/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1796

Not until the shelves are empty. GET OUT AND BUY ONE NOW. If you need direction just ask.

If I make it through this shit unharmed, I will go into politics and fix this mess myself.

So everyone memes how the US healthcare system is a joke, but is it really that bad? Can the US handle what's to come?

Prisoners are gonna be superspreaders, right?

alright you dumb fearmongering liberal trollbots

us #MitchellMachos have HAD it with you

No, Coronavirus is not "rampaging across the planet."
No, Coronavirus will not cause a US recession.
Yes, as soon as it becomes public Coronavirus is abating, there will be a MASSIVE stock rally to NEW HIGHS.
Yes, you're going to lose in November.

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So is this press conference actually happening or did I miss it wtf is going on?

P A N I C
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I'm getting one tomorrow

Jfc, you of all people. Carl you should be the one selling them. You're in NJ for christ sake

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I think I just figured out why the normies aren't reacting and took so long to react.

They're all on SSRI's, antidepressants and anxiety suppressors. It's killed all survival instincts

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germany pandemic when

I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK ANYMORE

HEEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEEEE:EEEEE:EEEEEEEEEEEEE:EEEEEEEELP

SOMEONE NUKE THIS SHITHOLE COMPANY SO THEY SENT US HOME

there seems to be no information about the recovered cases, how come people are getting cured when they say there is no cure

PANDEMICS
PANIC DEMS

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Germans enter the depression phase

Someone from archived thread asked for archiving of this video

nrk.no/norge/italiensk-overleges-koronaadvarsel-til-norge-1.14934597

nrk.no/video/cd7eba78-b054-4632-97fa-2deb38a59420

I downloaded it and made it available here:
drive.google.com/file/d/1nRYedIiUJihh9dsTmfV2Z-iWIRGT9tmU/view?usp=sharing

trust the plan

>My name is Shake Zula, the mic ruler, want to trip, I'll bring it to ya.

Save people, tank economies. People cannot be replaced, money can be conjured up. Spread this message far and wide.

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>111,758 infected
>3,889 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Im getting sleepy bois. Let’s all sleep together. Damn im feeling sleepy today

DON'T FUCKING SAY THE P-WORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BONDS MY BEAUTIFUL BONDS

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>1156 cases in Germany
>fatality rate only 0.25%

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CYPRUS REPORTS 2 CORONAVIRUS CASES, ALL EU STATES NOW HIT

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been waiting for these WHO niggers to start for 3 threads now

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Who else here happy and comfily watching the world burn?

every man is replaceable

Airline pilot here. How fucked am I?

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FUCK YOU TEDROS FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAA

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Italy update soon?

Poland 17 already, we're finally catching up to the first world countries!

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>my dad just came back from the same airport in egypt where the dude died
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

New York State including NYC will be the first major outbreaks for the US
They are struggling to contain multiple clusters of community spread transmissions
Cuomo went full damage control at the press briefing just now
Get ready

checked
WHO is now live

ITS ALL FUCKED
SPAIN WILL FALL NEXT WEEK
ABSOLUTE COLLAPSE
NEXT CIVIL WAR
Spanish Yas Forumsacks how should we name or war/raid band?

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One month ago, I was under the impression that the death reports due to COVID-19 circulation in China were giving us an unfair picture of its mortality rate. I wrote a piece saying that the death rate of an emerging disease always looks bad in the early stages of an outbreak, but is likely to drop once better data become available. After waiting for eight weeks, I am now worried that these new data — data indicating that the virus has a low fatality rate — may not arrive.

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rollling for this virus/collapse to be the day of the pillow

>USA at 566 cases
>refresh
>565

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Within 1 hour

absolutely happening

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Anyone else doing absolutely nothing to inform norms? Tried a few times, didn't take me even a little bit seriously. Fuck em.

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WHO NIGGER IN CHIEF IS PRESENT

I DONT

I STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK
I DONT WANT TO
HELP KRAUT BROOOOOOOO

MICHAEL ISN'T HERE
MICHAEL ISN'T HERE
MICHAEL ISN'T HERE
MICHAEL ISN'T HERE
MICHAEL ISN'T HERE
MICHAEL ISN'T HERE

Can you fly with mask?

Its go time. WHO LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

youtube.com/watch?v=aJqb44WD7h4

youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q&feature=emb_title
HE'S TALKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHO LIVE NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

quit your job retard

The ass banditos

POLAND CAN INTO CORONA

Gentlemen, please settle down, I have an important announcement to make.

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it's happening so fast

Cool. Kill yourself journo scum.

OH THERE IS

They can't handle a simple consultation without taking three hours. You do the math.

I absolutely loathe this neocon boomer

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[AMSR] Nigger nervously complies with Chinese government requests

>stores enforcing the '1 meter between customers' rule
>wine aunts still try to cut in front of you when waiting in line
this country deserves corona-chan, I swear

I'm neither happy nor comfy, I'm watching it with all the mindset of an officer witnessing a public execution. The condemned are due, we all know it.

Tonight, you.

FINALLY THIS NIGGER IS ON

>lol we went out last night and it was packed dont see what the fuss is about
stopped right there desu they can do their thing most of its cope cause they have to work public

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Replying to previous threads posts.

Because the State of the "Recovered" may cause more panic. Let us think for a second if it were by chance a bio weapon you wouldn't want it to kill as many people as possible. No you would want it to cripple as many people as possible.

Dead bodies are easy to take care of you burn them and bury them. But a bunch of living people who are holding on to life, infecting others, and taking up valuable hospital beds. That is what makes the bio weapon of nightmares.

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twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1237029037467467776

ITALIA GIVE TO US THE WORST VERSION OF THE VIRUS
ITALIA GIVE TO US THE WORST VERSION OF THE VIRUS
ITALIA GIVE TO US THE WORST VERSION OF THE VIRUS

BRAVO
GOOD ADVICE

Not fast enough.

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>ebola
WHO THE FUCK CARES!?!?!
GET TO CORONA!

No, we cannot. Everything is too decentralized and any overarching governing body is incompetent and even if they weren't, they effectively have no power.

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POO IN THE WHO: TALKING ABOUT EBOLACHAN

Countdown to end the outbreak?

Mama mia

I guess so. Communication quality through the mic would drop a lot lol

>The United States is last in the world per capita in coronavirus testing
haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-israel-third-in-world-for-rate-of-coronavirus-tests-u-s-last-1.8639842
OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY PENCE BROS

>twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1237029037467467776
I KNOW
FUCK ALL OF THE NOTHINGBURGERS

W końcu kurwa.

I wanna know too. I'm going to us and don't know what to expect

Can’t live your life in fear of this thing

There’s a million ways to die out there and they’re all around us all the time

Think I’ll go to the gym today

>BREAKING: NEGROS ARRIVED
BREAKING: NEGROS ARRIVED
>BREAKING: NEGROS ARRIVED
BREAKING: NEGROS ARRIVED

SHIFT TO 3 CONFERENCES PER WEEK MONDAY
WEDNESDAY
FRIDAY

youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

you're welcome

There is well over a million dead in china alone.

My normie friends are aware of it, but when you bring up the idea of having food for a possible quarantine they look at me like I'm crazy. I mean, fuck, look at the pasta monsters, they have a quarantine going on right now. So I just stopped bringing it up.

More like countdown to the end

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I've told all my family and friends, repeatedly. No one has listened.

I'll be heartbroken to see them die, but my conscience is clean.

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ALBANIAFAG BTFOOOOOOOOOO

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Post one, get one

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Germany and Italy axis alliance conquering Europe once again

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I will also work and smile and be happy finally a comfy happening fuck this faggot earth

>FIRST2 DEATHS
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>threat

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HE SAID THE P WORD

No, not really. It's "gradually then suddenly".

t. r_collapse regular

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HAHAHAHAHA
PANDEMIC

ITS A PANDEMIC

PANDEMIC

THE PANDEMIC HAS BECOME REAL
THE PANDEMIC HAS BECOME REAL
THE PANDEMIC HAS BECOME REAL
THE PANDEMIC HAS BECOME REAL
THE PANDEMIC HAS BECOME REAL

THREAT OF A PANDEMIC HAS BECOME VERY REAL
FIRST PANDEMIC IN HISTORY TO BE CONTROLLED
WE ARE NOT AT THE MERCY OF THE VIRUS

PANDEMIC confirmed.

Did he said it?

Threat of pandemic is now very real

>THREAT OF A PANDEMIC
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU NIGGER?

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>threat of this epidemic
SAY THE FUCKING WORD

P󠛡 A󠛡 N󠛡 D󠛡 E󠛡 M󠛡 I󠛡 C󠛡

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HOLY FUCK HE SAID IT

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TEDROS CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HAHAHAHAHAHA

P A N D E M I E

STILL NOT A PANDEMIC BRO WTF HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ARE THEY FOR REAL

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>PANDEMIC VERI REEAL BUT CAN BE CONTROL

PANDEMIC CONFIRMED
>PANDEMIC CONFIRMED
PANDEMIC CONFIRMED
>PANDEMIC CONFIRMED
PANDEMIC CONFIRMED

P A N D E M I C

HE FUCKING SAID IT

HE SAID IT
THE P WORD
HE FUCKING SAID IT

HOLY FUCK THIS IS IT FUCK FUCK

There's no judaism here. They're a very small sect. Instead, go to your local mosque. Coof and spit all over their premises and talk to their imam that you're "interested" to learn more about Islam. Also go to Muslim prayer rooms in malls so you can spread the coof more among muslims. Muslims are known filthy creatures in the philippines and they spit everywhere. Good luck user. You know what to do.

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PANDEMIC

HE SAID THE WORD
>HE SAID THE WORD
HE SAID THE WORD
>HE SAID THE WORD

PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC HE SAID THE FOOOKIN WORD BROOOS WORLD IS ENDING RIP F

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Every recent video I've seen of China suggests that this is the case. Why else would factories that normally have hundreds now only have a skeleton crew? Because they lied about the death toll. Lying doesn't actually bring people back to life, however.

is it safe to eat ousite ? i am hungry for a burger

Is USA even testing? What a fucking joke.

POO IN THE WHO: NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE PANDEMIC

HE SAID THREAT OF A PANDEMIC YOU FUCKING RETARDS

Yes and no. It's just the "threat" of a pandemic. So not yet.

>Not liberal in the slightest bit
>Still believe this shit is getting really bad and going to get even worse
Go take your meds denial schizo

It means pic related.

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kcra.com/article/gov-newsom-gives-update-passengers-of-grand-princess-cruise-ship/31274414
>kcra.com/article/gov-newsom-gives-update-passengers-of-grand-princess-cruise-ship/31274414
kcra.com/article/gov-newsom-gives-update-passengers-of-grand-princess-cruise-ship/31274414
Welp

My brother is going ti Slovakia tomorrow for tourist/ skiing trip, he comes back on sunday.
I fucking hope Poland will start quarantining all travelers.

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Exactly. I say this same shit to people who tell me to look both ways before crossing the street. Or when I check to see if my guns are loaded by putting them to my head and pulling the trigger. Fear is for the weak.

WE DON'T KNOW THE POTENTIAL THE VIRUS HAVE
WE DON'T KNOW THE POTENTIAL THE VIRUS HAVE
WE DON'T KNOW THE POTENTIAL THE VIRUS HAVE
WE DON'T KNOW THE POTENTIAL THE VIRUS HAVE

Third row, second from the right, please

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LOL BANDEMIC :DDDD

I've stopped for the same reason. Now I'm making bets with them.

He literally said it wasn't a pandemic yet.
Open your ears.

Update from Turin Italy
There is a brand new strain evolved in Turin and it is in every corner of the city.
>Inb4 source

JESUS WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE HE'S DOWNPLAYING THIS SHIT

EPIDEMIC AT THE GLOBAL LEVEL
>EPIDEMIC AT THE GLOBAL LEVEL
EPIDEMIC AT THE GLOBAL LEVEL
>EPIDEMIC AT THE GLOBAL LEVEL
EPIDEMIC AT THE GLOBAL LEVEL
>EPIDEMIC AT THE GLOBAL LEVEL
EPIDEMIC AT THE GLOBAL LEVEL
>EPIDEMIC AT THE GLOBAL LEVEL

Just quit my job a minute ago and told my boss they should get out of there. Doubt they will though. Tourist industry so shit will get fucked fast too.

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Where do I get a gf who looks like this?

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what does even the p*ndemic mean in practice?
I mean we already acted like it was.

They can’t afford to
Tests cost 8000$ in burger land

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAKE MY HAND SANITIZER NIGGERS

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GERMAN DEATHS

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Yes, rub the buns on the cashier counter before ingestion

China opens first 'intelligent' coronavirus hospital with 5G-powered robots

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091643/China-opens-intelligent-coronavirus-hospital-5G-robots.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

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POO IN THE WHO: DEADLY VIRUS

Did Tedros go rogue!? Negro man you have redeemed yourself! Hopefully the 3 bullets to the back you shoot during your suicide will end it quick.

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>It’s not about containment and mitigation
>It is about containment and mitigation

Nigga what?

You are American... you didn't get one when you turned 14? You a city boy?

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yea ofcourse i say nothing dont want to be raided

ITS JUST AN (GLOBAL) EPIDEMIC
>ITS JUST AN (GLOBAL) EPIDEMIC
ITS JUST AN (GLOBAL) EPIDEMIC
>ITS JUST AN (GLOBAL) EPIDEMIC
CALM DOWN

THOSE WITH NO CASES
THOSE WITH SPORADIC
THOSE WITH CLUSTERS
THOSE WITH COMMUNITY SPREAD

the birus bandemicccc :DDDDDDDDDDD

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THE FUCKING CATEGORIES
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

He also said it will be the first (((controlled))) pandemic.

You can always enforce a "volondary" quarantine on your brother.

You have plenty of camps for this

DID DR NIGGER SAY THE P WORD????

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

>Is USA even testing? What a fucking joke.
You’re just jealous of our world class numbers

Alexa: what is the word for a global epidemic?

>Sound like
He is, he's paid off

You must be new here (in WHO livestream).

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Our actual ability to take care of people is pretty good if you are in a decent hospital, however the real worry is that they will be flooded with people and become overwhelmed since we have no surge capacity. The moment the hospitals get overwhelmed deaths and panic will rise.

One of my favorites

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This reminds me of how good Corona is for all of us.
Finally all those retards get Coronad.

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THREAT of the P word

recalculate, please

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wow we have over 300 cases of the sniffles.
NOTHING BURGER STILL

lmao NYC's hand sanitizer is infected by COVID-19

twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1237050399032512515

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P-WORD

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Why are they so afraid of the P word

WHO and UN are fucking useless.

>5G-powered robots
>5G
Oh shit, it's going to get even worse!

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POO IN THE WHO: CLOSING SCHOOLS, CANCEL GATHERING, SOCIAL DISTANCING

RESPIRATORYETIQUETY

Post you corona soundtracks

youtu.be/9onDz-EnyAc

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>He also said it will be the first (((controlled))) pandemic.
No, he said it
>would
not
>will
words mean things.

The left will scream for martial law first.

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Adam Gaertner has written another article.

medium.com/@gaertner.adamp/coronavirus-for-dummies-4cdcb9061763

Just shut the fucking bridges and tunnel down before this fuckers try to invade upstate.

try doing math Ivan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NEGRO SPOTTED
youtube.com/watch?v=aJqb44WD7h4
NEGRO SPOTTED
youtube.com/watch?v=aJqb44WD7h4
NEGRO SPOTTED
youtube.com/watch?v=aJqb44WD7h4

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HAHAHAHAHA
BAD EXAMPLES
REPUBLIC OF KORAEEEEEEE

>global epidemic
>it doesn't matter how bad our current label sounds, as long as we don't use the "P" word
How long are we going to play this game?

This guy is a fucking moron. I'm not listening to his propaganda anymore. Fuck this nigger. Pretending that everything's gonna be alright. What a fucking joke. It's already a pandemic by definition. It cannot be contained due to asymptomatic spread. These fuckers are trying their hardest to cover their asses and bail from the shit hitting the fan with the least damage possible. Remember, when the disco's burning, you leave quietly. If you panic and alert people, everyone's going to rush to the doors and your likelihood of making it will fall drastically. The 1% is scrambling to salvage as many assets as possible before everything goes to hell. I hope you fuckers prepped and are armed with the best weapons available to you at the moment.

Was i the only one who heard him say "daddy virus" before correcting himself and saying "deathly"?

youtube.com/watch?v=6s1Jsz1lj1Y

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Wondering this too. If we have to quarantine can I safely spend time in my back yard grilling & eating?

Until the pandemics bonds expire

Why they can't get someone who speak english????

>The disinfectant can't disinfect itself
What sorcery is that

USD plummet when?

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You're probably new here, in which case you should google "pandemic bonds" for the reason. But it's all moot anyway since market is crashing.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

PANDEMIC
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
A REAL HAPPENING
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

4k deaths in an hour.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yOqKQA7FqWE

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>it is an epidemic on a global level
why are they so scared of the P-word lads?

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So does context you subversive kike. If you can't see it is predictive programming implanting the seed for what's to come than you may as well neck yourself now!

WHO THE FUCK IS WHO

For new posters, this is why he won't say the P Word.
newscientist.com/article/2235342-covid-19-why-wont-the-who-officially-declare-a-coronavirus-pandemic/

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Having a weak liver. Manlet.

Jab at /ptg/?

Like a cycle. Hope New York enjoys Corona-chan infected hand sanitizers.

Nothing can stop what is coming

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youtube.com/watch?v=OqyNuNbo0XE

>Iraq 65 (6) Egypt 55 (1)
Haha they said heat would end it.

Check em faggots i hope you're ready for the coofening

Pandemic Bonds

POST THE ITALIAN DEATHS AND IT WILL ALL COME TO AN END

WHO is useless
why is this guy in charge?
what a joke

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

CONTRIBUTIONS FROM DONORS
MORE FUNDS MADE AVAILABLE TO THE RESPONSE
JUST SINCE FRIDAY 300 MILLION DOLLARS HAD BEEN PLACED

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What anime is this?

why are they so afraid of the word PENIS?

I swear to God I'm going to beat the shit outta him with a stick if he bring the virus home.
I'm not going to die due to someone's idiocy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THOSE DAMN CONTRIBUTIONS

Ops, wrong link. That is the propaganda, this is the reason:
zerohedge.com/markets/here-are-425-billion-reasons-why-who-refuses-call-covid-19-outbreak-pandemic

Sauce?

Flipbros, is it too late to buy a gun? I want one but what the fuck is this cucked shit with all these regulations? No wonder people opt for "paltiks" here, it's far cheaper and faster to acquire one. And no glowniggers tracing you too.

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Wuhan China, but I heard she's going on a world tour.

How can an American *not* own a gun? It's so fucking easy! Just go get one!

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>why is this guy in charge?
Diversity quotas.

SEASON 2 WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE

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>saved by black people
painfully ironic

OF THE 4 COUNTRIES WITH THE MOST CASES
CHINA IS BRINGING THE EPIDEMIC UNDER CONTROL

YOU THINK THIS A FUCKING GAME NIGGER?????

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If you were an american I would say no but non americans are pretty late to buy one

>checking your own digits

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NEVER GIVE UP

TEDROS 2020 MAGA

NEVAR GIVE UP

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LMAO; IS HE REALLY TRYING TO SAY THAT ITS SLOWING DOWN IN CHINA

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Rule of the game
>we just lost the game bros

I have an sks with thousands of surplus rounds, am I good? Its nothing fancy but cheap and dependable.

Why does Tedros sound like such a fucking faggot?

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No, China is just burning the evidence

I'm all in too

SOLIDARITY

ANTIDOT

Dude is a retard. Also NY prisons aren't overcrowded because Cuomo forced "criminal reforms" that let half of them loose into the state.

I am scared
This is no longer fun
I'm still young and have not seen the world yet

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More like lobbyists.

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>Headline says million
>Article says billion
Surely just a simple typo, right? :^)

Lose that condescending tone with me, dipshit. Just because you live in London or some other bong shit hole, you think you’re some kind of cosmopolitan elite now, a cut above the rest of the miserable French people? You’re nothing but a self hating Frenchman and you’ll always be a little Froggy bitch to your coworkers no matter how much you try to fit in by looking down your nose at your fellow Frenchmen and sneering at them.

As far as I know she only mentions Porte de La Chapelle which is where all the junkies and rapefugees congregate.

NEVER GIVE UP

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POO IN THE WHO: THE RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIV UP
POO IN THE WHO: LET'S HOPE BE THE ATIDOTE TO FEAT

NEVA GIVE UP
LET HOPE BE THE ANTIDOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Apparently they might be closing schools down in some parts of Romania tomorrow until the 25th of April. And possibly quarantining some cities if any other new cases show up in them.

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>HOPE IS THE ANTIDOTE
HOPE IS THE ANTIDOTE
>HOPE IS THE ANTIDOTE
HOPE IS THE ANTIDOTE
>HOPE IS THE ANTIDOTE
HOPE IS THE ANTIDOTE

What state? Hawaii here.

WHO Nigger: Just have hope.
We're all dead.

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>I TANK YOU
HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THIS GUY KILLS ME.

Yucky Tuna, also known as Walmart Madoka.

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LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BLAME
>LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BLAME
LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BLAME
>LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BLAME
LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BLAME
>LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BLAME
LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BLAME
>LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE TO BLAME

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It always is

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RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIVE UP
>RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIVE UP
RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIVE UP
>RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIVE UP
RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIVE UP
>RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIVE UP
RULE OF THE GAME IS NEVER GIVE UP

LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE
>LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE
LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE
>LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE
LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE
>LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE
LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE
>LET SOLIDARITY BE THE ANTIDOTE

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Anyone have the happening copypasta where he calls us all ingrates?

>pandemic bonds
Why the fuck is this the first time I am hearing this

This piece of shit Pajeet can't even speak english properly.

Fucking hell, this really is a clown world.

Can anyone make topics of bigger picture which includes Agenda 21/2030. Because many don't know about it that it is connected to "their" agenda.

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THIS IS THE END

JESUS IS COMING BACK SOON AND HE'S NOT GONNA SAVE YOU FOR BEING RACISTS FUCKS

Don't worry, user. You won't have any regrets when you're dead.

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It wasn't as good but I think the prequel stuff was the weak point.

JUST HAVE HOPE BRO

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YES
BASED REPORTER

apic.org/monthly_alerts/outbreaks-epidemics-and-pandemics-what-you-need-to-know/

kek "global epidemic" and "pandemic" seem pretty synon aye? big kek

his REPUBLIC OF CORYA kills me everytime

This. Still, time to shut the entryways and turn off the water on them.

>BASICALLY UMMA

Dude that is 1,5 days of unskilled labour. The drug testing is fucked up though

No definition of pandemic of Corona virus

I AM DEAD HAHAHAHAHHA

Oh nononono

stupid cunts
all feminism cunts should be thrashed with a belt so they can live their dream

Season 2 was pretty great, but first you must
>Read NoWaYu

WHY CAN'T THESE FUCKING REPORTERS ASK QUESTIONS PROPERLY
MAYBE WRITE IT DOWN FIRST HAND AND JUST READ IT OFF
GOD INCOMPETENCE

Fucking cringe

I can't pay 5k for it

China purged Wuhan didn’t they?

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What a bunch of cocksucking weasels

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RYANAIR: NO DEFINITION OF THE WORD PANDEMIC FOR COVID19

>turning a potential global death plague into a roll of the dice gamble, and then trying to fudge the books when the gamble fails
What (((tribal))) witchcraft is this?

THE MENTAL OLYMPICS BY MICHAEL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THIS VIRUS HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!

Over 70% of people infected with coronavirus in China have recovered, according to the World Health Organization

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>non-white
>globalist shill
>retard
Pick all three

Wow. 500 cases across the ENTIRE COUNTRY. That's less than a high school gym. You panicked posters never cease to amaze me with these hyperbolic threads.
Listen up bucko
>only a handful of white deaths, less deaths than threads
>economy will recover when idiots realize cheap oil is good- buy the dip
>black unemployment rates are still in record territory
>panicked buying will stimulate the economy.
Wake me up when its actually happening.
Oh and BTW start calling it COVID-19, stop using racist names for it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=AeEfdnB33dg

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30M TO ITALIAN UPDATE

strawpoll.me/19508601
strawpoll.me/19508601
strawpoll.me/19508601
strawpoll.me/19508601

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Have one normie acquiantance who actually thinks contracting the virus makes you immune. From his kikebook acct
>inb4 using Facebook

And of course you should buy one right the fuck now. 1 week and people realise that its wuhan around the globe. If ONE media outlet shows the chart on frontpage its over.

Is it really burning though? I mean, I want to believe and it all indicates that it actually is but... do you have sources that confirm it? Im tired of fapping to milf porn, need dis instead.

Because the (((masters of money))) want you to not be aware of something so fucking horrifying.
money >>> people's lives

THEY'LL TRY TO BRIBE THE VIRUS WITH 300M DOLLARIDOOS