/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1798

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>no metal poorfag

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AAAAAAAAH

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>1164 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>9 in serious condition
>2 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

why are liberal trollbots so afraid lol

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Too fast

SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
>9. Unconfirmed reports of recovered patients becoming re-infected!
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.
Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=da5wnfAOQP0

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hehehe

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Neuroinvasive potential
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728
WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, ill defined
who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/situation-reports/20200303-sitrep-43-covid-19.pdf

5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

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CORONA VIRUS STREAM WITH A DOCTOR:

twitch.tv/ethanevans

There's no news in the OP, what is going on?

is coronavirus just a cover up for deep state DEW genocide of dissidents?

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I'll sell my body and be richer than you

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>111,853 infected
>3,893 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Hahaha
No death fag must shill differently now
Wait till the death start to pile up

...

CHINA COPING

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NY is going to burn, kek

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Post one, get one for free. Include picture number in your post please

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>ALL LIVES MATTER

DR. TEDROS

how fucked are we

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Are these WHOnigger spokesman ACTUALLY doctors? They talk like children.

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Inb4 thread full of NPCs discussing the meaningless words of the WHO.

CHINA COPE CONFIRMED
>CHINA COPE CONFIRMED
CHINA COPE CONFIRMED
>CHINA COPE CONFIRMED
CHINA COPE CONFIRMED
>CHINA COPE CONFIRMED

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

Holy shit normies, wagies and boomers are getting btfo by corona chan

NEETs report in

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Don't fall for it guys.

Nothing will happen.

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COOM TIME!

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TEDROS
>"THE SINNERS ARE AT RISK"

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i'm envious of china's redpilled response to this disease
western nations are retarded

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Corona Chan is touring around Germany today.

"Achtung! The German's are so serious and precise but they have some great buildings here. I want to meet as many German's as possible!" - Corona Chan

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Real chart

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RYANAIR: LOCKDOWNS IS FOR DELAYING THE EPIDEMIC, NOT STOPPING

anybody got some corona chan lewds where she has a big penis?

China needs to tell the rest of the world how they managed to stop the coronavirus from spreading ffs

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Is the austrian EMT tripfag from this morning in the thread? any updates?

did that guy just coom while asking his question

Threadly reminder that this guy invested in rocks that will be worth even less after the economic apocalypse

Is Soros hiding in a bunker somewhere?

All the way

Can you get Corona Chan if you were not in contact with anyone that has it? What if it’s not in your city? I am in Miami it’s a fucking miracle no one has been reported with a case here yet. I am sick, but it’s a sinus infection, 0 fever..

Go on...

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Time to panic yet? When was the last time you heard of someone being cured of HIV/HSV?

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

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Militaryfag here,

US sailor infected with CORVID-19 in Italy.

US marine infected with CORVID-19 in Virginia.

THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

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Thats what I thought, I thought it was one of the Yas Forums callers lol.

kek. I'll never get tired of this meme.

Just a flu

Bill Mitchell is a conservative shill bot, not liberal
But yeah he's very very afraid of something

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Easy, they just dressed soldiers up as doctors and shot all the infected. Then burnt them and washed the ashes down the drains.

>Militaryfag here
Late with the news fag, lurk more

Lmao I can't wait for this to comeback to bite hime

meet and kill
> plesse do that in here more, Corona-chan

I'm SO FUCKING PISSED at meds right now, they don't fucking care. open snapchat map and look at Milan RN. Niggers are literally still congregating and shit and they fucking keep spreading it.

MED GENOCIDE AFTER CHINK GENOCIDE PLEASE

JESUS NO

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Not everyone that is infected will have been tested to confirm it

SARScov-2 is everywhere

oh no christbros we got too cucky

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yes you can still get it from an infected surface a sick person touched or coughed on. google coronavirus fomites.

you have been asking a lot and the answer is maybe your climate in miami helps reduce spread but it's too early to tell.

I went to library and coofed once. Three people turned around to look at me. Normans are scared

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Do you reckon Gerogia and Armenia should be on this map?

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The first link is the email, save for it obviously being in Finnish as well.
tuni.fi/en/news/coronovirus-exposure-tampere-university-premises-do-not-pose-infection-risk-instructions?navref=curated--grid
tuni.fi/en/news/coronavirus-instructions-visitors-operations-continue-usual-visitors-travelling-epidemic-areas?navref=news-liftup-news-link

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Well, ain't that great!

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>wash your hands
>don't touch your face
>don't touch other people

Hmmmm. I wonder what would happen.

Perkele

Fatalities are to be expected 1 to 2 weeks after the outbreak, when the risk-groups start dying, if extensive testing is conducted in this period, the deathrate will be small.
If little testing is done, it will skyrocket.
Either way, after a couple of weeks or months the deathrate will even out.
But Sauerkraut is still healthy.

That might be using dew on the side but the virus itself is very real.

>can you get a transmissible virus if you weren't around anyone that could transmit it to you

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THE FIRE IS LIT IN NEW YORK CITY BROTHERS

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any plans to open/share the folder?

OOPS

Meds schizo
You'll be running out of em soon btw

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SEVEN (7) CASES IN PA

One adult in critical condition in a hospital down the street from where I work.

Guess that's curtains for me, fellas. It's been fun.

No, they're fine in the ocean as they are.

It's all so tiresome

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just waiting for one of these boomer politicians to get it

Fucking Ryan not letting Tedros speak

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Reckon people will buy my body after the collapse? It's my only source of income...

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Death is not a curse. Its natural state of life. If it is what os coming, let it come.
I will fight and either win or die. Doesnt matter in the long run

>It's not a pandemic yet! I know it's in 120 something countries across all continents but we can't call it a pandemic yet! We must not give up!

>Thinking humanity is going to exit the collapse in your lifetime.
This isn't a weekend outing user.

GIBS US YOUR MASKS!!!!

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One for one trades until it reaches 1k images, then we will see.

SAUCE?

Austria 140

it's called lying.

nothing can stop what is coming retard

this shit is really happening isn't it

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This happening is the only time I haven't been tired in a very long time.

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My body

i've got mountain house, ramen, a half gallon of lube, and a few thousand rounds of ammo. will i make it?

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fuck off faggot, you will be the first kind of people to die off in an apocalyptic event

>kosovo
>a country

Illinois' largest health insurance companies say they will fully cover the costs of tests for the new coronavirus disease

Is there one for 20k?

>tfw stopped being a trap, fixed my life, got a real job
clearly i fucked up

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Why is Tedros so fucking incompetent?

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does this count?
(gimme nigger argie)

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>111542 infected
>3884 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Damage control, Tetraedros is doing his best to fuck up the script

Hundreds of millions will die by 2022. I wish you all luck.

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He's a nigger.

Can some user combine wemb related (or some general video of social unrest in Asia) with audio from:
youtube.com/watch?v=Vpuv7VPb2rA&feature=youtu.be&t=7

With captions: "Meanwhile in Asia"?

>In the West: What a bummer, we're low on toilet paper.
>Meanwhile in Asia: PLAAAYYYYGUUU, PLAAAYYYYGUUU, PLAAAYYYYGUUU

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I'm sure someone will have you

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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Don’t worry boys, we will succeed with the vaccine and antivirals this time

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Clearly that's old people though

>AGE OF PATIENTS IN ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY
% 75+ years old
% 65-74
% 50-64
% 25-49
Does anyone have sauce on this info?!?!

He's not, he's just serving his role. This dude covered up tons of shit in Ethiopia with cholera.

I want to shitpost about this tweet but there's nothing you can add.

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Meat's always good. Maybe put on some weight first to add some fat to it.

Where's your booze?

150k one waiting to be published
will post here and on twatter when numbers hit

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Well you have nothing to worry when Poland has proven to have the toppest tier equipment to combat corona.
dzienniklodzki.pl/koronawirus-w-lodzi-przed-szpitalem-bieganskiego-stanely-namioty-koronawirus-w-lodzi-cwiczenia-w-regionie-informacje-6032020/ga/c14-14835546/zd/42407406

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Wait till trump catches it because he refuses to stop rallies

spam bbc in every article they have with: got question about corona? when will you report on who refusal to name it pandemic and relationship to pandemic bonds by who/world bank? the cat is out of the bag and bbc should not be able to pretend they were unaware

>The stream dies as the slut talks about muh sentimentality

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He's a NIGGER

Don't have it if there is.

Welcome to a full habbening

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what is Montenegro secret?

STREAM INTERRUPTED
>STREAM INTERRUPTED
youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

I’m getting sick and tired of those fucking chinks, all of them. Koreans, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnam, every single one of them is lying to our faces about the sheer spread of this disease. How come South Korea managed to reverse their trend of explosive growth in two days? How has Japan not recieved cluster-cluster exponential growth, having recieved the virus momths ago? What is it with so many east-asian countries reporting suspiciously lower numbers? Either it’s:

A. The virus is somehow focused to affect those of European/Caucasian origin. (Doubt, because of how clearly ravaged China is.)

B. They’re fucking lying to everyone else until they can’t contain it anymore. And their asian “honor” system is once more screwing us over.

Fuck the bug-men chinks. We should’ve nuked them the second they began reporting less severe and less exponential cases. They’ll offload the responsibility and demonstrate themselves as shining examples of proper government reaction while sweeping the bodies of hundreds of thousands in the process. Fuck them.

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>Can attack reproductive system.

That's why it doesn't get to Africa!

They stopped making dinner out of whatever was dead by the side of the road. Shouldn’t be too hard for western nations.

So, on a scale of 'buy the dip' to total market collapse;

How bad is this?

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Well that was weird. The stream cut off suddenly?

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>50% or more deaths come from those with High Blood Pressure

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-09/top-virus-doctor-says-high-blood-pressure-is-major-death-risk

America is so fucked holy shit.

His Coronachan tweets are going down in retard history. I can't wait until he moves from bargaining to depression and starts blaming everyone else for the shit he said wouldn't happen

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San Marino and Vatican aren't really countries either though

who's got the other stream link?

Why did feed cut???

TOTAL ITALY NUMBERS WHEN!?

What happened to the stream?

>infected danish patient went to a packed night club Friday night

>guberment is asking all 1000 guests to remain at home for 2 weeks

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based trannie with slave fetish.
But no, nobody will want to deal with schizos once the apocalypse happens

OFFICIAL WHO STREAM IS STILL ONLINE
youtube.com/watch?v=OJQTM4QbTsg

BREAKING: WHO DECLARES A PEPEDEMIC

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>THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

>THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

>THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

>THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

>THE ONLY CURE IS DEATH

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stop advertising yourself and stop watermarking memes dumb cunt

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Why are people letting this pervert represent themselves ?

Kek, You mean "sudden onset watery diarrhea syndrome" or something to that effect.

I live in Essen, should I be worried?

I can sit at home pretty much the entirety of March, but in April I will have to go to Uni, unless they cancel the semester or something.

FUCKING WIPEOUT!!! SO PSYCHEDELIC!!!

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>wrong filename
weak

THE STREAM CONTINUES HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=aJqb44WD7h4&feature=emb_title
youtube.com/watch?v=aJqb44WD7h4&feature=emb_title

youtube.com/watch?v=wHfm-ai9h8c

youtube.com/watch?v=wHfm-ai9h8c

>latest news from WHO

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>all that fed pumping did nothing

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china made the virus to destroy the western society

THANKS

The timeline when Donald Trump is president and we are going to literally COOF to death.

I shall come back, not as the lamb, but as the lion.

Germany is expecting millions of deaths within the next two years from this virus.

Wtf with this Tardros guy. He cant stop choking with China cock

MOAR!!!

IT COOFED

>China stopped the virus
Kek, no they did not
Their numbers say things are improving, but those numbers have no credibility. They're just the lies of a corrupt communist country. The reality is, they are still squelching the flow of information and they are still maintaining the largest quarantine in human history. Ask yourself, would they maintain the largest quarantine in human history if there was only a few new cases outside of Hubei province?

why are you all so agitated. its just flu that kills some fat boomers. just relax. log off the interwebz. watch some tv. all will be well.

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Trumps climb down is going to be painful to watch

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normally i'd be drinking beer or vodka, but i'm staying sober for opsec.

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twitter.com/trvrb/status/1216118434850725888

We're going to have front row seats to a man live-tweeting his descent into madness.

thanks breh

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WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY
O P E N I N G?

Because he's a nigger hired for the purpose of being an incompetent nigger

americans are going to have to start rationing their antidepressants soon. (1 in 6 adult citizens)

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thank you user

Where's this from?

The president of the Lombardy region said that during the daily press conference, it was on TV

Not a tranny
Not on hormones
Not a schizo
I'm a businessman with a product

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see Also here is another pic

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>going to uni
>not doing course work from home

youtube.com/watch?v=gHUiBGMsnu0

If you want to get into semantics sure, doesn't matter the nigger plays ball and here he is now leading WHO. Guess they thought having the CDC guy be black might be too tongue in cheek close to Contagions, so I guess the affirmative action Surgeon General is our guy from that one.

someone just coofed

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A CHINESE MAN SUDDENLY FALLS IN MEXICO!!!

COOF COOF

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SOMEONES COOFIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>that coughing

THEY ARE ALL DEAD

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this just makes me all sorts of angry... you can't be seriously trying to trade follows for lewd art

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should be out in a few minutes

Anyone just have an intense hatred for normies now? This retard actually thinks purposely infecting yourself with the wuhan flu actually makes you immune. From his kikebook acct
>inb4 using Facebook

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NEW OUTBREAK
NEW OUTBREAK
NEW OUTBREAK
GO



Hidden corona outbreak in turkey

youtu.be/OJQTM4QbTsg

opened the stream just in time to hear them coofing

They couldn't beat him and were capitulating trade deals at every turn. This was the globalist's only way out.

0 cases here(kosova)

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WHO press conference when???

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They're going to be particularly delicious

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>WHO LIVE
twitter.com/WHO/status/1237049051058561024

>all stonks crashing
Who /no investments/ here?

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Dont you mean D I L A T I N G ?

IN MANY COUNTRIES IT'LL GET WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTERS
IN MANY COUNTRIES IT'LL GET WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTERS
IN MANY COUNTRIES IT'LL GET WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTERS

THE VIRUS REMAINS DOORMANT IN YOUR BODY LIKE HERPES AND HIV

THERE IS NO CURE

Get out as long as feds are still bothering to keep the market alive, it will turn very ugly next week

she's kinda hot.
anyways. isnt it weird that they react only when the FUCKING STOCKXCHANGE crashes. FUCK THESE KIKES!

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Not surprised.

COOF COOOOOF

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He's pals with dictators. He appointed Mugabe of all people to be WHO ambassador.

Throw a rope around a tall tree branch, tie it off, loop the other end around your neck and start swinging faggot

NEW IDIOMS:

Help Anons, add to the List

1. Bat Soup Crazy

2. a "Weldin" (Xi doesn't get out much
anymore, he's a weld-in (mandatory
quarantined.)

BORIS JOHNSON WARNS THE UK WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8092555/Boris-Johnson-gives-press-conference-amid-calls-tougher-coronavirus-action.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK&__twitter_impression=true

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>THEZE SNIFFLEZ R THE END OF DRUMPF!
ayy lmao

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well that's how it works, once your antibodies fight off the virus you are immune (and fuck off with dengue as it has 5 strains)

You mean Serbia ?

Why should it take so long?
Is there a way to accelerate this?
If we're gonna have a happening, then fucking do it, and do it quick. A few weeks, maybe a few months. Fuck a few years.

All of Yas Forums and Yas Forums

Ok, now the other one

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are you the only survivor ?

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No, in many countries it will get worse and never get better.

Welcome to try if you think you can take me

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>they've slowed this down tremendously!

yea because they STOPPED BOTHERING TO LIE ABOUT THE NUMBERS

Dare I say it,

Every Man For Himself?

IN ALL

>watermarking
wut - seen anons asking for more so I'm providing

why did Tedros open the conference saying the outbreak is over

>Italian tourists were at one of our islands, went home, tested positive for coronavirus
I don't know who's more retarded, the greedy fucks who let lent them the rooms or the people that came here. People are so fucking retarded, there's nothing no state can do against this shit. Finally today my country decided that every Italian entering the country has to go into a 14 day quarantine.

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CASE CASE CLUSTER CLUSTER

>all those people coughing around me in the subway
It's over

I meant I'm pretty sure they classified it as something else to claim it cholera wasn't a problem

Kek

based emmettposter

FRESH BREATH OF AIR
W H E N?

this is actually what the commie dems and media are hoping for.

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FUCK CHINKS
FUCK CCP
FUCK SILK ROAD
BUT MOST OF ALL, FUCK GLOBALISM

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Can I come over and fuck you before we all die?

The govt here are making it obvious they know this is a bioweapon.

ITALY DATA??????

fucking ayy lmao fingies

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>hidden

>1000 nightclub goers are gonna listen to the gubbermint and not go clubbin
yeah we can just assume were all doomed

BREAKING #Israel confirms two more #coronavirus cases, bringing the total to 41 infected.

jpost.com/Breaking-News/Israeli-diagnosis-two-more-people-with-coronavirus-patients-40-and-41-620347

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That is because herpes and hiv are retroviruses and insert themselves into host dna... corona virus isn’t retrovirus. I need a biofag to straighten out whether corona virus could indeed be permanent and if so, does it work same as retrovirus?

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Tedros doing some epic mental gymnastics here.

go back to /brit/

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Doesn't this guy know straws are bad for the environment? he talked about climate impact just few briefings ago

Holy fuck if he keeps grasping at them he's gonna kill all the sea turtles

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He was making a quick remark about Ebola situation in Africa

Denmark went from 35 yesterday to 90 today.

What a tweeeeeest

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Not yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=-1yPaN2RLZw

oi nah get fucked ay

why are always chinks the ones falling death

End of Drumpf
End of Bernie
End of Biden
End of Clinton
End of the White House

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You can be reinfected with this particular one dumbass. Lurk moar /cvg/ threads.

can you add total amount of cases please

Thanks, ItalyBro.

He's saying when cases hit 150k you dumb retard.

why are they letting this dumb third worlder run things?

POO IN THE WHO MOVING THE GOALPOST: ONLY 70 COUNTRIES WITH LESS 100 CASES

I would like to see this meme evolving with soiboys face changing as the numbers ramp higher and higher

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Dippity doo dah.
Dippity ya!
My oh my, your 401K just got fucked today.
Plenty of asshurt
coming your way.
Depression and poverty,
soon on the way.

Move all manufacturing out of China

Surprising literally no one. Next you're gonna tell us China was under-reporting numbers.

HHNNNGGGG GIVING MY ENERGY TO BREAK A BILLION BY HARVEST

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>I don't know who's more retarded, the greedy fucks who let lent them the rooms or the people that came here.
I had some faggot French Canadians check into my workplace early this morning bragging to the guy at the desk about how they were on their way back home after getting on off a cruise. Let's just say I won't be going back.

happening canceled, cases dropping in China and now in South Korea, Italy, Iran and others soon to fillow.

Reminder that you are seeing (almost) perfect fib number progression.

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no shit you don't even have hospitals

BUT IM STILL BANNED

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>Anyone just have an intense hatred for normies now
>now

Pathetic.

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>college department I work for is telling researchers to quarantine and work from home no matter what the university is saying if they can
>department head professionally implies that the university's administration is retarded
It's probably too late now but at least some people have a couple of braincells

TEDROS IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>100 countries have less than 100 cases

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China’s lying to save their economy and their reputation.
Japan’s lying to keep the olympics on for as long as possible.
South Korea’s lying, suicided head-guy for quarantine response and proof of vast amounts of asymptomatic people.

WHERE FIND MORE!!!!

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>CLOSE TO CALLING IT A PANDEMIC

HAHAHAHAH

i dunno if i have a headache and feel like shit because of my hangover or because i caught something.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY AM I AN ALCOHOLIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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43 COUNDRIES WID LESS DAN DEN GAYSES
>43 COUNDRIES WID LESS DAN DEN GAYSES
43 COUNDRIES WID LESS DAN DEN GAYSES
>43 COUNDRIES WID LESS DAN DEN GAYSES

Uhhh.... Sorry sweetie, he's a businessman, and businessman aren't a for charity organization. Pay him with a can of deenz

Cow urine doesn’t help fight the coronavirus. But Indian politicians are pushing the idea.

foreignpolicy.com/2020/03/09/hindu-nationalists-magical-remedies-coronavirus-bjp-india/

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Haven't played any attention to this. Quick rundown?

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TEDROS FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
TEDROS FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
TEDROS FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
TEDROS FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
TEDROS FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
TEDROS FULL DAMAGE CONTROL

From The Guardian

>Whitty says within about 10 to 14 days the government will advise people with even minor respiratory tract infections to self-isolate. But is because by that point the chances of their having coronavirus will be much higher than they are now.

did the janny not take kindly to your use of the nigger word m8?

HE SAID THE P WORD
>HE SAID THE P WORD
HE SAID THE P WORD
>HE SAID THE P WORD
HE SAID THE P WORD
>HE SAID THE P WORD

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WHO Nigger openly suggesting draconian martial law actions for all countries mfw

bullshit, the cases of reinfection were just false negatives released too early, post a single reputable source

Disgusting

the curve of death
denmark is toasted

Nothing, we're being raided by reddit so they gave us this shitposting thread

POO IN THE WHO: EVEN IF WE CALL IT A PANDEMIC WE WILL STILL CONTROL IT

they didn't lol

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>/cvg/ filled with degenerate faggots pissing themselves over a fucking cold

EVEN IF WE CALL IT A PANDEMIC
>EVEN IF WE CALL IT A PANDEMIC
EVEN IF WE CALL IT A PANDEMIC
>EVEN IF WE CALL IT A PANDEMIC
EVEN IF WE CALL IT A PANDEMIC

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WHY THE FUCK IS HE LAUGHING?!

TEDROS is losing it, stuttering, laughing, sweating. LOL

>IT'S VERY FATAL

World ending virus. Originated in China. Wasn't contained at all because the governments of the world would like a good depopulation event. You're now up to date.

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

Based and metallyillpilled

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Why does he give such fucking stupid speeches?

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i said 'love girls me' and got 3day banned for off-topic

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202 here, Norway winning

i hate this fucking nigger so much

POO IN THE WHO: THIS ONE IS VERY FATAL

Everything around Turkey is infected but Turkey which is a major transportation hub somehow isn't

Is Erdogan a lying dog faced pony soldier ?

PLEASE SOURCE THIS SHIT. I NEED A SOURCE.

>Doesnt recommend travel ban
>Recommends TOTAL LOCKDOWN EVERYWHERE

its almost like there is a plan.

You skipped 55, but yes it's exponential.

your stupid go away

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>the WHO coping this hard
>they think if the numbers go down it automatically means it is contained

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Only a half gallon?
NGMI

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IT'S VERY FATAL, BY THE WAY
IT'S VERY FATAL, BY THE WAY
IT'S VERY FATAL, BY THE WAY

I'M SCREAMING

tactical nigger deployment. they want a moronic puppet in charge because he can be manipulated easier.

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Google shingles.

>World ends not long after transgenders are normalized
Yeah that fits

21.9% case fatality among eldeERLY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

Did you get a powerpoint about Corona too that said we're at high risk?