/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1799

MENTAL GYMNASTICS IM LOOSING MY SIDES

Remember to have some means of protecting yourself, and remember the philosophy that something is better than nothing.
If all that you can get is a realistic airsoft gun or even a spray-paint can with a lighter, that's still going to be better than to surrender and face certain death/slavery.

For cucked countries:
>air rifles (hollow-point leather pellets, preferably >400fps)
>MELEE WEAPONS - in urban confrontations, especially in small apartment buildings, these are invaluable - go for spears, machetes, combat knives and swords*
>NOTE: AXES ARE VERY USEFUL - try to get one medium-sized axe and one small hatchet
>don't get throwing/ranged weebshit weapons unless you know what you're doing - don't try LARPing with shurikens or throwing darts, you'll get yourself killed
>primitive flamethrowers for crowd deterrance (from something like a super soaker with gasoline and a torch in front to paint cans with lighters to industrial gasoline torches)

ON STORING RESPIRATORS:

A charcoal filter/organic vapour filter will last for roughly six months without replacement AFTER being opened. Still, it'll soak up contaminants, and if you live in a polluted area, it won't last that long.

As such:
>remove your VAPOUR/CHARCOAL filters from your respirator and store them in a PLASTIC zip-bag
>remove your PARTICULATE filters, and store them in PAPER bags
>clean your respirator and hang it by the door for easy access
>keep the VAPOUR/CHARCOAL filters in bags so as to keep yourself from contaminating them and to prevent THEM from contaminating YOU

Remember to tell your loved ones to prepare too. Make sure to have some sort of rendezvous plan in place in case shit really hits the fan.

Make sure to stay safe, anons, and good luck to all.

(2/2)

i fucking hate dr. nigger so much

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THERE IS HOPE FOR CHINESE ZOOMERS

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>Mom tells me she comes over
>FUCK NO
>cant do shit cuz she pays for my apartment
>watch her closely everything she touches
>coofs in her fucking hand
>finally get her to fucking leave (she wanted to clean my dishes etc)
>spent last hour disinfecting everything she touched
fucking boomers i better not get it

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i only want your lungs, kidneys, testies and brains cutie

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He believe the gub in full damage control

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Everything around Turkey is infected but Turkey which is a major transportation hub somehow isn't. Is Erdogan a lying dog faced pony soldier ?

Post one, get one. Please post the number of the corona that you want

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>WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING THE ELDERLY TO START SOCIAL DISTANCING
>UHHH IT'S NOT OUR JOB TO SAY ANYTHING
WHO need to be hanged.

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What the fuck is going on with Spain? +400 in a day? hwhat?

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Why is CoronaChan crashing the economy!

>Had to go to the doctor today
>He was coofing
>Subject of Corona comes up in passing
>No confirmed cases in my county as yet
>He states "it'll be here soon enough"

I'm dead aren't I

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Why is /nothingburgergeneral/ still going? More retarded than /ptg/ at this point.

ANSWER THE QUESTION STRAIGHT YOU FUCKING POTATONIGGER

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No, you will all get the nuke Chang.

fucking lel

Because we didn't listen

I hate my parents for this. They even want to hold dinners together. Annoying as fuck.

I'm trying to model the R0 of Germany and I've found something interesting:

WHO puts the average incubation time at 5.6 days. Trying to model the spread with that time between each infection cycle doesn't work, though, as you would get an insanely high R0 like 7, which clashes with current numbers.

Now here's the kicker: Apparently, the WHO isn't even that wrong about a potential R0 = 2.5. They aren't lying about the numbers. The problem is what they don't say - the average infection cycle isn't equal to the average incubation cycle.

Numbers are still rough, but math checks out with the numbers in Italy and Germany at a R0 of ~2.5 with an average duration for each infection cycle of 3 days. This makes sense, as the virus is already contagious during its incubation phase.

Thus pic related is a rough estimate of things to come in the next few weeks. With more data, the numbers can be more refined.

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>10 minutes earlier
>Countries should follow our outlines and advice we've released

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THE WHO COPE IS PALPABLE
>uhhh we do not accept defeat
>uhhhhhh we can contain it, numbers and tests slow down in China it is possible
>uhhh hope is the cure thank you

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Are your jobs also forcing you to keep going to work even if you're infected, /cvg/?

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WE BURNT CORONA-CHAN AT THE STAKE
twitter.com/ndtv/status/1237053692785733632?s=09

>World literally ends not long after transgenders are normalized
Yeah that fits

>Me and my gf just watched the movies today.
>Some dumb fuck kept coughing non-stop.
>only 5-10 of us in the theater
>aircon was centralized and circulated.
And this cough wasn't just an ordinary cough. It was more like a dry hard cough that was synptomatic of pneumonia. Doesn't help that I have bronchitis. How fucked am I?

Despite the government insistence that there's no widespread epidemic here, can't deny that it's already taken root.

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POO IN THE WHO: WE DO DOT CALL COVID A PANDEMIC (YET) BECAUSE THERE IS A RISK OF COUNTRIES GIVING UP THE FIGHT

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Far-left Government supported a feminazi demonstration yesterday and was hiding the data all weekend. Now, with the demonstration gone. They show the real data.

I´m very worried this government has to manage the corona crisis.

I haven't played any attention to this Corona virus stuff. Give me a quick rundown.

Italy update?

soon new italian numbers +2500

got 3x60 =180 pills today

WHO stream journalist
>be 80 years old
>still stupid enough to go out and "socialize"

/cvg/ assblasted into space

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>IN A FLU PANDEMIC
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS

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We're fucking fucked.

And you can have it all, my empire of dust.

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SO THIS WAS A FLU
AND NOW ISN'T A FLU

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5th row 7th image: 1583668233171

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dead

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RYANAIR: FLU IS ABOUT MITIGATION, COVID IS ABOUT CONTROL

Where is the sauce of this?

...

Okay Sam Tripoli.

the new handshake is adopted

twitter.com/themarginale/status/1237060882900946944

advised working from home

so i've done fuck all but shitpost on here and watch lookner

literally done fuck all today

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needs more minions boomer

Just the Blu Fro

Italy is beginning perhaps the largest restriction on the free movement of people ever attempted in a Western democracy in peacetime to try to slow the spread of the virus.

Saudi Arabia on Monday closed off air and sea travel to nine countries in an effort to slow transmission.

Five minutes into the trading day in the United States, the plunge in the S&P 500 hit 7 percent, prompting an automatic trading halt for 15 minutes.

Ted Cruz and an Representative Paul Gosar will self-quarantine after exposure at a conservative conference.
Coronavirus VS, Just the Flu Bro , before and after

thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/joanna-jedrzejczyk-ufc-248-hematoma.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=915

>going to movie theater during a pandemic

Might as well kill yourself right now, because that'll be easier.

Corona-chan's preferences are:
- Old over young (not into /ss/)
- Male over female (not into yuri)
- Asians over other races (not into BBC)
- Smokers over non-smokers (not into Yas Forumsizens)
If she is a real girl, she would be an ideal Chinese wife.

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TANKS ON THE STREETS IN ITALY
twitter.com/ISCResearch/status/1237036351045992448

BASED PAGAN / RIOTING INDIANS.

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>got an email only 3 hours ago, my dumbass college still saying "wash hands and come in, faggots"
im gonna take a piss on all the door handles, howd ya like that you mick fucks.

1583183770315, please

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i just started sneezing like mad a few hours ago, how fucked am i ?

>its a flu
>not its not a flu
>its not ap pandemic
>its a flu pandemic now

The WHO staff are so incompetent they arent even on the same page anymore.

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good call, will edit it later

We should name viruses like they name Cali forest fires... by where they started....
would that be racist?

Why wouldn't it?

>liberal millennials saying this virus might be the perfect chance go push socialism after the boomers are gone
Why does socialism always seems to require millions to die to implement?

You posted this yesterday, negrito.

No way

True numbers. Dog-faced retard governments like those in east asia have been lying about their case numbers, even more so than China. Vietnam had advisories put on it despite their lack of cases, and despite South Korea trying so hard to quarantine it, they admitted themselves that an epidemic was inevitable and that asymptomatic spread was potentially massive... so why is there no exponential? Same with Japan and China, both of whom have been decreasing the rate of their numbers, one blatantly and the other stealthily. They’re all trying to save face and preserve what things they have, either for the Olympics in Japan in 2020, or the economy and their reputation of superiority of other nations.

Fuck China, fuck east-asia, and fuck all of our governments for screwing us over until it’s too late.

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Have sex.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE. END THIS HORROR

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POO IN THE WHO: THE PRINCIPLES I'VE DESCRIBED ARE APPLIED TO ALL COUNTRIES

based and looknerpilled

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how is vox doing?

THE ELITES ARE LOSING THE NARRATIVE
NOW IS THE TIME FOR TRUTH TO SPREAD UNIMPEDED

We need to be proactive not reactive

someone notice my double trips

Second row, second from the left, please.

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Only kills male smokers over 99yo , relax

Just the Flu Bro!! FFS , every year this happens

Washington State Asks 2.2 Million People To Stay Home, Schools Shut Down

Authorities declare state of emergency

Authorities put towns under lockdown , weld people in there homes

Authorities suspending school for hundreds of millions of children

Authorities in top level Government positions die from virus

People drop dead on the streets in video and at , airports , malls etc

Authorities Shut down schools nationwide from day care through universities.

Italy sacrificing the Italian economy save it from the ravages of the virus 16 million people to self-quarantine

10% of Worlds population forced to stay in there homes

Ban historic celebrations , sporting event and flights from other countries

CHINA DEPLOYS MOBILE INCINERATORS TO ASSIST CREMATORIUMS

World wide product production and shipping as well as the stock market crash

Authorities Ban Many Pharmaceutical Exports — Ban export of medical protection gear

Hospitals in Europe and the U.S. hunt for medical supplies to treat cases

Armed Guards Protects Toilet Paper

Panic buying forces stores to limit purchases

+1.2k infected lombardia only

Thanks for the info, by now I doubt that any government will take proper measures preemptively. Stay safe.

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can't get any firearms for a couple of weeks
im not gonna make it until then will I

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SOCIAL DISTANCING FOR EVERYONE
NOW EVERYONE CAN BE A NEET

BANKING SODA
WATER

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you’ve got the sneezles, friend
take this

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How many dead?

>corona has a cure rate of 99.7%
>contagion factor of 2
i'm gonna need a source on that

> There is a reason for all the TOILET PAPER
> Ungodly amount of Diarrhea

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>tfw "tanks in 30 minutes" actually happened.

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IS CORONA DYING INSIDE MY FREEZER?

Scared by coronavirus many prisoners have escaped, the army has been deployed to find and recapture them.
Association of Italian magistrates is considering the option of closing prisons and send all inmates home. The risk of spreading of coronavirus in prisons could be too great.

lombardians should learn to wash their hands

Just got a 3M full face mask (6800) and when I'm doing the positive pressure check and I close the exhalation valve, there is no leakage around the face, but there's a bit of air leaking through the intake valves. Is that supposed to happen?
The negative pressure check is fine.

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source?

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Chekaroo

DENMARK CASES HAVE TRIPLED IN 24 HOURS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'm working from home due to an unrelated illness, i don't envy anyone who doesn't have the capability

hygge

Awesome. They continue rising and now they are closer to the center-right Popular Party. I obviously support Vox :)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_Spanish_general_election

Because the (((elites))) have resources to survive the infection. So our clever girl went after something other than lungs

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Another one kicked the bucket here. We're at 4 deaths now

No, it will be kept fresh.

>the Ganges will become clogged with bloated, disease-riddled corpses
>people will still bathe in it

fucking normies culturally appropriating our culture, we're full

SOMEONE PLEASE DROP THE FOLDER OR JUST
R10C7
R3C7
R3C4
THANK YOU

TANK U TARIK

77

They did something similar in Iran. All prisoners with 5 years or less remaining were released so they wouldn't die like animals from the virus in prison. Pretty humane, I suppose.

It needs the stupid and not the elders.... get them to do something they know nothing about.

No problem, user.
The government's failed us decades ago.

Stay safe.

Turkey is actually fucked and they are trying to send all refugees to europe so they dont riot in turkey when everything falls apart.

>Prof Chris Whitty, the UK government’s chief medical adviser, has been speaking.
>Whitty says within about 10 to 14 days the government will advise people with even minor respiratory tract infections to self-isolate.
Even the gov has caught up with the two week meme

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Thank you!

Meh but checked

I LOVE YOU, CORONA-CHAN :3

FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-cyprus/cyprus-announces-first-two-coronavirus-cases-including-health-professional-idUSKBN20W2BQ
in-cyprus.com/coronavirus-two-patients-test-positive-in-cyprus/

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It's not going to affect function

>ZOOMERS NOT SAFE
ITALY ICU NUMBERS
>ZOOMERS NOT SAFE
ITALY ICU NUMBERS
>ZOOMERS NOT SAFE
ITALY ICU NUMBERS
>ZOOMERS NOT SAFE
ITALY ICU NUMBERS
>ZOOMERS NOT SAFE
ITALY ICU NUMBERS
>ZOOMERS NOT SAFE
ITALY ICU NUMBERS

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Every country in the world, including ours, is bullshitting the population because every government knows it can't be stopped. Blaming Japan and Korea is retarded. China is the fucking assholes in this

IRISH PM LEO VARADKAR HAS SAID WHILE THE CORONAVIRUS CANNOT BE STOPPED, IT CAN BE SLOWED DOWN AND THE IMPACT OF IT REDUCED

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can't lose the tourism money

If you're so scared of corona, why aren't you vaccinated against the flu?

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we need to be proactive, not reactive

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I will help repopulate the Earth

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Today is clearly the day that Germany is going down. First deaths in Germany, cases exploding literally everywhere, even in semi-rural areas. This is literally Italy minus 8 days. Total chaos incoming

PRIEST AT MY LOCAL CHURCH GOT CORONA

ME AND MY FAMILY ARE NOW SELF-QUARANTINED

AAAAAAAAA

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THE RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIVE UP
>NEVER SURRENDER
We are fuckind dead

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1st from right, 2nd row from the bottom

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Based blackpiller

>regular flu tanks
yawn

F

I like how Ayydogan has been holding these medniggers back for years, and now finally when the borders are getting closed and everything is on lockdown due to corona, he sends them over, kek. Talk about bad timing. Turks gonna turk.

Corona chan is taking your balls

Mate please know I’d give you a pic if I could, but I’m not allowed to post images anymore, pls give
R10C7
R3C7
R3C4

>Zoomer prepper
FUCK ZOOMERS

After all this is said and done, everyone remember Fins are not invited to the party because of their femenist government not even refusing to send backup to the Greeks but sending shit to FIGHT them.

You should have been in self quarantine already lol.

when will I need to start picking up mail with gloves and putting every package and letter in the oven

I got my flu shot last year but not this year because I'd had already found out about the corona and wasn't risking a needle.

You will be denied a flu shot unless you're in one of the risk groups you stupid cuck

Based paki

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A doomer who wants billions to die made this

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She will get all of us eventually.

Georgetown?

Eight days is not much, but it's enough to build more walls around your prisons.

>donald trump has successfully convinced his entire voting base that this is less worse than the flu
maganiggers are going to spread this far and wide

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kys reddit nigger

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

the fuck is that

*coofs*

TANKS IN THE STREETS IN ITALY: PALERMO
>TANKS IN THE STREETS IN ITALY: PALERMO

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Doctors office?
This image didn't have this last week
Guess it's been to failbook since

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The spread in Finrand is so slow I'm going to declare 50 cases as the maximum. There wont be more than 50 cases. Screen cap this.

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im not fucking leaving now
yes
FUCK

Checked and coughed

they just had a lol coof is all

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TRAIN OUT OF MILAN / Train to Busan

Thousands running for trains out of Milan Italy they started bragging about how they got the last train out the Italy.
everyone runs for the borders
First wave of Spanish flu was benign , it was the second and third that turned deadly.

We had 2 months to prepare but we ignored it and assumed it's just like the "common flu".

youtube.com/watch?v=GLsXcv5zouQ

millitary excercise apparently could just be a cover

1st from the right, this one is 2nd

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LEO VARADKAR ROLLS SHIT JOINTS

Does anyone else have source for tanks rolling out in italy? is it time for mussolini2.0?

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twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1237064011247747072

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Did you know it spreads through BRAAAAPS, I wish she would brap on me

Zombies confirmed

NOOOOOO NOT MY PEDOPHILINOOOOOOO

very nice, good luck

Capped

WE NEED TO BE PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE

good info on mask filters. Did not bought one in time (was planning to get a construction one) but did not liked the often change of filters

>YOU CAN FREEZE MILK, especially bagged, and it'll last for a lot longer that way.

UHT milk in cartons - kept in a cool place last for months outside fridge

Mathematics nigger

Kek

Georgetown Student on exchange here, nowhere is fucking safe

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I think it's for the prison riots.

coup?

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WE NEED TO BE PROACTIVE NOT REACTIVE

He's not a fucking PM, he's the Taoiseach, it means chieftain, get it right.

>stock markets collapsing
>coronavirus spreading
>0 cases in Sealand
Where are my fellow Sealand investors at?

AHH HELP ME DRUMPF

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thanks! I say the same to AfD. I presume you support them

Source please, i want to redpill a few normies in denial

it'll be 1000 at the week's end

GIVE ME THE FUKCING NUMBERS ITALY IM SO CLOSE TO COOMING

Can you post your source please? I find it hard to find any reliable sources about Germany

Have hi def version

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palermo.gds.it/articoli/cronaca/2020/03/09/carri-armati-dellesercito-in-strada-scatenano-il-panico-a-palermo-ma-e-unesercitazione-fc0ece0e-92ca-4ed8-ac3f-dbbfa3e257f0/

Like I said millitary exercise but again maybe just a cover

That's just stupid. The government would be able to see and punish whoever gave it a bad review.

prison riots in all our country and, in some cases, escapes

oh yeah, Italy destroyed its economy just to prank burger elections
I hope both their boomer candidates contract the virus and die

UPDATE ON ITALIAN NUMBERS: THEY ARE 23 MINUTES LATE, PRESS CONFERENCE HASN'T STARTED YET FOR SOME REASON

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Denmark is kill

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We need to be proactive not reactive

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Worded weirdly, but it’s China’s attempt at puffing their chest and display “Chinese superiority” over the other nations, despite them currently getting crippled by the plague.

Oi m8 cool diary post

this is a really bad photoshop

Don't worry, user, there're still places online, don't give up the search.

>UHT milk
Very intriguing - good point.

Stay safe, user.

how is this cuck supposedly a doctor, he's on twitter 24/7 monitoring DRUMPFGDFRGDRFGDFRGT

Is he a Trump supporter now?

No, my company explicitly said to stay home. Also, no business travel outside our service territory without express VP approval.
Also, they said they will push for work from home for everyone that can if community spread is confirmed in our territory.

I never thought I'd actually laugh at something that fucker Eugene says

Turkey would never lie

sorry for the delay, was busy
keeping trip on for ease of archival finding

WHO-Recap: Coronas'红日

>Intro(WHONigger)
Ebola-talk
"Threat of Pandemic has become very real,b-b-but first pandemic that we can control"
70% recovered in China (according to the CCP)
"it's not about containment or mitegation but both"
4 cats: no case, sporadic, clusters, community
1-3: focus on finding,treating,isolating, 4: consider shutdown
ALL of society and gubmint approach (look China,SK,Italy,Japan)
WHO shipped PPE to 57 countries, prep to ship to another 28, lab supplies to 120
SOLIDARITY GIBS PLS
"take early and aggressive actions"
"China and SK have it under control"
"the rule of THE GAME"
"hope,solidarity and shared humanity is our antidote"

1/2

Just remembered I had old breathing masks. Checked and found a pair of unused FFP2 masks. Not great, not terrible. Should keep me from getting fucked immediately when I have to go and get proper new ones when they start distributing them to the populace.

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Imagine not buying the dip. The elites have literally organized a plan for anyone with a bit of balls to make some money and join their ranks. Imagine not jumping on this opportunity.

We industry now Ahmed. All electrical and gas burners in Ganges now

>SUBMIT TO CORONA-CHAN
>SUBMIT TO CORONA-CHAN
>SUBMIT TO CORONA-CHAN

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nigger it’s a magic cookie
you eat it
it’s the fastest cure for the sneezles.

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Of course, they are developing very well. Kicked the liberals out of the party and now got their shit together, much less fighting within the party than before and also some nice strategies (like in Thüringen)

Q/A
>What criteria for pandemic?
no clear definition for COVID, but if spread cannot be controlled
We are reaching that point"(WB)
"never give up"(WN)
>Expo controls?
"a number of countries, but we keep asking the for gibs
distribution on the basis of need(comrade)"(WB)
>Healthcare infections?
"worried but have not seen it
infection of HC-workers not major driver"
"take off PEE PEE EE"(G)
"No numbers on facilities"(WB)
>recovered outside of China?
"not announced in all countries
recovery lags behind cfr"(WB)
>Definition of Recovered?
"2 neg tests,no symptoms,CT-China only-"(G)
>mild/moderate?
"based on China info 80% mild/moderate, latter includes pneumonia"(G)
>60+ vs 30s?
CFR by (G):
80+:20%
cardiovasc:13%
diabeetus:9%
respiratory:8%
cancer:7.5%
b-but we hope to get more information
"every person matters pls don't let boomers die, N EQUALS 1"(WB)
"MORAL DECAY BAD"(WN)
>travel restrictions?
"restriction doesn't help but reducing flow buys time
question for Italy is can they launch a large scale response
it WON'T shut down but SLOW spread"(WB)
>Plans to support HC-workers?
"avoid unprotected work,PPE training
provide training and equipment"(WB)
"look online and we support them at home"(G)
>"is there an end to this thing?"
"far away, hope is not a strategy"
"window of opportunicy closing, spectre of pandemic rising"(WB)
"in many countries it'll get worse b4 it gets better"(G)
"more than 100 thousand cases in more than 100 countries"(freudian slip?)
"we are really close now but regardless of Pword use blended approach"
"Pandemic doesn't mean give up,pls we can contain it"
>Should seniors stop mingling(and why do neither CDC nor WHO say it)?
"more elderly members should be more careful"
"we will take a strong look at travel,gathering etc."(WB)
"risk groups beware!"

2/2

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>>KIDS ARE LITERALLY IMMUNE TO THIS
>>PEDO PRIEST IS A SUPERSPREADER
We are doomed.

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I live in the south so I mostly follow this one:
suedkurier.de/baden-wuerttemberg/Coronavirus-versetzt-Deutschland-in-den-Krisenmodus-Das-sind-die-aktuellen-Entwicklungen;art417930,10455286
at 16:53 there's an update that 2 people have died. It was also on the radio earlier. Local news outlets are typically more specific

Why was Italy fucked?
Why is Germany NOT fucked?
Why is USA fucked?
Why is Netherlands NOT fucked?

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Dino is in the other room faking the Excel sheet.

Based zoom zooms

WTF is a job?

its a cover

You’re right that every government is complicit in the incompetence of handling this. China is also clearly one responsible, but in the face of so many exponential cases I can’t wrap my head around how Japan and South Korea are floating along as if it’s winding down.

broken chink is right twice a day

He’s either red pilled on it or he knows because he’s spreading it

GERMANBROS are internet still OFFLINE in some parts?

Porco Dio

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what a shitty end of the world
I would have preferred a giant space rock

Find a cuter one.

I've started cleaning my phone, keys, wallet, and credit card one every few days. Might start doing it daily as well.

cnbc.com/2020/03/09/apple-says-you-can-clean-iphones-with-disinfectant-wipes-like-clorox.html?__source=twitter|main

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WE NEED TO BE PROACTIVE NOT REACTIVE

>CATCH IT
>BIN IT
>KILL IT

>was immediately downplaying it
>trump is wrong about this its actually bad
eugene please die

Come on Italy. Don´t be shy

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw&feature=emb_logo&fbclid=IwAR0BhGTHGsELC5Izrsc-m3lvb9aeb4PcKtyt2eKwh1zYjY2LSJFBjQJDUto

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Will China fucking release real numbers after Italy catches up?
It was spreading for a longer time in China

We need to be proactive, not reactive

ITS OVER

A 64-year-old man has died in Argentina

already had
kidney failure,
diabetes
, hypertension
doubleniggeraids
and bronchitis
smoker , drinker , donkey fucker
cope

abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/argentina-announces-coronavirus-death-latin-america-69461043

being too young to get listed

ZOOOM ZOOM

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what, no, never was

Real geniuses would be buying Botswana rn
>Beefed up medical system due to AIDS
>low population density
>fucktons of natural diamonds (impervious to pandemics)
>radically free market economy

Don't react please proact

Well done, now I wonder how different kinds of measures, taken by the federal government, will modulate the increase.
Contact tracing and home-quarantine, versus prohibiting movement of large populations and curfew, etc.

Hope this useless cunt will get coronavirus

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No, death before loosing face

Just a flu, bro.

I guess China's trying to interfere with the US elections.
Because everyone cares so much about which puppet the three letter agencies are fisting.

bummer

our guy borrelli got corona

they cant. if they did release the real numbers there would be an uprising because the mandate of heaven has ended

thanks bro

Surely the government already stocked on white flags for you?

any updates on your test?

/cvg/ in the fine company of ben shapiro,Cnn and doctor GU.

It's in the West of Ireland now and everything for St Patrick's day is cancelled.

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>didn’t believe and now I do so give me info
Gtfo fucking faggot

We should all go back to riding horses. The sense of companionship and low emissions is truly the future. All the migrants can clean up shit and piss all day. What a future

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Only the 2D one for me.

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Montenegro and Kosovo left who will win

>You will be denied a flu shot unless you're in one of the risk groups you stupid cuck
You will be denied a free flu shot in the US. Anyone can buy it for $20. Same goes for Sweden, which tells me you've never taken a vaccine.

Just got diagnosed with the virus and told to "self-quarantine". Going to Wegmans, the mall, the movies and out to eat today for the sole fact of spreading the virus.

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NO MORE DEAD WOPS!

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>Why was Italy fucked?
Because retarded government didn't want to sound racist and even organized hug a chink events
>Why is Germany NOT fucked?
they're, just lying
>Why is USA fucked?
why shouldn't they be fucked?

This shit gave me corona.

>f*male handwriting
Yeah I’m gonna just go ahead and assume whatever’s written there is bullshit

I have noticed you

What´s happening? Why no data?

some germans claimed it was earlier. ok i guess it was just temporary then

Why would you go to the fucking doctor you moron I hope someone gets to use your food supply ffs

We get it /ptg/ you're fucking assblasted.

So you mean you're basically fucked huh?

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>WHO was late
>Italy is late
Hmm

ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
>ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
>ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
>ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
>ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
>ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
>ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE
>ZOOMERs WILL SURVIVE

ZOOMING THROUGH the thread

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We need to be proactive not reactive

>date]
Stop my sides need to recover

Like corona-chan would touch that.

OH NO I’M FUCKING TERRIFIED NOW

I'm gonna need a source on that, mate

I'm glad that someone can write on a whiteboard and it's enough for you guys to pass it around like it's scripture OVER AND OVER again
Do you have another thought?
One original thought at all?
Since you like religion: GOD BLESS YOU

numbers coming out, over a thousand new cases and 300+ death in lombardy alone

there are no flu shots against Corona chan. why would u wanna stop her btw?

not yet, still pending
should have results either by 7pm or tomorrow morning

HERES THE STOCK LIVESTREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=In5TFCcF8uI

AAAAAAAAAH whats wrong with Italian press conference. Why hasn't it started yet??

through the last two days, I have been experiencing some alarming stuff, my temperature has been higher than average, I vomited a cheese sandwich with cocoa, tension headache, very mild coughing WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BROS DID I GET THE CHINKFLU?!!!!!!
I'm an absolute NEET btw so I don't know how

One of the few times I Hope mr fbi is actually doing his job

Bros... Im getting fat eating through my food stocks.

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Not like St. Patrick's Day is an important event over there.

something really really bad is happening

Still counting bodies

best luck bro