AAAAAAA A GIRL I KISSED YESTERDAY GOT CORONA

I'M GONNA BE TESTED IN A FEW HOURS I CAN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE.

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so many gay and fake things about this post
why even bother

I'm not LARPing faggot I'm dead serious

thats what you get for transgressing God's plan for you. He made us incels, so we don't touch filthy women and get infected with STD's or, in your case, Coronavirus.
Haven't you read about the 144.000 chosen once, who have never been defiled by laying with women and never spoke a wrong word? They will be saved, but promiscues CHads and Stacies won't.

>kissed a girl
what the fuck is wrong with you stay away from semen demons what did you expect to happen

Hahahah owned

AAAAAAAA NO ONE CARES AAAAAAA

It wasn't even on the lips it was on the cheek. We celebrated a friend's 20th birthday yesterday and she was there as well. When we all said goodbye to one another I kissed her on the cheek as is a custom in my culture.

Kissless, hugless virgin NEETs that prepped will inherit the world.

You dont kiss girls

>girl I kissed
lmao what a faggot

I fisted a girl last week and I was a bit worried afterwards

AAYYYYEEEEE KISSED A GIRL
AND I GOT IT
THE TASTE OF HER CORONA VIRUS

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Girls are for fags anyways.

Keep us updated on the process and results. Will you be the first user on a Himalayan Throat Singing forum to live stream their dea—, er, recovery?

>kissed a girl

Whoa there! You need to put a trigger warning for that content, pal. This is a safe space for incels. We don’t want people here to engage in self-harm because of reading something that reminds them of experiences that they didn’t and will probably never have.

Slide thread
why are jews doing this? Is it because of the stock crash happening right now?

You're dead allright

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well your culture is shit because now you're gonna die

At least you GET tested.
I was sick and they refused because LOL NO CONNECTION

Absolute kek XD

I'm only getting tested because I requested it and even then I had to fake a cough. Some people refuse to be tested and just say 'I'll stay home if I feel pain in my lungs' fucking degenerates runing this country.

If I had corona i’d Spread at my local synagogue

Africa is nice this time of year

Now imagine it were the other way round

>turk

I don't believe you.

Soon most people will be infected at least for a while. Who cares? Your chances look good as you aren't a boomer. 2 weeks of vitamins, gatorade and video games.

Based and analpilled

Explain to her you should quarantine together, take her to a house in the country with no reception, lock yourselves in, tie her to bed and rape the shit out of her

Yes, how did you know?

>girl

Sure faggot

I'm not an incel like 90% of Yas Forums

Lol you deserve it on the slight chance this is real. Fuck normalfags

was it a first kiss?

It was only on the cheek.

0.2% death rate for 10-40 year olds so far.
Unless you're an obese diabetic, you are 99.8% going to be fine (which is technically wrong because this statistic includes the obese diabetics).

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You have to go back.

haha you are the big dumb

> Aaaah my Mother has corona!

There is hope for Germany
Gott mit Euch

NEETS with water food and guns
we gonna be rich bros2

Haven't seen her since friday and only met the girl on saturday so they're fine.

Cuck

Lmao that's what you get for having a life.

>I am a normie and I go out a the time having fun and sharing fluids with girls I didn't even know.
>Somehow I got infected
>How could this happen to me?

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And if she gets pregnancy
What kind of creatura will come out

Dead, that for sure

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>A GIRL I KISSED
Normies get out

The mortality rate for 10-40 year olds is like 0.2%. So if you do get coronavirus, go outside and infect every boomer you see. Cough on shit and just let's make use of a illness and kill the fucking boomers.

AAAAAA FUCK YOU YOU ARE GONNA DIE

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>kissless virgins 1
>sluts 0
We will inherit the earth from you normies.

>kissing a girl

Become a faggot and fuck traps instead.

You're a meme flag so everything you say is of no importance.

Irish people are fucking weird.

RIP user

The lesson is, don't kiss girls.

You are a real fag so you deserve your coronary disease

haha OP kissed Corona-chan

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keep posting here, nigger. we want to see if you'll die or not so we can finally forget this

I might have some lung shit too though, what am i in for?

hell

>A GIRL I KISSED

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If i die i wont be paying any more taxes to ZOG so meh
You win some you lose some i guess
Anything i should do or avoid to make this less of a clusterfuck?

I won't die you low-life third world incels.

>Anything i should do or avoid to make this less of a clusterfuck?
Spread the gift to all of god's chosen children

>he kissed a girl
big mistake

>pandemic is literally at our doorsteps now
>instead of socially distancing himself he's busy hugging and kissing people

Normalfaggots like you will be the death of us all.

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ah it s nothing then. corona only infects humans .

>my culture
>dutch
lol no

Cool. What species girl?

>247234443
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

EWWW YOU KISSED A GIRL, WHAT A FAGGOT.

>kissing girls
Do the Dutch really?

when are the results due, and what city are you in

>The incels shall inherit the earth

>bost ebola dits!
BASED

I'm Turkish-Dutch it's normal in our culture.
They said probably tonight and living in the Hague now, but girl is from Utreg.

Which province are you at?

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>celibate
>not getting infected
they will rule with an iron fist

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better make a new thread if the results are positive