Is this true?

Also it’s not a dark brown like in OPs picture, I mostly notice light brown.

Yes I'm my Dad's side is Bavarian/Irish and my mom's side is Prussian/Bohemian and I look like a Cuban

I noticed this too. When I was waiting for the train in Dusseldolf I notice the krauts were pretty nordic looking. When I arrived in Munich the people seemed short and darker.

It's similer to the UK, except reversed

yes, somewhat. Southern Germans are mostly decended from celts while northern Germans are mostly germanic. Southern Germans and austrians are more closely related to other alpine people in northern italy, france ect. While northenr germans are more closely related to Dutch, Danes and other nordic people.

yeah but blonde haired people are subhumans

forgot to remove meme flag

>Southern Germans are mostly decended from celts
Finally someone knows this lol
In Saarland they seem to look French

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pale perfection + natural dark hair > rosy toasty roasty with basic bitch dyed hair and blue eyes

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It’s because northern geemans are mixed with scandi’s

Bavarians are darker whites in many instances

Digits support my consensus. Stay mad, fags.

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and southern germans are mixed with italians, no?

I just cannot stop winning.

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Yeah and you are correct "white" features with dark hair is the best

>dyed hair
cope harder muhammed

Southern germans are still human

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It's almost like German nationalism was a big lie

Found this Bavarian German GEDmatch result, seems quite Southern European-shifted:''# Population (source) Distance
1 South_Dutch 5.99
2 French 6.31
3 West_German 9.63
4 Austrian 10.19
5 North_German 10.38
6 Spanish_Cataluna 10.46
7 Southwest_English 10.71
8 East_German 10.77
9 Southeast_English 11.09
10 Spanish_Castilla_Y_Leon 11.73

# Primary Population (source) Secondary Population (source) Distance
1 58.8% North_German + 41.2% North_Italian @ 2.92

Quintessentially American

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AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I WOULD BE FULLY SATISFIED WITH ANY OF THESE

skip both for the swiss
>come home
>wifes making chocolate watches
>yelling at you through a ricolla horn
>male companion, I HAVE MADE YOU A TRADITIONAL SWISS MEAL.
>uh is it chocolate watches again?
>YES YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT OUR CULTURE AND MUST
why even date anyone else?

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Celts like french

more or less. South Germans are more Celtic and North Germans are more old Germanic. But this is only a generalization and does not hold true in a lot of cases.

You can literally see the highlights and the black roots in both of those basic bitches. Not only that, but the one in front has a fucked hairline from burning her scalp with all the synthetic dye and bleaching.

_STAY_
_FUCKING_
_MAD_

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Still whiter than you, muttburger.

I thought we all knew Americans were a melting pot of European immigrants from the 19th Century, didn't you know that arab rape baby?

pale perfection + natural dark hair + blue or green eyes is peak form

North Germans on the other hand lack the Mediterranean DNA

# Population (source) Distance
1 Norwegian 3.23
2 Danish 3.46
3 North_Dutch 3.96
4 Swedish 4.18
5 North_German 4.81
6 Orcadian 5.97
7 Irish 6.66
8 West_Scottish 6.93
9 Southeast_English 7.36
10 Southwest_English 8.79

# Primary Population (source) Secondary Population (source) Distance
1 81.1% Danish + 18.9% North_Swedish @ 2.75

Southerns are probably original germans apparence.
Northern are swedish rapebaby from 30y war.

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>using discord text modifiers
love you discord trannies, keep seething.

Southern German girls are a little bit more stocky and with flush cheeks. Which is much more to my liking.
But thats just a general direction and both not exclusive of course.

Based satan

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Cuban isn’t a race

yeah what's your point

>It's almost as if my Hollywood inspired conception of German nationalism was a big lie.
ftfy

>>using discord text modifiers
Fuck even is that? The fact that you know more about what you're accusing me of is actually fucking hilarious. And my dislike for basic bitches makes me a tranny too?
How do I deal with all this?????????!

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Yes. Live in Bavaria but have Italian tier black hair

What does the typical Rhenish German look like?
t. Ancestor was a Rhenish grape farmer

>_STAY_
>_FUCKING_
>_MAD_
(you)

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I believe the kikes start brainwashing them with holohoax in primary school, I've read a German user claiming he watched holohoax movies at school when he was 8

>Don't forget that Germans literally did this

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north Germans are mixed with Norscans and are usually predisposed towards Chaosite corruption

South Germans are basically Unberogens mixed with Tileans

>northern germans

You mean wannabe Danes?

actually girls on left>girls on right

>danes
you mean North Schleswig-Holsteiners?

>It’s because northern geemans are mixed with scandi’s
Thats where all Germans came from originally

Made to be molested by Arabs invaders

I don't understand your babbling. Are you drunk?

I'll take all 4.

I was born in Düsseldorf and that is why they call me Rolf.

Ah, the full spectrum... of autism

My ex gf had a very similar genetic make-up and she was a very unusual looking girl. Really strange phenotype. She was "ugly cute"

Schleswig is half of a northern german territory seized from Denmark in 1863. I was making a joke and implying they should have taken the whole thing.

no

can you describe her looks more specifically? I'm pretty unusual looking too. I'm very tall, dark like an arab but I have very germanic facial features, green eyes. I stick out like a sore thumb in my smaller very "white" city.