SHould I buy stocks or toilet paper?

Same thing

>not taking your after poop shower
he's not going to make it

>what's a pussy

Buy Goldman. It’s owned by Jews and Jews never lose a chance to make a buck.

>still no TP based crypto

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because they're shitcoins

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Can you use stocks to wipe your ass?

toilet paper, you can never have enough toilet paper

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Kimberly-Clark TP is Israeli, so close enough

Its a waste of money, just do what the muslims do and poke a hole in the lid of a two litre bottle, fill it with water and spray your ass down after a shit and if you are really keen on keeping clean just use one baby wipe after you spray your ass with the water bottle.

If you shit like a healthy human which is once a day you should only go through half a pack of 60 baby wipes ever month.

Problem solved, only retarded women who waste toilet paper by the truck load and cucked husbands are buying mass toilet paper.

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here's pro tip from communist Polska, for times of crisis: you can use any thin paper as long as you wrinkle it and rub it against itself for a bit
Toilet paper should be the least of your worries

can some Italian tell me how is the situation there? Are people literally dying in the streets and cramming hospitals?
I'm asking you seriously

it's about selling it later for a surplus

Buying toilet paper is the absolute most retarded thing in the world. I really dont get it.
If youre quarantined you have all the time in the world to wash your ass with water. And if the water shuts down your toilet wont flush anyways. Theres no scenario in which you need toilet paper

meh. Do you want to be that guy? Buy yarmulka while you're at it, for more authenticity

Are americans that retarded? Just use fucking newspaper.

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>can some Italian tell me how is the situation there? Are people literally dying in the streets and cramming hospitals?
hospital in NORF are full
literally beds in hallways

streets are fine but police questions where you go and you need to show a print permit that you're going/coming from work

In the south (Rome here) it's mostly still free but all companies thatn can adopted smart working (remote) and every single public place or offfice requires queues to stand 1m from each other

fellow ex-commies know, kek

it's about making a profit

>Do you want to be that guy?
on ebay, no one knows your face

bought about 800 rolls this weekend lad

it might be too late for you

what's the difference at this point?

Just stop wipeing your ass

>what's the difference at this point?
TP is not jewish backed and won't bounce up again

>delivery services working when shit hits the fan
I see a giant hole in your plan, Moshe Mosberg.

>If you shit like a healthy human
>which is once a day
How can that be healthy and not some kind of constipation? are you fat? Wasted quads

Negative.
Cup hand and use as a poop shovel.
Wash after optional.

Just replace your toilet with a japanese one

soon user

>TP is not jewish backed and won't bounce up again
Why would TP companies need to ‘bounce up’? They're doing lots of business and we still have trees

who uses this much fucking toilet paper? why do people need so much?

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>He shits multiple times a day
Stop eating greasy bean filled burritos all day Miguel

>He doesnt use worthless paper money to clean his ass after stock collapse.
You and your TP will never make it

thanks for the info. I guess you're fine yet

assume the men are buying for at least familys of 4 for the next month

Enjoy your pleb market, bruv. I for one am stocking up on decadent herbs and spices. Before long the monotony of bland sustenance will become too much for the masses and they will seek out a dealer of luxurious and aromatic delights; and just like a starving African family they will go without to pay the high price for my herb and spice. They will pay with their health and their children's lives for a taste, and I will be their king.

I eat a lot of meat and three protein shakes a day and I shit two to three times and I stay aesthetic without needing roids

>streets are fine but police questions where you go and you need to show a print permit that you're going/coming from work
ah so italian fascism is still alive and well, sorta comfy if you think about it be safe italy bros
An Oregon bro here, apparently all the stores are out of hand sanitizer, I haven't been to a store in a few days.

Stocks in TP and canned food business, obviously

I use at least half a roll to one full roll on average per poop. I like to use a wad about the size of a baseball for each wipe.

Of course. It has really taken over my life. These days I buy nothing but toilet paper. It gives me this amazing feeling of euphoria to grab yet another pack of toilet paper rolls, take it hom and place it in the toilet paper pack room of my apartment. It has really given my life new purpose and it feels so good.

If you're looking for a wise, tradeable, hot commodity to invest in: Toilet Paper.

>Brit
>Hoarding spices
>Not hoarding tea too

Workin' on it.

Stop using paper you dirty spic. Use water like a civilized person

I'm similar. I use about a small tin can size of TP per poop. My wads are orange sized

>thinks I don't have at least a year's supply of Yorkshire Tea at any one time
FOOL! HAHAHAHAHA

TRADE TOILET PAPER
WIPE WITH STOCK CERTIFICATES

Italian bro from sicily(south) here the situation is ok,a lot of paranoids,i hope in social collapse.
Read siege!

>>Italian bro from sicily(south) here the situation is ok
terroni from the NORF brought you virus
you just don't know yet
mischinu

Based. Let’s laugh at all the ecofags with their one-square wipes and poopy fingers.

I'm not sure if you're aware of the satirical value of this post and that flag but thank you, that's made my day. Hit me up when it all hits the fan, I have spice to trade.

+1

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Your intestines are in panic mode, trying to get rid of all that highly prosessed protein shake and you'll end up getting cancer.

Why NPCs are buying so many toilet papers?

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they think that

A. supermarkets will close soon
B. can sell them later for profit

One to two times a day is normal, I have never shat more than once a day outside of having Diahrea in my entire life. I shit at almost the same time every day and no I am not fat I am healthy which is why I have regular bowel movements, unlike you.

Enjoy shitting your pants regularly when you hit your forties.

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This is the most Jewish thing I've ever seen.
>captcha parking meters

stocks. Get some oil majors.

>Tp is for after shit
>Nothing to eat no shit
>Only useless Tp now
Such many cases

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toilet paper stock you idiot

One square of TP, stick finger through center.
Wipe ass, remove finger.
Clean under nail with TP.

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Im sitting here looking at goys arguing over toilet paper, while I have a stack of 600 tampon stacks... stay poor goys.

Dunno.
It's not like they self-quarantine themselves inside so they need supplies. Maybe they think in the long run there will be nothing left to resupply or nobody left to produce supplies? And none of them even follow the basic safety protocols in the first place.

NPC is as NPC does.

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600 tampon packs

I poop around every 2 days, am I going to die?

both
since everyone else is buying, it's worth getting enough tp in case of a shortage when you actually need it
for stocks, id advise buying sometime this week or next week
we cant know the timing of the dip, but the US is currently in fear mode, driving prices down, especially after that retirement home got hit, but once everyone sees that only old and weak people die, the prices will skyrocket
im fully expecting that to happen either next week or the following week, but its better to get stocks while they're cheap than to try to time the dip perfectly and miss good prices

>Your intestines are in panic mode, trying to get rid of all that highly prosessed protein shake and you'll end up getting cancer.
t. fat or skinny

yeah I'll buy tomorrow

Anyone got that bosnia ghetto guy's post about surviving? Toilet paper, lighters, butane, can openers, medicine. Can't remember what else. Buy TP. Learn to use a rag and how to clean it. Sell the TP for young girls in the apocalypse. Then rent out the young girls and be king of the wastelands.

Food stocks like PepsiCo,nabisco are good buys.

But a sealed unused pack of toilet paper is worth more then twitter stock.

Twitter stock is a ponzi scheme.

That’s not a grave concern but you should probably eat some more fiber.

Gee
Makes you realise rj Reynolds and Pfizer stock are real investments and twitter stock is a ponzi scheme.

kek

YOU CAN ALWAYS HOLD YOUR BUTT CHEEKS
OPEN AND DRAG YOUR ASS ACROSS THE
LAWN THEN WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HOSE
OR LET YOUR DOG ROLL IN IT THEN COME
TO YOU FOR CUDDLES.

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ignore What you need in your diet is more luxurious spice.

P&g (who make Charmin) stocks have rocketed. You might have missed the bus... Locusts are about to ravage China though. Look into wheat / futures