WHO IS BUYING THE DIP HERE?

The repercussions of COVID19 hasn't even started properly in the West yet apart from fear, and you think this is the bottom? They can solve the oil shit that primarily caused this with negotiations and pumping. I do however wish the powers that be good fucking luck printing their way out of the real coming effects of stagnant or cancelled international supply chains/routes, massive scale quarantines and mothballed domestic production. I'm not an econfag and I don't really have a personal position, but as an outsider looking in it seems completely absurd that you'd expect things to magically just resolve themselves in the foreseeable future.

Canned goods and shotguns

Why?

Based schizo doomsday prepper.

I'm into tech and med stuff. You cant go wrong with these since all the zoomers are """health conscious""" and smartphone hypnotized retards.

Meh, I'm still holding off until I believe we are officially in bear market territory.

All my investment accounts have been parked in short term cash/fixed income. I made 5% today because I moved some into a short position.

Although real estate is looking really promising, a few buddies and I are possibly starting a trust and buying up a few MF properties given the low mortgage rates

Because youl're getting them like 30% cheaper than you did yesterday.

VIX is priced in to be 100 tommorow. Lol at all of you trying to catch a falling knife.

Probably this desu, we still haven’t hit the bottom yet and economists are thinking this could lead to a massive collapse of our financial system. I’m feeling regretful I ever trusted Trump.

>thinking this is the bottom
hahahahahah

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I see you've caught onto the plan.

why is this board turning into Yas Forums

Yeah, if this is another 2008 I'm psyched. I can finally get a good house. Hopefully some nice foreclosures soon.

Long term stocks will be higher and right now stocks are cheap. If/when they go lower I will continue to buy. I have plenty of cash because I stayed out of the bull market. I'm playing the long game. If I were trying to make a quick buck I would go to vegas.

>arrested

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Financial collapse was going to happen regardless anyway. Don't buy stocks, buy gold and silver for when the market shits the bed, the price suppression currently in place won't be, and gold and silver will skyrocket.

Raw metal is the safest bet.

I literally don't even know HOW to buy stocks.

>stock market crashing
>hasn’t happened since 1929
Yeah I wonder why people are talking about business so much.

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Reminder:

Warren Buffett never beat a bull market and his success and picks have always been from a bear market

>blurry chinese videos without a context
>10 to 20 twitter shills spreading fear 24/7
>incompetent western governments who overreact
>low IQ population brainwashed into believing that one day the world is going to end
>fearmongering kike media left and right
>profit?

Two weeks from now everything will be into green. This meme virus is a media hype and the biggest troll in the human history.

This. Is it as simple as go to a brokerage website and create an account?

>buying high

GET IN THERE.....
GET SOME!!!!!

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corporations

Just buy into a low cost ETF for the s&p 500. You'll get stock in the top 500 companies across the entie economic sector. Lowest risk.

If you want to be poor and make no money, yes, buy metals.

babby first market crash
enjoy your dip buy zoomer

>buy gold and silver
That's OK but when do you plan to sell? Just don't HODL to me... in the end of the day you need real assets not some shiny rocks.

dead cat bounce is over when? I am sitting on $80k USD ready to go. or should i wait until later in the week?

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>>buying high
and selling even higher

>thinking trump did this

Brainlets, everyone

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Gib $$$ plox

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Just install the Robinhood app.

it's the only place when you can talk about real business and not shitty cryptoz

robinhood dot com , or the robinhood app

>when
where

*never buy chink phone

precious metal isnt an investment its a store of value dumb cunt kys

I just locked in 3.00% on another house.
It’s in Maine so cold as fuck but it’s a hot market with all of the white flight moving in. Thanks 10yr Treasury crash.

you're really out of touch with reality dude

If you are buying right now you are catching falling knives.

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Fuck. Have many CEO's resigned and sold their shares or something en masse?

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Thursday afternoons have been my sweet spot lately.
We have a mixer at my club Thursdays too so it’s comfy.

He's right that those metals have limited value. Not sure why you think they're solid investments except that there indeed are people who like shiny rocks so you're betting humans will still be that stupid long term. I guess a planet approaching 9 billion people will need energy despite Saudi/Russian bullshit.

>having more than 5% into precious metals

you better buy some helium bottles lad. that would be better investment for a brainlet.

Anons, I don’t feel like the virus thing is going to get super bad I feel like there could be an overwhelming cultural shift for a few months.
What do you think about going in pretty heavy on some Netflix ?
12.9% average lately but I could see another 8% on that for the year.

elaborate pls.

I'm europoor, but I have still ~20k€ ready for the stock shopping.
Just wait and we can make huge profit before end of this year.

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>Thursday afternoons
this
Netflix is OK.

Robin hood is only available for amerisharts. Outside of USA trading is extremely hard.