/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1794

► Detected: 111,753 ► Died: 3,888

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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New York declares state of emergency
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Prisoners in Italy are revolting
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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>RESEARCH
South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Rapidly mutating
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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>REMINDER
China faces shortage of testing kits
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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>LATEST CASES
12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden.
12:08: 68 new cases in Spain.
12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States.
12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam.
11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.
11:20: 42 new cases in Switzerland.
11:18: 1 new case in Poland.

>MORE
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Guys, everything will be great!

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Post one, get one for free

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I actually want to live now... I think we had our fun right guys?

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Who the fuck this nigga

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fix'd

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I thought you fucked off /innawoods/

thank you based argibaker bro

I can't believe my eyes this is just unreal. We're on the eve of the greatest pandemic of our time and Spaniards are out there doing this.. pic from Madrid.

What the fuck is wrong with Spain

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It's literally just the flu guys

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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1. youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

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The west doesnt have the fucking balls to do what China did in order to contain Corona. Not even an ounce.

we japan now

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0.1%-0.6 lethality confirmed by South Korea and first world virologists.
Flu level illness.
NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

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imagine disinfecting this whole getup everytime you step outside.

Fuck kikes, fuck boomers, fuck jannies, fuck trannys, and fuck niggers. May coronachan come for you all.

It's not really critical in DK yet. Seems like we're too autistic to keep rubbing up against each other.

Wonder if their government will even bother with a quarantine. Spain might just become worse than Italy and infect other countries at infinitely higher rates than Italy.

Friendly reminder that no one ITT was lurking on Yas Forums before 2012

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pastaniggers getting welded inside their homes and put in coof cubes when?

>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY

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thanks

thought this was a really shit paint drawing but its just his hair

Apt pic: twitter.com/AIR_News01/status/1236942916645351424

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Sounds nice, until you realize that once the outbreak is over for the countries in front it only takes one person from a country with a current outbreak to start the whole thing over again

yes, can we cancel the happening bros
i'm scared moe

Most people aren't as informed or smart as you think they are user, things aren't much different in most places

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But do you knoe da wae

TOP KEK

based and ellisonpilled

>first death in germany
first death in germany
>first death in germany
first death in germany

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>Believing the CCP
Retard
But that's good tho. Thousands of feminists will get coronachan and die.

yeah sure, tedros.

>be me
>not you
>already got really sick November 2019 to January 2020 but fine now
>pretend coof whenever I pick up the phone
>person on other line audibly disturbed
>I talk to seven to ten persons per day on average
>

where is the countries' list??

>The global market is going tits up
>The global community can't contain the spread
>Bodies are starting to hit the floor
>I-it's just a flu bro
>CVG told me it wasn't a flu
>CVG told me to stock up on 3+ months of supplies in Jan
>I actually listened
When normies gets wind of this happening in full scale it will be brutal

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Ty bro, now I can replace my already saved one.

Hmmmmmmmmm, yeah checks out
Good meme

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Source?

Niggers, chinks and generally any other male. Ugly women too.

Disneyland Paris maintenance worker tests positive to coronavirus

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[F]

>Be non-white >Spread diseases >Blame the people you infected they're now spreading diseases too >Smallpox India or Egypt >Cholera India >Tuberculosis Africa >Plague China >Flu (all sorts) China >AIDS Africa >Malaria Africa >Ebola Africa >SARS China >Measles Asia(middle east) >Yellow fever Africa >Dengue America >Polio Africa >Leprosy Africa or Asia(middle east) >Zika Africa >Dysentery America >Rabies Asia(middle east) >Syphilis America >Chlamydia Africa >Gonorrhea Asia(middle east) >Herpes Africa

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 15 (FIFTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 15 (FIFTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 15 (FIFTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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>Retarded topic about a flu
>34 posts instantly
>Greece literally being invaded
>0 posts
Hello Shills.

Lies

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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how old was he i dont speak german (unfortunately)

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Anyone that believes any of the numbers being put out from any government at this point is a fucking retard. Take your meds schizo.

Who cares, it's just another garbage isekai.

>source: trust me bro
Besides, you're taking account of only worst Korea, and not all 109 countries infected.

RIP toilet paper, you will be missed.

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Checked and can we add shaming migatards off the board on the ever growing list of corona chans achievements?

Flu kills at a rate of 0.01% in the US. Which means if corona kills at 0.1-0.5 its 10x-50x deadlier than the flu.

I knew that the Germans acting so cocky yesterday would eat crow. Every time a country starts getting really cocky about this virus they get hit harder by it the next day.

Okay, now this is epic

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But he isn't

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BELIEVE MY NUMBERS GOYIM

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Italy has a 5 percent lethality rate and americans are much unhealthier than them, Skorea is a sterile society

Now would be a good time for aliens to reveal themselves to humanity actually now that I think about it. They could appear and claim to have some sort of cure for this

>1 DEAD GERMAN IN GERMANY
1 DEAD GERMAN IN GERMANY
>1 DEAD GERMAN IN GERMANY
1 DEAD GERMAN IN GERMANY
>1 DEAD GERMAN IN GERMANY
1 DEAD GERMAN IN GERMANY
>1 DEAD GERMAN IN GERMANY
1 DEAD GERMAN IN GERMANY

And you know that the numbers CCP gave you are correct because? Just asking.

u fucked it bro..

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If you wanted to park and live out of your car somewhere while going off grid, where would you go?

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UPDATE: There are additional confirmed cases of #Coronavirus in NYS, bringing total to 142 (+37)

Westchester: 98
NYC: 19
Nassau: 17
Rockland: 4
Saratoga: 2
Suffolk: 1
Ulster: 1

twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1237035701369176065

+37 in New York State
Big issues with community spread starting to take hold
No preventative measures taken

theres a press conference at 18:30 with the "county mayor", until then no info

greece will be crushed by (((globalists))) muttoids and that's boring.

>west of the Rhine

doesn't count, not German soil

>nooooo not the darn stockerinos
>those poor pension fundereeeenos

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FTOM THIS 0.1%-0.6% LETHALITY COLD VIRUS.
SELL YOU STOCKS, QUARANTINE, AND BUY TP AND WATER.
IM SO AFRAID! ARE YOU A VAGINA AS WELL?

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based and devilish

>turns your lungs into the Win95 starfield screensaver
Just a flu

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Milan still looks busy and its supposed to be quarantined.
>skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/italia/lombardia/milano/milano-stazione.html

Oh noes my speshul thing is bein ignorrd

they havent announced age or gender yet.

when will dr nigger show up?

You go watch your mouth you little shit

Weebs, cucks, fags, niggers, chinks, spics.

Rapefugees killed less people since 2015 than the flu did in the last week. Literal nothingburger.

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BOGGED

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context

Nah, 2007 newfag here.

plz post the infected by countries list

>richfags losing their money
I'm starting to think Corona-chan is pretty based

Realize what China had to do in order to contain the virus, and then realize America is doing nothing.

If we're being completely honest you and me are likely the only two. Most of these fags never actually posted pre captcha or when catalogs didn't exist. I'm assuming these threads are what the front page of reddit is like

Female supremacy and death of the west is way more important than some once-a-century-pandemic, sweetie!

Watching the big short right now, kinda comfy

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2005 you fucking goatsee practitioner

NUKE CHINA NOW

kek
Boomer Mitchell is wrong. Common symptoms for SARS-CoV-2 does not include runny nose nor diarrhea, but only in rare cases, as per the CDC and confirmed case reports.

to be fair, there was a guy that already had lung failure and was critical, it was bound to happen sooner or later

That's some ninja level bullshit

KEK

IN GERMANY? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIMME THE SOURCE NOW
WHERE MY SOURKRAUT NIGGERS AT?

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PANNNIKKKKKKK

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fucking yikes
source?

>implying China is actually testing and/then reporting.

S

Nice collection, care to share it mein Freund?

Faggy zoomers and niggers go first

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Here's one you don't seem to have, cheers m8

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If he actually does use the P word how bad is the stock market gonna tank?

Brudis, ich dachte, dass wir immun wären.

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SK got lucky with young infected demographic

Is this guy fucking insane or what?

>Boomers, diaspora niggers and non-whites
I couldn't care less about boomers, and i live in Novosibirsk, so closest to non-whites i can see are armenians, iranians/tadjiks and some students from Latin America. Of all mentioned only tadjiks can become real problem.
I expect nice and comfy post-apocalyptic future for this place.

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Eh they aren't quite gone, there's legit campaign working in there so they are in it until the money gets pulled. Guess they only hire shit anymore because Trump had to step in and you see what that did ahahahahaha

Are meds in general suicidal?

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The chances of anything coming from SARS are a million to one

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>Frog has shit taste
Checks out

Lmao you NPCs are truly eternal

Its an MRI from an Italian patient who had COVID-19.

This is your lungs on Chink AIDS.

2008 here, not fuck off

How the fuck you guys are dealing with the nervous breakdown of knowing the truth? I'm about to have a psychosis episode and weed doesn't help at all.

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THIS IS WHAT BRITISH DOCTORS HAVE BEEN GIVEN FOR PROTECTION

WE'RE FUCKED

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Was expectable. They alluded to it in the Spahn press conference already.

Coronavirus in NY: Head of Port Authority Rick Cotton has coronavirus

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lol at you callin someone a schizo with this logic
..
everyone is coming to get you!

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Hope my sights arrive before a big retard comes to take my loot

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>WHO is almost 40 minutes late
They really don't want to say that P-word huh

Seeing everything slowly turn into shit is kinda surreal to be honest, but yeah it is comfy,

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2007 here, go kill yourself niggerkikefaggot

young turds like you, diaspora niggers and migrants since 1000 AD today. The pozzed globalist crowd on Facebook are no boomers but generally under 40.

Kann auch ein Sandneger gewesen sein.

Koreans have actual fucking hygiene and social standards so the R0 is probably near 3

I'm 2008 myself. Hell I was shit posting as a secure tripfag when Mootles created >>>/tr/ but he changed the board name after a couple of months

LATE, GAY AND MUTED
In other words, nothing new for them.

I don't want to be too skeptical about this whole situation but IMO the 12% figure for required ICU admissions seems a bit harsh, is there a breakdown of those patients' age groups? And how many of the younger ones had preexisting conditions?
That said i agree that this is nothing to be taken lightly, the national healthcare can only absorb that much of a peak before shitting the bed and i'd be lying if i said i'm not worried for my grandparents.
I believe we won't have the full picture until we'll be able to test, let's say, a fifth of the population for the virus, especially in northern Italy. That should give a decent insight in the actual transmissibility and mortatily rates. That said, if the virus really has a "dormant" state after the contagion cycle you really can't trust any statistic.

Also, Germany is obviously, 100%, misreporting death attributable to the virus as something else.

They already have. The first infected in Ecuador came from Spain, and one of the infected in Colombia as well.

You got too cocky

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Wymyn powa & retard leftist. Govern keeps on damage control even with Madrid, La Rioja & Basque Country stacking cases up.

If it makes you feel any better, there is literally nothing you can do except sit back and enjoy the show, user

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ofc

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who cares, germans aren't even white

I really wish this really happens...
I want this happening to be over fast so my granma doesnt get it and die

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its a CT scan, mr poopies

The Black Death also originated from the far East.

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>nigger faggot
>not roodypoo candyass
You had one fucking job you newfag

WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE WHO NIGGERS SO LATE

>using confirmed cases for lethality rates as if it is even clise to actual infected population

Woo lad we got a gender studues major here!

Actual death rates are 0.1-0.6%, the only nationwide general testing effirt is South Korea that show 0.6% and falling.
Virologists in the US and Canada have confirmed predicted lethality rates in the 0.1%-0.6% range.
Panic is the actual problem, this disease is a literal nothingburger.
But if you like stimulating the pussies who live in fear have fun.

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Stop using the N word racist

Also I thought we're allied becoming brothers?
Black Muslim brotherhood!

kys. normally your shilling doesnt get ppl killed

now it does

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2009 reporting in.

Eh, it's one of the only isekai that's actually decent. A lot of isekai sucks because it's a pale imitation of the better ones that started the craze.

breaking news: 2 people dead in germony

P...Pan...Pande...Pandering?

i think you'd be surprised

That's why it's called Spanish flu

Bros, I just sneezed while pooping and noticed a small drop of blood in my stool. Please tell me I’m going to make it.

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It’s kimchi dude, eat the kimchi

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check this bitch biting her nails and picking her nose.

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just fuck my entire life up senpai

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just hug the chink bro

>candyass
i remember not going on Yas Forums for like a year and seeing faggot filtered to that with all the color text/highlight and was confused

Come on, you are a fucking island. It's easy to control. Just look at Taiwan, it has thousands of people travelling to and from China and they are only 40 now.

Turk superior genetics are imune to such pathetic virus.

Some US hospitals aren't even bothering with masks.

Source on that?

And thankfully it's starting to speed in cucktalonia.

ITALY GOING DOWN
>TANKS IN THE CITY FOR 50 PRISONERS EVADED
TANKS IN THE CITY FOR 50 PRISONERS EVADED

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Why do you go on the internet to tell lies

I’m not spending any money going to a doctor to see if this is something I can’t even treat with more than chicken noodle soup and vidya.

Question:

Has anyone disproven this having bacteriophage function and HIV entry protein homology? Markets sure are trading like the end of western civilization, and SARS 2 seems to be a civilization ender....

Yas Forums and the delusional masses are all like, COINCIDENCE???

no but really... doesn't this just mean everyone over 60 is from now on going to die quickly when the season turns, and everyone else is going to be even more dependent on expensive medications? BlackRock is positioned nicely in chems, plastics, pharma, etc. for this.

My take is that the rich weren't happy with the plebs response to the increase in terrorism. They thought they would profit massively off the security systems. That failed, so now you're all going to get sick, and stay sick, and haha at your fate.

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>Head of Port Authority Rick Cotton
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH LOCK DOWN INCOMING

nypost.com/2020/03/09/coronavirus-in-ny-head-of-port-authority-rick-cotton-has-coronavirus/

nypost.com/2020/03/09/coronavirus-in-ny-head-of-port-authority-rick-cotton-has-coronavirus/

nypost.com/2020/03/09/coronavirus-in-ny-head-of-port-authority-rick-cotton-has-coronavirus/

Bill Mitchell was right before, and he'll be right again.

Tomorrow the market will restore again from this "weekend hyper-hoax hype".

Sad and low energy effort from the panDEMic party!!

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twitter.com/martinpschranz/status/1235667745276035072

*spread

probably patient zero in Heinsberg, NRW:
case 18: man, 47, "countless contacts", pneumonia, comorbidity, lung failure, artificial respiration, he was in ICU since 27.02.

no...

#BREAKING Fourth person dies of COVID-19 in the UK - Health Secretary.
>#BREAKING Fourth person dies of COVID-19 in the UK - Health Secretary.
#BREAKING Fourth person dies of COVID-19 in the UK - Health Secretary.
>#BREAKING Fourth person dies of COVID-19 in the UK - Health Secretary.

>sauce
twitter.com/ISCResearch/status/1237036351045992448

krautkeks not feeling so smug about now lol.

>REMINDER
Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Politicians and right wing socialists that fucking bled the country dry for years.

THERE CAN'T BE A PANDEMIC
IF NO ONE SHOWS UP TO SAY THE P-WORD

is
who livestreaming? is it worth to check out

fuck off nigger

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Head of French airports group ADP tests positive for coronavirus

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I am a disgrace to my family as I didnt become a doctor so please dont burn me :DD

Masturbating to brother sister incest hentai and drinking

The govs can't hide the numbers for so much long. We are literally just in the begin of the end

>Korea
No fat people
Low rates of heart issues
Low rates of diabetis
Low rates of smokers
Low rates of Asthma
Low rates of mental iness
Low rates of cronic breathing problems
>It's all relative

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It's ok, because
>#niggers can't catch it!

>re:zero s2 was delayed to july because of corona

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I love Emilia.

Yas Forums was fun. all of them tripfags. then the script came.

Hi frens it's my birthday. I'm glad to spend it with you. Waking up to the crazy stonks shit was already great.

thanks

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we're reaching COPE levels that shouldn't even be possible

>AUSTRIA STILL 0 DEATHS
AUSTRIA STILL 0 DEATHS
>AUSTRIA STILL 0 DEATHS
AUSTRIA STILL 0 DEATHS
>AUSTRIA STILL 0 DEATHS
AUSTRIA STILL 0 DEATHS
>AUSTRIA STILL 0 DEATHS
AUSTRIA STILL 0 DEATHS

THE FÜHRER PROTECTS THE CHOSEN FEW

Spain is gonna be the next Italy isn't it?

Just lay back and accept it's over. You did prep for this right?

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Is this ironic? Bill Mitchell is a fucking retard.

Checking those numbers out also thanks
OH NO NO NO NO GERMAN BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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Money is now useless paper.

All is lost. This is the apocalypse.

Let's say the ratio of critical cases is really 1%. That would mean that there were more than 70,000 infected in North Italy weeks ago when those currently being admitted to ICU had been infected. By now there should be hundreds of thousands of infected. If that is the case, does it make any sense that Terronia has basically no cases? Do you have no travel between the North and the South?

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387

scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3065187/coronavirus-south-koreas-aggressive-testing-gives

Tell me about it, Chilean feminists doing the same in Santiago
They'll be the death of us

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>A mask
>gloves
>apron
>a box

What else could you possibly need?

Lame el sapo & go back to /ptg/ to had the trip of your life.

Poland +1. Woman in Poznan city. Unknown age. 17 cases so far.

Also leaves permanent lung scaring, which leads to death within 5 years.

Maybe this is why nobody cares. So used to instant gratification that if millions of dead don't litter the streets in 1 day it can't possibly be anything

So he didnt like the Hot Toddy huh ?

AUSTRIA CONFIRMED FOR PLAYING PLAGUE INC ON ZERO DEATHS

2 DEATHS!1111
NUMBER OF DEAD DOUBLED IN GERMANY

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That's what Germans here were bragging about yesterday, just wait your turn

It's over
amp.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay

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I love corona-chan

>that flag
wait they have costcos in the uk since when?

Don’t shoot, I’m Japanese

Happy birthday user

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I can't remember why but Mootles got butthurt at Yas Forums and filtered those words for a few months. I think that was around the time he added IDs to Yas Forums and made anyone that saged a thread to have their ID appear as HEAVEN

>italy right now
twitter.com/ISCResearch/status/1237036351045992448

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the point is to have a plan

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Don't be afraid of it..let it take you! let it take you anons!

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See

think more north
money is on france or germany to finally get fucked in the ass again
waited over 70 years for them go get dunked again

I can't help to feel sad about the people that are gonna die
already doing that
Obliviously, I'm a prepfag

04 here.

Genuinely afraid the virus has those properties, the studies have been peer reviewed, too but nobody is really disputing them or even trying to elaborate

Happy last birthday burgerbro.

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Could still wipe your shit with it

The recovery to death ratio puts SK at 30% at the moment, so yea.

Imagine being this much of a delusional retard. Your retarded boomer god is a delusional fucking idiot and so are you.

HOW MUCH?
I still believe the commies in BCN are under reporting, no way Madrid is this fucked and the cesspool of barcelona is under 100 cases

mmm
that's my fetish

poznan.wyborcza.pl/poznan/7,36001,25746692,koronawurus-pierwszy-przypadek-zakazenia-w-poznaniu-potwierdza.html
sauce

>that's the joke

>COUNTRIES LIST
BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS SO FUCKING LAZY
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 30,964 (766): S. Korea 7,478 (53) Italy 7,375 (366) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,209 (21) Spain 1,050 (26) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 566 (22) Japan 502 (7) Switzerland 374 (2) Netherlands 321 (3) UK 319 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Iraq 65 (6) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 20 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,151 Sweden 248 Belgium 239 Norway 183 Singapore 160 Malaysia 117 Austria 112 Bahrain 109 Greece 74 Canada 67 Kuwait 65 Iceland 60 Denmark 59 UAE 59 India 43 Israel 39 Czechia 33 Lebanon 32 Portugal 31 Vietnam 31 Finland 30 Brazil 25 Palestine 25 Slovenia 23 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Indonesia 19 Oman 18 Qatar 18 Russia 17 Poland 16 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Chile 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Peru 7 S. Africa 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Slovakia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Colombia 3 Malta 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Tunisia 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Channel Islands 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6492/web
>Sounds like every single call is someone being suspected of having the virus

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My country is barely affected by Corona-chan, but it will certainly be affected by the market crash. Not gonna complain though, the last five years have been shitty and some corrections need to be made.

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can't hide for so long

Happy birthday user! I made you a present, but you can't have it until your birthday next year.

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Happy Birthday fren!

literally jerking it to Corona-chan and channeling all my excess energies to Her, all my fears and anger all to Her.

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I have a nice stockpile myself.

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since 2007

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Let them spread it amongst themselves and laugh at them when they die.

Show the lewds

Happy Birthday user. Mine was a few days ago and it was fucking /comfy/ watching everything go to shit.

she's in charge writing hygiene rules for plebs.

What about Italy?
Stop trying to defend Trump

they have fucking drive thru testing in South Korea.. maybe at mcdoanlds we'll be able to get a test along with are mc quarter pound and cheese.

yeah don't die over there, i need glock and ktm parts.

>waaaah i cant handle being proven wrong its orange man badddd!!!
Cope and dialate faggot.

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GOOGLES YOU TEATARD

Gift yourself a gun, happy birthday

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/ptg/ I know you're getting BTFO right now but maybe best to just stay in there until you get relieved. Don't worry, everybody is laughing their fucking asses off at you faggots.

Watch your mouth kiddo
He's a smart man who sees through this false narrative the dems are trying to plant.

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Take your meds schizo

France 1239

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LIZ LOVE

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The real prep was the friends we made along the way!

it's just a flu bro, why would you worry about a flu when you could support women's rights

Spanish flu 2.0: rebujito bogaloo SOON

Absolutely third world.

interesting

Been here since 9/11

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happy birthday user, I'm guessing this is your greatest gift to get?

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Just woke up did the world burn alread or what?

TWO DEAD IN GERMANY

Happy birthday, user. Hope you prepped.

SO... AIRBONE CONFIRMED?

Soooooo corona chan killed globalism?

Hey, I started posting those, glad to share my loss of sanity
Here, have a worse one

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It's down 5000 points you retard

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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every government is lying to us! people have to be dying from this! it is the happening!!!!!

the thought process of every loser on these fuckin threads.

there is ALWAYS some end of the world conspiracy going on in pol...this is just the most recent

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no because he doesn't unironically think the world is going to end from a disease that only kills the ancient and lunglets. enjoy /retard/ general for the couple weeks it has left.

>twitter.com/ISCResearch/status/1237036351045992448
Sorry but in what sense would a tank be useful in the event of escaped prisoners?
Are the prisoners driving tanks?

nah bro, money is great for wall paper.

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the virus does not affect invertebrates.

I am financially illiterate, should I just pull a bunch of my money out of the banks now?

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>tfw cancerfag from mid 2012
how did you know

She yum

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Happy Birthday, user!

By remembering Allah.

Cutest Corona-chan ive seen so far.

expect new numbers from italy and france to be devastating

Dear diary. Today someone on the internet was a faggot.

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get on our level, filthy casuals.

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>Magia Record still going strong
Feels good being a Madokachad.

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I want to believe, but why is shit so bad in Italy? Tell me something, I want to be a nothingburgerfag again.

Reminder China silenced scientists for a whole month before they took action. Their numbers are bullshit.

China's been saying this since January so that information is like 2 months old.
Also it is 13% of those WITH symptoms, which is 5% of all infected.

PRISONERS REVOLTING IN ITALY
>PRISONERS REVOLTING IN ITALY
PRISONERS REVOLTING IN ITALY
>PRISONERS REVOLTING IN ITALY

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Second death in germany
>Second death in germany
Second death in germany
>Second death in germany
Second death in germany
>Second death in germany

bild.de/news/inland/news-inland/coronavirus-erste-todesfaelle-in-deutschland-kreis-heinsberg-und-in-essen-69089326.bild.html

someone should go full coof superspreader at a wahmen's day rally

366 dead / 7375 infected in Italy by yesterday's numbers.

Zero herd immunity confirmed
Two strains circulating confirmed
Millions of people could overwhelm the health care system taking the mortality from 1% to 15%,like what happened in chinville.. confirmed.

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R A R E

Unexpected kek.

Reminder this memeflag nigger is still crying and frequents /ptg/

TWO DEAD IN GERMANY

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>30%
Kek the retardation of statistics failures in the soros shill group.

0.6% of people infected will die. This is literally on the level of a severe flu. Only a literal manlet is afraid.
Are you a boomer? Asthmatic?
Ahh I know you are HIV+....
Well I understand your fear then.

>Ratatatatatataatat

No Anime in the New World

idk shitalians grug logic

Be on the better. Happy birthday.

Yeah, like... I am honestly not some fucking moron, I have a BSc in a similar field and studied enough immunology and pathology to have something of a clue. This is basically the worst thing that has ever happened, and even months later it's like I'm living in a dissociative state where I go about my normal life, but also know that a disease with properties that could end mankind is also spreading the globe. Strange.

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How is this bad? Less pozzed retards means podemos is done.

>Still waiting on the WHO cunts to make the recap
>see this
BLEACHED.COM

further, any pasta bros from the red zone here?
I have a request

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Magia Record anime is a hot garbage that should never have been made. The game itself is okay though.

Keep going...

Guess they couldn't write them off as JUST A FLU and pneumonia deaths, eh?

Happy birthday, have an upvote you faggot.

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Nice!

Happy birthday user. Mine is on Saturday and already looking forward to all the happenings.

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Happy BDay user!!!

shoabook. com/RTnews/videos/340617713544216/?v=340617713544216

leftist out of a prison protesting for total amnesty of the inmates

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Imagine being a doctor and not having the common sense to have invested in your own quality PPE.

I bet 99% of doctors are this dumb

For really big mistakes, as is keeping that many niggers on the tax payer money.
Now the pastafaggots have an excuse to run them over with a lot of tons of steel and vengance.
They better not fucking waste it
As for here, I hope we use this chance to torch gypsy enclaves

I fucking hate amerimutts and their politicization of everything. Fuck you, you deserve genocide.

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Communists, chinks or otherwise.

Been here since 06 newfag.

reminder tedros' only goal is to maximize white deaths

lol same

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

When Bill Mitchell climbs down from his nothing burger soapbox and admits it’s time to take it seriously, that is your BUY signal

Because there is an effort to panic the world and wreck markets to stop the rise of incumbent nationalists throwing up tariffs and ruining jew banker slave labor markets

OH NO NO NO NO AHHHHAHAHHAH
LOOK AT THIS KRAUTS

>0 German deaths
>0 deaths on German territory
>Only 2 deaths in Germany
---> You Are Here Only deaths in Bavarian territory
>Only deaths in Saxony territory
>...
>...
>...

So, will the virus kill the stockbrokers or will they suicide because of their losses.

It's quite literally (as opposed to figuratively) and unironically (as opposed to ironically) the second best anime of all time.

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Can Pastafarian government do anything right? Holy fuck.

HOW MUCH FUCKING LONGER ARE THEY GOING TO TAKE?

Is this the latest WHO has been?

if the krauts weren't such gigantic douchenozzles on here i'd care.

Diamond Princess has 0.8% death rate and the population is pretty old.

I was here in 2007 or so

It is a nigger "doctor" so...

>reeee fuck you disproven my nigger conclusions
>reeee orange man orange man

Cope and dialate

China shill. Lol. We all know china is btfo. Its dead. Forever. No one will ever want to buy from china again.

Gtfo out with your seasonal china flu

Based indo neighbour. May you have no terrorist explosions this month.

This, just Guernica that prison.

she most likely already has it
the two weeks incubation and spread rate is ridiculous
lets cherish our grannies and parents while they last (arround a month)
if there is a case

Man, even at 5% deathrate, we will have a lot of these leeches to care in the hospitals and some non retards might die due to no beds or health workers to tend for them even if it isnt corona-chan
It's better if we have less infections

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