/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1796

source on this burger?

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We just went from 0 to 9 infected and 34 suspected in 48 hours for fuck's sake. I'm trying to tell people to start worrying. I'm only met with "bro we're all gonna get infected anyway" and "it's not deadly, just some flu" responses. People refuse to learn from Italy's mistakes.

I wish I had a good source to counter that one moron claiming 0.6% lethality.

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Why are ruskies being so quiet in all of this

Are they behind this shit? All their enemies are being nuked economically

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MORE DAMAGE CONTROL

anyone have that copypasta of the guy who doubted the preppers and then went to a store to see it completely empty, with people leaving empty handed, then when he got home his wife's boyfriend decided to take them to a FEMA camp?

They’re trying to come up with ways to not say pandemic, or they’re admitting defeat and coming clean

Adam Gaertner has written another article.

medium.com/@gaertner.adamp/coronavirus-for-dummies-4cdcb9061763

TWO HOURS.

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Who the fuck keeps pressing in and out the mic button?

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According to the data. China solved this crisis 2 weeks ago.

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Asking someone who knows a bit about medicine and biology: is vaccine for coronavirus really an easy thing to make? I mean, I heard it so many times that it's nothing really to make something like that. If people are fool of shit, tell me how to respond

>or they’re admitting defeat and coming clean
Nah, way way too early for that.

Anyone getting comfy here?

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The WHO, the CDC, literally everyone but Trumptards think the mortality is below 1%.

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Hopefully the other countries experiencing rapid infections can learn from China.

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>wiadomosci.onet.pl/kraj/koronawirus-w-polsce-walbrzych-kobieta-z-podejrzeniem-koronawirusa-uciekla-ze/p5gz2nz
>woman suspected of coronavirus infection escaped from hospital at 5.30 AM
>found in a nearby gas station, buying alcohol
of course the bydło is going to kill us all

Notice how quickly it flatlined. Literally impossible in practice. They just didn't even try to pretend like they're providing real numbers

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Two more died, dumb fuck.

Fuck

People need to just stop responding to these sorts of posts, age doesn't matter, race doesn't matter.

>2020
>trusting commies

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China wouldn't lie.

C O P E
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Krauts are the worst at coping, they will never accept defeat as is WWII.

Apparently they might be closing schools down in some parts of Romania tomorrow until the 25th of April.

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It’s because of shit like that Poland will never become a super power

Corona Exchange

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Be very scared when they stop counting cases in Europe.

>retarded threadsplitting memeflagger

The only SARS-1 vaccine they tested killed almost all the lab ferrets due to antibody-dependent enhancement when they were exposed to real SARS.

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If you stop testing the virus goes away

>Norway learning from other countries

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he was not aryan too
aryans don't die

So all those british, french, and american boomers were not white?

Based.

Why didn't they just load her up with benzos till she passed out?

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that depends on whether you're going by measured CFR or IFR (which is an estimate)

That's a cute oni

we know it too damn well

wrong, 2 more dead

dude, IT IS A JOKE

Replying to previous thread.

Because the State of the "Recovered" may actually cause more panic. Let us think for a second if it were by chance actually a bio weapon you wouldn't actually want it to kill as many people as possible. No you would want it to cripple as many people as possible.

Dead bodies are easy to take care of you burn them and bury them. But a bunch of living people who are holding on to life, infecting others, and taking up valuable hospital beds. That is what makes the bio weapon of nightmares.

Nobody will buy anything from China until a vaccine is available. They're done

>aryans don't die
your country is utterly fucked in that case

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yes

37 min temu
"Osoba w wieku średnim została przewieziona do naszego szpitala w niedzielę przed północą. Jest w stanie ciężkim. Ma objawy zapalenia płuc o bardzo ciężkim przebiegu klinicznym, jest podłączona do respiratora i jest w stanie śpiączki farmakologicznej" - przekazał rzecznik poznańskiego szpitala

Kek few hours ago a polish user claiming to be a doctor said that's the case. That's why pol can be very reliable.
> MIDDLE AGED
> SEVERE PNEUMONIA

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When is Italy releasing records now? 45 mins?

GERMANY IS KILL +2

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First for the WHO clown nig coofing blood on live TV. The 6 captchas I had to fill are witness.

Coronavirus family is notably pretty hard to grow in laboratory as it may require specific human cells to infect. Until now, there was little reason to do it because except for SARS and MERS they cause common cold and some mild animal diseases. In practice, making a vaccine is pretty much up to luck to see if the right antibody forms, hoping that it increases the immunity and works to increase immunity.

HERE WE GO LADS

TEDROS

TEDROS

TEDROS

youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

HE'S HERE

STARTING

youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

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When's Italy numbers?

twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1237029037467467776

WTF ITALIAN BROS YOU GIVE TO US THE WORST VERSION OF THE VIRUS

Looking forward to Jimbos stream today.

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WHO IS NOW LIVE
>WHO NIGGER HAS ARRIVED AT THE MIC

youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

>BREAKING: NEGROS ARRIVED
BREAKING: NEGROS ARRIVED
>BREAKING: NEGROS ARRIVED
BREAKING: NEGROS ARRIVED

SHIFT TO 3 CONFERENCES PER WEEK MONDAY
WEDNESDAY
FRIDAY

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>WHO NIGGER UPDATE LIVE

HERE IT IS OUR FAVOURITE NIGGER

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That is a good start

*cough*

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You will continue to believe this till Berlin is filled with corpses, then you find the first black corpse and say they are all black.

There's no judaism here. They're a very small sect. Instead, go to your local mosque. Coof and spit all over their premises and talk to their imam that you're "interested" to learn more about Islam. Also go to Muslim prayer rooms in malls so you can spread the coof more among muslims. Muslims are known filthy creatures in the philippines and they spit everywhere. Good luck user. You know what to do.

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>Thinkin man right there.

Rets corrapse the buirding.

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>trust the globalists

I already got it, on an international bus. I already knew but I thought it was a nothingburger. I'm feeling my lymph nodes swell today. I also infected my family if this is it.

TEDROS IS A NIGGER
TEDROS IS A NIGGER
TEDROS IS A NIGGER

EBOLA WON EBOLA WON EBOLA WON

>Germany helps us win the civil war
>All they get is mockery
retard

Kys chink

Was waiting for it since mid Feb.

Closed Caption: Dr. Tetris speaking

so what happened recently, btw?
haven't been in these threads since Italy and France first got infected, now i see that pretty much most of Europe got some cases of infection

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She probably didn't cause problems before and our doctors can't drug you stupid unless that's the case. Two months ago a patient murdered someone in the bed next to him and this was brought up.

>There's no judaism here.
There sizable community here. Last census is around 2k.

why the fuck did we let this diversity hire have a job like this

>epidemic
FUCKING NIGGER

She's so beautiful.

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R.i.P in peace, poland bros.

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>IFR
What's the abbreviation for? I'm assuming it's for the death rate calculated by the known outcome (dead/(dead+recovered)) which currently is imo a better formula when calculating for a country that has a relatively large sample

HE SAID IT

HE SAID THE P WORD IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

5th row 5th left to right

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HE SAID THE PANDEMIC FUCKING WORD OHH NOOOO

I dont think i have ever opened a single /ptg/ thread in the like 4 years theyve been here

TEDROS SAID PANDEMIC

he said IT
HE SAID IT!

PANDEMIA

>PANDEMIA

PANDEMIA
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HE SAID IT!
HE FUCKING SAID THE MAGIC WORD!

>Not a pandemic
>But if it is it can be controlled
My fucking sides cannot handle this shit.

bullshit, theres interviews with recovered all over the place

source: use google before you post shit

He sounds like such a schmuck

HE SAID IT

thanks and stay healthy and safe

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AND THATS A GOOD THING!

Could any autistic here paintbuck the /trv/'s Real Travelller map () with Corona-chan cases?

It's officially a pandemic now?

Dr nigger is here

Yeah, over a population of 100 million. Do the math. They're nothing here.

DIFERENT SINARIOS

>USD plummet when?

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Do you take lewds?

Can we call this a happening already?

OH NO NO NO! We got too cocky my krautbros

>this is an epidemic at a global level
Sort of like a Pandemic?

why cant they find someone that speaks English?

I want under the shelf warez

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DOS
DOS
DOS
DOS EVERYBODY DEAD

North Rhine-Westphalia brothers

we are going to die soon!

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2000 strong > disbanded millions just saying user

Die furfag

MULTI-COUNTRY WIDESPREAD PANDEMIC
Also, was i the only one who heard him say "daddy virus" before correcting himself and saying "deathly"?

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Reminder this is an airborne disease that causes AIDS and hides in your nervous system. If you're not prepping I question your sanity

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.18.20024364v1

not according to people outside. didnt seem different at all in cologne area yesterday. didnt see anyone wear a mask either

Flipbros, is it too late to buy a gun? I want one but what the fuck is this cucked shit with all these regulations? No wonder people opt for "paltiks" here, far cheaper and faster to acquire one.

No problem, hope you can make it outta this one alive and well.

ruble is getting fucked rn, what are you talking about?

Teddy boy said it twice mate, but it'll be manageable and then went back to using epidemic in place.

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Nice find!

Correct, brother.

>unicuck
>my brother gets an email that his uni located a 6 minute drive away from mine is closed for the virus, no uni to worry about
>mine is still open, I get an email just telling me to wash my fucking hands before going in
>some bs test tomorrow
fuck me lads

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>THREAT OF PANDEMIC
THREAT OF PANDEMIC
>THREAT OF PANDEMIC
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>THREAT OF PANDEMIC
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>THREAT OF PANDEMIC
THREAT OF PANDEMIC

> but this isn't the first pandemic that the world has ever seen

what a dipshit

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

I cannot tell you the source, but it is confirmed. Of course, I can't prove it to you, so take this information as you want.
A person described me the situation in a hospital. The ICU is completely full and they keep receiving people infected with covid19 that are in serious or critical conditions. There are many previously healthy (no comorbidities) young people between 20-35 with very severe pneumonia, but this doesn't get to the news.

They have tripled ICU beds. They have stopped surgeries. Many patients that are not covid-19 are getting transferred to other regions. They are making choices of who they should try to save and not.

Medical staff doesn't get tested anymore. "If you have had a contact and don't show symptoms, come to work. If you have symptoms, decide if you want to come or stay home".

Now my personal comment. The situation in Italy has escalated extremely quickly. This virus is a time-bomb. Please, reduce social contact as much as you can and stay home. I do not want any other country with this same situation. Don't make the mistake of thinking: "Oh, it's just in Italy now, here we only have few cases". Everyone thinks that, until the situation literally explodes in absolute no time. This might become a catastrophe, but with changes in our daily behavior, we can avoid this.

Just don't go. Your life is more important than some retarded paper.

Fake faggot threat with faggot discord

GIV MONEY, MUCH SOLIDARITY

Is it just me or does this seem to be slowing down?

35 minutes left to bet on new italian cases!
PLACE YOUR BET NOW ANONS

which country, italy?

In case of mass disease on your district, follow these rules
If you are making love it is imperative
To bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously

Do not waste time blocking your ears
Do not waste time seeking a sound proofed shelter
Try to get as far away from the source as possible

Do not panic, do not panic, do not panic
Do not panic, do not panic, do not panic

Use your wheels it is what they are for
Do not attempt to use your own limbs
Small babies should be placed inside the special cocoons
And should be left, if possible, in shelters

If no wheels are available metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Not organic limbs should be employed whenever practical

Remember, remember, remember, remember
In the case of mass disease survival means
Every man for himself, himself, himself, himself, himself, himself
Statistically more people survive if they think
Only of themselves, only of themselves, only of themselves

Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die

Do not panic, do not panic
Think only of yourself, think only of yourself
Think only of yourself, think only of yourself

These are the first signs of mass disease
You will notice small objects such as ornaments oscillating
You will notice [Inaudible]
You will hear a distant hissing in your ears

You will feel dizzy, you will feel the need to vomit
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter

These are all sign of imminent destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon

If I remember you can help no one else, no one else
You can help no one else, no one else
You can help no one else, no one else
You can help no one else, no one else

You can help no one else, no one else
You can help no one else, no one else
You can help no one else, no one else

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Never Give Up....

(Italy keeps airports open!)

BASED SONIC ATTACK

No, US is behind this. Pompeo confirmed by blaming China.

>In the court of the crimson queen

*coofs in your direction*

>"Italy is taking aggressive measures to combat the epidemic"

No we're fucking not. All we did was lock some provinces and throw the key. People are still in harsh conditions because hospitals literally have no more beds or equipment.

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>never give up
>never lose hope
>let hope be the antidote to fear
LMAO we're all fucked.

apic.org/monthly_alerts/outbreaks-epidemics-and-pandemics-what-you-need-to-know/

kek "global epidemic" and "pandemic" seem pretty synon aye?

yes

When do we punish china and divide up the country?

China is a global enemy. Its time to destroy it

amp.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay
>The coronavirus that causes Covid-19 can linger in the air for at least 30 minutes and travel up to 4.5 metres
>The length of time it lasts on the surface depends on factors such as temperature and the type of surface, for example at around 37C (98F), it can survive for two to three days on glass, fabric, metal, plastic or paper.
We are all doomed.

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why this moron is giving a prep political speech? Give the numbers and predictions and fuck off, you baboon!

Let the antidote give you cancer, you useless PC-nominated fuck

user, it's so small.
lol, it's kind of cute...

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ANTINOD?

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