%
Based stability

Strong numbers.

where are the freakin numbers of france and italy for today? what's happening there

>I felt like I was in the first episode of a zombie story, just before things get irreversibly fucked.
Just hide inside for three months user... You prepped right?

Post the numbers.

>almost 2k daily

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Shhhiiiiiiiit

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My source told me that all the cases are linked to that original dane who traveled to Italy, is that true

Fap fap if true

>China reporting only 100 new cases

Lmao how fucking stupid does the CCP think we are?

He's not a wizard and he even got the measurement wrong. It's half teaspoon. I'm not taking it but I know why he's suggesting it. It's from a video about an old lady talking about how she and her family survived the Spanish Flu or Asian Flu as she called it. Anyway, her mother would give everyone half a teaspoon of baking soda in water every day. They were the only family in town to not get sick. Coincidence? Probably not. I'm jacked up on vitamins or I'd take the baking soda.

Stinky linkies are so fucking based, holy shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ACTUALLY PANIC

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The recovery/death numbers in Italy are absolutely fucked though.

Still 5% CFR. Shit. wtf happened yesterday?

>1 confirmed case in Norrbotten
NÄÄÄEEEE FÖR HELVETE STOCKHOLMSDJÄVLAAAAARRR

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Remeber when US bought 1$ billion of plastic coffins? Yeah me neither

That’s what I thought. Happening over. Nothing burger confirmed.

Humbly requesting
R3C4

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WOOPS LOOKS LIKE I COUNTED THE NEWS CASES WRONG IT'S 1598

DEATHS IN SHITALY DROPPING, HAPPENING OVER

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>I may be a brain because it hurts to think about the logic behind it.
Because those retards up there don't work based on logic. so there's nothing worth thinking about.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>1797 NEW CASES AND 97 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 9.172 CASES AND 463 DEATHS
Woooooooooooooow!

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ITALY NUMBERS @ 09 Mar 2020
>Cases: +1598 (7985)
>Deaths: +97 (463)
>Recovered: +102 (724)

1 millions of masks distributed

IT'S ACCELERATING EVEN WITH LOCKDOWNS
>IT'S ACCELERATING EVEN WITH LOCKDOWNS

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Oh shot. Yet ROI only has like 21 i think infections. Why tho. Unless they all are in Dublin. Dublin is pretty far from north

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Retarded newfag detected. We had more threads than deaths all the way to thread #900. We will never catch up with deaths again.

>Italy
>ncompetence
only pick two

No you stupid nonce it’s from all over the world and it’s everywhere in Denmark

Kek. And when hundreds of thousands die, they will be like
>well noone could've known this ahead of time!!!!4!!

I don´t have them. Watch this and wait for the chart of cases except china. It comes from time to time.
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

If you see more cases or new cases of Corona involving white women, it's not Corona. It's Femin Virus.

That's all I'm trying to explain, hopefully in time.

WHO and other government organizations are covering up Corona to some extent, but it's nothing compared to how big of a cover up revolving Femin there is.

Corona is going to be handled as better and more widely available testing is going to be distributed. Femin can only be handled by firepower and flames.

Been trying to warn you all on here for 4 years, about bioweapons and bioweapon attacks in the west or spreading to the west.

It's not being recorded in Canada. Everyone is coughing their lungs out and sick. You might already have it.

umbrella

+1800 new cases is also pretty fucked. A lot of caskets on the way.

>no they didnt
>leaf

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Did you ban mass gatherings? No? That stupid.

stop tagging me homo

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>DEATHS IN SHITALY DROPPING, HAPPENING OVER
>CASES ALMOST DOUBLED
>t. bong

Second oldest population in the world.
Literally had hug-a-chink propaganda.
Greet even passing acquaintances with hugs and a kiss on each cheek.

OH NO NO

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>behold, my babby filter!
>the babby filters the virus in real time!

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While you were fucking my wife, I was buying toilet paper.

>sister got home last night from belgium after visiting her BF for 2 weeks and going to multiple concerts with tons of people
>she started developing symptoms
>didn't care to even get checked and decided to fly home while sick anyways
>parents supported that, now my mom has started developing symptoms (rough fucking cough)
>today my throat also feels weird as shit
>none of them want to get checked out cause "it's probably just a cold or something, user"
>in a few hours my parents are going to visit my grandparents and probably make them sick too cause they dont give a fuck.

how fucked am i? should i just off myself now? i fucking hate my parents for not giving a flying fuck about this and if anything happens to my grandparents i dont think i could ever forgive them.

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>0 cases of coronavirus

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Different strain? Genetic component? they are old as fuck? Cig smokers? i have no idea.

Breaking news
France surrenders

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1/3 of italian prisoners are immigrants so at least 2 dead niggers

source or gay camarade

Jesus...

>more threads than daily new cases in Italy

WOOOOW. So this turned out to be a nothing burger. Yas Forums will call everything a happening just to get an excuse to shitpost

greentext it, your thoughts.
Felt the same today when I rushed to buy food supplies

No shit Pablo. Quarantines don't cure you

Who is that madlad who told Iranians to drink Methanol Alcohol?

mdza.io/6RtIzuFhBY8

This.

It's not accelerating. Yesterday Italy reported more than a hundred deaths. It is slowing down. WOW IT'S NOTHING AGAIN.

im ready to become a raider

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So is this a nothing burger? This isn't like my hollywood plague movies at all.

alright which one of you is this

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Still not a pandemic

BNO hasn't updated in hours, is there a better site?

youtube.com/watch?v=bVavFG7xJ88&list=LL2x0wDvSCWWhf1RJk2XDIAw&index=29

We are not testing people. Only those coming back from travel that ask.

More boomers

They simply have a head start. Canada and the US will look like Italy very very soon.

1797 TOTAL NEW CASES IN ITALY

80% of them inside the "wuhan" area
we have more free ICU today than yesterday
this is good news i repeat this is good news

thank you all

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lol its everywhere, still nothing in västerbotten officially

LETS DO THIS BOYS

wE trRainED 2 tiMEs for IITT

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Those preppers in bunkers in the middle of nowhere everyone pointed and laughed for the last 20 years at must be feeling pretty fucking smug RN.

Tell your parents not to go to your grandparents. Do everything you can.

noooo not the based ones!

2 new cases in Peru!! total 9 so far

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even if its a cold or something why the hell you go visit your elders

I only use this anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

Daequan appreciates all of the work you are doing to ensure the safety of you and your wife

why are italians so old? i thought catholics were supposed to have lots of kids like the irish diaspora

stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/15-cazuri-de-imbolnaviri-cu-coronavirus-in-romania-cine-sunt-ultimii-2-pacienti.html

ALMOST -1900

>97 NEW DEATHS
>less than yesterday's 133
lame, die harder

Same here. The Chief Medical Officer is basically openly admitting it.

Don't couf, you motherfucker.

Why aren’t you living on your own you nonce

defense.gov/Newsroom/
US DoD just issued federal guidelines prioritizing servicemember families over civilians for emergency healthcare. this is it we're in national marshal law within 24 hours.

>you're fucked with this
put a better mask like this one

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based camera man

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Truly the end of times

R A R E
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RARE
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Based Sealand. Micronations are the future.

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Government couldn't hush the number of cases. They're testing everyone and everything and they're probably adding peoples to corona's death toll that, yes, had corona but died of unrelated shit. Also, here it's full of old people. Majority of dead are 80+.

how are those news good, trannieposter

I am not a virus. Thanks Italian

My parents are the same. All boomers are fucking retards. I can barely make my mom wash her hands when she comes home and when she does wash them, she washes them for 5 seconds. I just banned her for touching my things.

how big of a cover up revolving around*

Corona cases are going to rise, but the number of deaths are going to stay fairly consistent. Because the virus is a Corona strain, it's limited by how Corona operates even with all the splicing that was done to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ITALY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY AND YET THIS IS HOW THEY GO DOWN, BUT A FUCKING CHINK VIRUS DIASPORA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Don’t you remember all those Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura fema camp videos?

This. Rome is Numba 1 stop on chinky-choo's world tour.
Expect big numbers in London, Paris and NY soon.

you are full of chinese residents
we are full of chinese workers

Looks like the plan is to put their fingers in their ears and scream "lalalala" as loud as they can.

kojima warned us

Until Savannah cancels ours, it ain't over

steady 25% growth rate

Only one city in China had enough infected to have a real chance of exporting many cases. If you have loads of chinks but none of them are from Wuhan then it doesn't matter that much.

>It's not accelerating. Yesterday Italy reported more than a hundred deaths
>cannot understand random fluctuations and delayed deaths
t. mongrel "just-a-flu" nothingburger

r u a grill?

Ours is hope we can hold off until the summer then just 'take it on the chin'
Actual words from our PM today

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Oh shit

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twitter.com/TomthunkitsMind/status/1237069696576389120
How the Contries of the world have taken the virus. I think this could be a really good CoronaChan meme

HOLY SHIT CLOSE EVERYTHING TIL EASTER

Hang in there Italy. We love you!

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our plan is to do nothing isn't it, not even checking people coming from northern Italy
twitter.com/bbc5live/status/1236944328779534337

7:8
dead:recovered ratio
Well, we are all going to die

Our far left government will just let them go.

9172 total cases in Italy, 463 dead
just released

Kekk, nothing like a little familicide. Kudos to your parents, they really want to end their bloodline, that's some commitment right there

It's called the average age of infected.

>medpac
>no source

Even the news are fucking up the numbers

fuck off frank i forgot to filter you thanks for providing your shit tripcode to filter

been leeching off parents cause they pay for everything, i wish i had moved out now though because of this shit. FUCK

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Slash tires.
Save the oldies

Largely pretending that it's not happening to protect the investments of politicians and bankers who own the media. Fortunately the rural populations seem to realize how full of shit they are, and taking proper precautions. Cityfags are completely fucked, and still going on vacation to Italy because they are unbelievably retarded.

On which level is your country right now?

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>Kuof ID

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Newfags to /cvg/

This is unironically and literally Italy's karma for selling their souls for cheap to chinkoids.

Do you understand random fluctuations?

Incredible. He also has just started refusing to shake hands. We're fucked.

based, let the panic begin

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>brexit
>flu pandemic sweeps europe
>smug pepe

a man of taste AND RIPE FOR PICKING

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based

poocrew numbah 1

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no you counted it right it's 1598 new active cases

>yfw boomer faggot retards are complaining that their diaspora nigger relatives won't be able to return to the country for Easter
They're saying that they can't imagine Easter without their family and other such retarded normalfag rubbish. Yea, have your pozzed relatives come by over for Easter so you can then drown in your own blood afterwards.

twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1237061843526602752

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markets back down to -2000. WE DID IT

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DOW JONES BELOW 24000
>DOW JONES BELOW 24000
DOW JONES BELOW 24000
>DOW JONES BELOW 24000
DOW JONES BELOW 24000
>DOW JONES BELOW 24000
DOW JONES BELOW 24000
>DOW JONES BELOW 24000

NO MORE CIRCUIT BREAKERS UNTIL -13%

F

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MAHJONG CANCELLED
>MAHJONG CANCELLED
MAHJONG CANCELLED
>MAHJONG CANCELLED
MAHJONG CANCELLED
>MAHJONG CANCELLED
youtube.com/watch?v=hfzu2weBNDE

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100% chance one of them dies in the next week

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0

>25%
>double

That's impossible. All the important, reputable journalists on twitter keep insisting, quite stridently, that only 100 year olds die from this.

*sneezes in your path*

Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Hand them over NOW

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dont need a mask if you dont go outside desu

tried, they truly dont give a shit.

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system will be overwhelmed. there is no stopping it

1. Normal
Saw people 2+ weeks ago wait in line for masks. Haven't seen 1 single person wearing one since then.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Not the potatorinos!

It increasingly looks like that. I suspect intel as circulated saying its basically optics at the moment to prevent a complete chimp out and let Corona take it's course. At least Macron admitted it.

Early epidemic

Just wash your hands, bro.

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JUST DIE YOU COWARDS

Yes, but I expected a rise. Wasn't yesterday a double of two days ago?

They did, only to say that it COULD be a pandemic

1-800-BURGERS

Did all the cow piss drinking, shit-diving make India immune?

Someone post the chink giving out hugs in Italy to combat coronaracism

thanks for these

u got any porn of her kraut?

90 year-olds dropping like 90 year-olds

He fully expects it to go Italy tier.

>tfw own a 3M halfmask for bicycle commuting and am too anxious to wear it during everyday stuff

lol Savannah is already a cesspool I cant imagine the petri dish is will become on St Patrick's day this year

Can the feds not keep up anymore?

This email was recently sent out to franchises here, figured I'd post it.
It begins.
For non southerns / eurofags, shipley's is a bakery.

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was posting today

top kek

JUST A FLU, SAD!
>meanwhile DoD is issuing marshal law guidelines to the press and emergency services

It's actually a doctor's recommendation during the spanish flu outbreak. The idea is similar to the "cancer hates this specific PH range so you want as much of your body as possible in that range" stuff people push. It might help, the reasoning is sound, whether there are side effects (microbiome issues come to mind) is another matter.

interesting

>I can barely make my mom wash her hands when she comes home and when she does wash them, she washes them for 5 seconds.

yep, my mom is exactly the same and she barely uses soap too.

1% of diaspora comes home for easter lets say 200 come infected and spread we are all fucked

Name?

Soon individual entities will be unable to maintain their separate forms!

NIGGERS WILL STARVE
>NIGGERS WILL STARVE
NIGGERS WILL STARVE
>NIGGERS WILL STARVE
NIGGERS WILL STARVE
>NIGGERS WILL STARVE

How you feel being the shit of europe fratello?

It's finally fucking slowing down?!?! Fuck, bros. I thought I wanted a happening, but I'm glad it's starting to slow. Praise God. God is good. God bless everyone reading this and especially the people of North Italy right now.

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>smash automatic mahjong
>come back next night and play manual mahjong

COOFERS WIN AGAIN

OH NONONONONO we got too cocky NWO bros

Sure thing
>infected: nothing
>dead: burger
>critical: your sex life
>suspected: your sexuality

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Nope. It's ogre.

not much exists sadly
exhentai.org/g/1566744/09ff5486ac/
lappland

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IT'S HAPPENING

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>DAILY COVID-19 CASES IN ITALY
DAILY COVID-19 CASES IN ITALY

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Sedate them, unironically.

ALMOST AT 4K DEATHS
>ALMOST AT 4K DEATHS

It's only a matter of time before a British army base gets it, then all the contingency plans go out the window.

Here:

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it's 2 pm. can we use some meme magic to get this to drop another 1500 pts.

Do we really know theyre all old?
Also the Pope has gotta be dead.

lol ok virgin

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1. Early epidemic

will go shopping with a 3M half mask and googles today though

ICUs?

COVID-19 CASES BY REGION

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gentleman

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Gonna need at least 1 million desu lad

almost 2k new cases in italy today
>Finally slowing down
lmao fuck off ching chongu

HOLY FUCK THESE EURO FUTURES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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There was a video of officials making chinks apologize for playing mahjong and other games during the outbreak.

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IT'S OK TO PANIC
>IT'S OK TO PANIC
IT'S OK TO PANIC
>IT'S OK TO PANIC
IT'S OK TO PANIC
>IT'S OK TO PANIC
IT'S OK TO PANIC
>IT'S OK TO PANIC
IT'S OK TO PANIC
>IT'S OK TO PANIC
youtube.com/watch?v=iCSCF5oLrJ0

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SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

Surely the government will extend the travel restrictions to and from Italy, right? Surely they cannot be retarded and suicidal enough to want to lift them?

South slowly getting fucked, very nice.

>infectedlets coping
you're just jealous we are always the center of every happening

Kek
I love these summaries
They are accurate

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>someone decided to eat bats and now almost 4000 people are dead

Isn’t the world just wonderful?

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>Friday cases was about 778
>Monday cases 1326
ALMOST doubled

>talk to some normie from the safety of 8 feet away
>he walks over all friendly like
>immediately back off looking alarmed
>puzzled_look.jpg
>mumble excuse and hurry away
Such is life on this timeline now

Holy shit is this fucking Justin Trudy?