Stock Market Crash

My portfolio is bleeding out due to this Corona Virus bullshit. This morning I'm now down about $40,000 from last week. Do you think Trump can close the markets for the next several weeks? All these traders are selling in fear. Does the President have the authority and power to close all markets?

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No lol

Are you mentally challanged

Fuck you and your monopoly money!

Ha and you aren’t full of fear? The billionaires of the world thrive in this shit. Opportunities everywhere and you cannot even see em. Sad

Fuck off nip. Corona was only the catalyst. VIX will be 100 tomorrow and there's nothing that can be done to stop it.

Relax. P/E Forward for the S&P is still 19. It was over inflated anyway. Cut your losses and buy Exxon, Carnival, and United Airlines at 40% down discounted prices.

Hold and buy the dip. It’s what anyone with a brain is doing. It’s scary right now, of course. But 10 years from now you’ll make a killing.
Don’t bet against wall street. This is culling the noobs

When this happens you realize the stock market stocks prices are a fart fantasy.

Thank you god emperor Trump for handling things so badly that socialism will grow in popularity! Truly the greatest Comrade to the left!

Who controlls if the markets close? I remember 9/11 they closed for a week or more.

Sold back in January, and have been sitting on a shitload of money, waiting for a crash.
Where's the bottom, lads?

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Dow Jones is the cornerstone stock of Israel. This is one time Yas Forums should not want to shut it down..

The bottom is when they start talking about it in the news.

exxon is only down 8%

40% since the start of the virus. Sorry, should have been more clear.

Dow 2600

>Hold and buy the dip. It’s what anyone with a brain is doing.
Yeah, that's one way of looking at it.

>40% down discounted prices.
Yeah, if I only had money. I won't get my bonus until July 1.

>Sold back in January, and have been sitting on a shitload of money, waiting for a crash.
>Where's the bottom, lads?
Good for you. Impossible to predict the markets, though. Jump in now. Can only go back up, I guess.

don't buy until Coronavirus starts to clear up

>buying in before the market bottoms out
You're in for a long couple of weeks dude. Just be patient, no reason to buy now and loose money.

You aren’t down anything unless you sell

April

Then it's already too late.

Only your 5 year average and greater matters, stop being a total bitch.

Someone is new to stocks starter pack is you OP.

I have no idea how stock market works but I have a sock drawer full of crumpled cash because I don't trust banks.
Sell everything and then buy it back, problems solved.

Just average down. Timing the bottom is Impossible.

It's just a run-of-the-mill carsh.

Hard to say

You are already in buying opportunity territory as long as you plan to hold for a few years

Picking the exact time to buy is practically luck

I lost $100k, shit was so cash.

You should pay taxes on the money you lost too. That will show ya!

serves you right for being a trader kike

>I have no idea how stock market works
Buy low sell high. Your welcome.

You don't lose your money till you take it out. Hang in there, just like every other market it'll bounce back again... when it does, throw down. The economic upswing is going to be never before seen in all of history. You'll easily make that money back again.

I lost $18k this morning. I'm not worried.

In 2015 we had a similar scare. I held, bought the dip, made out like a bandit over the next year.

>ITT: Massive portfolio cope

WHAT IS THE OIL WAR YOU FOOL

SAUDIS FLOODING THE MARKET

>close the market when it plummets
>don't close the market when it rockets

Why would anyone close the market when it rockets?

Why are people dumb?

Panic selling increases panic selling. It's so weird to me.

Lol you fuckin retards have been saying the same thing for years and the only people making money are insiders. For everyone else its a roller coaster. Kys faggot.

>its not the fact the global supply chain was disrupted by disease
>it was the pissing contest between the russians and saudis
Maximum levels of cope right here.

>where's the bottom
it's going all the way down the 'THE' bottom, and it won't come back up

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>It's not recovering this time. There is literally no more money. Money is perception. The perception is fucked. Money is fucked. Welcome to the ride of your life.

Bottom?

this is the correct answer

You should have sold all over a month ago, ha

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there won't be a recovery in stocks in the next five years. look elsewhere

>I lost $100k, shit was so cash.
Damn, sorry to hear that. I thought I had nerves of steel, but I'm stressing.

>You don't lose your money till you take it out. Hang in there, just like every other market it'll bounce back again... when it does, throw down.
Thanks. I guess that's my only option at this point.

Blatant hypocrisy

>I lost $18k this morning. I'm not worried.
Hold The Line!

Shills trying to get you to dump

>Why are people dumb?
>Panic selling increases panic selling.
Yeah. And the people panic selling are so-called "experts."

Don't sell. Just buy more at the lower prices. This shit WILL bounce back.

>there won't be a recovery in stocks in the next five years.
That's what's concerning me.

>Don't sell. Just buy more at the lower prices. This shit WILL bounce back.
Yeah. Discount sale prices. I don't get my summer bonus until June 30. So probably too late. Might have a few thousand dollars to invest in the meantime.

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~10-12,000 the floor, if 9-8k it'll be a steal

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this.

Thats why you sell your things quietly before SHTF you fucking dingus.

then pullout and shut up or HODL, dumbfuck

You lose if you sell now. In a year or two it will be back and you still get dividends. Im holding and down 60.