/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1797

Roll for world war china.

Everyone divides up china

NEVER GIVE UP

Make sure to
>Feign to the Kaisers
>cases
>quickly
>quickly

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>Died: 3,893
1.2 million people die in car crashes every year.

IS IT OVER

I AM IN FULL PANIC MODE NOWWWWW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=NYbdXjGFkkg
Spahn: Minister of Health

1/5 needs to go in the hospital

don't use the bus

work from home

don't go anywhere with over 1k people

schools are still open
>we are going to die :(

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>1 case at 87 km from me
this is it

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AHAHAHAHAHA A LARGE NUMBER IT FUCKING SLIPPED HAHAHA FUCKING RETARDSs

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CIA INSIDER PIC RELATED
IT'S IoT GENOCIDE

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IDS HABBENING

>muh government is censoring corona deaths

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I'm fucking crying of laughter.

Nigger I live in NRW
And still go to work

i zoned out what did he sayt bro?

Rare footage of the man responsible for the destruction of humanity. Still hasnt been cought.

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What the fuck is WHO even for?

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Car crashes arent contagious. Fucking retard

>The only reason we're at this point is the WHOniggers drug their feet all this time.

>he did not prep
Im in NRW right now and calm.

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THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT SHOW I LOVE

Post one, get one for free

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GAME ANYONE?

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that is your face right now?
I got 60 cases in my town
dirne get on my level

Provinciano Masterrace, just go to the lakes bro

>WHO cries about lockdowns on exports of PPE from producing countries
>Producing countries don't have enough anyway due to flawed just-in-time inventory system
>Proceeds to reeeee anyway
This is delusion on a whole new level

I am not sure what it is but something tells me we have a somethingburger on our hands.

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How fucking retarded is Trump?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

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thought this only happens in murica, 6 stores and 30min to get some fuckin toiletpaper

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Closing the schools is the BEST thing you can do to stop the spread. When they close the schools, that's the beginning of the end. At least of this first wave.

Thanks baker.

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China is lying, you dumbfuck. It only just started in the west and the rest of the world. Heat has no effect on it. Summer won't mean shit. The death toll is going to rise to ridiculous levels. This isn't seasonal and it isn't going away. EVER.

>TURD COUNTRIES

Italian jailbreak complete
twitter.com/matteosalvinimi/status/1237045739899027457

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I prefer the original
pic related

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PEE PEE EEE

PEEPEE EEE NIGGUH

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>First two
eh, sure thing Otto.

*COOOOOOF*

Remember the rule of the game

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Just woke up
What does it mean that NYSE has halted trading? Literally hit the big red button and stopped all orders? Can they even do that? For what purpose? Can Tokyo do that?

I have headaches since mid December
Should I be worried

Is this real?

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Trump said it's a nothing burger. go to sleep.

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car crashes don't grow exponentially as the year progresses

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GOBLINA: WORRIED ABOUT HEALTH WORKERS CONTAGION

SHE SAID PEE PEE HHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH

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I want to fuck Maria

Markets went down right after the P word was said!

dude, I live in fucking argentina, my health clinics will not save me

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China money

wut game fren?

>Implying they're not and would never do that
Take your meds schizo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fucking goblina

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PRESS S FOR AMERICA
This is going to be wild.
Last six digits gives final death toll.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Very. We’ve known this since the fucking 80s

youtu.be/TJ0W29gVUHk

Is the WHO the biggest meme organization ever?

What the actual fuck do they even do other than giving meme press conferences?

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WGENS THE FUCKING ITALY NUMBERS

Reminder

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頑張ってください

>the game

god damn it

WHAT THE FUCK IS A
PEE PEE EE

these are screens from the upcoming terminator movie

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Even CNN calls it a pandemic
>The WHO is less competent than CNN
Let that sink the fuck in.

I'm not even mad anymore, just baffled at human greed.

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Check'd
They cute

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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thank you doctor boomer

Sì were you sleeping under a rock?

Post gats to easy my nerves, frens

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Eeeew. That place is already a toxic wasteland, like whores before the era of antibiotics

Thats literally a stroll through the city from the looks of it. Drug test results should not take longer than a week, might even be instantanious if you get piss tested. I dont know jack shit about all that but if you cant get together a few simple forms then you shouldnt own a machine designed for killing

GIMME THE MIRRORS EDGE ONE OR ILL COUGH ON YOU

Stop giving them (you)s.

Kek

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kek

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How do I go about catching the coronavirus?

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Almost as retarded as you noticing how retarded Trump is just now

lmao

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They automatically temporarily halt trading if it falls too much. All Boomers are now on suicide watch.

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God Emperor Trump spoke out against corona its over for the virus.

I still go to work
Help

That's week sauce I had a case land a few miles from me and one of my friends' mom is a doctor who's had to deal with people presenting all the symptoms but they weren't allowed to test for them.

I have corona AMA

I don't wanna take off my pee pee

We need to be proactive, not reactive

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WE NEED TO BE PROACTIVE NOT REACTIVE

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>111542 infected
>3884 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>Spain 1,050
nice
any idea where to see the daily breakdown? i think we were only 500-600 yesterday...

it's probably all over my city by now, nobody is checking anything

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THIS

WE are going to rebuild something great, something better.

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No, they said they might be getting ready to think about calling it a pandemic soon, but since Singapor and China have done such a good job containing it we really can't call it a pandemic now can we?

Lol, kuffar are confused and drowning in horror from this disease.

Kek.
At least it's not CBT this time.

New gun should be here by end of week

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Aaa

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does that mean no testing of vaccines on animals will be possible?

I know it is a pandemic I'm just wondering if WHO actually declared it. I wasn't watching the stream right away.

Can anyone make topics of bigger picture which includes Agenda 21/2030. Because many don't know about it that it is connected to "their" agenda.

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WE NEED TO BE PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE

Lmao

Based Jamie trying to make them say recovered aren't really recovered

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Hangman of course fren

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They're the UN of medicine and just as useless. Just another globalist organization that only exists to give cushy jobs to retards that have a better bullshit game than their actual knowledge.

*weak

Based reporter, Just give us how many of them are really recovered

My throat is so closed up and painful I can barely breathe and I have a fever that's coming and going, general feeling of malaise, and I'm near other cases, should I go to a GP or something lads?

Do Wall Street actually looks like that? It's fucking dull, brutalist-tier.

god i want to explode inside megumin

Number or Position ?

you can panic for fun or just wash your hands and self isolate for like a month.

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Personal protective equipment.
Masks, gloves, goggles and shit.

EAT IT
EAT THE SOUP BIGOT

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JUST WAIT SIX WEEKS FOR THE RECOVERED BRO

RYANAIR: UP TO 6 WEEKS TO RECOVER FROM THE DISEASE>RYANAIR: UP TO 6 WEEKS TO RECOVER FROM THE DISEASE

>if this was flu we would have called it a pandemic ages ago because we know how contagious flu is
This shit has a Ro just as high if not higher
>We can still control it now, we will call it pandemic when we can't control it anymore
So they will put the necessary measures in place right when it's too late.
>muh panic
>nEvEr gIvE uP
How do you guys bear to watch this shitshow every day? I watched it for 10 minutes and i already feel I'm about to pop a vein. These walking jokes are supposed to keep us safe? What a fucking disaster.

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RECOVERED NUMBERS CONFIRMED FOR MEANINGLESS
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE

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Argiebro,

Why can't any of you Argies just edit a wikipedia page on corona in Argentina with all the sources in Spanish?

It's ashame you can't get a page going... come on!
Just do it!

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Stupid cunts organising their stupid dance today just as the virus is spreading at an alarming rate. We can only hope Corona-chan rid us of these roasties.

Stay strong our Spanish fathers.

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six digits? we're going to need at least 7 mate. the outright bungling of this by western nations is going to be fucking crazy

Should I look into buying a gun or is that a meme? Live in a mostly white area with no Muslims or Asians. The few blacks are down to earth and we all get along. Also if I did get a gun, would just be a basic handgun for self defense.

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Personal protective equipment

2 NEGATIVE TESTS = RECOVERED

PEOPLE CAN TAKE MONTHS TO FULLY ACTUALLY RECOVER FROM IT

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Tedros said it

i wunt play game with your pp desu

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6 weeks. Imagine having to take off work for 6 fucking weeks.

hahahhahhaa

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amp.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay

>The coronavirus that causes Covid-19 can linger in the air for at least 30 minutes and travel up to 4.5 metres
>The length of time it lasts on the surface depends on factors such as temperature and the type of surface, for example at around 37C (98F), it can survive for two to three days on glass, fabric, metal, plastic or paper.

It's all ogre.

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RYANAIR: SEVERE ILLNESS TAKES MONTHS TO RECOVER
>RYANAIR: SEVERE ILLNESS TAKES MONTHS TO RECOVER

i hope millions of non-prepped npcs perish in the wasteland for my enjoyment.

you know your opinion is fucked when cnn and all the normies are echoing the same garbage as cvg

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5th row 5th image left to right nigger

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Remember though, just a flu. Keep wining and dining, demanding to be let onto cruise ships, etc.

Why?

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Personal protective equipment

>american friend living in italy 3 days ago asked me how to get a gun here in Italy because he thinks shit is hitting the fan
>tell him to chill because he wouldn't be needing a gun in the near future, just buy supplies.
>prison riots happen with prisoners escaping
he was right all along. I should've told him to find a Bulgarian and buy a gun without a license

>No technical definition for pandemic
>No technical definition for recovered
Is there a technical definition for "fucking retarded?" Because these niggers are fucking retarded

nah fuck you.
clownworld will welcome Corona-chan with an open lung surgery.

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i only want your lungs, brains, testies, and kidneys user

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First 2 people dead in Germany :(

I dont Im just here for memes
after the fuckhead paddy's little soliloquy on why he wont say the p-word i had to shut it off

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how else are you going to protect your toilet paper from the scavengers?

WE NEED TO BE PROACTIVE NOT REACTIVE

very first one in the list

BREAKING: NUMBES FROM LOMBARDY REGION

I REPEAT, JUST LOMBARDY REGION NUMBERS

>5.469 CASES (+1280)
>2802 IN HOSPITALS WITH SYMPTOMS (+585)
>440 IN ICU (+41)
>333 DEATHS (+76)
>646 RECOVERED (+96)

>5.469 CASES (+1280)
>2802 IN HOSPITALS WITH SYMPTOMS (+585)
>440 IN ICU (+41)
>333 DEATHS (+76)
>646 RECOVERED (+96)

>5.469 CASES (+1280)
>2802 IN HOSPITALS WITH SYMPTOMS (+585)
>440 IN ICU (+41)
>333 DEATHS (+76)
>646 RECOVERED (+96)

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DENMARKS NEW DRIVE THROUGH CORONA TESTING DETECTED 15 NEW CASES ON ITS FIRST DAY

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Fuck those useless niggers. I hope corona-chan delivers them the most brutal suffering.

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Might consider that as an option before you yee your last haw

>their agenda
Anyone in his right mind knows that the world is overpopulated and we should eradicate China, India and Africa at least to carry on.

>80% of people infected with this wwill recover
Rest in peace 20%

>lives in the United States of America
>does not own a firearm

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Sickness blacker than black and darker than dark,
I beseech thee Nurgle, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of coofening cometh.
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
appear now as an intangible disease!

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Actual Germans?

Second row, fifth from the left, please

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yes pls corona-nee-sama

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US URGES ELDERLY TO STOCK UP ON GROCERIES, PREPARE TO STAY HOME

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WE NEED TO BE PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE

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Anyone just have an intense hatred for normies now? This retard actually thinks purposely infecting yourself with the wuhan flu actually makes you immune. From his kikebook acct
>inb4 using Facebook

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Y-yes ma'am.

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Thank you for posting this list. Before I went to bed and this morning, every cunt op that made a new thread didn't include it

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>every single piece of reported data makes people that pay attention panic

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>FUCKED UP NEWS
FUCKED UP NEWS
>FUCKED UP NEWS
Italian guy was forced to live with his dead corona infected sister who died of epilepsia for 24 Hours because noone came to pick her up. Italy is Wuhan 2.0 FUCK

krone.at/2113948

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Shitty 40 year old wine aunt that lives right next to my cancer ridden grand father keeps going out to bars and telling us shit like "hurr durr the flu is more deadly than this you guys are panicking over nothing"
Why do so many people lack the foresight to see what this is going to become?

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>RYANAIR

fuck do airlines know about medicin?

> 20% of patients will not recover, 80% will.

20% DEATH RATE
20% DEATH RATE
20% DEATH RATE
20% DEATH RATE

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PNEUMONIA = "MILD TO MODERATE"

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Any data on average age of killed by corona?

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what are you quoting, daily WHO?
don't watch them. watch the local ones as new cases pop up, that's where the interesting information is these days. any big WHO announcement will be disseminated by every media channel anyway

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DEATHS (+76)
literally a nothingburger then.
Italy is saved! please buy our stocks

TEDROS SAID THE PANDEMIC IS REAL
ISREAL
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Stop panicking

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Kerkhove just admitted in WHO stream admitted death rate is 20%!!!!!!!!
Only 80% recover!!!!

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I need the ever growing boobs series. Here's a rare lewd.

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>2 NEGATIVE TESTS = RECOVERED
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
STOP THIS TIMELINE
I WANT TO GET OFF OF IT

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WE CAN'T STOP THIS, THIS IS THE PALE HORSE FROM THE APOCALYPSE. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES OF THE MEDIA, THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO PANIC BECAUSE THEY KNOW SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REALLY UGLY. SEEK JESUS AND CHANGE YOUR HATEFUL WAYS, DON'T TRY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. SAVE YOUR SOUL.

Holy fuck they're retarded.
Just on the stream:
>80% of the people who get this disease will recover
Lol.

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I desire for my torrent of power a destructive virus:
a destructive virus without immunity!
Return all markets to cinders,
and come frome the abyss!

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WE NEED TO BE PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE

>Should I look into buying a gun or is that a meme?
user..

That's like asking should you prep or not. Why don't you already have a gun? I don't see how it could ever be a bad investment.

Yes, one 80 year old woman and another one else, we don't know the other person yet.

SOURCE?

Kek
That's too heavy, user, too deep...

who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/who-china-joint-mission-on-covid-19-final-report.pdf

New case of corona in Poland: woman didn't fulfill the epidemiological requirements to be hospitalized or tested, didn't travel abroad and didn't have contact with anyone who did. The authorities are now trying to find everyone she could have infected.

Should've gotten a gun 2 months ago user.

They said 80% still get some form of pneumonia.

The growth is slowing down, looks like it will be over soon.

Reminder that retarded feminists will be our doom

one of my favs. Get a gun

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> normies
they are literally normalniggers

ill come to your abyss megumin

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My town still has the "state of the city" speech/event planned at the convention center in 2 weeks
also this happened

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fox5atlanta.com/news/delta-suspending-flights-between-atlanta-and-italy-over-coronavirus-fears big memes

20% CFR

TWENTY PERCENT CFR

TWENTY PERCENT CASE FATALITY RATE

its just getting started

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I N F E C T I O N ! ! !
>I N F E C T I O N ! ! !

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>even CNN
that's not saying anything. CNN is the most sensationalizing bullshit cable news station out there. if anything, they hurt the case just with their shit reputation.

LOMBARDY REGION PRESS CONFERENCE

A few things:
1. If you buy a gun, make sure to learn how to use it, practice with it, and learn the laws around it
2. If you plan on using it, understand it's kill or be killed. If you pull that shit out, expect to kill your target or die trying.

Which Flip are you?
>This retard actually thinks purposely infecting yourself with the wuhan flu actually makes you immune.
Natural selection at its finest, user.

>buy gun, nothing happens, oh well
>don’t buy gun, Corona Chan hits, tyrell and his boys break in through your back door, dead

>it's just a double pneumonia bro
>it's mild

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>20% death rate

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vocaroo.com/7FeM141Npss
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NASA Employee Sick. Everyone told to telecommute.

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when is next stream
pic related

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Opinions on Adam Gaertner's new article?

medium.com/@gaertner.adamp/coronavirus-for-dummies-4cdcb9061763

there are 2 confirmed unreported cases in my city, not far from Corrientes.

source: a relative works at the hospital.

we are fucking done

CIA nigger glow so bright

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Post sauce or BTFO

It's official!
Recovered is meaningless. They have no benchmark.

omg it's 2020 and you don't own a gun already?

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We need to be proactive, not reactive

>TEDROS :
"THE MENACE OF PANDEMIC IS VERY REAL"

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>BRO LOOK AT MY CHINESE NUMBERS
holy shit fuck these guys they are so fucking retarded
only mentionning numbers from a country where everything is censored

can this happening just chill?

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GOBLINA: 20% MORTALITY FOR THE OVER 80

RECOVERED JUST MEANS HAVING 2 TESTS NEGATIVE IN A ROW 24 HOURS APART.

IT DOESNT MEAN RECOVERING FROM THE DISEASE ITSELF.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They said they have a monday/wednesday/friday schedule now

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3/3

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gimme the derpy purple blob 4th row

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>-60 deaths from yesterday
Looks like numbers are dropping

How many people in the world are predicted to contract this virus?

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>meme flag
>no source
Fuck off.

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Worse it causes life long complications. Kills the weak maims the strong and makes them weak. This is a fucking horror show virus like Polio and Small Pox.

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>are guns a meme
Yes, you're better off with harsh words

GOD HER TUMMY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Happening has NO chill user, I am sorry.

Producing niggers

no

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Wasn't she in contact with somebody who recently returned from Italy? Or is it even newer case?

oh no...

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good morning

There are no brakes on this train, user...

Jim's friend on twitter said tonight.

thanks, here's another one I haven't seen much

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how about you take my big pp desu!!!!

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Everyone.

We need to prepare industrial cryogenic oxygen seperators that can handle surges in cases of the Wuhan virus.

There is a cure for coronavirus. pic related.

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imma steal dat my brotha

FUGG!!!!!

100%

Unironically
EVERYONE

It has barely begun, lol. It's exploding in Sweden right now with 40-50 new cases every day. Lots of countries still aren't even testing, or are hiding their numbers. This is here to stay for the rest of the year probably.

Listen to the Spahn. Don't worry.

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WHO LIVE
twitter.com/WHO/status/1237049051058561024

This is Loss.

Got cases in my university, which is like 1km from me and most students live right here in this area, shop here likewise.
Got an email talking about the virus from the uni, but haven't bothered even opening it.

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>tfw hoping that it will eventually reach millions just for these images

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It's -30, the numbers are just from Lombardy region. Also it's +500 cases from yesterday.

any cute white italian girls die? i hope not.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>he actually thought you don't need a gun
Bruh

Thank you!

sauce? and its mostly elderly people, 60+ people 3.5% CFR, 70+8%CFR 80+15% CFR below that ur just an unlucky fuck, or unhealthy fuck.

Buckle up, the ride is just getting started.
There is no way Im going to miss what comes next.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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1 death equals 1000 infections

FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS
>FIRST 2 CASES IN CYPRUS

the newest Poznań case announced an hour ago, press briefing is currently ongoing

That's JUST Lombardy

>it makes it to the ISS
>WHO has to come up with a new word for a disease that makes it off planet

just a little bit of your lungs being filled with fluid, no biggie.

Give us proof user

You son of a bitch

It is slowing down in South Korea. It hasn't exploded in France and Germany yet. Shit is only going on in Italy. Calm down.

The day isn't over yet, the report is at evening.

Nope.

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turkey got too cocky, oh no

saved for later use

I really hope they all die

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J U S T

imagine what's gonna happen in the us 2 weeks from today
they have more prisoners than mcdonalds workers

quit shilling your stupid blogpost faggot

>natural selection
Yeah but he has a following user. If those retards follow his advice then that means he makes infections spread faster here. I have a vested interest in protecting my family. I'd like to call him out on facebook for it but I find arguing with these normies who have social clout is a waste of time.

70% within 2 years, longterm everybody

Th-the economy is gonna recover...

Right guys...?

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WHO rep very nonchalantly said 80% of people who get the virus will recover. Don't take it too seriously, the WHO is garbage.

so only the Montenegro and T*rkey for Europe remains

Is the austrian emt tripfag in the thread? any updates?

I will bring this about

Saudi Arabian citizens wishing to return to the Kingdom from #Bahrain have 72 hours to do so, according to an embassy statement.

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SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE

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POO IN THE WHO: MORAL DECAY NOT TAKING SENIORS WELL BEING

china was having "recovered" people dying like crazy. i bet it is at least 10% death rate, over a few months.

shits fucked

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Oh look the newfag is back

Looks like you are missing one
Give Col 9 x Row 3

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IT"S GOING DOWN

number ? Or just encircle it on my post

Put these all in order in your tabs and click through them as fast as you can. You may thank me later.

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Hourly reminder that this disease hides in your nervous system and symptoms can flair up even after negative throat swab tests. There are exactly 0 recoveries from this disease.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

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>>IN ICU (+41)
>>DEATHS (+76)

not too shabby

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-cyprus/cyprus-announces-first-two-coronavirus-cases-including-health-professional-idUSKBN20W2BQ

>Roll for world war china.
YES WAR ON CHINA NOW

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PLEASE CORONACHAN MORE DEATHS AND CASES IN OTHER REGIONS PLEASE!!!

NO WHONIGGER, YOU CANNOT STOP THE BOOMERCAUST

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I feel like this could become a 10/10 meme but would require video work.
Any user that can use the audio with Corona Chan coverage?
youtube.com/watch?v=Vpuv7VPb2rA&feature=youtu.be&t=7

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TEDROS BTFO
>"THE SINNERS ARE AT RISK"

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Remember to grab pinay thots for cooming right before the lights go out flip bro

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Novel Coronavirus turns into Newtype Coronavirus.

No, at the very least the market crash is going to bring back the "recession" that no one except rich kikes actually recovered from.
Wage slavery is going to get even shittier, and you'll be begging for the opportunity to do it.

>WHOniggers have created this entire "giving up" narrative and are now equating mitigation to "giving up"

Everyone with any lung related disease like asthma. Anyone with chemotherapy. Anyone with AIDS. And most of the old ones.

I love Coronachan!

>Among 55,924 laboratory confirmed cases reported as of 20 February 2020, the median age
is 51 years (range 2 days-100 years old; IQR 39-63 years old) with the majority of cases
(77.8%) aged between 30–69 years. Among reported cases, 51.1% are male, 77.0% are from
Hubei and 21.6% are farmers or laborers by occupation.
thanks

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>We must protect the children
>We must protect the senior citizens
But working age adults? Go fuck yourselves

AGE OF PATIENTS IN ICU BEDS IN LOMBARDY

>22% 75+ years old
>37% 65-74
>33 % 50-64
>8% 25-49

>DEATH RATE IN THIS OUTBREAK IS HIGH

ALERT ALERT ALERT

Goblina said its in the China Mission Report,
CFR is 20% plus for 80+

>MORAL DECAY BAD
Its almost like it was OK till today, what a retarded timeline.

I hope you're reich.

POO IN THE WHO: DEATH RATE OF THIS DISEASE IS HIGH

NUKE
CHINA

They had spike yesterday because they started triage. Hopeless cases were removed from breathing machines.

Why did you party with millions on the street while ebola-chan is running rampart?

SINNERS ARE NOT SAFE

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Guy is full of hubris. Claims to be an enlightened libertarian who is independent from government but pulls his sources from the government. Lol
Made a week ago. He actually believes the "heat slows down infection" crap. He's been proven wrong but guy has no shame.

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For me it's one of the reasons.
These pictures are damn good.

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

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im 25

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You really fucked him over