>LATEST CASES 12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden. 12:08: 68 new cases in Spain. 12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States. 12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam. 11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates. 11:20: 42 new cases in Switzerland. 11:18: 1 new case in Poland.
its just hit my town, a hospital worker has it. its going to be horrific.
Michael Williams
>DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE OPEN Last Updated: Mar 9, 2020 11:41 a.m. EDT 24,557.38 -1,307.40 (-5.05%) PREVIOUS CLOSE 25,864.78
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>less than 1 percent death rate of people under 50 lol who cares
Oliver Jenkins
>Germany reports the second death from COVID19 on its territory. This time a patient infected with the coronavirus died in the city of Essen, shortly after the first death in Heinsberg was announced. HABBENING
>2ND ALMAN BITES THE DUST 2nd G*RM DISINFECTED >2ND ALMAN BITES THE DUST 2nd G*RM DISINFECTED >2ND ALMAN BITES THE DUST 2nd G*RM DISINFECTED >2ND ALMAN BITES THE DUST 2nd G*RM DISINFECTED
>stock crashes >CNN calls it a pandemic >Trump goes nothing burger Oh god today is H I S T O R I C A L
I have been waiting for 1.5 hours on the WHO broadcast C'mon.
Kayden Morgan
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6492/web >Everyone is saying it's a nothingburger >EMTs in washington are using codewords like "Condition red", "Status Red", "Red alert" for suspected coronavirus patients and calling in the military to disinfect their vehicles and them, and also to handle it for them Yas Forums is always right.
All the Dorito friends help the cabal to spread the virus as far as possible, everyone is in on it, their communist friends and what not satanic shitheads around the world!
People will die from the flu, media will push the hype, stockmarket will crumble under the evil plans of these satanic shitheads.
I wonder what would happen if they had no longer control over their Plan!
Panic? Who is in Control? Nobody can stop what is coming?
With the right amount of meme magic, this virus could mutated again, this time, it only attacks feminists.
Henry Smith
German efficiency at its best.
Brody Stewart
I KNOW
Lincoln Phillips
WHERE ARE ALL THE COCKY GERMANONS NOW?
Xavier Martinez
>47 Not that old...
Luke Powell
Alright. Give it to me straight guys. Im 21. I dont drink alot. Im in good health. I work out regularly. If I get blessed with corona chan will i get to keep by balls
Bentley Hernandez
> i fucked up the last time, sorry.
Sauvastika = Misfortune, Dishonor. ignore all other bullshit sigils, because this right here is simpler but much more potent. just look at what's happening in Jew York, for instsnce.
>The Covid-19 is touching the entire elite of France : 5 members of the parliament, the director of the Ecole Normale Supérieure ( most prestigious research and learning institute ) and the director of Paris' airports are all infected. twitter.com/BFMTV/status/1236984485180293120
Can someone link a source explaining how and why China can cover up deahts and numbers? for past 10 days they've reported like 30 deaths and 40 infections.
of course they can just log people as pneumonia, influenza etc. any realistic source article about this?
Leo Thomas
I wish we had a map of the regular flu / common cold like this... to compare.
17 confirmed case in Poland, we equalized with Russia now
Carter Adams
how often does a flu kill 47 year olds through lung failure?
Juan Price
This chart is a comparison of infection rates [curve A, upside down U] you do jack shit vs [curve B, almost flat line] employ social distancing and other NPI methods
Elijah Fisher
the panic will wear off over the next week, unless it escalates like crazy as far as death count, but i'm glad i've got rice etc. and ammo.
Levi Cooper
It already did retard
Levi Smith
From 3 case to 20 case in 72 hours. We are definitely the most powerful. Also my sources said there are actually 40+ some are just for verification.
Officials were told that they would be held personally responsible for any confirmed cases in their areas. Several were fired in the subsequent days. Then new cases dropped like a rock. Check the pastebin in the OP for sources, cba myself.
Michael Stewart
What motivates you to get through this disaster, /cvg/? For me, I want to help young Japanese girls repopulate their country.
so 3,000 people die over the course of what? 3 months? funny they state the deaths but not the demographics of who is dying
Juan Brown
Maybe they are hoping that somehow in the mere minutes the market will somehow unfuck itself. Tedros is already known for more severe delusions than that, anyway.
>The chances of a global pandemic are growing -- and we are all dangerously under prepared, according to a new report published Wednesday. >The panel of international health experts and officials pointed to the 1918 influenza pandemic as an example of a global catastrophe. That killed as many as 50 million people -- if a similar contagion happened today, it could kill up to 80 million people and wipe out 5% of the global economy. >"The world is not prepared," the report from the Global Preparedness Monitoring Board (GPMB), co-convened by the World Bank and the World Health Organization (WHO), warned. "For too long, we have allowed a cycle of panic and neglect when it comes to pandemics: we ramp up efforts when there is a serious threat, then quickly forget about them when the threat subsides. It is well past time to act."
Jonathan Thompson
A few months ago I said that if an asteroid obliterated Beijin and made china into a wasteland, it would be better than their continued existance in the world Never did I think I would be so right, and even less like this
>WHO was supposed to start a conference a half an hour ago but has still not begun >people at the table during the delay keep touching their faces and each other's phones and tablets and chatting and giggling Geniuses at work here
Christian Taylor
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SOUND??
Austin Bell
Did Trump commit political suicide? I mean a large numbers of his base, with qtards are boomers.... who are going to be the most effected, yet treated it like it's a joke now.... He has nothing to gain by calling it a nothing burger, even if he ends up right.
Sebastian Carter
FIRST DEAD IN KRAUMANY
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I DONT WANT TO LEAVE HOME ANYMORE HOW DO I STOP GOING TO WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COLLEGE SNEEZED AND I SHUT THE DOOR IMMEDIATELY
FUCK WAGESLAVING AND FUCK THIS SOCIETY
Andrew Robinson
All their life support machines are in use. New cases requiring ECMO will just die.
Ayden King
Nothing, Doomer here. I am going to try and be a bloomer as long as I dont suffer a personal loss, after that its just gets bad.
Jack Edwards
I want to outlast the kike parasites. No way I'm going to off myself no matter how bad shits go, they would win by default.
Colton Richardson
So where the fuck are all those "recovered" people at? Why aren't they making videos talking about how it was to have corona, why aren't mainstream news outlets interviewing them, why aren't governments saying fucking anything about them?
They're now using similar criteria to flu deaths, where literally anything else is listed. If covid-19 causes a heart attack, they are listed as having died from a heart attack.
kek. Makes the stream more enjoyable to watch now.
Cooper Ortiz
The world is run by old people. Soon, they will mostly be dead, and the nuclear football will be passed to someone who grew up on computer games, and who thinks a post-civilization scenario might be fun.
Evan Ortiz
>47 You accumulate over 1200 cases with no deaths, and the first person you lose is fucking middle-aged?
Kevin Jones
Thanks for the update user, you can stop shilling now
Jace Kelly
Kung Flu Haching Hachong
Colton Taylor
NUKE CHINA NOW
Aiden Perry
do we know if there are differences in r and cfr based on the sequences?
This is the right approach. You slow down the speed of spreading by closing school/cancelling events etc while increasing the capacity of the healthcare system.
Am i taking it right? G is spreading slowly and pretty much harmless compared to other 2? Correct?
Camden Butler
amp.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay >The coronavirus that causes Covid-19 can linger in the air for at least 30 minutes and travel up to 4.5 metres >The length of time it lasts on the surface depends on factors such as temperature and the type of surface, for example at around 37C (98F), it can survive for two to three days on glass, fabric, metal, plastic or paper. Dropletfags BTFO, Summerfags BTFO, holy shit
It won't. We'll be seeing more and more deaths each week until society breaks down.
Julian Carter
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David Powell
>Ecole Normale Supérieure
Isnt that a reason for frenchies to party? afaik they hate that shit to the guts
Caleb Brooks
I see you have your priorities straight, user. Just encrypt your porn folder, pedo.
one week ago: >leftists saying that preppers are stupid, its a nothing burger, shilling for flu vaccines, saying that the flu is 100000x more dangerous
today, after trump tweets that the virus is meaningless when only 22 people have died and 300 infected max: >CDC HAS FAILED!!!! >WTF TRUMP IS WRONG, THIS IS SERIOUS. >HE CALLED IT THE WUHAN VIRUS? THATS FUCKING RACIST!!!!! >WE NEED MORE FUNDING! WHERE ARE ALL THE TESTS >SHUT DOWN EVERTHING!!!!
is this the biggest proof in the last 4 years that they will just do the opposite of what trump says?
Adam Evans
I say barricade the prisions and let them burn inside No mercy for criminals Put those tanks to good use with some live ammo They are probably all niggers anyway
This one is going to be particularly fun in the US, can't watch for all these based blue types to watch their heroes abandon the post in a time of need.
Joshua Nguyen
>3 people die out of 1,164 die >THEY ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES!!!!! lol /cvg/ is brainlet general
Easton Brooks
Germans didn't wanna die on the weekend I guess. Very considerate.
So don't. The market is collapsing anyway. Make sure you and your family have enough food, then isolate. The rules are changing by the minute, it's time to be pro-active.
Angel Cooper
Q niggers please leave, you just got your PAIN
James Hill
edition.cnn.com/2019/09/18/health/who-pandemic-report-intl-hnk-scli/index.html The WHO did this because nobody cared when they asked for billions of dollars in funding to fight pandemics 2 months later we get a pandemic and the entire world is watching them for answers They'll come out of this with 10s of billions in extra funding.
The dems couldn't even run a caucus..and this is China's virus. All he has to do is tell the truth...the world saw draconian containment efforts fail in China. No amount of testing or containment would have changed anything in the end. The best outcome we could have hoped for from the very beginning is that our hospitals don't get overwhelmed.
Aaron Martin
Fuck niggers
Lucas Barnes
.... shit jobs?
Ryan Foster
This whole thing is getting pretty boring I was hoping it would take off once it hit the US
its because the measures needed to contain it will fuck the global economy royally. especially if cities in the US have to be quarantined. the social and economic implications of the virus are at this time worse than the virus itself.
Carter Ramirez
what if it is all a nothing burger, overhyped by Yas Forums and i will only end up without any education
Juan Cox
Nein. Sie haben eine Bämme bestellt und die werden sich auch essen!
CORONACHAN HAS THREE HEADS NOW >With 278 strains of the #COVID19 #coronavirus genetically sequenced & public @GISAID a story is emerging. There are three clades: S -- mostly China, South Korea, USA G -- Northern Europe and Russia V -- Singapore, France, Italy, Latin America
cologne reporting in. how close are you to heinsberg?
Brody Peterson
Just a flu bro.
Oliver Thompson
Swabian women are so SUSSS though
Alexander Garcia
Reatarded anons can't stop to ask what happens to most people when hospitals inevitably fill up. Retarded anons ignore the leaked videos from China showing relatively young people dropping in the streets. Retarded anons think this will all clear up right now if not sooner.
Josiah Rivera
There will be Burger Panic in 18 days or so is my guess. I hope we behave better than the Aussies when it comes to TP..those sumbitches went straight up Jerry Springer over shit paper
I live in a smallish midwestern city. Spoke to a friend who works at a hospital. They have been having meetings all week. They have no negative pressure containment areas. Higher ups in the hospitals are panicking. Also currently 6 people being tested at one hospital 2 in another. There are 4 hospitals total. The most they can collectively handle for Corona is 30ish. We are fucked.
Ayden Wood
I’m in Vancouver and I already got It and I’m better now. Been hitting the gym and it’s been so quiet. I hope people stay at home for a long time I’m enjoying this
Jack Cook
lets see how long it takes them to smile like they always do
Asher Price
Anyone got that article about Italians having to choose who to intubate and who gets fucked?
fucking finally, the old dusty ass politicians will die out
Asher Lee
Could we stop counting China? They do not send data anymore and it screws with projections.
Isaac Gutierrez
Nice to see it hasn't stopped you from making gains, user
Ryan Roberts
It's already too late for social distancing procedures. If you haven't been at home playing videogames for a month because your workplace/uni closed then you're already dead.
our patient 0 came from west Germany, infected 2 or 3 people while on the bus
Aiden Rodriguez
Unironically just wait 2 more months and the majority of the world will have this. There's no such thing as recovering from this disease, it's a retrovirus like HIV or herpes simplex. The mortality rate is nearly 100% similar to HIV.
Jace Evans
Such bullshit. No one was screening for it back in January.
Blake Taylor
They are locals that infected themselfs in germany, italy etc
>FIRST TWO DEATHS IN GERMANY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY GERMAN BROS
Colton Parker
>Living in trips You're safe
Jose Perry
Germans aren't white
Andrew Taylor
Like turning a page in a book
Joseph Williams
user, why the fuck are you looking for a job now? You risk to get infected, you'll have to overwork and the salary will be non-existant because of recession. Stay at home.
Imagine that in my country, the health minister said that as long as you have the disease but "mild", you're going to be able to go around town just using a face mask...in April we will be a total shit
William Peterson
Yeah, next shift just to get steamrolled again.
Sebastian Taylor
>Testicular damage
>read the med article >These results indicate that testicular cells are the potential targets of 2019-nCoV.
what the fuck bros...
Jack Hill
What did (((((((((((((((he))))))))))))) mean by this?
I traveled through NRW yesterday, from near dortmund back to here. I left on wednesday. on wednesday, the trainstation was a lot more empty than usual. yesterday it was back to normal though. Also supermarkets were short on certain stuff like noodles and bread where we live last week or something, but theyre back to normal now. I also didnt see anyone with a mask. at least yesterday, nobody seemed to give a fuck
Christian Adams
Why is he being such a moron about this? Honest question. I usually like him and find him refreshing, but he's been hands down retarded about this.
Colton Phillips
well. we are going to have some bad times. the only good thing is that I will be able to wear the gas mask soon
The virus is probably peaking and on the decline by now...the after action reports will be interesting. That is when the actual R0 and CFR will be calculated. Just look at the Wiki for 2009 Swine Flu and see how much the numbers were adjusted upwards after the fact.
Joshua Robinson
DÜSSELDORF CLOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA no one is in panik mode except we and redit
They have left the building and are headed downstairs.
Asher Wood
Trump has lost 2020. Got too cocky.
Zachary Roberts
He meant: Suck my dick. It will give you immunity from corona virus.
Wyatt Garcia
its a penis
Grayson Davis
it already is not a nothing burger, i mean it was just confirmed a pandemic. pick your survival strategy, those compromised will get killed by the virus. is your immune system good enough to weather the storm? do you have no elders in the house you could get infected? is everyone in your family able to survive this virus even if it means getting a serious pneumonia? because this virus will spread like it or not, and if you are exposed you will get it and spread it before you know you have had it.
Easton Price
Who would have thought that a MTG heavy portfolio would not perform well in these desperate times. I'm doubling down and buying the dip. Going to get 100x cases of latest sealed MTG product. Should get a good rate burning the commons for heat and fuel next winter.
Probably, but you only need one infected italian going there and it will spread along the other strain. Who knows what happens when you have a corona soup.
Asher Hill
Without a significant comorbidity....it’s not likely. Especially considering we have targeted therapeutics like Tamiflu and a vaccine. That’s what’s so retarded about the “just a flu” crowd. Even if we completely ignore the significantly higher infectivity and fatality rates, comparing this virus to today’s influenza is still fucking retarded. It’s a much better analogy to compare this to influenza in the early 20th century when we had basically zero effective drugs.
Alexander Johnson
Hey just thought of something.
Do you think the normies aren't panicking because they're all on SSRI's + a bunch of anxiety suppressants?
Xavier Walker
He’s a moron about everything, this is just the first thing that’s actually mattered during his presidency.
I put in the application months ago. There's a 99.9% chance I'm getting infected by my family anyway, so turning down the first opportunity in a long time probably isn't actually saving anything.
